AOWL SEASON 3 MAGAZINE — EDITION 7

[Witty]

I have to work, and then I plan to enter oblivion.

I hope you have a good weekend.

[Split]

I'm trying to beat my best 5k time

Already set my best mile time since HS... Not impressive cause I only ever measure mile times as pace during distance running but still. It is a good day

[e11even]

Originally Posted by Split Eight

I'm trying to beat my best 5k time

Already set my best mile time since HS... Not impressive cause I only ever measure mile times as pace during distance running but still. It is a good day

fastest 5k? i'm only at 20:59. i was never really the athletic type even though i look it.

[oats]

I never ran a 5k competitively, but my fastest mile was 5:15 in college.

This weekend I will finish the rest of my grad school work forever.

[Split]

Originally Posted by Vividlyvague

fastest 5k? i'm only at 20:59. i was never really the athletic type even though i look it.

20:01 is my best in an officially timed/ measured race... when my season goal was to break 20:00. :( That was back in HS.

I timed myself and ran (i believe) 19:05 two summers ago under sketchy circumstances. Yesterday, I ran my first mile out of four at a 6:11 pace, when my previous (recorded) best was a 6:50 at a cross-country meet.

I think I'm going to try a standing mile on Sunday or Monday. Gonna enter a 5K race before i go abroad.

[Split]

Originally Posted by oats

I never ran a 5k competitively, but my fastest mile was 5:15 in college.

This weekend I will finish the rest of my grad school work forever.

mirin hard

[Frank]

I took offense to Zygote being 'the most creative' and to deadman 'out rhyming anyone'.

Though, I approved of pancake dude being 'the most fragile'.

Shout out to Tha Talent for going the distance and thensome week in and week out, all the while dropping open mics and battling it out in the league of champions. Somebody who has been there since day 1 of my text career. Still reeling...

And Shout outs to the big homie King Ra.

Salute Sun

[oats]

@Split Eight idk what that means :-/

[Split]

[Certain]

Originally Posted by oats

@Split Eight idk what that means :-/

"Mirin" is kid-speak for "admiring."

[oats]

Thanks for the translation

[e11even]

Originally Posted by Split Eight

20:01 is my best in an officially timed/ measured race... when my season goal was to break 20:00. :( That was back in HS.

I timed myself and ran (i believe) 19:05 two summers ago under sketchy circumstances. Yesterday, I ran my first mile out of four at a 6:11 pace, when my previous (recorded) best was a 6:50 at a cross-country meet.

I think I'm going to try a standing mile on Sunday or Monday. Gonna enter a 5K race before i go abroad.

My average for 3.2 miles is 22:30 . I stopped running a year ago lol. When I was running 10 miles every other day I managed a 53 minute. That day I injured my knee.

[oats]

I was never into long distance. I did a half marathon once, intending to have that be my springboard into a full marathon, and said fuck that after lol.

The incentive for running a fast mile is that the faster I go, the sooner I'm done running and can go do something fun.

[Certain]

Originally Posted by oats

I was never into long distance. I did a half marathon once

[Split]

I wanna do a marathon to say i did a marathon, really.

[Fig]

5:56 MILE FRESHMAN YEAR

JUST SAYING

I'M GOD

[oats]

Originally Posted by Split Eight

I wanna do a marathon to say i did a marathon, really.

That was my single aim, and it wasn't enough to get me to follow through.

Certain is getting uncomfortable with us talking about being active, let's respect that and switch gears into a discussion about the best vinyls to listen to while eating piles of pizza and hostess products.

[oats]

My vote: Even Worse by Weird Al.

[Certain]

I've been eating healthfully and working out lately.



Also, I'm not a vinyl fan. It's like you don't even know me, @oats.

[Mike Wrecka]

I have only owned one record in my entire life


The Monkees Greatest Hits

its glorious