Immolate's drunken freestyle thread about serious business in a funny way - Page 7

Blas · 03-07-2019, 12:20 AM

oh yeah that irishmen, he was irish
or was he? naw.. he was lying
why'd he lie to me? that was childish
i bat my eyelids, then BAT his EYELIDS
this fag would try dick
oh please dont cry bitch

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now die bitch

Immolate · 03-07-2019, 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Exis

Write sumthin' about me fam...

honestly don't know who you are. keep thinking you're ex-kal when i first see ur name :(

UR NOT WORTHY OF THE TREATMENT

Immolate · 03-07-2019, 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blas

oh yeah that irishmen, he was irish
or was he? naw.. he was lying
why'd he lie to me? that was childish
i bat my eyelids, then BAT his EYELIDS
this fag would try dick
oh please dont cry bitch

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now die bitch

DAMN

that's the wackest shit i ever heard

Immolate · 03-07-2019, 12:24 AM

And I told her, I said, "Ida, you know all about me. I make whiskey and I drink whiskey and I plays poker... and I play the fiddle and I go to dances and stay out all night long." I says, "Now, if you think we can get along... and knowing' all about what I do," and I said, "I don't never expect to quit it," I says, "we'll get married" & I says, " and if you think we can't right now's the time to say so." She says, "well I believe we'll get along alright" and that was the end of that.

Blas · 03-07-2019, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Immolate

DAMN

that's the wackest shit i ever heard

thank u bro bless

Immolate · 03-07-2019, 12:53 AM

I just bought a water gun it got 30 gallons in it
pull at yo playhouse and put some water in it
wet a nigga block, you can't swim, cuz u black
fast action pump

Because just a matter of time...
some other fresh bastard's
gonna think of this...
and then it's gonna be gone,
we don't have the money.
We're not the only smart guys
in the world.

Exis · 03-07-2019, 05:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Immolate

honestly don't know who you are. keep thinking you're ex-kal when i first see ur name :(

UR NOT WORTHY OF THE TREATMENT

Take shots straight to the face you fuckin' coward slut
Or catch one in the temple like some Shaolin monk
I keep beef soakin' wet
Drown a clique, slice a neck
Fuck givin' you my respect,
You get no props from me kid like independent movie sets
I keep removin' stress,
Improvin' my tech while usin' techs
I put whole crews to rest,
Your lyrics are old news that I use to flex
Press & crush your best,
Flush a guest just to show I'm ill
Verbally murder with skills until your sight is drilled
By my surreal neuro,
Take cash whether it's yen or euro
I can invent a new gangsta past Pachino & De Niro
With so many digits I'm tuckin' the fuckin' zeros
Hotter than Sahara,
More shady & sneaky than an Arab
Like shootin' Ak's @ marine jeeps,
Movin' weight on serene streets
Bitch your raps are more fruity than a Georgia peach
Watch you suffocate on your flesh like a fat bitch that over eats
I'll remold your teeth,
Leave your bottom jaw @ the beach
Watch you catch shells then drown out your cries & shrieks
I'm alive & strappin' heat like a firefighter
My dark side is just that,
I mean even the night time is lighter.

Exis · 03-07-2019, 05:39 AM

Your turn faggot....

Immolate · 03-07-2019, 10:11 PM

You don't want to enter into a situation that makes them even crazier.

Quote:

I remember this. this was poor town.
still is.
yours?
i'm a bachelor, Jill. it's all i need. it's clean and better yet it's paid for

Immolate · 03-08-2019, 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Exis

Take shots straight to the face you fuckin' coward slut
Or catch one in the temple like some Shaolin monk
I keep beef soakin' wet
Drown a clique, slice a neck
Fuck givin' you my respect,
You get no props from me kid like independent movie sets
I keep removin' stress,
Improvin' my tech while usin' techs
I put whole crews to rest,
Your lyrics are old news that I use to flex
Press & crush your best,
Flush a guest just to show I'm ill
Verbally murder with skills until your sight is drilled
By my surreal neuro,
Take cash whether it's yen or euro
I can invent a new gangsta past Pachino & De Niro
With so many digits I'm tuckin' the fuckin' zeros
Hotter than Sahara,
More shady & sneaky than an Arab
Like shootin' Ak's @ marine jeeps,
Movin' weight on serene streets
Bitch your raps are more fruity than a Georgia peach
Watch you suffocate on your flesh like a fat bitch that over eats
I'll remold your teeth,
Leave your bottom jaw @ the beach
Watch you catch shells then drown out your cries & shrieks
I'm alive & strappin' heat like a firefighter
My dark side is just that,
I mean even the night time is lighter.

