AOWL SEASON 3 MAGAZINE — EDITION 7

[oats]

Goddamnit. So much for my sweet burn. Though I'm shocked you aren't into vinyl.

I've been pretty inactive cuz I have a stupid sea urchin spindle stuck in my foot.

[oats]

@Mike Wrecka are kendamas popular around where you live?

[Certain]

Originally Posted by oats

Goddamnit. So much for my sweet burn. Though I'm shocked you aren't into vinyl.

I've been pretty inactive cuz I have a stupid sea urchin spindle stuck in my foot.

#HawaiiHumbleBrag

[Mike Wrecka]

Originally Posted by oats

@Mike Wrecka are kendamas popular around where you live?

I googled it because I never heard of it. a wooden toy popular in Japan?


they are decidedly not popular here


the kids were crazy into those rubber bands that you weave into bracelets but those are played out now

[PancakeBrah]

I, too, have ran a half-marathon. Averaged 8 minute mile pace throughout. I've never been a particularly fast human being.

I just went to the driving range. Exciting. Srs.

I'm going to eat some eggs and drink some coffee. Then I am going to do this assignment. Then I am going to read. Then I will go to sleep. Then I will wake up. Then I will lift. Then I will write a verse that'll shit on Split Eight's mind. Then I will run.

[Certain]

@El Pancake, I find myself more sympathetic with the upbeat songs on Modern Vampires of the City with every listen. I'm enjoying "Finger Back" right now quite a bit.

Does this development mean I should reapproach the back catalog?

[PancakeBrah]

Of course! They took awhile for me to enjoy but they're very good. I'm usually not one for upbeat pop-type music but it's catchy stuff.

[oats]

Constant accusations of "humble brag" = sure fire sign of insecurity. I'm sure you're a neat guy, certain, don't doubt who you really are.

[Certain]

Originally Posted by oats

Constant accusations of "humble brag" = sure fire sign of insecurity. I'm sure you're a neat guy, certain, don't doubt who you really are.

Why are you getting defensive about sarcasm?

[PancakeBrah]

Certain vs. Oats is how I imagine a 'Downtown Abbey' beef goes down.

You guys should meet over tea and dryly undercut each other while smiling perfunctorily.

[oats]

SARCASM WORKS TWO WAYS BRO

[Certain]

Originally Posted by oats

SARCASM WORKS TWO WAYS BRO

You forgot the comma, friend.

It's clear I have hurt your feelings.

I am sorry.

[oats]

I'm sure he would enjoy a lesser known tea, making me feel the need to defend the tired and true English breakfast teas I tend to drink. This will lead into various backhanded compliments and veiled insults where we congratulate each other for the things that we look down on each other for.

[Certain]

Originally Posted by oats

I'm sure he would enjoy a lesser known tea, making me feel the need to defend the tired and true English breakfast teas I tend to drink. This will lead into various backhanded compliments and veiled insults where we congratulate each other for the things that we look down on each other for.

There's nothing tired about your tea choice.

[oats]

YOU WONT WORRY ABOUT A COMMA ONCE I PUT YOU IN A COMA


Metaphorically. I need you conscious to continue running this league, which I genuinely appreciate.

[oats]

Szijekxjsjdjdj

*tried and true.

[Certain]

Originally Posted by oats

YOU WONT WORRY ABOUT A COMMA ONCE I PUT YOU IN A COMA


Metaphorically. I need you conscious to continue running this league, which I genuinely appreciate.

<3

[Certain]

I think I won.

OATMEAL 13-2.

[PancakeBrah]

To be fair, the comma/coma line was ether.

But yes, the tired/tried misstep was fatal.

[oats]

Nvm mods close this