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Badweather · 06-14-2014, 11:08 AM

This nigga looks like mall security, and his name is Bryce

Vulgar · 06-14-2014, 11:24 AM

This nigga look like a Bad News Bear became a Mongolian sous chef.

Vulgar · 06-14-2014, 11:28 AM

Lookin like Iran Barkley just came out of a peach tea party.

Lookin like if King Koopa was a big loser.

Lookin like his name was Templeton.

This nigga looks like he can shoot refrigerator magnets out his mouth like bullets.

He looks like Beanie Sigel was cross mutated with a sea sponge.

El Muffin · 06-14-2014, 11:29 AM

Lmfaaaaaao^

Whats with these asian themed ribs vulg? (Mongolian sous chef)

I look like I got chingchong in me?

Vulgar · 06-14-2014, 11:38 AM

Looking like he has a weak handshake.

Looking like a barricade guard from Lesbian Island.

Looking like his watch doesn't even have numbers on it, it just says G-A-Y

Chyeahhh!!! · 06-14-2014, 12:52 PM

Nigga edges his mustache in the shape of a frown

El Muffin · 06-14-2014, 01:00 PM

On god.

My stache hasnt been touched in like a month

Grows all beastlike like that my nigga

I usually have a stache similar to yours n hushes chyeah

Ion kno what they call it

Barber just trims it for me

I need haircut..long overdue

Chyeahhh!!! · 06-14-2014, 01:05 PM

FAM...you look like you walk up to random people and recite a battle verse...stare them down briefly afterwards and then just walk away

Chyeahhh!!! · 06-14-2014, 01:08 PM

This nigga looks like Badderweather

Chyeahhh!!! · 06-14-2014, 01:15 PM

Your stache don't look shit like mine. If I had a stache like yours I would talk to people with my head down. You look like you use rogain ChapStick. I bet you lip sync commercials with a cousin it accent. The hair follicles above your mouth should be studied and examined for hair loss research.

El Muffin · 06-14-2014, 01:32 PM

Fuck!

Battys here

Ohnooooo

Batty · 06-14-2014, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by big baby

THIS DUDE LOOKS LIKE HE CHASED GOLDILOCKS AROUND LMAO YOU LOOK LIKE BULBASAUR IF HE GOT TURNED INTO A HUMAN, YOU OL GEODUDE FUCKING PORCUPINE POSSUM MOTHERFUCKER. MUFF, USE SOLAR BEAM

muff: MUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFEERR BEEAAAM

DUDE YOU LOOK LIKE THE ATTACK OF THE PUFFY ASS CHEEKS omg

Looking like Dominican Republic Jack Black

Looking like a Care Bear with Down Syndrome.

this nigga uses cookies and creme mustache wax

Diddy Kong Racing face ass nigga

Lookin like Corky from Life Goes On finished dead last in a Bruno Mars look alike convention

this nigga makes mixed drinks with packets of pudding

Looks like Perry The Platypus joined Menudo

looking like he got a Tasmanian devil tattoo and he sales oranges by the overpass

Looking like the baby monkey who was homeboys with Tarzan

Looking like a Samoan Digimon

I bet this nigga smells like corn chips and desperation

nigga mustache looks like vintage Jenna Jameson pubes.

nigga got a Sheamus wrestling figure that he put in his butthole

nigga got a job folding burritos

Started off as one of the kids working in the mines in Temple of Doom

Life of Pie

Scumdog Millionaire

Looks like every minority formed one chubby zord

looking like he co-sign Captain Planet

Looking like a lesbian caveman before glasses were invented

Looking like he makes sports coats out of Llama fur in one of Kathy Lee Gifford ' s old sweat shops

Lookin like he sells weave hair at a LGBT beauty shop in Manhattan.

Lookin like a Garbage Pail Kid with type 2 diabetes

looks like he gave himself a fade with a cheese grater

Batty · 06-14-2014, 01:56 PM

Chinese Tyler Perry

Lookin like Jax from Mortal Kombat had a one night stand with a jack o lantern.

Lookin like one of Tito Jackson's kids

Nigga still trying to play GameCube games online

Looking like he brushed his hair with a brillo pad dipped in penguin after birth

Lookin like a fillipino Luis Guzman

Batty · 06-14-2014, 02:05 PM

Looking like he a boner when his uncle molested him.

Eyebrows look like 2 puma tails glued to his forehead.

Looking like a Transgender Hamtaro

Vietnamese Alphonso Rebeiro

Sewer Shark face ass nigga

Lookin like a Cuban camel embryo

Looking like he collects fingernails and teeth

Looking like a pregnant Wuzzle

Witty · 06-14-2014, 02:15 PM

Dead @Batty

And also dead @ buu absorbed Hush tag, step forward and get this rep.

El Muffin · 06-14-2014, 02:15 PM

TRANSGENDER HAMTARO

GJDGKKKFGKLGD

!!!!