wish you were beer
"You slept with my mother & my grandmother"
"what's your point deer?"
lake arrowhead heart avalanche tears

"Hi Shane!"
"he doesn't talk to anyone before her morning beers"
it's gotta be for the right reasons... not to get chicks yknow or money... it's, it's to get the love
cheers to the season, got a glock, kid, & bruno's money yknow, it's like when crying doves
get over you but then you get bored
my heart is ever at your service
this shit is a snore
just gonna do this to make sure it's still a bad idea
can't tell anymore
ps she would like to be buried in her homecoming dress with my crown on my coffin

Exis · 03-12-2019, 02:52 AM

The only opponent opposin' me & winnin' shit
Is my clone toned,
The chosen one that's spillin' it
Only dome to split
Is when I ripped the rubber off the last cap
So fast it slashed the folds of your mother's ass crack
Nah I'm playin',
Couldn't find a visible hole
To stick it in,
'Cause this bitch is livin' with fuckin' millions of folds
It's open,
My yap hangin' a gap,
Her fat is like curtains dude
I'm surprised you arrived & found a birth hole to squirt on thru
It must of hurt you for certain,
The way I'm draggin' your mind
The only double OG's you see is when your gettin' tagged from behind
Your flamin' gay & I mind,
Could never leave this rapper dazed
For days you've got burnt here pussy like bitches usin' aftershave.

Immolate · 03-13-2019, 10:43 PM

im just gonna make country songs now im sorry

Immolate · 03-13-2019, 11:20 PM

in muh heart, i know you're bleeding
the cold in your veins dulls the needle
the car broke down on the side of the highway
you cursed los angeles & said angeles of louisiana byways
'well im finally seeing why i was the one worth leaving'
plays as the cop stops to say hi, ayy

did you wanna die like this?
the killers ova here
it started out with a kiss

Exis · 03-14-2019, 03:16 AM

As I eat thru your energy bar & beat you in versus mode
I is superbly dope & considered somewhat supreme
While this bitch rumbles with poets I've traded punches with beasts
Whoever's opposed to such skill is just another opponent
That's only jealous of illness because they struggle to show it
I'll leave you hunched & bent over to where your sluggish in motion
Watch you stumble a moment,
Then put some slugs thru emotions with an abundance of ease
I've already jumped off the leash,
Tussled with beings
Out muscled physiques that are buff to extreme
I have a mongrel in me (Lol @ Hush)
You've a numb skull in you
Make you succumb to your knees for all this dumb stuff you spew
When shins get busted to please my steel capped customized boots.

Immolate · 03-27-2019, 03:06 PM

you can see the aurora b from marquette

we get that you're fired up but act like you've been there

rrrrrrrrrreckless mode. my niggas on license so no flips aboard.

SPANISH

Molta merda = a lot of shit
surf la ola = surf the wave
dejate llevar, sigue la corriente ENGLISH Let yourself go, follow the flow

Si obedeces todas la reglas te pierdes toda la diversión = if you obey all the rules you lose all the fun

Soy de colombia = i'm from Colombia
Es de Colombia. = He's from Colombia
Ustedes son de Colombia. = You're from Colombia
Somos de Colombia = We're from Colombia
¿De dónde es usted? = Where are you from?
¿De dónde son ustedes? = Where are y'all from?

