ITT i predict what kind of person you are based on your car

[bleak]

The honda would drag any Taurus in history across any finish line.

[super pimp trillionaire]

Look for a well kept sho and a good stretch of road and find out

[bleak]

Originally Posted by NAQ

Look for a well kept sho and a good stretch of road and find out

[Plot]

Winnebago with a meth lab in the back (hidden by plastic sheeting)

[super pimp trillionaire]

Gahead... Lemme know what happens...

[uh-oh]

i whip a shitty plymouth neon. dont know the year. its whatever year that plymouth made neons and not dodge or chrysler or whatever. there all the same but you get me

shits dead right now gotta get a battery. and when it isnt dead, i can only drive it for like 20 minutes before i gotta let it sit for 2 hours and cool down or else my whole car will explode probably. a million things wrong with it basically but its good enough to get back and forth to a job when i get one lol

i touch two wires together to start it. just a random fact. not stolen. i have the keys. i turn the key, and then touch the wires together. no stereo in it

HOODMOBILE

[Allen Knight]

Originally Posted by Bags

I predict allen is a white trash fagg0t cuz his car is his house.

Now i bid u all adieu

dont hate cuz i got the freshest whip on the board
nigga u want all the specs an mods i can grant u that one wish u piece of shit
an i will post middle finger pics wit it

[Sharp]

heelies

[TYSON]

Where the damn predictions????

[Split]

Originally Posted by TYSON

Where the damn predictions????

im writing them now lol

[Split]

Originally Posted by Cashius

13 Explorer XLT Black

interesting. you're white??? definitely did a team sport in high school, low key. I think crew. you're not the smoking type and you drink casually at parties. but you prefer small gatherings to parties. you had a COD phase but generally don't like video games. Ya wore Old Navy/ Gap three years too long. You got excused for the Sexuality Unit in health class, never missed homeroom. you're a good tipper at restaurants but not for delivery folk. Favorite board game: Sorry! you've cried watching Rudy and didn't cry at the end of Forrest Gump, fuckin monstrosity. You dont get in peoples way on the road, but do everyone a favor and stop doing full stops at stop signs tho its annoying as fuck

Originally Posted by Destroyer

'06 Acura RSX type S

haha. it's definitely silver with the black interior, bone stock, automatic. garage kept and mechanic-maintained. you change lanes quickly and are prone to road rage but you don't ever act on it. you speed 10 mph over the limit in your immediate area and no more, no less. you're a natural at disc golf, but decided it wasnt a hobby worth persuing. lost your virginity at a yearbook meeting, and asked her to prom right after. you break out the GPS whenever possible. You avoid barber shops and corndogs. you're afraid of the ocean and prefer Coke over Pepsi, Pesi is watered down. When you get bad service at a Dept store you never go back under any circumstances. Youre a sucker for seltzer water and craft IPAs.

Originally Posted by bleak

'92 civic hatch

mostly stock matte black

nigga i seen it, its cherry red w/ primer highlights.

casual sports fan because you're more a fan of the sports themselves. Tennis in high school, didn't shave before your senior pic and wore a snap. You don't like cats because you feel threatened by their indifferent closeness. Reddit user. Closet minecraft fan. Good taste in women but always go for random hookups. That car might be a manual, but you don't enjoy the art, you see it as a means instead of the medium. in fact, you're a path of least resistance type person... rather sit and weigh your options than make the obvious tough choice. Your car alone is at least one of your Facebook pictures. When Steve Irwin died you were secretly ambivalent. You've never done a body shot w/ a random girl. You're bad at driving in the snow for sure, try to go for more degrees of freedom in your breaking technique. Best beatboxer in the neighborhood. You think graphic Tees are retro and have a Mugen R sticker on your rear windshield. Have read all of XKCD. Uncomfortable cussing.

Originally Posted by TYSON

White 1986 monti carlo

when life gives u lemons u buy them off craigslist and wish u hadnt. you've had this car 7+ years. you've been using the same inspection sticker for 4 ever since Jose at Gulf caught u tryna fill up ur spare for free. your favorite comedy of all time is Joe Dirt. closed the rips in the leather w/ gum. definitely afraid of snakes. you used to own a BMX bike and had multiple pizza birthday parties. when you go to casinos, its straight to roullette tables. you think Jean Claude Van Damme was the best fighter to ever live. back in school you used to bully kids w/ metal lunchboxes. favorite beer: keystone ice. favorite college sports team: "anyone whos gonna beat Duke." youre a good driver but a terrible parker.

