THE OPEN MIC CYPHER

[breathless]

I guess ive gotta feed when I drink
No one wants to cypher with me... I think
Too soon? Or is the humor just new news
Loose usage of perused nuisances to consume
We've only got one bowl big enough for a can of chunky soup
It's odd.. the greatest shit we think is thunk when we poop

[Mr. J]

Parallel traps sink into the adverse mind
planters eye with the trigger cracking spines
back to life..back to reality & attractive dimes
planned to dive at the drive in 3D actions timed
to infinity a limiting dose of imagery...
breaking the fourth wall of divinity
sending coordinates to the mother ship
"Please send help the world offended me"
quick to decipher scattered thought Jimmy Dean
salutations from the diner that i hop

[breathless]

Which... Leads me to think... Obviously on some off shit
Cmon bitch, you know you want this sasquatch sausage
Actin like some alpha male hairy member
But I'm just the new guy beta version, rarely remembered
Clearly dismembered... Where the hell are my arms?
And, are they distempered? Rare beasts, callin the shots

[e11even]

plotting, sawed-offs in a box, aloft on a yacht...
made of flow papers, no caper's capable- stop.
get faded, chill- ill taper on these haters I drop.
Trill. wrestlin twill, neighbor- all my dunks stink of a HOF...(lol)
Jovial speech, probie. You and your microbial reach know me.
Jay Hova knew, "I'm tight grill with the phony, rappers y'all might feel we homies
I'm like still, y'all don't know me, shit!", blow me... (lol)

[breathless]

Don't quit, my hoes flee with split ovaries
Ripped through the middle, cold, freezin
And frozen hearted, my dick is a polar region
Stickin it in her fart hole so hard that her molar's bleedin
Only the solar season can save em dumb old rhymes
A swift punch to the stomach makes it so our son won't rise

[Mr. J]

I'm so Po-lite, I complimented pieces for the day
what else can I say, I'm a nice guy, your gay
you love me, hate me, want me enough to shove me
away...hey...that hurt buddy! it might get ugly
might get pretty, might get gritty as my kitty litter
watch out as my pinkie, shakes and starts getting bigger
O...M...G...becky look at that buuuuuut...
I think you might be missing the point bruh
what? I'm bored I'm boarding & hitting waves
eating red hot chili's GIIIIVE IT AWAY
I'm slipping away, so wet, so wet, oh yes

[e11even]

In earnest, I stitch your ends with my hemming ways...
No blemish on my sticking as I send this dick a bitch's way...
Phlem is on each written as i spit in each nigga's face.
Kindred spirits?? I'll split conjoined twins up for that quicker pay!
Bacon for my baking pan... satan is my favorite fan...
Strafing, i'm like Statham, fam... aping like a gave a damn...

[KennyCerealBowl]

Got dick that only the statue of liberty could take in'
I can't even play baseball tbh.. I hate it
They count it as a cheat because the d to b.i.g
Honeys get hypnotized, with Jeans all juicy they might be ready to die for a sneak peek
They go seek for another pair like these but mam' don't test these testicles
There only 1 kind of this very special edible, cock could break debibals
When I fuck ya, Do YA HEAR ME SHUN!!?

[CopyPat]

I stick my dick into random places..and think about bangin asians. see there's this thing about masturbation that gives me a fascination. so this is the affidavit and my dick is the damn complainant, I go Sicily bad when naked then I literally wack the plantiff

[Mr. J]

Shocking Raiden gee wilkers. hi diddly ho
mimic me flow..mint like the box I came in
middle eastern ho's love the toxic cave men
the goggles do nothing other then block..
Obnoxious rays and typical imagery...whoa
show no sympathy though. subconscious Matrix
accomplished pavement. hard to riddle me...
so is this the simplicity that yall given me?
or another far shot to reach Griffyndor sissy
mixing your piggie and handing out quickies

[e11even]

I creep into crypts of my defeatist attempts.
Gold sparce, cold hearts form the demons within.
"You can win!!!!" I hear them cheer as I retrieve the Fleece of Contempt...
My Sword of Courage managed to search my soul, making it cease and desist.

[Mr. J]

Find another reason to quit..squeezing the clip
spreading my own disease from its lip
spewing poison at anyone wanting a degree in Chem
feel the pressure..burn...the season to end
before the soul freezes I hold life against yo treasons
let go Jesus! this another lost soul leaving...
With his tail tucked between his lower regions
shit won't be the same...I just ruined the whole evening
tattered and torn get your squad battered with scorn
caught up in the maze thinking its a matter for corn
Leaving colliseums with the bodies of rappers on tour
it don't matter no more...I'm colossus smashing the whore
the one known as mother earth as I butter my girth
and stick it to her without a rubber...word

[Pent uP]

Cars and subways - while I spit bars for fucks sake
Harder heartache caused the scars that dug graves
far from Sundays on a road carved with tongue blades
and starched with blood stains. My garments hung blazed
- Liar liar. Richard Pryor with the art of smug face
pardoned, gone, chased until his karma's lugs break.

[Xyakan]

I come cold flowing with a venomous.
its catching a beating on the school bus.
losing the game,i'm clutch, money up in a matress.
silent, supressed so try and catch this.

[Mr. J]

Wretched the one from the depths of every sentence
these decrepit fools will never amount to my measures
the liquid sword pressure consumes their soul..
pleasure is all mine when I resume my goal
assume I knoe but presume I don't
another w away from the tomb I rose

[KennyCerealBowl]

NY Sound
Niggas say i'm gassed but i'm just pro with the pain
Play it off like i'm okay her ass went with jorge
Infact I was cheating on that hoe anyway yo
But it went ALL goes down, i'm all aww struck.
Awfully stucked i'm all fucked up..
Fucked up as the fetish for fox dick
i'm sorry witts isn't up to par, but...
FUCK THAT
wass god rap god sorry for the sappy song..
I know what you thinking' my nigga just whack it off
It's time for that Arogant Fashion backflip faggots on
Megatron spit syllables, lyrical mr. king kong capcom

[KennyCerealBowl]

What up nobody fucking with this verse I Cut Up

[Mr. J]

Fuck your girl with a strap on, I don't feel it
I don't deal with the chicks with fat on...
their back arm, their chin, or their cat dawg...
but there's always more cushion for the pushin'
more bush in the toosh more bush for the douchin'
I forgot what I was getting into
crushing, bone and sinew
and clapping like I just got a menu
from planet hollywood
that small fry was a good act
got my sweater on, pulling strings
asking where the hood at...

[e11even]

Fuck all this "I really think I'm that good" rap- where the jooks at?
Them niggas wit good straps that let the hood clap
like a night at the apollo when a bitch is giving that good back.
I'm Koa, Mohagany wood- you blow? you rackin in wood, black.
Cuz if a woodchuck cud chuck, it would chuck yo shit- I'm good with that.

[Mr. J]

Compulsive theories too good to match
too beyond the tipping point to be looking back
filling the cup some more what's the good...
in that? You really shouldn't ask
I keep thought behind a wooden mask
the irony of Leo's..I taught the puddy cat
snatching tiaras in the sierra for the goodies
brats..didn't see the actual Woody dance
just enough Tim Burton...no Allen
no technique to it...no pattern
just a cycle created by a psycho in tandem
with truer meanings overlapping
weaved into a delectable catch phrase...
Bells tolling...harps playing on the end days
the end game....ginsu blade in the hands of the sensei
snapping the heart out of your breastplate