El perro está cerca de la casa. = The dog is near the house
El caballo está lejos de la casa. = The horse is far from the house

movies: *los jefes, el señor de los cielos
cuando se acaba la fiesta..
cuando se acaba la fiesta... when the party is over
arrato

Para lo bueno, soy bueno. Para lo malo, soy mas malo que el pinche diablo
PARA LO BUENO, SOY BUENO. PARA LO MALO, SOY MAS MALO QUE EL PINCHE DIABLO.
para lo bueno, soy bueno.
para lo bueno, soy bueno.
para lo bueno, soy bueno

Bendiciones. Blessings
Estoy Caliente = I'm hot
Soy Valiente = I'm brave
Estoy inspirante = I'm inspiring
estoy sobresaliente = I am outstanding

Ser is used when talking about characteristics that are Permanent.
Estar is used when talking about characteristics that are Temporary.

Permanent characteristics tend to be permanent in the long run while temporary conditions normally change in the short term (are volatile). Ser and Estar cannot be interchanged.

Mi abuelo está en la luna.
My grandfather is out of it/lost.

Immolate · 03-29-2019, 11:17 PM

I was working for five long months
working hard and it's a care
thinking of how i'd return
and bring all my money to her.

When I finally saved enough money,
I returned on a train
All the way to Zenaida's town,
flying down the tracks like the wind.

I got off at the station in a hurry
And I went to her house
right away.
There at last I beheld my
beloved Zenaida,
Wrapped up in her beautiful shawl.
"You can keep all the money
you've brought me,"
She said, "That's not what I want.
" 1 f I said that before,
" It was to see your worth as
a man."
"Now I know that you do love me.
"And if you are serious about
your intentions,
"You should come into my house
"And ask for my hand
in marriage."
I am riding the train once more.
Her parents gave their consent.
All that money meant little
or nothing.
Now I 'm taking Zenaida with me.

Immolate · 03-29-2019, 11:21 PM

Zenaida's Complaints

I didn't last quite five months
Married to Zenobia
'Cause I saw he wasn't true
To the promises he made when
courting me.
That man Zenobia and mv
parents agreed, ·
And after they gave my hand
in marriage
He carried me off to the State
of Texas.
And my parents never heard from
me again.
We left on the passenger train,
Going as fast as the devil.
The next night we arri ved
At his home in San An tonio.

Twent y days flew quickly by.
That' s only how long he was true'
Then he turned out to be
a drunkard,
A gambler, a no-good loafer.
" I thought you were a working
man," I told him,
"And that 's how you made
your money."
"Let the slobs work," he told me,
" 'Cause for sure I' m not one
of !hose."
He wound up in jail all the time.
I'd even take food to him there,
Then one day I saw him
holding hands
And talking with some girlfriend.
Angrily I said to Zenobia,
"You're going much too far.
"You reject me for
worthless women,
"And I've been a good wife
to you."
. '
-~
I went to my house right away
And sent a letter to my parents:
"Please send for me
Because I want to return home."
Crying, I told my parents,
And described my cruel hardships;
When Zenobia arrived drunk
Letting out a stream of nonsense.
I 'm getting out of this rotten town;
Leaving behind my hopes
and dreams.
Zenaida is on her way home,
Back to her loving parents.

Narrator:
LCUAL DE LOS DOS AMANTES SUFRE DE Which of the two lovers suffers
MAS PENAS, the most?
EL QUE SE VA O EL QUE SE QUEDA? The one who leaves, or the one
EL QUE SE VA, SE VA SUSPIRANDO
EL QU E SE QUEDA, SE
QUEDA LLORANDO.
CAMIONCITO PASAJERO
CAMIONCITO PASAJERO, SI HABLAS,
DiME, POR FAVOR:
SI AL VENIRTE DE AQUEL PUEBLO
TE TRAJ ISTES A Ml AMOR;
DiM E DONDE LO DEJASTE
PARA CALMAR Ml DOLOR.
POR TODITA LA FRONTERA
YO LA HE VENIDO BUSCANDO
EN REYNOSA ME DIJERON:
"NO ANDES EN ELLA PENSANDO
LA LLEVAN PA' HOUSTON, TEJAS
DE Ti SE ESTARA ACORDANDO.
YOLANDA, FUISTES INGRATA,
PORQUE NUNCA ME DECiAS
QUE TE IBAS PARA OTRAS TIERRAS
Y QUE NUNCA VOLVERiAS
TODO EL TIEMPO ME ENGANASTE
DICIENDO QUE ME QUERiAS.
who's left behind?
The one who leaves, leaves sighing.
The one who stays is left crying.

