LMFAOO SO FUCKKNG SLAYED AT THEMUZZLE'S TRUE IDENTITY

Originally Posted by King Karaoke

Hi...

Only on the internet can a 110lb scrawny white kid with classes stalk and bully people...
Sigh...

Bye...

this is clearly the only place he can muster up the courage to attack anyone.....on a forum of 20 men.

smh, sad.

[sral]

tl;dr

plot summary plz, someone?

[Split]

Originally Posted by Masaii

this is clearly the only place he can muster up the courage to attack anyone.....on a forum of 20 men.

smh, sad.

Good1. So cowardly of me to face the measly group of 20 defenseless men. Coming through, all mean and meany. Fucking retard. That's not even a segue off his comment.

Shut the fuck up when you're talking to me, Masaii. I'm straightforward and honest on here and in real life. Just because I'm an asshole that doesn't mince words- because I trust others to fairly represent and defend themselves, doesn't make me a coward.

You are a bitter, virgin misogynist who hides behind other peoples' words because you're so deathly insecure. You haven't shared an original thought in a decade. Bonus round: you get clowned whenever you come close with your monthly "You ever just wanna live in the woods alone and openly sob" threads because no one thinks you're remotely sincere. Your modus operandi is to wring your hands at the in-crowd like a leper holding the last gram of Purell on the planet. You're a toadie with a toad mouth. You'd be a bully if you had the mental capacity or depth of character.

You project worse than a slammed beaner Prelude with one-step Pepboys HIDs. I've shamed you off the site now twice, using only your own words. You can't understand people beyond their outward appearance because that's the only thing you are. It's comedic, how tactless you are as a boarder. I could write a timeline of it.

You literally come on here to learn how to put other people beneath you, and I'm glad I cut off that avenue. Brb never battling never writing never voting just regurgitating memes and bandwagon hatetraining. Brb tailoring my look to match my persona, a hackjob mimicry of the people I want to like me. Brb thinking this will actually work & doing it for six years.


THAT makes you a coward.

Thanks Masaii. Thanks for reminding me to never be like you. Prop 17 your life.

TL;DR-
Hey bud!!!! Great to see you again pal!!! You're welcome for your account back. Anything for Nessy's very own Patron Saint of Moral Fortitude.

Speaking of which, did you ever manage to dig through your undoubtedly cluttered inbox and find those PM's you had? You know, the ones that were disclosed in confidence, and you were gonna expose to get revenge on everyone that realized you were a sniveling coercive bitch? Or is this yet another fabrication and empty threat designed exclusively to strengthen your boarding presence?

lmk if you get funny or lose the dishonesty

[Split]

@theMuzzl3 is probably a nice, decent man, getting by in life, but he fucking sucks at writing and he's fucking awful at the internet and using this site in general.

Didn't intend for this to be a targeted attack but this LinkedIn page is literally an internet goldmine, and got carried away. I literally have never lol'd so hard at anything on the internet in my life & couldnt contain myself.

1 love. Stick up for yourself. Don't take the internet seriously because it won't take you seriously.

[Zen]

This thread is turning into a massacre.

[sral]

masaicre tbh

his complete reluctance to challenge Split in anything he says giving me emb chills

[El Muffin]

hahaha

[Blanco Bishop]

Dead at muzzies champing.

Don't take it too serious tho bruh.

Its all in good fun.

We've all been laughed at or clowned here.

That's that lime green life.

[Batty]

ok, so this shit killed me. lol

way leaned @ "Spencer Gifts". I'm really surprised nobody wanted to paint a picture there.

STOCK ORGANIZER OF ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDES, AVENGED SEVENFOLD SHIRTS AND PINK DICK ICE-MOLDS

The LinkedIn page is funny like a lot of LinkedIn pages are funny when people try to bullshit and a person like me (who used to be a bullshitter) reads it and picks up on the bullshittery.

You just gotta accept that it's funny like that.

I mean, I'm sure we've all had a hustle at some point in our lives but once you try to start using words to try and make the hustle sound like a job or even intelligent in general, comedy is to be had.

No hate towards Muzz, I respect alot of what you had on there (especially school) but the rest is straight up clown show.

[Inno]

Thanks split.

I'll look for chapter 2 soon

[veritas]

You project worse than a slammed beaner Prelude with one-step Pepboys HIDs

Solid retort.

[Diode]

i wish i'd been here for this

i know the CIO at SunGard HE

longtime client of mine

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Diode

i wish i'd been here for this

i know the CIO at SunGard HE

longtime client of mine

EGO.

[Diode]

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

EGO.

wrong. i could have had fun with this.

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Diode

wrong. i could have had fun with this.

NAME DROPPING?

[Diode]

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

NAME DROPPING?

CAPITAL LETTERS?

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Diode

CAPITAL LETTERS?

it's not a tumor?

[anime_boners]

wooow @ this thread

reminds me of when I stumbled over dlb's reddit account.. but with like 600 fold the lolz

I call the guy a coward and look at the wall of text he throws up like im going to read it.

Emotional investment is obvious. Stay mad.

[Half Wit It]

You guys need to go get some pussy. This is getting borderline stalkerish.