ITT I HAVE A DATE THIS SATURDAY WITH A BROWN SKIN SRI LANKAN GIRL I WOULD LIKE TO PEN - Page 3

Mike Wrecka · 07-23-2013, 04:29 PM

start with a fun active thing that can be described as an experience. depending on whats in your area, indoor rock climbing, rent mountain bikes and hit a beginners trail. something like that. follow it up with dinner. great conversation is a must. hit the bar afterwards if she is game and get touchy feely a bit. give her a kiss goodbye and say this was fun lets do it again. text her two days later saying how much of a good time you had and gauge her interest from there.

Ghost1 · 07-23-2013, 04:30 PM

Thats in poor taste knuck.

An yes mike....please....save me from these lames....elaborate

~RustyGunZ~ · 07-23-2013, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bags

Thats in poor taste knuck.

An yes mike....please....save me from these lames....elaborate

lmao

poor taste is the best taste tbc

DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DISAGREE

StarFaggot · 07-23-2013, 04:39 PM

Mike gotta pull all type of stunts for these basic females. Indoor rock climbing? Lololol... Trying too hard bruh she's not trying to sweat on the first date. Then you ended it respectably. SMH. Mike gotta do circus acts just to get to 2nd base. Do as I said Bags. Even Boredons suggestion was decent.

Mike Wrecka · 07-23-2013, 04:41 PM

just thought of this bags

horse back riding is another option. I know you have that near you. if she is not into doing any of these type of activities at least you look like the active exciting and adventurous one. we want to create the illusion that you don't sit on a text website all day.

Mike Wrecka · 07-23-2013, 04:42 PM

@Aero , if its a bitch you wanna smash and dash then no doubt. take her to a bar and be done with it. but our boy bags is growing up. he needs a wife material chick. we thinking long term

Ghost1 · 07-23-2013, 04:43 PM

Mountain bikes an rock climbing!?! Lmdaooksjshaj

That bitch betta climb on my dick. She lucky to even see public tbpfh.

Haha u broads lol me.

Im gonna take this hoe to get a few beers then take her back to her crib for pound town haha

Any other awful suggestions?

Mike Wrecka · 07-23-2013, 04:47 PM

hahaha you guys are kids. I forgot. my bad I went all grown up in this thread. carry on

Boredom · 07-23-2013, 04:48 PM

exactly what i was sayin, just a lil more respectably. what if shes future ms bags roffflllll

and u better not be paying for the drinks/food either.

Sharp · 07-23-2013, 04:48 PM

lmaooooo @ fort blumpkin and buffalo wild wings

StarFaggot · 07-23-2013, 04:57 PM

Lol he said pound town

Strikta · 07-23-2013, 05:21 PM

Just get a bottle & a cheap hotel room.

That's what I'd do.

She's cute tho.

ill nik-A · 07-23-2013, 05:26 PM

Bro beach, sand, abandoned life guard thing

Boom

Fig · 07-23-2013, 05:27 PM

So do the downtown stroll thing, hold her hand. Get her a nice meal. Let her be spontaneous and explore the city like a youth, finding alleyways and climbing flights of steps to building rooftops. Stand there for a while. Appreciate her gleaming radiance intensified by the moonlight. Brush the hair from her face. Whisper sweet things to her that have been trivialized through repetition, but hold sincerety through your cadence and tone. Kiss her. Mean it. Involve yourself 100% emotionally in this girl. Leave nothing of yourself to hold onto. Give it up to her, like a Goddess. Like a vital extension of your being. Marry her bags. In all honesty, a civil union as imprudent as marriage serves no justice to the bond you two will hold... but it is the only statement you know to make which is close enough. Let her move in with you.... no.... no dont.... you two will move into a place of your own. You will explore one another. Every moment with her will be spent in pure visceral reaction and primal joy. Even her sorrow will be an ecstasy for you. Dance with her. Sing the song you wouldn't normally sing. Forget the world exists. Keep her from it. It didn't deserve her anyway. Then one day, go to work. Be anxious to return. Slide into your house and find her fucking your neighbor, Jamal. Experience an intense rage. Instantly control it, and use it to defeat the mega-nig, who doesn't visit the gym nearly as much as you but is 4 times as brolic and bad as you. Defeat him. Wear his face as a mask (kinda like King from tekken). Fuck your women with that nigger mask on. Make her scream till her voice is riddled to a depleted rasp. Shave her head. Eat all of the hair. Just eat it. Now eat her. In the sexual way of course. Pull the gene simmons tonguearoo on her and tap her peneal gland with your tongue, instantly opening all her chakras in a vibrant display of pure euphoria and orgasm. She will then be in her final form, in which state, she can fly. Now ride her to space. Fly straight through the atmosphere and instantly experience an icy, frozen death. But you two will freeze together, to stroll the cosmos in your own capsule for eternity, or until an asteroid eventually comes your way. Either way, you will spend you final breath on her.