Immolate · 03-29-2019, 11:24 PM

tonight sucked im retiring from life. thanks all for visiting my stupid threads

Immolate · 03-30-2019, 11:58 AM

and i treat the crime like a job man
make that big pussy scream
in soprano.....just like the mob man

man i dont know what the fuck is a job man,

my moms from compton
im from charlotte but a harlotte got me locked up in gotham
bad at math bitch.... we don't want problems!

wit that bad mans hitting golems with bats, man
and we robbin,
u walkin tall so where the stack man?

see this gat, man?
i go silent. let my glock do the vibing, aint no denying
i don't say hi man
i'm in the hylands, probably sipping on syrup near sarah hyland
see this gat man?
i let my glock ask a nigga what's happening
i don't say hi guy
i roll up with 5 guys and grill the beef for cap'n

i just don't relate at all
money & bitches for me or nothing at all
we not the same at all
sunny situations with starry eyed slum lord bitches waiting

i fucked her while her nigga was waiting
pussy must've been to die for
cuz now this nigga lookin grave
ehn

Immolate · 04-03-2019, 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Immolate

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03-07-2019, 12:24 AM	#124
Immolate I'm UPset Join Date: Feb 2018 Posts: 1,705 Rep Power: 9888958	And I told her, I said, "Ida, you know all about me. I make whiskey and I drink whiskey and I plays poker... and I play the fiddle and I go to dances and stay out all night long." I says, "Now, if you think we can get along... and knowing' all about what I do," and I said, "I don't never expect to quit it," I says, "we'll get married" & I says, " and if you think we can't right now's the time to say so." She says, "well I believe we'll get along alright" and that was the end of that. __________________ A lot of top guys have dark moods. That Winston Churchill drank a quart of brandy before breakfast. Napoleon, he was a moody fuck, too.

03-07-2019, 12:53 AM	#126
Immolate I'm UPset Join Date: Feb 2018 Posts: 1,705 Rep Power: 9888958	I just bought a water gun it got 30 gallons in it pull at yo playhouse and put some water in it wet a nigga block, you can't swim, cuz u black fast action pump Because just a matter of time... some other fresh bastard's gonna think of this... and then it's gonna be gone, we don't have the money. We're not the only smart guys in the world. __________________ A lot of top guys have dark moods. That Winston Churchill drank a quart of brandy before breakfast. Napoleon, he was a moody fuck, too.

03-13-2019, 10:43 PM	#132
Immolate I'm UPset Join Date: Feb 2018 Posts: 1,705 Rep Power: 9888958	im just gonna make country songs now im sorry __________________ A lot of top guys have dark moods. That Winston Churchill drank a quart of brandy before breakfast. Napoleon, he was a moody fuck, too.

03-13-2019, 11:20 PM	#133
Immolate I'm UPset Join Date: Feb 2018 Posts: 1,705 Rep Power: 9888958	in muh heart, i know you're bleeding the cold in your veins dulls the needle the car broke down on the side of the highway you cursed los angeles & said angeles of louisiana byways 'well im finally seeing why i was the one worth leaving' plays as the cop stops to say hi, ayy did you wanna die like this? the killers ova here it started out with a kiss __________________ A lot of top guys have dark moods. That Winston Churchill drank a quart of brandy before breakfast. Napoleon, he was a moody fuck, too.

