MMA fighter vs. A chimpanzee , who would win - Page 3

Mike Wrecka · 07-21-2014, 10:17 PM

you guys are acting like chimps are the super sentinels of the wild

they are scared shitless of anything their size or bigger. they go run up a tree

a leopard sees one alone, he attacks it and kills it instantly. the chimp doesn't put up a fight at all, its just instant death. same as it would do to a human.

chimps cant survive without trees to run up and hide. they cant survive on the plains of Africa, people with sharpened sticks survive there though

the reason I said MMA fighter is because chimps ground and pound. an MMA fighter could possibly have the experience to get out of that situation

Certain · 07-21-2014, 10:18 PM

The only dogs bigger than a full-sized gray wolf are genetic freaks and rarities like cane corsos and bullmastiffs.

PancakeBrah · 07-21-2014, 10:19 PM

Human=/=Leopard

The chimp has the flight option in the wild. He knows it's better to escape a tangle with a dangerous animal.

If we throw one in a cage with another human, fight is the only option.

That's when the testicular maiming comes into play.

TYSON · 07-21-2014, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Diode

No because we all just know @TYSON will ignore me and go back to snapchatting 8 year olds :(

Real funny

TYSON · 07-21-2014, 10:43 PM

None of y'all fucking with this dog....the last was fake lol

jilti · 07-21-2014, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Diode

I will not let this go unnoticed.

Haven't had a new dirt person in a long while.

Lol i train at So Cal Fight Factory

maths debate · 07-22-2014, 05:50 AM

lmao @ humans being domesticated animals

el pancake the poster child for suburban white ppl

maths debate · 07-22-2014, 05:54 AM

but word chimps are vicious little shits

i saw this baboon documentary on nat geo cot damn those dirty fucks are some nasty creatures

throwing feces and shit

dont fight the chimp, be the chimp

Half Wit It · 07-22-2014, 06:14 AM

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MMA fighter, because humans ought to be smart 'nuf to bring a gun to a chimp fight.

This.

But really, if I'm cornered by any vicious wild animal I'm going for the eye gouge
Blind the beast and MAYBE you escape with a few bites and gashes.

I wonder what a Bruce Lee side kick to the abdomen would do to a chimp tho..

Diode · 07-22-2014, 10:20 AM

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Lol i train at So Cal Fight Factory

there's a difference between training and fighting.

just because i train 4 days a week doesn't mean metamoris is calling me up to fill in next week.

fightpage link, pls.

Batty · 07-22-2014, 01:49 PM

Anything delicate on your body is getting straight ripped the fuck off by a pissed off chimp, trust.

There's niggas missing their eyes, nose, mouth, dick and nuts ALL TOGETHER cause a chimp flipped on them.

MMA fighters train to fight other MMA fighters, Chimps go into Hulk Smash rage mode and beat shit into pulps.

You better be way strapped if one runs up on you or you are fucked.

StarFaggot · 07-22-2014, 02:00 PM

A chimp with gloves, a cup, a face guard and shoes loses to me if I had on the same gear.

A bare chimp would still lose to me with my bare knuckles bc I can go crazy too. Idc about their strength it don't matter when the force of a punch renders them unconscious. It's about the hand speed & coordination.

Y'all losing the fight before it begins bc ur mental isn't right.

Split · 07-22-2014, 02:01 PM

Is the phrase "go apeshit" or "go MMAshit"? I can't seem to recall

Even if you snuck up on a chimp and put it in an armbar, it has 3 other arms and a human brain that collapses to a minuscule Masaiiize when it gets cornered

dead man · 07-22-2014, 02:09 PM

StarFaggot · 07-22-2014, 02:11 PM

If you aren't willing to maim a chimp you should be nowhere near them.

Split · 07-22-2014, 02:14 PM

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Certain · 07-22-2014, 02:26 PM

I laughed.

Mike Wrecka · 07-22-2014, 03:11 PM

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ya that is sad.

but

she is alive. if a trained fighter attacked her with all they had she would be dead

Mike Wrecka · 07-22-2014, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Witty

We are a pathetically weak species physically, our brains are the only thing keeping us on top of the food chain.