And that is honestly how i think it should go

Boredom · 07-23-2013, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strikta

Just get a bottle & a cheap hotel room.

That's what I'd do.

She's cute tho.

u srsly think that broads cute?

she looking a little like a thai lady boy tbph.

Malachi · 07-23-2013, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bags

Malachi i see u lurkin

DO NOT PULL ON UR JOHNSIN TO HER PICTURE. SHE IS A SAINT U LITTLE PERVERT SHITHEAD

SHE AINT EVEN CUTE ENOUGH FOR THAT FUCK BOI

Witty · 07-23-2013, 05:57 PM

Use contraception, I do not allow you to reproduce.

07-23-2013, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Figurative

So do the downtown stroll thing, hold her hand. Get her a nice meal. Let her be spontaneous and explore the city like a youth, finding alleyways and climbing flights of steps to building rooftops. Stand there for a while. Appreciate her gleaming radiance intensified by the moonlight. Brush the hair from her face. Whisper sweet things to her that have been trivialized through repetition, but hold sincerety through your cadence and tone. Kiss her. Mean it. Involve yourself 100% emotionally in this girl. Leave nothing of yourself to hold onto. Give it up to her, like a Goddess. Like a vital extension of your being. Marry her bags. In all honesty, a civil union as imprudent as marriage serves no justice to the bond you two will hold... but it is the only statement you know to make which is close enough. Let her move in with you.... no.... no dont.... you two will move into a place of your own. You will explore one another. Every moment with her will be spent in pure visceral reaction and primal joy. Even her sorrow will be an ecstasy for you. Dance with her. Sing the song you wouldn't normally sing. Forget the world exists. Keep her from it. It didn't deserve her anyway. Then one day, go to work. Be anxious to return. Slide into your house and find her fucking your neighbor, Jamal. Experience an intense rage. Instantly control it, and use it to defeat the mega-nig, who doesn't visit the gym nearly as much as you but is 4 times as brolic and bad as you. Defeat him. Wear his face as a mask (kinda like King from tekken). Fuck your women with that nigger mask on. Make her scream till her voice is riddled to a depleted rasp. Shave her head. Eat all of the hair. Just eat it. Now eat her. In the sexual way of course. Pull the gene simmons tonguearoo on her and tap her peneal gland with your tongue, instantly opening all her chakras in a vibrant display of pure euphoria and orgasm. She will then be in her final form, in which state, she can fly. Now ride her to space. Fly straight through the atmosphere and instantly experience an icy, frozen death. But you two will freeze together, to stroll the cosmos in your own capsule for eternity, or until an asteroid eventually comes your way. Either way, you will spend you final breath on her.

And that is honestly how i think it should go

Holy fucking shit, this is the best thing ive seen in my entire life.

Strikta · 07-23-2013, 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boredom

u srsly think that broads cute?

she looking a little like a thai lady boy tbph.

How much pussy u get fam?

Boredom · 07-23-2013, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strikta

How much pussy u get fam?

lots, how's that relevant tho bro?

07-23-2013, 04:29 PM	#41
Mike Wrecka WOW Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,591 Battle Record: 29-25 Champed - Writing Challenge League I Rep Power: 82779338	start with a fun active thing that can be described as an experience. depending on whats in your area, indoor rock climbing, rent mountain bikes and hit a beginners trail. something like that. follow it up with dinner. great conversation is a must. hit the bar afterwards if she is game and get touchy feely a bit. give her a kiss goodbye and say this was fun lets do it again. text her two days later saying how much of a good time you had and gauge her interest from there. __________________ A.bove T.he R.est

07-23-2013, 04:39 PM	#44
StarFaggot Leave you flatlined. Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 5,108 Battle Record: 12-9 Champed - Site Diss 2013 - Tag Team Tournament III Rep Power: 0	Mike gotta pull all type of stunts for these basic females. Indoor rock climbing? Lololol... Trying too hard bruh she's not trying to sweat on the first date. Then you ended it respectably. SMH. Mike gotta do circus acts just to get to 2nd base. Do as I said Bags. Even Boredons suggestion was decent. __________________ [B][CENTER][SIZE="5"] It's Aero join me at RAPBATTLES[/SIZE][/CENTER][/B]

