Yall ever had an ex gf? (Or bf @fresh @barcotic)

[~RustyGunZ~]

There's one

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Yeah you double up on t shirts and wear your cap backwards I'm outta here


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[Cred]

I got thickest n rawest chick if we wanna get technical on gfs my ncg's

[~RustyGunZ~]

Originally Posted by Zelphish

Yeah you double up on t shirts and wear your cap backwards I'm outta here


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09 was a different time for me

I'm not proud

but also that's a sox jersey not a second t shirt lol

you don't know the struggles of ny winter fella

[8===D~~~~(}:]

Originally Posted by Knucklehead

09 was a different time for me

I'm not proud

but also that's a sox jersey not a second t shirt lol

you don't know the struggles of ny winter fella

Ooooo that's back in 09 you shoulda said so, your drobe is excused then. I think I doubled up on t's back then too.

[Motherly Wisdom]

It's a sad day when men brag about their women on a forum. Though in reference to the title I did once meet this man named fresh... he tried to get me to do the horizontal hokey-pokey with him. I promptly refused and he wept with the fury of twenty six pink rainbows.

As for my woman... I in all honesty am not at all proud of her. I just keep her around for sex and cleaning, I could care less if she gets set on fire. Raped or cheating, no since I am a man and I want my possessions to be only mine. But if she were to crash a car (that isn't mine, I'd be furious if bitch crashed my car) and flutter to the great garage in the sky I would mourn by drinking a quart of ale and convincing some fortunate woman that doing the boing bump will prove therapeutic to me and temporarily life-improving to her.

But I have deviated from the original topic: if I had an ex who had a skilled vagina/butt in regards to yanking the pleasure from my fatherhood wand and she seeked a sideways sparring session I would likely oblige and then steal something of material value afterwards because I do believe I should be getting compensated for my time.

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Why thank you father, finally a post pertaining to the OP

[~RustyGunZ~]

please tell me the greatfather or w/e from rb hasn't arrived to NC

the scrolls have prophesied the time he would come and we will be burned to death

[Motherly Wisdom]

The Great Father was a hero to all. I simply thought he was a swell guy.

No, I'm just here to occasionally drop a drunk open mic and to incite the flames of intellectual exploration.

Oh, and I hear some man-fucking freak named Veritas is here that has tried to steal my gimmick unsuccessfully when he isn't offering to sing and act and live showtunes for $6 an hour. He is MacDowells Hamburger Eatery, I am McDonalds.

RB was loaded with people who couldn't win rap battles against a true hero.

Oh, and I heard there was another impostor on here as well.

[El Muffin]

Originally Posted by Knucklehead

please tell me the greatfather or w/e from rb hasn't arrived to NC

the scrolls have prophesied the time he would come and we will be burned to death

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@Fatherly Wisdom can you plz explain this..

[Motherly Wisdom]

Originally Posted by Zelphish

@Fatherly Wisdom can you plz explain this..

This sort of an issue is one that is generally one where the initial expression is one of shock, but in this case it is disappointment. As in disappointment that I knew this day would come where he would begin his plummet into womanhood.
First it was the sass, then the overuse of "lol" and "kthxbai"... over-immersion into the "textcee" culture to where he believed it would earn him a paycheck and spicy men was a huge red flag.

But this now where he's biting Bruce Jenner? He should be banned from the right to live for biting.

[Hush]

Wow this thread is pure trash and shit posting

[Motherly Wisdom]

So men talking about desiring a unilateral or divergent sex life with females is something you find makes you uncomfortable? Would you care to discuss why this is?

[Split Eight]

ayo

why is muff posting in this thread with anything other than "no" and leaving?

did I misread the title?

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@Fatherly Wisdom sometimes this guy hush gets a bit cranky when he hasn't had his daily dose of spermicide soup. Can't blame him though, he has curly hair.
@Dr Dog you are indeed a lmao

[Destroyer]

zelph the gayest nigga to post here since that dude who was literally gay and wrote an OM about how he was persecuted

[8===D~~~~(}:]

Originally Posted by Destroyer

zelph the gayest nigga to post here since that dude who was literally gay and wrote an OM about how he was persecuted

Am I the only one here that isn't offended about the discussion of females as objects?

I must be gay for loving women. Damn des you're so right

[Motherly Wisdom]

I too prefer women as sexual objects, does this make me "gay" now? Because from what I recalled, gay is used to a man who likes to engage in sexual congress with men who are also male and/or who utilizes feminine characteristics at allure males.

I am a man and I only have sex with women, and I do this because my powerful masculine body demands I do so. So does this make me gay now, or do I need to start screwing bros to be "not gay"? Can someone tell me when the rules were rewritten?

[Destroyer]

so you have two accounts?