Originally Posted by Devil's Reject

99' Delta 88

Black w/ black leather interior.

Loll this is definitely a Strikta car. at least one TapOut tshirt owned. ur cars a mess on the inside but clean on the outside and dont listen to driver distraction laws at all. also your whip's a shopping cart magnet. your mom helped you on book reports a lot and helped you get A's. You could put away a 20 pack of SLim Jims, easy, if you had enough hot sauce. History was ur best subject. You gotta smart phone but type like you still use T9 word. most of your car's problems could be fixed w/ a suspension refresh and a new alternator, Im guessing. You hated Scarface and wont tell anyone. You help the elderly sometimes. you havent sprung for an audio system yet but trust when i say its worth it. no one thinks its fucking funny when you take up 2.5 parking spaces at Champs. Js.

Originally Posted by Knucklehead

08 Hyundai Sonata and 12 Dodge RAM 2500 both black on black, only leather in the sonata though

has bought every NHL, NBA 2K and Madden since '05. owns a "man-cave" with sign. wears reading glasses to do his TurboTaxes and owns at least one actual PDA.

bench player for every sport in high school except the one u did 3 years of... ya got good hand-eye but bad reflexes. Considers a cooler an ok chair for a dinner party. you never forgave yourself for what you did to the 4th grade gerbil. the look in its eyes, right before. not even a tombstone...

u'd be a good driver except you like to have one hand on the top of the wheel and you put the seat too far back. you don't check your blind spots, you just change lanes quickly. You're about as useful a wingman to ur best friend as Goose was to Tom Cruise, except when he crashed thru the canopy he didn't end up at the parapalegic table at Rainforest Cafe wearing one of those little kid gorilla masks. you think soap bars are gross and only use Old Spice bodywash. Whole wheat is less disgusting than u think dont be such a stein.

Originally Posted by c.d.m.

2010 challenger

o word. orange, racing stripe, second largest rim option and regular buckets. nonsmoker, nondrinker. Buys organic. Your guilty pleasures: asian women, CoolTools and boat shoes. you gotta hotel nightstand bible relationship w/ god because you think it's mutual, and also this explains your general disdain for pedestrians and drivers who dont stop for them. except you. you have nothing in your glovebox except the owner's manual, registration, a set of driving gloves and a full first aid kit complete with sewing needle and stitches. You plan on making your kids play baseball and intend to build them a treehouse despite not knowing how. maybe if you bought some of the neighbor's lemonade from their stand instead of rolling up your window, they'd stop leaving Vin Diesel memes in ur mailbox.

Originally Posted by Immaculate

'04 Black Subaru.

you bought this car pre-owned, you don't like the new car smell. you drive w/ your purse on the center console and constantly have to catch it from falling. Thank ur lucky stars this wasnt a Legacy hatch. um, your steering technique is bad because your seat is too low. put ur arms out so your wrists lie on the top of the wheel, and if your elbows bend a lil bit, perfect. adjust + .34 rad for breastage. Seatbelt protector? Cmon. take off the fucking bumper sticker, immaculate.
if you checked your tire pressure more, driving on the highway wouldnt be such a nightmare for you. 33 Psi cold unless you whip. also getting the feeling that you dont feel safe in the passenger seat, ever. You have stickers on your sunvisors and keep Crocs in the trunk for beach days. 34DD? good, im glad. You're good at pong but pick shitty partners, and u have terrible taste in condoms (no puns) and the basket by the guest bed is a really bad look.

Originally Posted by trap

13 Hyundai Elantra.

weird yo. failed your driver's test once because your parents only took you out a couple times. if you coulda changed one thing about school, it woulda been being friends with a wider variety of circles, but ur too loyal. picked chorus over art in middle school (SMH).
you havent seen a movie in theatres for years. Also youre one of them dudes that puts the toilet paper roll on upside down, too. You're terrible at Monopoly, dont spread out your damn properties so much. under the table deals are what the game's about. owns a Prima game guide for every game he owns. Surprisingly good at basketball but only in 1v1. Only wears Puma shoes. you've never used a car scent tree and your beige interior smells faintly of BO. Argyle socks on deck but they look fly. pays in exact change everywhere.

