Smashing with your kids in the bed - Page 5

Witty · 07-29-2018, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by DMS

My dad once had like 4 beers at a family reunion, and drove us home better than my mom usually drives.
Not saying being drunk doesn’t mess up you reasoning. I’m turning 20 soon so I haven’t had a drink ever.

Lol just saw this...are you serious?

Man when I was 13 we used to get an older kid to go in and buy us 3 liters of cider.

I was in bars when I was 15.

Is it really impossible to drink before 21 where you are?

Sharp · 07-29-2018, 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DMS

My dad once had like 4 beers at a family reunion, and drove us home better than my mom usually drives.
Not saying being drunk doesn’t mess up you reasoning. I’m turning 20 soon so I haven’t had a drink ever.

Unless you're living in some kind of fundamentalist Mormon commune, I'm more impressed than anything

Exis · 07-30-2018, 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DMS

My dad once had like 4 beers at a family reunion, and drove us home better than my mom usually drives.
Not saying being drunk doesn’t mess up you reasoning. I’m turning 20 soon so I haven’t had a drink ever.

Only a pussy would get drunk off 4 beers...

Witty · 07-28-2018, 05:14 PM

@Aero change your fucking sig man.

Aero · 07-28-2018, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Witty

@Aero change your fucking sig man.

I will but first why?

Witty · 07-28-2018, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Aero

I will but first why?

Because I fucking said so.

Ghost1 · 07-28-2018, 06:04 PM

U should explain why not

Twodrop · 07-29-2018, 01:42 AM

that was funny

Chill Phil · 07-29-2018, 09:53 AM

A few weekends ago me and the old lady had quiet sex while her daughter was asleep in the same room, but on a separate bed. Her sisters were in the rooms below us, and her big brother, mom, and neices were in the room across the hall.

Chill Phil got that "family recipe." ;)

Exis · 07-30-2018, 12:46 AM

Maybe keep your manhood in your pants, then rip out that one inch when your seeds ain't present...? I thought the threads I drop were shit lol, the crown is now yours clown.

07-28-2018, 05:14 PM	#4
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Twodrop Unknown Join Date: Mar 2018 Posts: 673 Battle Record: 2-2 Rep Power: 0	that was funny Last edited by Twodrop; 07-29-2018 at 03:34 AM.

07-29-2018, 09:53 AM	#9
Chill Phil World's Heaviest Ghost Join Date: May 2015 Location: At home Posts: 2,585 Rep Power: 48431850	A few weekends ago me and the old lady had quiet sex while her daughter was asleep in the same room, but on a separate bed. Her sisters were in the rooms below us, and her big brother, mom, and neices were in the room across the hall. Chill Phil got that "family recipe." ;) __________________ Drunk in the club, let a nigga say somethin'... I'll have him fall victim like the nigga base jumpin', Last edited by Chill Phil; 07-29-2018 at 11:46 AM.

07-28-2018, 06:04 PM	#7
Ghost1 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 26,334 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 84181445	U should explain why not

07-30-2018, 12:46 AM	#10
Exis ............ Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 3,934 Battle Record: 3-3 Rep Power: 0	Maybe keep your manhood in your pants, then rip out that one inch when your seeds ain't present...? I thought the threads I drop were shit lol, the crown is now yours clown.