THE ROAST OF OBEY - Page 4

Obey · 02-08-2013, 02:26 AM

lollin so hard at some of this shit

Immaculate · 02-08-2013, 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Genocide

After you practice shooting yourself with your hand gun, try a real one

Dead.

Geno dialled the fck in. Haa.

Obey · 02-08-2013, 02:47 AM

Bags got it imo roflz

Scott Akers · 02-08-2013, 02:58 AM

OLE NIGGA IN HERE NOT EVEN WORTH AN OLE NIGGA JOKE OLE NIGGA.

Split · 02-08-2013, 04:55 AM

three years running shopping cart attendant of the month at his dad's snowblower dealership

found his wardrobe at the middle school gym's lost and found

Nitrus Brio Jr.

used to wear his letterman jacket for tennis under every outfit

Srsly looks like Andy Roddick raised his autistic son in a Walmart clothes rack

has been trying to get his deaf friend to teach him how to say "pube salad" in Braille for their entire friendship

this niggas got trig functions for eyebrows

Was born without a personal bubble

has the charisma of an autocorrected Mein Kampf read by Microsoft Sam

all of his pickup lines are sexual knock knock jokes

he stole those lips from a coinpurse

Considers The Sims: Making Magic to be the best game ever created

currently on house arrest for extreme cyber bullying on Mario Kart DS's chat channel

couldn't think of a name for his balls so he used his grandparents' names
got thrown out of his church for surprise christening them at his brother's First Communion

if that tattoo was any gayer, Bruno Mars fans would travel to his house in Newark every year to pay respects

veritas · 02-08-2013, 10:08 AM

"Faggot Steve-o: sputum sniffer"

Ghost1 · 02-08-2013, 10:10 AM

LOL damn, split an cake lold me

wheres DR OSWALD SWANSBERG

PLEASE JOIN THIS THREAD

Chyeahhh!!! · 02-08-2013, 10:10 AM

you all got it twisted, that is not his hand lol. We are actually roasting a picture of this dude getting roasted

Ghost1 · 02-08-2013, 10:14 AM

lookin like beetleguise & jeff foxworthy jizzed on a trailer hitch an this creature sprouted

Ghost1 · 02-08-2013, 10:16 AM

is the last known living relative of turnbuckle tom

Ghost1 · 02-08-2013, 10:19 AM

owns a collectors edition higlander sword autographed by larry the cable guy

Ghost1 · 02-08-2013, 10:21 AM

IRS put a lien on his lawn mower

Ghost1 · 02-08-2013, 10:23 AM

this dirtbag drinks moonshine made from white out

Ghost1 · 02-08-2013, 10:25 AM

i bet this cracker smells like old nintendo cartridges an mustard

Ghost1 · 02-08-2013, 10:27 AM

this faggot listens to lincoln park while he sets his arm hair on fire

Ghost1 · 02-08-2013, 10:37 AM

this poor faggot has a track phone that runs off a 9 volt battery

Ghost1 · 02-08-2013, 10:38 AM

he got transformers that transform into learning disabilities

anime_boners · 02-08-2013, 10:39 AM

tumbled out of his mother's cunt, in the living room of a mobile home, whilst she watched a Charles Bronson marathon.

dates a woman who owns more handguns than she has teeth

met said soul mate in the 'camping and outdoors' aisle at wal mart

marked his territory on the 3rd seat from the back on his bus route with his scent, everyone in town knows not to sit there

his 'special cologne' he wears on first dates, is actually just deer piss from the local hunting and bait shop, cut with a tiny bit of his own piss

born with varicose veins, jaundice, leprosy and a hair lip

basically what I'm trynna say is this dude might possibly the highest concentrated form of white trash ever discovered.

Badweather · 02-08-2013, 10:53 AM

This nigga has pet turtles.

This nigga has to put on a helmet before receiving a sponge bath

This nigga has gum and boogers on the underside of his race car bed

anime_boners · 02-08-2013, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Badweather