Originally Posted by Allen Knight

09 G37 S with a GTM twin turbo kit stage 1 lil sumthin sumthin

Word we finally have a nice whip. gimme your full upgrades list, i know youre a BMW Tech.

anyways. Hashtags on FaceBook and actively comment in groups like "I <3 black girls" and "Like to bring back the George Lopez Show!!"

you wish your car had more precise steering, its the low profile tires. Your best game as a kid at recess was wiffleball, as an outfielder. you dont believe in jesus but have a jesus chain, you only own black dress shirts and ur favorite movie is Inside Man. Your first car was definitely a Pontiac 2 door. Beats by Dre are shitty headphones u shouldnt have bought into the hype. You were dope @ volleyball in gym class and even shaved ur kneecaps for the kneepads. Owns every DVD of Entourage and has a Scarface poster in his room. Yo use too much hair gel im guessing. you drive like a dick but dont get in crashes. your fridge is stocked w/ Vitamin Waters or something equally tasteless tho step that snack game up.

[KennyCerealBowl]

Lmfaoooooo ! knucklehead gerbils my nigga you srs.

[super pimp trillionaire]

In. Tbfair and accurate, here is a small car history...
Current 99 V s70 t5, previous N quest, D neon, M mpv, D dynasty, N maxima...

Always prefer to walk in good weather and relatively short distance
Go

[veritas]

I give this a golf clap

[Split]

Originally Posted by Artemus

2004 Yota Highlander, limited edition

car bought entirely on the recommendation of his full-time gardener neighbor. center console stacked w/ Enya CDs and straw rappers. can usually be found either buffing the LE badge or reading PC Magazine trying to find out how to get cable thru his USB port. there's a HAM radio mounted on the left A-pillar and flip-up Ave's in the special glasses holder. serviced every 2,500 km by certified Toyota techs, and is registered on ToyoPride.com's forums where he moderates the all-weather mats discussion lounge

sorry Art... toyotas are soccer dad cars, unless its pimed/ beat. :/

Originally Posted by KennyCerealBowl

Tony Hawk Pro skateboard

yikes. terrible taste in skateboards my dude.

can usually be found dropping in on his neighbor's 1/4 pipe with full protective gear. Has one of those special backpacks that lets u carry ur skateboard. Bought to match his velcro Vans and Hawk (R) apparel. at school dances usually buys Air Heads and makes repeated trips to the water fountain, taking a diff route each time

Originally Posted by Whys Ways

target shopping cart with cardboard sail

red on brown tbe.

lmao

argues over the price of pears in the express line. used to shop at K-Mart till they told him there were no triforce shards in the basement. as a child, organized his Legos by net weight cross-sorted by color. his parents haven't seen him since he lost the excel spreadsheet legend and force fed his entire Dragon Defense Tower set to their golden lab. wrote his college acceptance essay on his favorite flavor lava lamp, and now calls the dean of VTech Ganondorf

Originally Posted by Adonis

Scion XD

Black whip
Black rims

Ringtone: "Gimme that filet of fish". probably very conscious of social issues. considered a PepBoys "regular". decent driver but annoyingly proud of his brand. The first to suggest drunk Taco Bell runs and never drives, makes his br0s chip gas money on supermarket runs. does highway fly-bys of nicer cars and uploads to Facebook. avid fan of Psyche, Bones, and CSI: Miami. has a MS Word doc filled w/ anecdotes and analogies to use on kids, one of which replaces birds and the bees w/ a PowerPoint presentation of the plot for the first season of Knight Rider.

Originally Posted by SpookyDeep

M3 Coupe...

actually a BMW 318is sittin on hankooks and stolen BBS 17"s, M series bodykit from Chinese eBay. full limo tint, cut springs, and one Recaro seat with original BMW seatbelt. Never shifts before redline, ever. once robbed a Family Dollar with a spiderman mask and a letter opener. oil never changed, and replaced the spare tire compartment with the safe he stole from Family Dollar for his extensive Euro league soccer jerseys. sells cigs to middle schoolers, rerolled with Swisher guts. has two misdemeanors on his rap sheet for violating building codes with his homemade tunnel that goes from his apartment building's basement to Footlocker's

Originally Posted by jesuits

that shit won't even get you to the shelter..

just in the process of buying a BMW 120i 11, m sport and putting in with friends on a vw van, hence why I've downgraded car a little.

