THE ROAST OF ULLR AKA BARON X OF RAP ROYALTY - Page 4

Ullr · 05-20-2015, 03:02 AM

Thank you, Destroyer. I didn't know what was an wasn't played because I only just joined and the only reason I went with the Ullr line is because I had just registered the account and I had never played around with the concept.

Also, apologies about the bar length issues - this was my first battle and it didn't look tooo over the top so I ran with it.

I appreciate the feed in any case. Thank you.

El Muffin · 05-20-2015, 03:05 AM

Read my shit. I'm tge best indicator of what's accepted here B3cause my names lil muffin and I you don't have a name like that on a site like this if you are not the greatest rapper alive

Js

Destroyer · 05-20-2015, 03:08 AM

yeah, don't do that...

El Muffin · 05-20-2015, 03:10 AM

u remember I told u he's old

He's SufferIng dementia

Destroyer · 05-20-2015, 03:11 AM

what's ur rec against me muffy?

Razah · 05-20-2015, 03:15 AM

So this is way too many posts and whoever ya'll clowning, I checked that website out- That topical masters shit is pretty dope. I mean, the idea of it.

Anybody hear actually record shit they write?

El Muffin · 05-20-2015, 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destroyer

what's ur rec against me muffy?

0-0

Noone counts 1-2 sry

I beat ur daddy /undefeated against ur idols

U can't beat me now

Destroyer · 05-20-2015, 03:21 AM

muff, stop drinking
you're not even a challenge

El Muffin · 05-20-2015, 03:23 AM

Lmfao

WatcH.

I'm god tier u midtier

Sharp · 05-20-2015, 03:30 AM

I smell nbl matchups

El Muffin · 05-20-2015, 03:31 AM

I smell I got bars for whoever.

If it's deis it's dies

Destroyer · 05-20-2015, 03:34 AM

oh u got bars
you're just also the only one who likes em

El Muffin · 05-20-2015, 03:36 AM

Give me des

I already wrote 8 since u said sum thin

Lol ur fkd

hahN

Let's go 18

Destroyer · 05-20-2015, 03:38 AM

I'm scared a lot. I may have to retire from text to avoid the slaughter
lmao

Destroyer · 05-20-2015, 03:38 AM

you can have me if you go pics
pussy

El Muffin · 05-20-2015, 03:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destroyer

you can have me if you go pics
pussy

U better back away

I would 2

Destroyer · 05-20-2015, 03:47 AM

you would back away? smart move
but we can go pics any day bro

Vulgar · 05-20-2015, 03:49 AM

Looking like a laconic neuroscientist with a squirrel poop fetish.

Looking like Rasputin got shipped to Crouton Island and got crunched by the harbor rocks.

Looking like an Irish paprika peddler with a vermin infestation.

Looking like Ernest Codswallop the Third.

Looking like a protagonist to a John Carpenter movie called "The Thing That's Ginger, The Thing That's Revolting to Women".

Looking like a professional puissant emigrated to Chechnya on a boat made out of red lotuses stuck together with old urine and liquid mescaline.

Looking like a rapist from Roger Rabbit's marketing office.

Looking like a scientist from the Manhattan Project gave up nuclear physics and started an earthworm sex ring.

Looking like Garfield's shrink.

El Muffin · 05-20-2015, 03:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destroyer

you would back away? smart move
but we can go pics any day bro

Reg and ur casket is prepped.
jyst say it...I dare u

Lol

I dare u

Say

Muff

Reg

Sure

Doit

I.just wrote this bar that is so grimy n made m3 spill my cup

Vulgar · 05-20-2015, 03:52 AM

Looking like Aesop Rock's publicist.

Looking like he lives solely off of Arthur C. Clarke novels, peach schnapps and blintz recipes from the feminist version of the anarchist cookbook.

Looking like a chairman on the board of the Mario Turtles for Justice Committee.

Looking like he juggles tangerines for fun, 17 hours per day.

Looking like a knight in whining armor.

Looking like his name was Pulitzer Prize.

Looking like a constipated Swiss aeronautical engineer.

Looking like he stuffs Mars Bars up his ass and sends chain-mail about Elon Musk's secret sex life.

05-20-2015, 03:05 AM	#62
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	Read my shit. I'm tge best indicator of what's accepted here B3cause my names lil muffin and I you don't have a name like that on a site like this if you are not the greatest rapper alive Js __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

05-20-2015, 03:10 AM	#64
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	u remember I told u he's old He's SufferIng dementia __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

05-20-2015, 03:23 AM	#69
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	Lmfao WatcH. I'm god tier u midtier __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

05-20-2015, 03:31 AM	#71
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	I smell I got bars for whoever. If it's deis it's dies __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

05-20-2015, 03:36 AM	#73
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	Give me des I already wrote 8 since u said sum thin Lol ur fkd hahN Let's go 18 __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

05-20-2015, 03:02 AM	#61
Ullr Norse God Join Date: May 2015 Posts: 221 Battle Record: 5-6 Rep Power: 0	Thank you, Destroyer. I didn't know what was an wasn't played because I only just joined and the only reason I went with the Ullr line is because I had just registered the account and I had never played around with the concept. Also, apologies about the bar length issues - this was my first battle and it didn't look tooo over the top so I ran with it. I appreciate the feed in any case. Thank you.

05-20-2015, 03:15 AM	#66
Razah rockkFresh Join Date: Apr 2015 Location: Chicago. Posts: 1,088 Battle Record: 8-10 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 11328545	So this is way too many posts and whoever ya'll clowning, I checked that website out- That topical masters shit is pretty dope. I mean, the idea of it. Anybody hear actually record shit they write?

05-20-2015, 03:49 AM	#78
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	Looking like a laconic neuroscientist with a squirrel poop fetish. Looking like Rasputin got shipped to Crouton Island and got crunched by the harbor rocks. Looking like an Irish paprika peddler with a vermin infestation. Looking like Ernest Codswallop the Third. Looking like a protagonist to a John Carpenter movie called "The Thing That's Ginger, The Thing That's Revolting to Women". Looking like a professional puissant emigrated to Chechnya on a boat made out of red lotuses stuck together with old urine and liquid mescaline. Looking like a rapist from Roger Rabbit's marketing office. Looking like a scientist from the Manhattan Project gave up nuclear physics and started an earthworm sex ring. Looking like Garfield's shrink.

05-20-2015, 03:52 AM	#80
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	Looking like Aesop Rock's publicist. Looking like he lives solely off of Arthur C. Clarke novels, peach schnapps and blintz recipes from the feminist version of the anarchist cookbook. Looking like a chairman on the board of the Mario Turtles for Justice Committee. Looking like he juggles tangerines for fun, 17 hours per day. Looking like a knight in whining armor. Looking like his name was Pulitzer Prize. Looking like a constipated Swiss aeronautical engineer. Looking like he stuffs Mars Bars up his ass and sends chain-mail about Elon Musk's secret sex life. Last edited by Vulgar; 05-20-2015 at 03:56 AM.