07-23-2013, 04:41 PM	#45
Mike Wrecka WOW Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,591 Battle Record: 29-25 Champed - Writing Challenge League I Rep Power: 82779338	just thought of this bags horse back riding is another option. I know you have that near you. if she is not into doing any of these type of activities at least you look like the active exciting and adventurous one. we want to create the illusion that you don't sit on a text website all day. __________________ A.bove T.he R.est

07-23-2013, 04:42 PM	#46
Mike Wrecka WOW Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,591 Battle Record: 29-25 Champed - Writing Challenge League I Rep Power: 82779338	@Aero , if its a bitch you wanna smash and dash then no doubt. take her to a bar and be done with it. but our boy bags is growing up. he needs a wife material chick. we thinking long term __________________ A.bove T.he R.est

07-23-2013, 04:47 PM	#48
Mike Wrecka WOW Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,591 Battle Record: 29-25 Champed - Writing Challenge League I Rep Power: 82779338	hahaha you guys are kids. I forgot. my bad I went all grown up in this thread. carry on __________________ A.bove T.he R.est

07-23-2013, 04:48 PM	#49
Boredom Been On One Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 1,617 Battle Record: 26-28 Champed - Newbie Tournament IV Rep Power: 415110	exactly what i was sayin, just a lil more respectably. what if shes future ms bags roffflllll and u better not be paying for the drinks/food either.

07-23-2013, 04:48 PM	#50
Sharp HE / HIM / FRAC Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: PA Posts: 11,592 Battle Record: 56-21 Accomplishments - 50+ Wins Champed - The Ultimate Writer - NBL Cypher - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 12601538	lmaooooo @ fort blumpkin and buffalo wild wings

07-23-2013, 04:57 PM	#51
StarFaggot Leave you flatlined. Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 5,108 Battle Record: 12-9 Champed - Site Diss 2013 - Tag Team Tournament III Rep Power: 0	Lol he said pound town __________________ [B][CENTER][SIZE="5"] It's Aero join me at RAPBATTLES[/SIZE][/CENTER][/B]

07-23-2013, 05:21 PM	#52
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181452	Just get a bottle & a cheap hotel room. That's what I'd do. She's cute tho.

07-23-2013, 05:26 PM	#53
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07-23-2013, 05:27 PM	#54
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	So do the downtown stroll thing, hold her hand. Get her a nice meal. Let her be spontaneous and explore the city like a youth, finding alleyways and climbing flights of steps to building rooftops. Stand there for a while. Appreciate her gleaming radiance intensified by the moonlight. Brush the hair from her face. Whisper sweet things to her that have been trivialized through repetition, but hold sincerety through your cadence and tone. Kiss her. Mean it. Involve yourself 100% emotionally in this girl. Leave nothing of yourself to hold onto. Give it up to her, like a Goddess. Like a vital extension of your being. Marry her bags. In all honesty, a civil union as imprudent as marriage serves no justice to the bond you two will hold... but it is the only statement you know to make which is close enough. Let her move in with you.... no.... no dont.... you two will move into a place of your own. You will explore one another. Every moment with her will be spent in pure visceral reaction and primal joy. Even her sorrow will be an ecstasy for you. Dance with her. Sing the song you wouldn't normally sing. Forget the world exists. Keep her from it. It didn't deserve her anyway. Then one day, go to work. Be anxious to return. Slide into your house and find her fucking your neighbor, Jamal. Experience an intense rage. Instantly control it, and use it to defeat the mega-nig, who doesn't visit the gym nearly as much as you but is 4 times as brolic and bad as you. Defeat him. Wear his face as a mask (kinda like King from tekken). Fuck your women with that nigger mask on. Make her scream till her voice is riddled to a depleted rasp. Shave her head. Eat all of the hair. Just eat it. Now eat her. In the sexual way of course. Pull the gene simmons tonguearoo on her and tap her peneal gland with your tongue, instantly opening all her chakras in a vibrant display of pure euphoria and orgasm. She will then be in her final form, in which state, she can fly. Now ride her to space. Fly straight through the atmosphere and instantly experience an icy, frozen death. But you two will freeze together, to stroll the cosmos in your own capsule for eternity, or until an asteroid eventually comes your way. Either way, you will spend you final breath on her. And that is honestly how i think it should go __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

07-23-2013, 05:57 PM	#57
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