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Y'all fucking soft
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This thread further cements the undeniable fact in my brain.
that all of these cats tryna be hard on the internet, tough guys, evil, wicked..... I would completly obliterate them. the only thing that stops me is that I am trying to be good. Trying to change. None on you lack my will for action. My resolve. Know this. Thank you for participating.
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Self centered faggot rears its bald head
Ur not special Stronger or smarter Ur not even important enough for half the site to play along
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Wrong. I am. I see that now.
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no no no...you are a scared and hurt child.
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Explain your family life growing up james
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I just posted 3 paragraphs an lost it
Not typing again Basically a giant fat chick picked me up drunk from a party an I punched her in the face on the ride home. |
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Punch me like one of your little French girls
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Dr. Dog,
Did you feel shame for crying about being bullied?
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I legit punched a mouthy bitch to the floor once, picked up her flip flops or w/e that had fell off her feet and threw them over a wall so she would have to walk home barefoot
as I walked away her friend shouted "she's pregnant you fucking prick" coldest moment of my life she shouldn't have been squaring up to me knowing she was pregnant though
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Her face alone weighed more then u Dr dog
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I have a great story about a time I punched a chick in the face. I may share.
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Me n my girl got in a heated argument one time while I was on the juice so I shoved her head in the freezer n told her to chill out. Def not my greatest moment
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aight so it was in undergrad. I was chilling in the lobby watching dragon ball z after class one early afternoon. I was high. because I was always back then, no hush-mo. so my old nokia celly rings. I answer. it is my boy Rob Leymen. He was a stoner dude from Cali who got hit by a car and it kinda made him like Zelph. He was always in an adventure it seemed like.....like always some strange ish rigiht>
so he says, "Yo Murph...get over to my room, right now, you aint gonna believe this." I say alright. I finish watching the show then walk over. I walk in and I see Rob standing there inbetween two broads. he is smiling like the cheshire cat. One girl is big. one is little, like Dr. Dog with a wig. at any rate, I am thinking I am fixing to smash a broad, but then Rob turns to the big girl and says tell him she steps up and explains that they are from Arizona and that they were suppossed to be selling magazine subscriptions for their pimp, but they spent all the money on meth....so they needed us to bruise their faces because they were going to tell the pimp that they were robbed of the money lol. the whole time Rob is like nodding "yeah yeah" lolz so I pull over to Rob and I am like for real>> he is like yeah man. we gotta help him. so we agree. we rock scissor paper for the big girl, because neither of us want to break the little girl's face because the big girl's face had some substantiative weight to it. I get the petite girl. so Rob and I agree to count to 3 and swing. We count to 3 and I swing, but I lose my nerve and sort of angle downward and take some heat off. I end up punching the poor girl awkwardly like half on her jawline, and the other half the top of her neck. kinda like edward norton first hitting Tyler Durden the first time (or did he? swidt?) at any rate she like whimpers and grabs her neck.... at like two seconds later Rob lays into the big girl. SMACKOW! SOUNDING LIKE THE EFFECTS FROM THE OLD BATMAN TELEVISION SHOW. big girl goes stumbling back and almost flops over onto Rob's bed. I am speechless.... and now, no lie...the little girl walks back up to me and says, and I quote: "I want that." so i switch it up to my left hand, because I am left handed and I knock the pussy lips off of her soul. She crumples. I thought I had killed her. she eventually regains her legs and embraces me. Whispering in my ear the whole time : "Thank you. Thank you." They then leave. Rob and I smoke a blunt. Optimo, with the crack filter removed. becuase I was a true G. LAter i was going to the gym and I saw those two broads splashing around in puddles under a bridge and tearing their clothes up, making themselves look more dirty. I never forgot this.
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Never hit a woman except the one with the textbook but she was more of a creature
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See my story. It was the right thing to do. But still shame.
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De ja vu
We had this thread I just remembered cuz I just re remembered my biological dad making me shoot homeless ppl with a pump action pellet gun So yea I think I also posted about the time my whole school jumped 1 kid and I think I broke his shin Whatever
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I once beat the shit out of a guy so i could get suspended from school to have a few free days to play GTA San Andreas.
I also once stabbed a guy.
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