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02-18-2016, 06:20 PM | #121 |
Razor-thin derision
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Lookin like his alter ego is "The Tumblr Purse Snatcha..."
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02-18-2016, 08:52 PM | #122 |
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Yo lol. This shit tho. How does one even conjure this thought lmao. Always happy to see vulg goin in on a roast sesh.
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02-18-2016, 08:54 PM | #123 | |
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Dead at preying mantis tag holy craps.
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02-19-2016, 12:31 PM | #124 |
that nigga
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still leaning over BATTLESTAR TARANTULA
this nigga lookin like he pilots a battletoad warship lookin like he dips his fingers in chocolate and punches rice krispies lookin like he's the "streetwise one" in an all sea otter boy band lookin like Elmo with all his fur off how this nigga skin and eyeball color the exact same old permanent high from fetal alcohol lookin ass nig this nigga makes bad lip reading videos of old Golden Girls tapes this nigga was a botched abortion that lived, his birthdate on his driver's license reads: LMAO this nigga finished 3rd in a rap competition behind Denny BLAZIN Hazin and one of the kids in the Black or White video. Barbers won't touch him so he does his own line with roman candles and a box cutter shows up unannounced at poetry slams under the stage name GARFIELD EYES he was the only kid in his class who knew how to swim because he was raised by sea otters in runoff behind the sewage treatment facility. he was disowned by his natural parents: Piccolo and Guinan lookin like a proud iguana this nigga named his 2 chest hairs THELMA AND LOIUSE this nigga wears a vitamin C tracksuit with tarter sauce stripes lookin like Franklin the Turtle with bells palsy lookin like he brushed his hair with a pool table brush this nigga is Michonne's special needs little brother MICHELOB. She cut his arms and jaw off and made that nigga a seeing eye zombie this nigga lookin like an anteater at graduation |
02-19-2016, 01:49 PM | #125 |
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this nigga lookin like an anteater at graduation
I'm deaaaaad
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02-19-2016, 05:22 PM | #126 |
Razor-thin derision
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This dude is the first butch terrestrian
Looking like he lives inside of a Xerox machine covered in insect pheromones Lookin like a hermit crab's psychiatrist Lookin like his Xbox handle is 'Iron Soul Computer Terminal 9.0' Lookin like he got his Ph. D. In peanut butter architecture Lookin like a gremlin joined Making the Band in the 70's Lookin like Steve Urkle's Egyptian corpse talmbout 'hey guys I just sold myself a hearse I'm kinda a big deal' Lookin like Bobby Lashley's tax collector Why you look like the big bad wolf knocked down your sense of self worth? Why you look like you work at the sneaker factory from Jumanji? Lookin like Aesop Rock's publicist slowly turning into an example of social Darwinism. Looking like a Gattaca archivist started becoming negatively influenced by Plies |
02-19-2016, 05:25 PM | #127 |
The Bad Guys.
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yoo to many quotables in here hahaha dying.
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02-19-2016, 11:22 PM | #128 |
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lmfaooooooo
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