I would straight murk the fuck out of a Tibetan fox

Witty · 07-22-2014, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike Wrecka

I would straight murk the fuck out of a Tibetan fox

lmaooooooahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

You make me smile.

ilu <3

07-21-2014, 10:17 PM	#41
Mike Wrecka WOW Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,591 Battle Record: 29-25 Champed - Writing Challenge League I Rep Power: 82779338	you guys are acting like chimps are the super sentinels of the wild they are scared shitless of anything their size or bigger. they go run up a tree a leopard sees one alone, he attacks it and kills it instantly. the chimp doesn't put up a fight at all, its just instant death. same as it would do to a human. chimps cant survive without trees to run up and hide. they cant survive on the plains of Africa, people with sharpened sticks survive there though the reason I said MMA fighter is because chimps ground and pound. an MMA fighter could possibly have the experience to get out of that situation __________________ A.bove T.he R.est

07-21-2014, 10:19 PM	#43
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	Human=/=Leopard The chimp has the flight option in the wild. He knows it's better to escape a tangle with a dangerous animal. If we throw one in a cage with another human, fight is the only option. That's when the testicular maiming comes into play. __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

07-21-2014, 10:43 PM	#45
TYSON IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,967 Battle Record: 10-15 Rep Power: 23089122	None of y'all fucking with this dog....the last was fake lol Last edited by TYSON; 07-21-2014 at 10:47 PM.

07-22-2014, 02:00 PM	#52
StarFaggot Leave you flatlined. Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 5,108 Battle Record: 12-9 Champed - Site Diss 2013 - Tag Team Tournament III Rep Power: 0	A chimp with gloves, a cup, a face guard and shoes loses to me if I had on the same gear. A bare chimp would still lose to me with my bare knuckles bc I can go crazy too. Idc about their strength it don't matter when the force of a punch renders them unconscious. It's about the hand speed & coordination. Y'all losing the fight before it begins bc ur mental isn't right. __________________ [B][CENTER][SIZE="5"] It's Aero join me at RAPBATTLES[/SIZE][/CENTER][/B]

07-22-2014, 02:01 PM	#53
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899399	Is the phrase "go apeshit" or "go MMAshit"? I can't seem to recall Even if you snuck up on a chimp and put it in an armbar, it has 3 other arms and a human brain that collapses to a minuscule Masaiiize when it gets cornered __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

07-21-2014, 10:18 PM	#42
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	The only dogs bigger than a full-sized gray wolf are genetic freaks and rarities like cane corsos and bullmastiffs.

07-22-2014, 05:50 AM	#47
maths debate maths da dawg Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 207 Battle Record: 0-2 Rep Power: 1936249	lmao @ humans being domesticated animals el pancake the poster child for suburban white ppl

07-22-2014, 05:54 AM	#48
maths debate maths da dawg Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 207 Battle Record: 0-2 Rep Power: 1936249	but word chimps are vicious little shits i saw this baboon documentary on nat geo cot damn those dirty fucks are some nasty creatures throwing feces and shit dont fight the chimp, be the chimp

07-22-2014, 01:49 PM	#51
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899385	Anything delicate on your body is getting straight ripped the fuck off by a pissed off chimp, trust. There's niggas missing their eyes, nose, mouth, dick and nuts ALL TOGETHER cause a chimp flipped on them. MMA fighters train to fight other MMA fighters, Chimps go into Hulk Smash rage mode and beat shit into pulps. You better be way strapped if one runs up on you or you are fucked.

07-22-2014, 02:09 PM	#54
dead man living Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,485 Battle Record: 33-18 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - AOWL Season 1 - Art of Writing League - AOWL Season 4 - Write Week V - GWL Season 1 Rep Power: 77606679	__________________ Zack Wicks for president

07-22-2014, 02:11 PM	#55
StarFaggot Leave you flatlined. Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 5,108 Battle Record: 12-9 Champed - Site Diss 2013 - Tag Team Tournament III Rep Power: 0	If you aren't willing to maim a chimp you should be nowhere near them. __________________ [B][CENTER][SIZE="5"] It's Aero join me at RAPBATTLES[/SIZE][/CENTER][/B]

07-22-2014, 02:26 PM	#57
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	I laughed.