For all hip hop, audio and text boarders.

[Immaculate]

✔

[WILLIAMSBURG, W.]

THANKYOU FOR YOUR CALL MR. NINE. GOOD EVENING CITIZENS OF THE JURY. ON BEHALF OF MR. BLEEK WE CLAIM A SIMPLE CASE OF FALSE IDENTITY. THE FIRST DAMMING FACT IS THAT MR. BLEEK HAS AN IDENTICAL TWIN BROTHER.
EVIDENCE A: BLEEKS TWIN – THIS WAS THE CREATURE PHOTOGRAPHED WITH A) ONE POMPOM HAT. B) ACKNE INFESTED FEATURES.
TO CONTINUE. WE CLAIM BLEEK COULD NOT TAKE A PHOTOGRAPH OF HIS OWN MARIJUANA DUE TO ONE STOLEN AND BROKEN CAMERA DEVICE. THE ONLY LOGICAL ACTION WAS TO FIND A REPLACEMENT PICTURE USING A SIMPLE INTERNET SEARCH. NOW WHY SHOULD OUR INNOCENT ALBINIZED BLEEK BE PUNISHED FOR THE INNOVATION AND INGENUITY OF HIS TWIN BROTHER? NO, NO, NO. THEY SHOULD BOTH BE AWARDED. MEMBERS OF JURY LET US TAKE SOLACE AND REMEMBRANCE OF THE CLOWN-COURT THAT WAS WARTHOGSHED. LET THE INNOCENT REST IN PEACE, AND MAY A HASTILY MADE FALSE JUDGMENT OF THIS NATURE NEVER BE GIVEN AGAIN. WE PLEAD INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY IN THE DOTTED FACE OF THIS SO CALLED ‘LAUGHABLE’ EVIDENCE. FURTHER, WE ASK FOR ALL PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE OF MR. BLEEKS TWIN BROTHER TO BE STRICKEN FROM THE MEMORIES OF ALL, AND FOR MR. BLEEK TO BE ALLOWED TO CONTINUE UNMOLESTED WITH HIS NEW NEIGHBOR-PERSONALITY-STEALING E-PERSONA.

[Splitty Octavius]

Originally Posted by WILLIAMSBURG, W.

THANKYOU FOR YOUR CALL MR. NINE. GOOD EVENING CITIZENS OF THE JURY. ON BEHALF OF MR. BLEEK WE CLAIM A SIMPLE CASE OF FALSE IDENTITY. THE FIRST DAMMING FACT IS THAT MR. BLEEK HAS AN IDENTICAL TWIN BROTHER.
EVIDENCE A: BLEEKS TWIN – THIS WAS THE CREATURE PHOTOGRAPHED WITH A) ONE POMPOM HAT. B) ACKNE INFESTED FEATURES.
TO CONTINUE. WE CLAIM BLEEK COULD NOT TAKE A PHOTOGRAPH OF HIS OWN MARIJUANA DUE TO ONE STOLEN AND BROKEN CAMERA DEVICE. THE ONLY LOGICAL ACTION WAS TO FIND A REPLACEMENT PICTURE USING A SIMPLE INTERNET SEARCH. NOW WHY SHOULD OUR INNOCENT ALBINIZED BLEEK BE PUNISHED FOR THE INNOVATION AND INGENUITY OF HIS TWIN BROTHER? NO, NO, NO. THEY SHOULD BOTH BE AWARDED. MEMBERS OF JURY LET US TAKE SOLACE AND REMEMBRANCE OF THE CLOWN-COURT THAT WAS WARTHOGSHED. LET THE INNOCENT REST IN PEACE, AND MAY A HASTILY MADE FALSE JUDGMENT OF THIS NATURE NEVER BE GIVEN AGAIN. WE PLEAD INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY IN THE DOTTED FACE OF THIS SO CALLED ‘LAUGHABLE’ EVIDENCE. FURTHER, WE ASK FOR ALL PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE OF MR. BLEEKS TWIN BROTHER TO BE STRICKEN FROM THE MEMORIES OF ALL, AND FOR MR. BLEEK TO BE ALLOWED TO CONTINUE UNMOLESTED WITH HIS NEW NEIGHBOR-PERSONALITY-STEALING E-PERSONA.