03-27-2019, 03:06 PM	#135
Immolate I'm UPset Join Date: Feb 2018 Posts: 1,705 Rep Power: 9888958	you can see the aurora b from marquette we get that you're fired up but act like you've been there rrrrrrrrrreckless mode. my niggas on license so no flips aboard. SPANISH Molta merda = a lot of shit surf la ola = surf the wave dejate llevar, sigue la corriente ENGLISH Let yourself go, follow the flow Si obedeces todas la reglas te pierdes toda la diversión = if you obey all the rules you lose all the fun Soy de colombia = i'm from Colombia Es de Colombia. = He's from Colombia Ustedes son de Colombia. = You're from Colombia Somos de Colombia = We're from Colombia ¿De dónde es usted? = Where are you from? ¿De dónde son ustedes? = Where are y'all from? El perro está cerca de la casa. = The dog is near the house El caballo está lejos de la casa. = The horse is far from the house movies: *los jefes, el señor de los cielos cuando se acaba la fiesta.. cuando se acaba la fiesta... when the party is over arrato Para lo bueno, soy bueno. Para lo malo, soy mas malo que el pinche diablo PARA LO BUENO, SOY BUENO. PARA LO MALO, SOY MAS MALO QUE EL PINCHE DIABLO. para lo bueno, soy bueno. para lo bueno, soy bueno. para lo bueno, soy bueno Bendiciones. Blessings Estoy Caliente = I'm hot Soy Valiente = I'm brave Estoy inspirante = I'm inspiring estoy sobresaliente = I am outstanding Ser is used when talking about characteristics that are Permanent. Estar is used when talking about characteristics that are Temporary. Permanent characteristics tend to be permanent in the long run while temporary conditions normally change in the short term (are volatile). Ser and Estar cannot be interchanged. Mi abuelo está en la luna. My grandfather is out of it/lost. __________________ A lot of top guys have dark moods. That Winston Churchill drank a quart of brandy before breakfast. Napoleon, he was a moody fuck, too.

03-07-2019, 05:39 AM	#128
Exis ............ Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 3,938 Battle Record: 3-3 Rep Power: 0	Your turn faggot....

03-12-2019, 02:52 AM	#131
Exis ............ Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 3,938 Battle Record: 3-3 Rep Power: 0	The only opponent opposin' me & winnin' shit Is my clone toned, The chosen one that's spillin' it Only dome to split Is when I ripped the rubber off the last cap So fast it slashed the folds of your mother's ass crack Nah I'm playin', Couldn't find a visible hole To stick it in, 'Cause this bitch is livin' with fuckin' millions of folds It's open, My yap hangin' a gap, Her fat is like curtains dude I'm surprised you arrived & found a birth hole to squirt on thru It must of hurt you for certain, The way I'm draggin' your mind The only double OG's you see is when your gettin' tagged from behind Your flamin' gay & I mind, Could never leave this rapper dazed For days you've got burnt here pussy like bitches usin' aftershave.

03-14-2019, 03:16 AM	#134
Exis ............ Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 3,938 Battle Record: 3-3 Rep Power: 0	As I eat thru your energy bar & beat you in versus mode I is superbly dope & considered somewhat supreme While this bitch rumbles with poets I've traded punches with beasts Whoever's opposed to such skill is just another opponent That's only jealous of illness because they struggle to show it I'll leave you hunched & bent over to where your sluggish in motion Watch you stumble a moment, Then put some slugs thru emotions with an abundance of ease I've already jumped off the leash, Tussled with beings Out muscled physiques that are buff to extreme I have a mongrel in me (Lol @ Hush) You've a numb skull in you Make you succumb to your knees for all this dumb stuff you spew When shins get busted to please my steel capped customized boots.

03-29-2019, 11:17 PM	#136
Immolate I'm UPset Join Date: Feb 2018 Posts: 1,705 Rep Power: 9888958	I was working for five long months working hard and it's a care thinking of how i'd return and bring all my money to her. When I finally saved enough money, I returned on a train All the way to Zenaida's town, flying down the tracks like the wind. I got off at the station in a hurry And I went to her house right away. There at last I beheld my beloved Zenaida, Wrapped up in her beautiful shawl. "You can keep all the money you've brought me," She said, "That's not what I want. " 1 f I said that before, " It was to see your worth as a man." "Now I know that you do love me. "And if you are serious about your intentions, "You should come into my house "And ask for my hand in marriage." I am riding the train once more. Her parents gave their consent. All that money meant little or nothing. Now I 'm taking Zenaida with me. __________________ A lot of top guys have dark moods. That Winston Churchill drank a quart of brandy before breakfast. Napoleon, he was a moody fuck, too. Last edited by Immolate; 03-29-2019 at 11:20 PM.