This nigga has gum and boogers on the underside of his race car bed

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roflzzzz

02-08-2013, 04:55 AM	#65
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899399	three years running shopping cart attendant of the month at his dad's snowblower dealership found his wardrobe at the middle school gym's lost and found Nitrus Brio Jr. used to wear his letterman jacket for tennis under every outfit Srsly looks like Andy Roddick raised his autistic son in a Walmart clothes rack has been trying to get his deaf friend to teach him how to say "pube salad" in Braille for their entire friendship this niggas got trig functions for eyebrows Was born without a personal bubble has the charisma of an autocorrected Mein Kampf read by Microsoft Sam all of his pickup lines are sexual knock knock jokes he stole those lips from a coinpurse Considers The Sims: Making Magic to be the best game ever created currently on house arrest for extreme cyber bullying on Mario Kart DS's chat channel couldn't think of a name for his balls so he used his grandparents' names got thrown out of his church for surprise christening them at his brother's First Communion if that tattoo was any gayer, Bruno Mars fans would travel to his house in Newark every year to pay respects __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

02-08-2013, 10:39 AM	#78
anime_boners Bisky-chama <3 Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,082 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 85899389	tumbled out of his mother's cunt, in the living room of a mobile home, whilst she watched a Charles Bronson marathon. dates a woman who owns more handguns than she has teeth met said soul mate in the 'camping and outdoors' aisle at wal mart marked his territory on the 3rd seat from the back on his bus route with his scent, everyone in town knows not to sit there his 'special cologne' he wears on first dates, is actually just deer piss from the local hunting and bait shop, cut with a tiny bit of his own piss born with varicose veins, jaundice, leprosy and a hair lip basically what I'm trynna say is this dude might possibly the highest concentrated form of white trash ever discovered. __________________ anime boners - pronounced with a long I and a silent e. jsyk

02-08-2013, 10:53 AM	#79
Badweather Chillin' like FUCK!!! Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,850 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 0	This nigga has pet turtles. This nigga has to put on a helmet before receiving a sponge bath This nigga has gum and boogers on the underside of his race car bed __________________ Chill Phil My rep hand is NOT WAY strong anymore.

02-08-2013, 02:26 AM	#61
Obey Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 718 Battle Record: 2-4 Rep Power: 1236368	lollin so hard at some of this shit

02-08-2013, 02:47 AM	#63
Obey Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 718 Battle Record: 2-4 Rep Power: 1236368	Bags got it imo roflz

02-08-2013, 02:58 AM	#64
Scott Akers Detained Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,485 Battle Record: 0-1000000 Accomplishments - Post 6x in a row every time about shit no one cares about Champed - Dong bar championship sucker - Cried in front of god of war on skype - Swallows meat swords for a living - Worst battler of all time - Has a losing record vs rican Rep Power: 0	OLE NIGGA IN HERE NOT EVEN WORTH AN OLE NIGGA JOKE OLE NIGGA.

02-08-2013, 10:08 AM	#66
veritas HALL OF FAME Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: portal 7 to the 9th exponent Posts: 16,160 Battle Record: 3-5 Rep Power: 0	"Faggot Steve-o: sputum sniffer"

02-08-2013, 10:10 AM	#67
Ghost1 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 26,334 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 84181445	LOL damn, split an cake lold me wheres DR OSWALD SWANSBERG PLEASE JOIN THIS THREAD

02-08-2013, 10:10 AM	#68
Chyeahhh!!! Saul Paul Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: remote location with a remote weapon station Posts: 6,398 Battle Record: 16-26 Rep Power: 1663351	you all got it twisted, that is not his hand lol. We are actually roasting a picture of this dude getting roasted

02-08-2013, 10:14 AM	#69
Ghost1 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 26,334 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 84181445	lookin like beetleguise & jeff foxworthy jizzed on a trailer hitch an this creature sprouted

02-08-2013, 10:16 AM	#70
Ghost1 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 26,334 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 84181445	is the last known living relative of turnbuckle tom

02-08-2013, 10:19 AM	#71
Ghost1 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 26,334 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 84181445	owns a collectors edition higlander sword autographed by larry the cable guy

02-08-2013, 10:21 AM	#72
Ghost1 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 26,334 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 84181445	IRS put a lien on his lawn mower

02-08-2013, 10:23 AM	#73
Ghost1 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 26,334 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 84181445	this dirtbag drinks moonshine made from white out

02-08-2013, 10:25 AM	#74
Ghost1 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 26,334 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 84181445	i bet this cracker smells like old nintendo cartridges an mustard

02-08-2013, 10:27 AM	#75
Ghost1 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 26,334 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 84181445	this faggot listens to lincoln park while he sets his arm hair on fire

02-08-2013, 10:37 AM	#76
Ghost1 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 26,334 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 84181445	this poor faggot has a track phone that runs off a 9 volt battery

02-08-2013, 10:38 AM	#77
Ghost1 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 26,334 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 84181445	he got transformers that transform into learning disabilities