El Muffin · 06-14-2014, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Witty

Dead @Batty

And also dead @ buu absorbed Hush tag, step forward and get this rep.

SURPRISE

SELF DEPRECATION FTTWWWWW

Witty · 06-14-2014, 02:18 PM

lmao repped!

NYCSPITZ · 06-14-2014, 02:20 PM

lol looks very beta with a low bank account and low-self esteem to be honest. Sorry for the honesty.

El Muffin · 06-14-2014, 02:23 PM

To the contrary my friend

I do well for myself n have narcissistic tendencies

As far as alpha beta shit....iono..I dont think likr that

06-14-2014, 11:08 AM	#41
Badweather Chillin' like FUCK!!! Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,850 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 0	This nigga looks like mall security, and his name is Bryce __________________ Chill Phil My rep hand is NOT WAY strong anymore.

06-14-2014, 11:29 AM	#44
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	Lmfaaaaaao^ Whats with these asian themed ribs vulg? (Mongolian sous chef) I look like I got chingchong in me? __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

06-14-2014, 01:00 PM	#47
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	On god. My stache hasnt been touched in like a month Grows all beastlike like that my nigga I usually have a stache similar to yours n hushes chyeah Ion kno what they call it Barber just trims it for me I need haircut..long overdue __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

06-14-2014, 01:32 PM	#51
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	Fuck! Battys here Ohnooooo __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

06-14-2014, 02:15 PM	#55
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	Dead @Batty And also dead @ buu absorbed Hush tag, step forward and get this rep. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

06-14-2014, 11:24 AM	#42
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	This nigga look like a Bad News Bear became a Mongolian sous chef.

06-14-2014, 11:28 AM	#43
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	Lookin like Iran Barkley just came out of a peach tea party. Lookin like if King Koopa was a big loser. Lookin like his name was Templeton. This nigga looks like he can shoot refrigerator magnets out his mouth like bullets. He looks like Beanie Sigel was cross mutated with a sea sponge.

06-14-2014, 11:38 AM	#45
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	Looking like he has a weak handshake. Looking like a barricade guard from Lesbian Island. Looking like his watch doesn't even have numbers on it, it just says G-A-Y

06-14-2014, 12:52 PM	#46
Chyeahhh!!! Saul Paul Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: remote location with a remote weapon station Posts: 6,398 Battle Record: 16-26 Rep Power: 1663351	Nigga edges his mustache in the shape of a frown

06-14-2014, 01:05 PM	#48
Chyeahhh!!! Saul Paul Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: remote location with a remote weapon station Posts: 6,398 Battle Record: 16-26 Rep Power: 1663351	FAM...you look like you walk up to random people and recite a battle verse...stare them down briefly afterwards and then just walk away

06-14-2014, 01:08 PM	#49
Chyeahhh!!! Saul Paul Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: remote location with a remote weapon station Posts: 6,398 Battle Record: 16-26 Rep Power: 1663351	This nigga looks like Badderweather

06-14-2014, 01:15 PM	#50
Chyeahhh!!! Saul Paul Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: remote location with a remote weapon station Posts: 6,398 Battle Record: 16-26 Rep Power: 1663351	Your stache don't look shit like mine. If I had a stache like yours I would talk to people with my head down. You look like you use rogain ChapStick. I bet you lip sync commercials with a cousin it accent. The hair follicles above your mouth should be studied and examined for hair loss research.

06-14-2014, 01:56 PM	#53
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899385	Chinese Tyler Perry Lookin like Jax from Mortal Kombat had a one night stand with a jack o lantern. Lookin like one of Tito Jackson's kids Nigga still trying to play GameCube games online Looking like he brushed his hair with a brillo pad dipped in penguin after birth Lookin like a fillipino Luis Guzman

06-14-2014, 02:05 PM	#54
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899385	Looking like he a boner when his uncle molested him. Eyebrows look like 2 puma tails glued to his forehead. Looking like a Transgender Hamtaro Vietnamese Alphonso Rebeiro Sewer Shark face ass nigga Lookin like a Cuban camel embryo Looking like he collects fingernails and teeth Looking like a pregnant Wuzzle

06-14-2014, 02:18 PM	#58
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	lmao repped! __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

06-14-2014, 02:20 PM	#59
NYCSPITZ SYRACUSE Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,031 Battle Record: 31-37 Champed - Write Night II - Alias Topical Tournament Rep Power: 4743547	lol looks very beta with a low bank account and low-self esteem to be honest. Sorry for the honesty. __________________ UNIFIED THEORY

06-14-2014, 02:23 PM	#60
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	To the contrary my friend I do well for myself n have narcissistic tendencies As far as alpha beta shit....iono..I dont think likr that __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople Last edited by El Muffin; 06-14-2014 at 02:25 PM.