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Old 02-18-2016, 06:20 PM   #121
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Old 02-18-2016, 08:52 PM   #122
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He looks like he pokes people to death with toothpicks covered in komodo blood
Yo lol. This shit tho. How does one even conjure this thought lmao. Always happy to see vulg goin in on a roast sesh.
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Not saying being drunk doesn’t mess up you reasoning. I’m turning 20 soon so I haven’t had a drink ever.
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Old 02-18-2016, 08:54 PM   #123
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Dead at preying mantis tag holy craps.
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Old 02-19-2016, 12:31 PM   #124
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still leaning over BATTLESTAR TARANTULA





this nigga lookin like he pilots a battletoad warship

lookin like he dips his fingers in chocolate and punches rice krispies

lookin like he's the "streetwise one" in an all sea otter boy band

lookin like Elmo with all his fur off

how this nigga skin and eyeball color the exact same

old permanent high from fetal alcohol lookin ass nig

this nigga makes bad lip reading videos of old Golden Girls tapes

this nigga was a botched abortion that lived, his birthdate on his driver's license reads: LMAO

this nigga finished 3rd in a rap competition behind Denny BLAZIN Hazin and one of the kids in the Black or White video.

Barbers won't touch him so he does his own line with roman candles and a box cutter

shows up unannounced at poetry slams under the stage name GARFIELD EYES

he was the only kid in his class who knew how to swim because he was raised by sea otters in runoff behind the sewage treatment facility.

he was disowned by his natural parents: Piccolo and Guinan

lookin like a proud iguana

this nigga named his 2 chest hairs THELMA AND LOIUSE

this nigga wears a vitamin C tracksuit with tarter sauce stripes

lookin like Franklin the Turtle with bells palsy


lookin like he brushed his hair with a pool table brush

this nigga is Michonne's special needs little brother MICHELOB. She cut his arms and jaw off and made that nigga a seeing eye zombie


this nigga lookin like an anteater at graduation
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Old 02-19-2016, 01:49 PM   #125
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this nigga lookin like an anteater at graduation


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Old 02-19-2016, 05:22 PM   #126
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This dude is the first butch terrestrian

Looking like he lives inside of a Xerox machine covered in insect pheromones

Lookin like a hermit crab's psychiatrist

Lookin like his Xbox handle is 'Iron Soul Computer Terminal 9.0'

Lookin like he got his Ph. D. In peanut butter architecture

Lookin like a gremlin joined Making the Band in the 70's

Lookin like Steve Urkle's Egyptian corpse talmbout 'hey guys I just sold myself a hearse I'm kinda a big deal'

Lookin like Bobby Lashley's tax collector

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Why you look like you work at the sneaker factory from Jumanji?

Lookin like Aesop Rock's publicist slowly turning into an example of social Darwinism.

Looking like a Gattaca archivist started becoming negatively influenced by Plies
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Old 02-19-2016, 05:25 PM   #127
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yoo to many quotables in here hahaha dying.
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Old 02-19-2016, 11:22 PM   #128
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