THE OPEN MIC CYPHER

[Split Eight]

each loss a stalled slumber
there/gone. k-band plot holes
static drawl & stereoscopic call numbers

[Mr. J]

Catch me swinging a board like Paul Bunyan
swinging a sword just to chop onions..
I fuck with pussy that will leave a smile on your face..
like a carved pumpkin.
come at me to get your jaw punched in
she likes it from 12...& takes a looooong luncheon
basically I swing like dawn of the apes
riding in a horse and swarming the gates

[Bodey]

And adoring my age as I'm forming debates
Does Pauly Shore validate or is he broke as a vase
Oh, good morning to haze, the under-ranked and the greats
Now stick a fork in my brain as if it's foreign to pain
Cuz I am chortling veins and exhaling swords into lames
Who can afford such insane unproportional claims

[Mr. J]

Its abnormal for pain to be in your torso for days
looking..resourceful in taste as the courtship enraged
My swords up, engage..you could torture the length..
& contorted with grace, the proportion of strength..
a gag reflex that reacts more like a gag reel
a bottle of advil ...last night was mad real..
call my penis Sonny Liston come catch a body Ali..
cause Ill dI've up in it quickler than a kamikaze

[Bodey]

Cooler than Fonzy but I crashed a Maserati
Woke up in a new Bugatti, rappin Drake's "Versace"
I guess I'm just drunk like that, get on a funk and rap
If I could slam dunk my crap I'd be a monkey Shaq

[Certain]

Originally Posted by Badi Alii

Cooler than Fonzy but I crashed a Maserati
Woke up in a new Bugatti, rappin Drake's "Versace"
I guess I'm just drunk like that, get on a funk and rap
If I could slam dunk my crap I'd be a monkey Shaq

What the fuck is this racist bullshit?

[Mr. J]

I'm on the adjacent pulpit
looking like a culprit
grinning ear to ear, a nuisance..
all fun & games til' you facing Anubis
I knew it!
in fact I was certain about racist bullshit
plus I quit running tourney's cause I'm sad
that @zygote isn't coming back

[Bodey]

Originally Posted by Certain

What the fuck is this racist bullshit?

Lmao

Sorry, I associate throwin crap with monkeys, killa
I'd never do it to be racist, besides, Shaq's more gorilla
It's yellow, it's red. No it's vanilla and chocolate
This fellow is dead, media said that he robbed shit
But maybe instead, you get the feeling a cop flipped
You watch CNN, which only feeds racial conflict...
Til a 12-year old's dead, and it's barely acknowledged
A grip to the neck til his last breath seems obnoxious
The worthlessness of Ferguson, the uproar upon Baltimore
What the hells the purpose man, we should start lovin each other more

[Pharaohs Army]

@UnbornBuddha
Tremendously dope but don't call me a glutton Dummy. i wouldn't ave eaten all that pumpkin if you didn't initially take the pumpkin from me
Where i live it's always sunny, always lovely, n always funny
i found a buddha Statue in my hallway closet
deary Me, if i took my time Positing on everything you posit, it would become obnoxious, or it could be come a ruckus
I make the rawest records,like Rawkus records
and pause the beat&Then like Pause it back wards,
and try to find the cause of the Aztec disaster
or an ******* crashing.
I am on watch lists but no more than you are. the nasdaq is tanking.
as a man of my own awakening, i find it disturbing how you've robbed my Ketamine drawer. You must've never seen more..
must have been why i practiced all that chemistry for.
i didn't even know what I was messing with, even after i Messed With-It.
and bla. and bla. and pestilence.
i got an idea let's write a bible movie and you can write all the sentences.
i guess my Vine on the walls of the garden of eden wasn't worth mentioning.
i look upon you just as i do with everyone,as another entity.
I went to Florida for "space station Kennedy", n the manatees.
"And the humanities". It is a tragedy, when hydrogen explosions involve a catastrophe.
I can keep going but I don't like to "create masterpiece".

[Pharaohs Army]

riots in baltimore.
ray lewis, a tireless carnivore, told them not to Do it.
and then 1 kid Did it n mom smacked'm n said "your stupid".
How suitable.
The imagery.
On TV.
snowballs crushing on the sides of armored vehicles.
people tryin' get some business done, too many "business down",
even the Bloods want peace. what does that say about this town?
those in power let it Go1 night; National Guard comes in the day after- things calm down.
it appears to be a pattern.
i mean both the police batterings, and the response
but violence is not something we want.
so yeah the "bad element" of the "baltimore response" should stop

[Fig]

I'm confounding and oddly. Off.
Lost in boundary dissolving plots. Caught men denounce me. I'm bouncing loose in movements made allowed-to-do. Intuitive pouncing. Lost in the ousting; ego impedes Tao. Diverging from the deserved and deep-down. Too concerned with all the filters on the screen now. Abandoned to the amazement when I peak. wow.

These clouds speak when allowed. I hear what I give them. It lets me know I'm here not just to peer from a prison. A cells microcosmic retelling. It's violent in hell, but silent in heaven, and being left to myself in my head is the vying concrescence.

[Mr. J]

I'm all essence like Gods presence as you sought penance. I brought septics and poured that shit on y'all skeptics! I'm objective living on perspective as a undercover detective. eclectic yet effective. I base my obsessions on perfection and lace em with a sedative.a pessimist practicing elegance counting presidents yall tryna work on your relevance while downing antidepressant medicine..down 30% grab a medic kit & say 'ga' like Genesis my penis requires no measurements..the mentalist mentally ill in a mental facility with telekinesis abilities to induce fertility silly me sitting at kittys peak that's what you get for trying to get in meow mix so why don't you suck a cow dick

[Fig]

I'm about it about it. Rerouted my neural outlets to structurally replicate the ancients. What about it. I'm hung like a fucking cow-lick. My hair style trumps your tortoise. Get aborted. Like take a time machine to the past and get your cord ripped. I'm soar, stiff in a whore bitch I demoralized, deflowered and deported. No quero.

