It's No Man's Sky launch day.

[Split Eight]

Originally Posted by veritas

Just named a location. "Kevin Nash's quad pill depot"

lmao!

I will find the Netcees planet

[veritas]

Fine. But dibs on the colavito scumbag system

For real I mean it split. Dibs. Calling it. Called it.

Agreed?

[Witty]

Um wot y are we creating worlds now?

I didn't read the thread, or I did and forgot.

Are we Gods now?

[Witty]

I realise I could just read the thread.

I won't tho.

I will not.

[veritas]

@Split Eight

I need you to confirm me calling it.

[Split Eight]

I know you do, champ. It's all yours

[uh-oh]

should i be putoff by all these not recommended reviews?

i literally had to scroll through like 45 steam reviews to find one that was positive, and that one was basically saying its a great game for a team of 15 people. everyone else is hating, seems like alot of peoples pc's struggle and those who don't seem to think its just the same shit over and over just colored different lol

i was about to buy it but now im hesitant. i'll wait till there is a big steam sale

[Diode]

Originally Posted by uh-oh

should i be putoff by all these not recommended reviews?

i literally had to scroll through like 45 steam reviews to find one that was positive, and that one was basically saying its a great game for a team of 15 people. everyone else is hating, seems like alot of peoples pc's struggle and those who don't seem to think its just the same shit over and over just colored different lol

i was about to buy it but now im hesitant. i'll wait till there is a big steam sale

PC release has driver issues.

[Split Eight]

not worth $60. Still amazing tho

[Witty]

Somebody needs to explain this to me like the retarded child I am.

[Split Eight]

Originally Posted by Witty

Somebody needs to explain this to me like the retarded child I am.

no! Focus on raising your child into a little textcee

Also what's his first name?

[uh-oh]

so i bought it LOL FUCK IT

downloading now. i got a pretty new card (980 ti) and found a review with someone with the same shit i got who had no problems running it so i'll give it a shot.

the amount of money i blow on video games is ridiculous. if i can't get into it i'll try and get a steam refund lol

[uh-oh]

Originally Posted by Witty

Somebody needs to explain this to me like the retarded child I am.

to my understanding its a game where you travel a universe and land on planets and then search the planet for life and minerals to upgrade your shit and move around in space to continue to do this? im not sure about storyline and missions yet. once i play it i can come back with more details

[Witty]

Originally Posted by Split Eight

no! Focus on raising your child into a little textcee

Also what's his first name?

His name is Alfie. He will be the Messiah of Netcees. Just when you think it's dead, he will come...and he will have been trained. I promise he will be the second coming of text battling.

[Witty]

Originally Posted by uh-oh

to my understanding its a game where you travel a universe and land on planets and then search the planet for life and minerals to upgrade your shit and move around in space to continue to do this? im not sure about storyline and missions yet. once i play it i can come back with more details

Sounds awesome, I await your update with much anticipation.

[Split Eight]

Awwww
That's cute

[Witty]

Yeah he also never sleeps and nearly shit on my hand 10 minutes ago.

[Split Eight]

STILL CUTE

[Greed]

Played it for 5 minutes. Controls pissed me off.

[uh-oh]

so i played for about 30 minutes.

starts out, it looks like i've crash landed in a crater of sorts on some weird planet with iron rocks everywhere, i open some crates and boxes and find things i can't pronounce. I decide to name this planet "Shabatzlan" and the system "dagodzlan" i proceed to start blasting all the iron rocks with my mining gun to collect iron assuming i need it. i hear a weird buzzing and see some flying sentry robot looking at me. i decide to shoot it to oblivion with my mining laser gun. i kill it. i proceed to continue blasting rocks in my vicinity. out comes three more robot things. seems they are the protectors of iron rocks or some shit. why they want to bother me i dunno. i try to kill them but i get murked. i was alive for a whole 3 minutes. i respawn and collect my iron. now i am wary of these things. they spot me, i run out of mining gun ammo/charge and die again. i have now died twice in the first 10 minutes. so much for a relaxing exploration gaming experience. i havent gone 100 feet from my ship and i'm dead twice.

i decide to listen to this tutorial orb thing and see i need to make things for my ship. i need heridium. i see a marker and decide heading toward it. it is 10 minutes away. I start my journey out of the crater and see a weird world of ball trees and platinum flowers, i collect shit and fill my inventory. recharge my shit. continue to collect shit avoiding sentry robots, find some dinosaur goats and decide to kill them and they give me more iron. i don't need more iron i was hoping for some space meat. i chased one down to try to feed it iron to no avail, i've already sent my iron to the ship. smh. after the longest boringest 10 minutes i get to the heridium. i collect a shitload of it and start my journey back. i find an old abandoned outpost but i can't pick anything up because my inventories full. i decide to blow shit up since i have a blaster gun. this brings sentry robots who kill me again. i decide fuck it let me get back to the ship. it turned into me basically watching a timer go down 1 second at a time. 7:34 till arrival. 7:33. 7:32, etc.

i was sufficiently bored and closed out.

all in all VERY boring. I want cheat codes so i can expand my inventory. i want to collect everything. you can't really. i feel like i'm gonna need all this shit but i don't need it now. etc.

i want to give this a fair shot though, so i will descend back into shabatzlan shortly and try to fix my ship.