Post your first ever battle verse and your most recent

[bleak]

My first battle included a punch like this, paraphrased because I can't find it.

vs. INK
You're not tough, filler, something like soft as free throws.
In the hood, we call straps ball points, and you'll get INK'd up like OFFICE DEPOT

ether.

[namix]

lol - there are some flashes of genuine skill hidden among the expected pitfalls even the illest of us have in the early days.

@Orc - I'd STILL collab with that version of you haha...



Wordplay, if its not the truth dont stretch it.

[Dominate]

Originally Posted by Orc

Through My Chisiled Body...

... His Magic Broadsword Quivering,

Originally Posted by Bags

that thing reads like aincient mythological soft porn

Lmaoooooo

I remember that battle we had Orc... that was far from your first though wasn't it? When did you start? And I remember Zulou as well... he was a cool guy, he didn't pop up on Netcees any time lately did he?

[Orc]

Originally Posted by Dominate

Lmaoooooo

I remember that battle we had Orc... that was far from your first though wasn't it? When did you start? And I remember Zulou as well... he was a cool guy, he didn't pop up on Netcees any time lately did he?

It was 2007 haha startd in 06. Second oldest verse I cud find. Was zu on ncs? I cant remember

[Objective]

Wow.. I went to a norwegian board and found a battleverse I wrote in '06. Didn't even know I started to write that early. It was brief anyways since I got banned for some reason. Don't know why I got banned, haha. Beware, my knowledge in the english language was extremely bad back then as well.. Here it is;

mms aka to slow for me, but still so kind,
when i see your rhymes i wish i could hit rewind,
beat me? are you out your mind?
flamethrower under your bed its nothing,
under my bed i got 6 bodys layin there rotting.
stop your rhymes, their wack and disturbed,
when im finnished with you, your spine will be 90 degrees curved,
you should be ashamed for the texts youve just served.
hangin on the net all the time, youll get stampled as nerd,
this verse rolled you up and smoked you like a little piece of herb.

Holy fuck, if there was a time machine I'd go back in time to slap myself for posting that shit. I'm still wack at battle rap tho', but at least it's not that painful. My most recent battleverse (from 2012 and I'll probably long for another time machine when I read this post in a few years);

This is the situation; hiphop is math and you can't solve the equation,
Crying to sleep pondering; ''Why can't I excel when Pokemons evolve on occasion?''
With your family memories you're the ressurrection of lame guys,
Still rocking the same lies, Ray knows how dancing to FAME dies.
Stop being a geek, survive without internet for a week, the world is unique young gun!
Don't be a freak, you don't have to leak estrogen fueled raps to speak to someone.
The world is crazy but the moon stays in place, the human race works in many ways,
break outta your puberty phase, experience unity, grace, elevate skills, friends, sun sets beautiful days.
You don't believe me cuz you're stuck in a loop of mediocre food you bought from coupons,
You're stuck in a elementary level but dropped off the periodic table like broken neutrons.
It's a long shot but if you want to damage MC's you're better off practicing voodoo,
I'm not alone sayng that it's embarrassing to live on the same earth that you do.

[Vinzr]

Cant seem to find my first ever battle but this one was one about a few months after i joined my first ever text site and started battling


"All talk but no action clearly on his page there’s nothing written
When we talkin about Ghouls... this guy clearly aims low with ‘em
I ain’t surprised Ghoul is hated coz this bitch probably gets hit everyday
So when we saying F G...we really mean we wanna kick him away
He’s a trick...if he was to perform ‘em he’d dig up stunts from the grave
Cause if we talkin’ about facts... then G-forces punches that are played
Bitch is tryna get custody but gets declined and they refuse to pick up the phone
Like Ghoul in a haunted house...the only kids he scared away were literally his own
We aint seen enough since every time he battles he shows the worst of bars
I google’d Ghoulsand I got a quick fright... from how bad his verses are"

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[Dominate]

@Orc I think he posted there a couple times... he never stuck around for long

[El Muffin]

MY MAGIC BROADSWORD IS QUIVERING

HAHAHAHA those words> this thread entirely

[Orc]

Originally Posted by Muff

MY MAGIC BROADSWORD IS QUIVERING

HAHAHAHA those words> this thread entirely

hahaha