[Mr. J]

And no queso I used to get high off my payload. now I get high off tales of betrayal that failed just listen to the details as I prevail. blown like a sail bathing in the chem trails, you been frail. I bet you cry when you chip a nail love getting dick from males and smell worse than a stiffened whale

[Pharaohs Army]

What Of mine Isn't a Freestyle?? Well there's a few Things, but most of them Are, and they seem Senile.
Meanwhile, I quit because I was labeled as lame.
Actually, it was because the site was down,, Which was gay..
Today was a good day today.. But I'm day-to-day..
Lemme tell ya how ta "save text".
Basically it involves occasionlly reading others' writings and try to capture their same breath.
Insane threats in battles are always the best. That's why I became obsessed. I'm an un-original writer I follow, the latest fads.
Here is a drug platter. Perhaps it will temporarily keep you from staying sad.
I submitted some things to a well-respected ghost writer,n.e. rated it Bad..
..aand he rated it bad..
He said I wasn't exploring depth&it made me so mad.
Maybe he didn't see my line about "orange is the new black".
N***** is an offensive word &I hope if you say it? You take it back.
On Another Subject, Is It Bad if i keep having a recurring dream about Satan's Goat-like Head?
I think the fur was black. But maybe it was red.
Maybe it's all in my head. And maybe I'm driving down rodayo &i'm already dead.
Here's the latest on my love life: a girl called me and i plan on calling 'er back.
i was actually surprised she called i thought she Dwelled In The Past about how i never responded to texts.
in the past she was actually fond of my raps.
she was one of the few people that said it wasn't Obviously crap.
my "novel idea" was crap--
Not the novel itself,but the problem,of sitting down...and writing it- what a drag.
Ah. I'm sure the ideas will flow Soon. Even the best of us can't do everything So Soon!!
bragging like i "dun wrote tunes". when all i've really done is write shit on the internet practicing how Not to Cum So Soon.
but if you pay attention? i'm something new.
i'm doing things you always thought you could do but thought it'd be trite if it was something you do.
i can not be defeated alone-
run to your crew.
but i'll end this on a good note i have a Footnote:
.."dwelled" is a word.
at first i thought it was improperly spelled-
that's absurd.
i wen on dictionary dot com,&it was a verb.
my brother was a "herb".. he smashed my other brother's head inta the curb.
all for thinking he was an undercover, which e wasn't.

[Mr. J]

I smash eggs by the dozen and cook them in a oven. I go clubbin' read the Onion and dream about fuckin' finger clucking chicken rubbing. the oil is boiling. rolling like a Royal, loyal, spoiled and wrapped in foil baked at 350° it seems risky but 25 minutes later the skin seems crispy, I dream quickly and succeed picky innuendo about my clean dicky's, float in the vat holding an ax and throwing a cat laced by homing...what? I might as well carry on with the boredom cause that's what I see when I'm gone for most of the morning

[Pharaohs Army]

ben up
for most'a morning-
who Am i?-i make&laugh@posts that r corny..n i'm mostly not sorry..as a mind-reader i've alridy read most of yer stories,and i bet u rest on your laurels, oh well i made a couple notes today on my phone yo so maybe i'll Save'um up, n whip it Up whip it Up

[Wise Wiggles]

Hit destruct. Might get faded
give a fuck? Nah, get wHite bitch wasted
I get high with agents. These government individuals
couple of them get really cool
blood stays stubborn, in the ventricle
my grampa wants to go look for a lost pistol
I think I lost simple. lost myself trying to talk with you
Wanna stick my neck out, like an ostrich dude
Feel like i Got the same ptsd a hostage do
Audibly zombie feed on smiley emoji
struggl3 uncomfortable and die when you're cozy
try not to die in your twenties
gotta bounce back from the bottom. Try and just bungee
remember the flow and the balance
remember what it felt like when your soul was uncalloused
Memory more important than any gold in the palace
be nice to people. Try not to scold in the process
cuz there's a sharp distinction I want to carve in your logic

[UnbornBuddha]

I read often, and I realize one thing constant
Significance of any kind is too much to process
That’s why I make it a point for my lexicon to amount to nothing.
The meaning of these words is shroud in toxins
Inspired from the closing sound of coffins
Even if you were to find a bleak concept
It will only reveal a dream of an asleep conscious.
Paradox is nothing but our own being’s conflict
Arising from our need to collide with something
Just so, we can further say we survived the conquest
Journeys that you yourself decide their contents
Yet, instead of binging on gold and jade as our sole escape
We roam the caves of our imagination until our skulls inflame;
Pressure that doesn’t explode our brains as we grow old in age
But, puts us closer to knowing what we now know as fake.
I hear paradise is in this plane, yet cloaked in space
A divine nebula that our telescopes can’t place
Even those with faith begin to lose the hope it gave
Scathing darkness begins to overpower the solar rays
Wishful thinking numbing our veins like Novocaine
Innate in our cares is the aim is to see what’s over there
We want to experience every emission a supernova flares.

[Fig]

I got the Perry Ellis button up



But I'm married to a fuckin slut.
She's hairy as my monkey nuts
Disparaging. That ugly stuff.
It's kerosene on troubling cuts.
What's fair to me is fucking tough.
Prepare to see what's coming up
Or
Declare defeat and run amuck.
Don't care to teach you mumbling punks what's there. My speech is summing up the barren, reject runner-ups that stare at me with thumb in butt.
The clarity is numbing. Such a rarity to trust in what you care to see, but luckily I'm taroting. The summit of the sun is something of a parody to us, since redundancy is wearing we to dust.