The roast of kawl!ty

OH no... Don't ban me again... Man, Shut your faggot ass up, son. Get the fuck off my dick.

[Split]

Charlie Brown and the Great Blumpkin

lookin like even Atmosphere got fucked by global warming oleeee greenhouse gas in the cabeza ass dude

this nigga can 3D print four states of matter out his domepiece. Lookin like when he kicks ideas back and forth niggas show up with microscopes lookin for the Higgs Boson. Lookin like he fought his custody battle twirling akimbo Swiffers, solving trig problems tryna get noticed at Massachusetts Institute of Autoworkers Technology. Lookin like this dude's brain cancer downloaded a BIOS, installed MS-DOS and hosted a fuckin chess LAN party inside that auditorium of a snapback scrapper. Lookin like his favorite comic strip is Doonesbury

[veritas]

split I wouldn't even clown on duke, cuz real talk he looks just like you with a giant head and homemade bootleg prison wigger tats.

[Split]

except I don't look like this
got crossbred with a nutfuzz chia pet

[anime_boners]

Last edited by Batty; Today at 12:04 PM. Reason: THIS POST WAS EDITED BY KWALIT!Y'S MIND. THIS IS JUST A SAMPLE OF THE RAW ENERGY OF THE TECHNODOME. BEWARE NIGGAS

I laughed so hard my coworker thought I choked.

I am so fucking dead

[Diode]

Originally Posted by anime_boners

I laughed so hard my coworker thought I choked.

I am so fucking dead

i am glad i am not the only one who noticed this godly of godliest tier boarding efforts

and i am not surprised it is you

HOF for batty's post ITT

[Split]

makes The Mind Assassin look like a pink Ninjago

[Batty]

This nigga filed a gimmick infringement against the Superdome and won that shit.

When he was born, this niggas head stretched his momma's pussy into the Sarlaac Pitt. Then That shit ate Boba Fett.

This motherfucker stretched some Beats by Dre so far that the Cloverfield monster could jump rope with them shits.

This nigga bypassed waterhead and went straight to oceanhead

They make Fig Newtons out of this nigga's ear wax

This nigga can hear the ocean in seashells that are on the ocean floor.

This nigga tripped and headbutted a second Grand Canyon in Minnesota

[Fig]

He birthed his son out of that skull

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Batty

This nigga filed a gimmick infringement against the Superdome and won that shit.

When he was born, this niggas head stretched his momma's pussy into the Sarlaac Pitt. Then That shit ate Boba Fett.

This motherfucker stretched some Beats by Dre so far that the Cloverfield monster could jump rope with them shits.

This nigga bypassed waterhead and went straight to oceanhead

They make Fig Newtons out of this nigga's ear wax

This nigga can hear the ocean in seashells that are on the ocean floor.

This nigga tripped and headbutted a second Grand Canyon in Minnesota

props son. Get this rep homey.

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Hes got a little gray living inside his head and the galaxy is on orions belt

[Fig]

[Fig]

[Batty]

This shit is for paragraph bros

@uh-oh

@Bags

@big baby




This nigga's head has got 2 moons and four different seasons. The eastern hemisphere of his head has a rainforest filled with Skittles trees and is the natural habitat for the elusive Eastern-Dome Marmoset or "baby head monkies" as they are more commonly known. This niggas neck is the coldest region in head-winter. He dreams of oxygen and sun to maintain homeostasis.


This nigga's grandma started knitting him a wool cap in 2004. This small project has blossomed into 3 factories in Singapore and a half dozen sweatshops in southern Malaysia. Analysts predict that by the year 2021, sheep will become an endangered species and the cap will need to be completed using synthetic materials.


Not only can this nigga change channels on his tv with his mind but he can also change the endings to movies. An example would be the movie: Se7en, "what's in the box" you ask? This time around it's a Disney Frozen themed birthday cake. Now Batman dies in Dark Knight Rises, but fuck it Heath Ledger is alive again. Dexter isn't a lumberjack and Walter White still runs a car wash. Netflix is free.


This niggas head runs complex equations and computes distances in time and space. He can taste and touch numbers. This niggas mind created the single bullet theory with JFK and went back in time to make it work, Oswald wasn't even in the original version. This nigga can smell math. He disputes his own theories and it ends in win-win every time. He invented Cobra Commander's Weather Dominator just fucking around. If you believe in the phrase "a penny for your thoughts", in the time you took to read that, this nigga just paid off the national defecit and made the weight of money too heavy to allow the Earth to stay on it's axis.

[Batty]

Originally Posted by Fig

leaned sooooooo hard right now.


still gone @ akimbo'd Swiffers.

[veritas]

that nigga Batty boarding off of pure instinct and adrenaline right now.

for my scientific minded boarders:

ahem...

There is no possible way that a human could have evolved such a cranial structure as this child. He would have to have been born that way, which is a miracle, and proves the existence of a divine creator of life. The matrix's architect if you will. Consider this: If the cranium described was to slowly evolve over time, there would be no way that life could be sustained, for how in the world would the lungs and heart, being of normal sizes and dimensions, and righteously a little small, have the capacity to pump the the blood and oxygen all the way up into the brain, before the brain choked from a lacking of both?

so in conclusion, this kwality disproves evolution in the Darwinian sense, because there is no way that if he was to continually evolve, that his brain could receive it's vital nutrients. He is the miracle animal, like the Giraffe.

[Hush]

Originally Posted by Mike Wrecka

allen knight why you photo shop this guys head to look like that?

takes the fun out of it

Fucking gone

[Hush]

Originally Posted by anime_boners

Oh fuck

Not enuff rep

[Ghost1]

Wow

Dudes going in .

Lol. Batty been my favorite roaster since he called Maestwoh a foot soldier

Every1 doing very well itt tho.

Cant believe that his head really is shaped like that tho. Smh.

Roast on bros. Roast on.

[Hush]

Nigga look like a Oompa Loompa on hgh