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#81 |
Razor-thin derision
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Lookin like a killer teddy bear watched Bride of Chucky and found new aspirations in life
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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funny how yall bustin jokes but in the other thread yall got clowned... with your simple raps.. lmfao
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#84 |
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mother goose rhyme faggots
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Banned
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Larry the cable guy leaned me. Put a beard on this young nigga and he'll be Bags nephew. |
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#86 |
nok Su kow
Join Date: Jan 2013
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This fucking shit stool eats apple critters for breakfast
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#87 |
nok Su kow
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Lookin like the interim president of club: ear that looks like wide mouthed vagina
This nigga puts skittles in his poop shute like taste my pain bro This nigga rocks an umbrella forged from used shit covered condoms and tears on rainy days Nigga battled Simon Birch for Rhyming Turf, received life altering L and stole his spectacles for payback This nigga licked white dog shit and grinned with satisfaction
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#88 |
nok Su kow
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Nigga lookin like he climbed back up the slide on A Jizzmas Story licking every inch
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#89 |
nok Su kow
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Nigga's dick looks like a wilting daffodil
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#90 |
that nigga
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: trailer house
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Bro lookin like a 1990's after school special about the perils of Down Syndrome and spray paint fumes in the bar on Deep Space 9.
Lookin like he makes sand art with the Mucinex booger Lookin like he got his glasses prescription in a Vietnam flashback from an armless juggler with half a mustache. Lookin like he jerks off to still life paintings of reindeer titties Bro got 2 lazy eyes that were both made over-zealous by lasik. This photo was put on Craig's List with the caption: CAN'T FIT ALL OF THOSE ELECTRIC EELS INTO YOUR BUTTHOLE? HMU Lookin' like he pumps gas at the gas station on Deliverance his wifebeater size is ADOLESCENT SNORLAX Lookin like he recreates the Nancy Kerrigan/Tonya Harding incident using action figures and a glass coffee table. breath smelling like Jabba The Hutt's interpreter's taint meat fold sweat got Old Spice in his pee hole once This nigga got the screen name OPTIC BLAST on the Velma Mingle message board. has roles as a reoccurring character in Adam Sandler direct-to-dvd releases known as BREAKFAST GOBLIN this nigga tried to trim warts off with a bolt cutter from his uncle's boat house. this nigga can see smells in the dark if he holds a seashell to his ear, he can see past events that were altered due to rips in the space-time continuum where his dad pulled out and his stepdad got off at a different interstate exit as a teenager. lookin like Pedobear with a high-and-tight |
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#91 |
nok Su kow
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Lookin like a Chrisopher Lloyd fuck-toy from Dennis The Menace
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#92 |
that nigga
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Bro on that Buddy The Elf diet
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#93 |
nok Su kow
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lookin like he swallowed a ferbie when he was 12 and still holds conversations with it
nigga took the fall for a potatoe bug fighting circuit little bro started in the tool shed made a Pinterest account strictly for manufacturing Jonas Brothers voodoo dolls out of pubic hair and dirty tampons Niglet looking like a swampy prepubescent Jason Vorrhies served butthole lettuce by uncle Fester Nigga looks like Buzz's girlfriend faceplanted into a blender
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that nigga
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: trailer house
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Home Alone da gawd. PS- way way gone at the potato bug fighting circuit. Ya boy looking like he writes StarCraft fan fiction about aliens with 3 coochies scissoring. Lookin like his glasses were soaked in stove grease and then clear coated with polar bear nut. Looks like he builds igloos out of gouda cheese and head butts them with a helmet covered in Ritz crackers Looks like the mole rat from Kim Possible took dirtbike and small lawn equipment repair nightclasses at the local JC but dropped out due to tuition fraud. looks like he creates bastard abortions at the Build-a-Bear in some random Arkansas strip mall. wears peanut butter goggles and dives into a pretzel filled kiddie pool looks like he cleaned his reading glasses with a startled Thundercat looks like the dude in the nosebleeds at TNA wrestling who always has the Jeff Hardy armbands on. that's not a wifebeater, son skeeted onto napkins and stuck them on his chest to taunt lesser fags on chat roulette when he beat them at racing. failed vacation bible school 2 years straight. Mom is a lesbian kickboxer who instructs Zumba, Dad is the truck driver who lost to Stallone's son in Over The Top. bought skank weed from an undercover cop with a Walgreen's Long Distance dialing card. got a fondue set for Christmas and didn't have to pretend to like it. Collects skidmarked underwear in an old Nintendo 64 box. |
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#95 |
Razor-thin derision
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 4,422
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lolllllllllllll
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#96 |
LARSLARSLARSLARSLARS
Join Date: Aug 2014
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lmao he wanted a 13, but they drew a 31
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#97 |
(ง'̀-'́)ง
Join Date: Nov 2015
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#98 |
that nigga
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I Googled "Butch Lesbian" and every 3rd pic looked like this nigga
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#99 |
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lol you guys are crazy
but this dude looks like he valet parks hotwheels on a matchbox car rug for a living |
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#100 |
that nigga
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