better not be the liftback

always adjusts driving settings manually before leaving park. never uses turn signals because it makes the iDrive espresso pressurizer reverse polarity. Full racing lines on the roundabouts. Black leather open finger racing gloves, plastic mats still on floor of car. any given conversation within 50ft of the garage includes the at least one of the phrases "Teutonic, double-clutch, finesse, technician, driver's car". since its purchase, has exchanged flannel shirts for Polo and Burberry cologne for Ralph Lauren. no kids are allowed under any circumstances. picks up 2.5x more girls than friends, all bilingual graduate students. window shops in SkyMall. Nurburgring tattoo on ankle. uses his bike to pick up groceries, go to work, and if the dew point isnt between 50-75 deg

Originally Posted by NAQ

Taurus is a top ten sleeper, fuck with a well kept SHO and be surprised. Like 3hun hp or somethin

this is true, especially in terms of engine vs chassis

Originally Posted by bleak

A Cavalier can be a pretty decent car.

This is very false. everything after 2G is trash. shittiest transaxle ever, nonturbo I4, the wheelbase of a glorified lawnmower and wheelhop upwards of probs 200hp. 6500 RPM redline lols

Originally Posted by bleak

The honda would drag any Taurus in history across any finish line.

1) VTEC is garbage
2) FWD is trash for drag
3) no

Originally Posted by Dystopian

Winnebago with a meth lab in the back (hidden by plastic sheeting)

a fine upstanding citizen

Originally Posted by uh-oh

i whip a shitty plymouth neon. dont know the year. its whatever year that plymouth made neons and not dodge or chrysler or whatever. there all the same but you get me

shits dead right now gotta get a battery. and when it isnt dead, i can only drive it for like 20 minutes before i gotta let it sit for 2 hours and cool down or else my whole car will explode probably. a million things wrong with it basically but its good enough to get back and forth to a job when i get one lol

i touch two wires together to start it. just a random fact. not stolen. i have the keys. i turn the key, and then touch the wires together. no stereo in it

HOODMOBILE

yeah i know that car hah. im not sure what to add other than if i saw that cruising down the street, im guessing it would be going to either Wheel of Fortune auditions or to Market Basket to spend cigarette change on Keno

Originally Posted by Sharp Nine

heelies

wears square glasses. makes "Lets Plays" for Spider Solitaire and puts em up on YouTube under the username XxRaGeBeserKer779xX. diet is entirely chicken nuggets, Fig Newtons and gluten free nilla wafers (vanilla flavors give you tremors). Packs his lunch to his Arma 3 clan meetings, and owns three fedoras with "anonymous" written in 1's and 0's. greases the wheels with hypoallergenic cocoa butter

Originally Posted by Badi Alii

99 taurus, gray

ford taurus pull up
everybody runnnnn
white girl jumps out
pointin wit er gunn

no offense. but that is the definition of "lunch lady car." one second youre bumpin Ras Kass and nodding at black folks at intersections, the next you're bumping kids to the end for cutting into the sloppy joe line w/o milk money

[RPK]

2002 Audi A6

[KennyCerealBowl]

I don't need fucking car or skateboard I bounce around my balls like Stan Marsh

[bleak]

This is very false. everything after 2G is trash. shittiest transaxle ever, nonturbo I4, the wheelbase of a glorified lawnmower and wheelhop upwards of probs 200hp. 6500 RPM redline lols

rofl true, but in comparison to a whorus?

1) VTEC is garbage
2) FWD is trash for drag
3) no

1) smh
2) My front tires alone would pull a Taurus
3) yes.
@Split

nigga i seen it, its cherry red w/ primer highlights.

painted it

btw ROFL at this entire thread, well done.

[~RustyGunZ~]

@Split

pretty accurate to me a few years ago other than the gerbil and whole wheat, now less so on the hockey bro shit

[Chyeahhh!!!]

04 Chevy tahoe z71 grille guard custom winch reinforced quarter panels light guards enhanced flood lights.cold air intake with mag flow.dual exhaust fuel hatch carriage and I'm looking to get the engine equipped with a flood.valve.intake.dispensor ever seen the.movie.ranges.peak with the red.suburban .......yep oh and.the.under carriage has a full custom scrape guard for.all the important Shit. I know.what type of.person I am. I'm a survivalist