MEN AND GENTLE-MEN OF THE ESTEEMED AOB COURT

I WOULD LIKE TO ASK JUDGE CHESTER CHARLESWORHT FOR AN INJUNCTION DEMANDING THIS SO CALLED "BROKEN CAMERA" BE PRODUCED

FOR, AS CONFIRMED BY THE ROAST OF ROLL, ALL 2.0+ MEGAPIXEL IMAGE CAPTURING DEVICES CANNOT BE BROKEN BY HIDEOUSNESS LESS THAN 550 DIAHERTZ

AS THE PROSECUTION, I BELIEVE IT IS WELL WITHIN MY BOUNDS TO DETERMINE ONE MR WILLIAMSBURG TO BE LEGALLY BIASED TOWARDS HIS CLIENT MR BLEAK CONSIDERING HIS KNOWN AFFINITY FOR CLIENTS W/ WARTS AND BASEMENT COMPLEXES (AS PER BLEAKS BASEMENT LEVEL BOARDING)

LET US BE REMINDED OF HIS REPUTATION FOR LYING REGARDING HIS "UNDEFEATED FIGHT RECORD AROUND ST. LOUIS" CONTRASTING THOSE LAUGHABLE PICUTRES HE POSTED


LET US THEN ASK THE DEFENDANT TO PROVE WHETHER HE IS
A) FALSIFIED NARCOTICS DISTRIBUTOR PEDOBEAR
B) ACTUALLY OBESE AND SLINGS QPS TO NEIGHBORHOOD RUFFIANS IN HIS KENTUCKY SUBURBS AT THE LITTLE LEAGUE SNACK SHACK
C) SKINNY LONELY AND COMPULSIVE LIAR


SHOULD THE DEFENDANT BE ABLE TO PROCURE
A) NAMESTAMPED PICTURE OF HIM AND A GIRL ABOVE A 6.5 ON THE AAFB (AMERICAN ASSOCIATION FOR FINE BITCHES)*
B) NAMESTAMPED DRUG STASH
C) HIM NOT AS A 20SOMETHING POUND CAKE DEVOURING WIFFLEBALL PLAYING BOARDFIEND SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS DROPOUT

*(GIRL MUST NOT RESEMBLE HIS SISTER OR BE UNCONSCIOUS A LA ROAST OF GAMBLINI)


THE PROSECUTION RESTS

[Joe Metts]

Anybody can sell bud.


High school kids be selling weed lol

[Strikta]

Yeah but the way he said it, & how he tried to produce the evidence for doing it.. u could just tell was a lie/joke from the gate.

Shit I used to sell weed Joe, sometimes still do for my ppls... but I'm not on the net boasting & bragging about the shit like it's a full time credible job.

This kid's a layer of rotting sack cheese... lying little faggot.

[Joe Metts]

I only read the last page but word.

I could say a bunch of shit i did or even Frank but no use in it lol so i feel you.

[Strikta]

John Wall

He's been playing outta his fucking mind.

He's elite now imo.

[Inno]

Ive posted numerous weed pics bleak...and im not a dealer.

Plus nigga you aint dealimg buying a qp..wtf?

Since when has nickle and diming been considered dealing.

Call that getting buy...

Push the p's then come back to me

[Zen]

Honestly I don't know if anyone else has noticed this but bleak said he was 6'1 190, but his picture in his battle with Strikta didn't look like it......Just saying.
And don't come online and say you sell drugs. It's just stupid. Why self incriminate?

[Sharp]

This is currently under review @ZenLand

Inspector Sharp will be on the case as soon as there's nothing else left to help me procrastinate


One thing I can't get out of my head tho

Bleaks known aliases are Geronyohoe and Osama gettinlaiden

Pedobear's alias was Malcolm Techs

Coincidence? Possibly. Warranting an investigation? As long as it means I don't have to do work yet.