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Old 03-11-2015, 01:01 AM   #81
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Old 03-11-2015, 01:33 AM   #82
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Old 03-11-2015, 01:44 AM   #83
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funny how yall bustin jokes but in the other thread yall got clowned... with your simple raps.. lmfao
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Old 03-11-2015, 01:44 AM   #84
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Old 03-11-2015, 08:10 AM   #85
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lookin like the dead kid from Stand by Me in a Judd Apatow film.

this nigga lookin like a background character in Gummo modeling tank tops on Pinterest for Dollar General skateboard wear.

looking like a bi-curious Yu-Gi-Oh dealer's profile pic on Christian Mingle for Gaytheists.

looking like he freebases Hostess snack cake filling out of Super Mario warp pipe

this nigga is Larry The Cable Guy's nephew: Sonny The Attic Dwelling Chronic Masturbater.

looking like he's got one arm that's shorter than the other and a he drives a jet ski in circles in Carl Grimes chocolate pudding

Lookin like he can't even see how gay he is, but he is bi-focal curious.

wife beater lookin like it was stone washed in fishtank gravel

Lookin like he lives in a mobile home filled with cigarette smoke and bad life decisions

Lookin like he got online and got catfished into trading his dirt bike to a 43 year old tilt-a-whirl operator named Bama.

Lookin like his skintone is: flea market dust

Lookin like Bray Wyatt got drafted into the National Guard.
Lol, repped. Best roast posts thus far.

Larry the cable guy leaned me. Put a beard on this young nigga and he'll be Bags nephew.
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Old 03-11-2015, 11:33 AM   #86
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Old 03-11-2015, 11:43 AM   #87
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Lookin like the interim president of club: ear that looks like wide mouthed vagina

This nigga puts skittles in his poop shute like taste my pain bro

This nigga rocks an umbrella forged from used shit covered condoms and tears on rainy days

Nigga battled Simon Birch for Rhyming Turf, received life altering L and stole his spectacles for payback

This nigga licked white dog shit and grinned with satisfaction
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Old 03-11-2015, 11:48 AM   #88
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Nigga lookin like he climbed back up the slide on A Jizzmas Story licking every inch
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Old 03-11-2015, 12:10 PM   #89
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Nigga's dick looks like a wilting daffodil
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Old 03-11-2015, 12:11 PM   #90
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Bro lookin like a 1990's after school special about the perils of Down Syndrome and spray paint fumes in the bar on Deep Space 9.

Lookin like he makes sand art with the Mucinex booger

Lookin like he got his glasses prescription in a Vietnam flashback from an armless juggler with half a mustache.

Lookin like he jerks off to still life paintings of reindeer titties

Bro got 2 lazy eyes that were both made over-zealous by lasik.

This photo was put on Craig's List with the caption: CAN'T FIT ALL OF THOSE ELECTRIC EELS INTO YOUR BUTTHOLE? HMU

Lookin' like he pumps gas at the gas station on Deliverance

his wifebeater size is ADOLESCENT SNORLAX

Lookin like he recreates the Nancy Kerrigan/Tonya Harding incident using action figures and a glass coffee table.

breath smelling like Jabba The Hutt's interpreter's taint meat fold sweat

got Old Spice in his pee hole once

This nigga got the screen name OPTIC BLAST on the Velma Mingle message board.

has roles as a reoccurring character in Adam Sandler direct-to-dvd releases known as BREAKFAST GOBLIN

this nigga tried to trim warts off with a bolt cutter from his uncle's boat house.

this nigga can see smells in the dark

if he holds a seashell to his ear, he can see past events that were altered due to rips in the space-time continuum where his dad pulled out and his stepdad got off at a different interstate exit as a teenager.

lookin like Pedobear with a high-and-tight
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Old 03-11-2015, 12:15 PM   #91
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Old 03-11-2015, 12:49 PM   #92
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Bro on that Buddy The Elf diet
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Old 03-11-2015, 01:09 PM   #93
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lookin like he swallowed a ferbie when he was 12 and still holds conversations with it

nigga took the fall for a potatoe bug fighting circuit little bro started in the tool shed

made a Pinterest account strictly for manufacturing Jonas Brothers voodoo dolls out of pubic hair and dirty tampons

Niglet looking like a swampy prepubescent Jason Vorrhies served butthole lettuce by uncle Fester

Nigga looks like Buzz's girlfriend faceplanted into a blender
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Old 03-11-2015, 03:38 PM   #94
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Home Alone da gawd.

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Ya boy looking like he writes StarCraft fan fiction about aliens with 3 coochies scissoring.

Lookin like his glasses were soaked in stove grease and then clear coated with polar bear nut.

Looks like he builds igloos out of gouda cheese and head butts them with a helmet covered in Ritz crackers

Looks like the mole rat from Kim Possible took dirtbike and small lawn equipment repair nightclasses at the local JC but dropped out due to tuition fraud.

looks like he creates bastard abortions at the Build-a-Bear in some random Arkansas strip mall.

wears peanut butter goggles and dives into a pretzel filled kiddie pool

looks like he cleaned his reading glasses with a startled Thundercat

looks like the dude in the nosebleeds at TNA wrestling who always has the Jeff Hardy armbands on.

that's not a wifebeater, son skeeted onto napkins and stuck them on his chest to taunt lesser fags on chat roulette when he beat them at racing.

failed vacation bible school 2 years straight.

Mom is a lesbian kickboxer who instructs Zumba, Dad is the truck driver who lost to Stallone's son in Over The Top.

bought skank weed from an undercover cop with a Walgreen's Long Distance dialing card.

got a fondue set for Christmas and didn't have to pretend to like it.

Collects skidmarked underwear in an old Nintendo 64 box.
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Old 03-11-2015, 05:08 PM   #96
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Old 03-11-2015, 06:42 PM   #98
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I Googled "Butch Lesbian" and every 3rd pic looked like this nigga
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but this dude looks like he valet parks hotwheels on a matchbox car rug for a living
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