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Old 05-31-2021, 09:49 AM   #61
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Too long, lacks impact. I mean we all get it but delivery matters. 28 syllables in one line is too much. Should try to stat under 18.
I know your ex told you that shorter is ok as long as you execute properly, but having a little more length is what allows me to reach places you can’t
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Old 05-31-2021, 12:13 PM   #62
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yea these guys are suspect one-minute men.

wam bam thank you ma'am /sir type shit.
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Old 05-31-2021, 07:16 PM   #64
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Old 05-31-2021, 08:00 PM   #65
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So we posting favorite short stories now?
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Old 05-31-2021, 08:18 PM   #66
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It’s called Longer Bar get with it you uncultured freak
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Old 06-01-2021, 12:22 AM   #67
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Yours was the anne frank imo.
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Old 06-01-2021, 12:41 AM   #68
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For me, I'd probably say "there'll betrayals of blood when my knife double crosses your throat", but honestly I don't know
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Old 06-01-2021, 12:46 AM   #69
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The best 4 lines ever are from Rudge, Tang and User. One had 2.
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Old 06-01-2021, 09:33 AM   #70
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Sup hens

Picking one that's somewhat recent, it would probably be shrugging my shoulders too vs. Bags
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Old 06-01-2021, 10:39 AM   #71
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Uterus Pond will always remain GOAT’d.
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Old 06-01-2021, 04:07 PM   #72
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I don’t even remember all my better stuff was back in the day and was for the most part really dope/different/entertaining.

If you read it now you’d be like that sucks... but I was doing it when people were writing nothing near the punchlines I had. But yeah can’t even remember my favorite lines I did a ton of dope lines against timevirus for some championship
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Rudge: seeded 3 u jokin me yo, pointin at your number and rollin like a rotary phone

My fave ever personally.

Users Celebrity/Alias tourney lines tho, I don't have the effort to find it exactly so I'm going to remix them very sloppily. I can't remember the set ups, so ignore them lol.

User as LBJ, the president:

I politicked ya mexican bitch. Brahh.. she's a whore.
I said have you ever heard of LBJ, she said Si Senor

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U know I could sneak by and let them thangs go.
You cry so much in bed your nightlight projects a rainbow.

Too many to mention. Tang is underrated as fuck I'll tell u that.

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Rudge: seeded 3 u jokin me yo, pointin at your number and rollin like a rotary phone

My fave ever personally.

Users Celebrity/Alias tourney lines tho, I don't have the effort to find it exactly so I'm going to remix them very sloppily. I can't remember the set ups, so ignore them lol.

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I said have you ever heard of LBJ, she said Si Senor

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U know I could sneak by and let them thangs go.
You cry so much in bed your nightlight projects a rainbow.

Too many to mention. Tang is underrated as fuck I'll tell u that.

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Old 06-01-2021, 09:28 PM   #75
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That rotary phone I either wrote it, or I semi bit it... can’t say tor sure
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You didn’t write it. Rudge did. I remember the exact day.
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You didn’t write it. Rudge did. I remember the exact day.
I think I may have come up with that shit, but if not I can tell you I never bit niggas.. of course you couldn't do it. Back in the hay day or whatever.. if you even had anything remotely resembling someone elses shit you're a 'biter'.

Even now like 8 hours after kobe died I did a go down with the chopper/kobe line... literally like a few hours after it happened and niggas were like..

blah blah blah already did that line.. but back in the day there were a million people going at your ass on all different leagues if you even had a similar to someone elses you're getting called out immediately...

I never bit other peoples ideas... a very few times I will admit when writers block happened I looked to other dudes stuff but I didn't copy it
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im pointing at your number... meaning the number ya ranked in the tournament and rolling .. meaning laughing... like a rotary phone... thats a good one.
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lol nah nigga let me explain it to you, further in depth...
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