03-29-2019, 11:21 PM	#137
Immolate I'm UPset Join Date: Feb 2018 Posts: 1,705 Rep Power: 9888958	Zenaida's Complaints I didn't last quite five months Married to Zenobia 'Cause I saw he wasn't true To the promises he made when courting me. That man Zenobia and mv parents agreed, · And after they gave my hand in marriage He carried me off to the State of Texas. And my parents never heard from me again. We left on the passenger train, Going as fast as the devil. The next night we arri ved At his home in San An tonio. Twent y days flew quickly by. That' s only how long he was true' Then he turned out to be a drunkard, A gambler, a no-good loafer. " I thought you were a working man," I told him, "And that 's how you made your money." "Let the slobs work," he told me, " 'Cause for sure I' m not one of !hose." He wound up in jail all the time. I'd even take food to him there, Then one day I saw him holding hands And talking with some girlfriend. Angrily I said to Zenobia, "You're going much too far. "You reject me for worthless women, "And I've been a good wife to you." . ' -~ I went to my house right away And sent a letter to my parents: "Please send for me Because I want to return home." Crying, I told my parents, And described my cruel hardships; When Zenobia arrived drunk Letting out a stream of nonsense. I 'm getting out of this rotten town; Leaving behind my hopes and dreams. Zenaida is on her way home, Back to her loving parents. Narrator: LCUAL DE LOS DOS AMANTES SUFRE DE Which of the two lovers suffers MAS PENAS, the most? EL QUE SE VA O EL QUE SE QUEDA? The one who leaves, or the one EL QUE SE VA, SE VA SUSPIRANDO EL QU E SE QUEDA, SE QUEDA LLORANDO. CAMIONCITO PASAJERO CAMIONCITO PASAJERO, SI HABLAS, DiME, POR FAVOR: SI AL VENIRTE DE AQUEL PUEBLO TE TRAJ ISTES A Ml AMOR; DiM E DONDE LO DEJASTE PARA CALMAR Ml DOLOR. POR TODITA LA FRONTERA YO LA HE VENIDO BUSCANDO EN REYNOSA ME DIJERON: "NO ANDES EN ELLA PENSANDO LA LLEVAN PA' HOUSTON, TEJAS DE Ti SE ESTARA ACORDANDO. YOLANDA, FUISTES INGRATA, PORQUE NUNCA ME DECiAS QUE TE IBAS PARA OTRAS TIERRAS Y QUE NUNCA VOLVERiAS TODO EL TIEMPO ME ENGANASTE DICIENDO QUE ME QUERiAS. who's left behind? The one who leaves, leaves sighing. The one who stays is left crying. __________________ A lot of top guys have dark moods. That Winston Churchill drank a quart of brandy before breakfast. Napoleon, he was a moody fuck, too.

03-29-2019, 11:24 PM	#138
Immolate I'm UPset Join Date: Feb 2018 Posts: 1,705 Rep Power: 9888958	tonight sucked im retiring from life. thanks all for visiting my stupid threads __________________ A lot of top guys have dark moods. That Winston Churchill drank a quart of brandy before breakfast. Napoleon, he was a moody fuck, too.

03-30-2019, 11:58 AM	#139
Immolate I'm UPset Join Date: Feb 2018 Posts: 1,705 Rep Power: 9888958	and i treat the crime like a job man make that big pussy scream in soprano.....just like the mob man man i dont know what the fuck is a job man, my moms from compton im from charlotte but a harlotte got me locked up in gotham bad at math bitch.... we don't want problems! wit that bad mans hitting golems with bats, man and we robbin, u walkin tall so where the stack man? see this gat, man? i go silent. let my glock do the vibing, aint no denying i don't say hi man i'm in the hylands, probably sipping on syrup near sarah hyland see this gat man? i let my glock ask a nigga what's happening i don't say hi guy i roll up with 5 guys and grill the beef for cap'n i just don't relate at all money & bitches for me or nothing at all we not the same at all sunny situations with starry eyed slum lord bitches waiting i fucked her while her nigga was waiting pussy must've been to die for cuz now this nigga lookin grave ehn __________________ A lot of top guys have dark moods. That Winston Churchill drank a quart of brandy before breakfast. Napoleon, he was a moody fuck, too. Last edited by Immolate; 03-30-2019 at 12:01 PM.