YOU MIGHT BE A DIRT PERSON IF: - Page 3

Inno · 11-11-2014, 09:24 PM

I live for my tax return tho.

I smoke weed.

I dont remember the rest of the list.

im happy tho. you seem backed up. like 3 week old porta john backed up.

enjoy life brah.

Strikta · 11-11-2014, 10:28 PM

Shut the fuck up, pussy.

E Tha Real · 11-12-2014, 01:58 AM

You might be a dirt person if.....

If you re-gift sentimental items from family to friends

If you put pictures of your family in frames only when they visit

If you get 20% coupons from bed bath and beyond from your neighbors mailbox or trash

If you learn your friends netflix password and use it, never to pay them and add shit to their queue aswell x2 dirtbag

If you send back seafood and say its too fishy.

Hush · 11-12-2014, 08:05 AM

No way this dude fucks regularly

Objective · 11-12-2014, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by VERITAS

you are over 25 and still smoke weed

you do not have reliable transportation (only because public transportation is unreliable every now and then. I honestly have no need for a car though. There's times where it would be useful, but for the most part it's no bigge so why would I spend 4-6k on the license and another 10 on a car along with tax +++ that adds another 0.5-5k a year on something I don't really need?)

you have a felony conviction (I don't know about this one, got literally caught red handed for graff when I was a youngin'. I guess graffiti = dirt person in your book so I put it in here.)

you look forward to your income tax return (one year I got 3000$ in tax return, who wouldn't love that shit?)

your dietary staple is drugs booze and ramen.

Your favorite movie is scarface (not my favorite, but it's up there.)

you have frequent hangovers

look like a disgusting sloth

If this is what it means to be a dirt person I fucking love to be one.

Batty · 11-13-2014, 10:20 AM

Scarface is a good ass movie.

Diode · 11-13-2014, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batty

Scarface is a good ass movie.

(obligatory)

Batty · 11-13-2014, 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diode

(obligatory)

Then I telepathically remove the hyphen and replace it with larsdick.jpeg

Witty · 11-13-2014, 11:15 AM

Based on the fact that everyone has different 'things' they like, the only real definition of 'acceptable' is 'legal'.

I doubt this is what V meant though.

He's talking of those who dare to be different @anime_boners

anime_boners · 11-13-2014, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Witty

Based on the fact that everyone has different 'things' they like, the only real definition of 'acceptable' is 'legal'.

I doubt this is what V meant though.

He's talking of those who dare to be different @anime_boners

heh

this was going to be my exact argument against whatever his attempt at slandering fetish porn might have been.

witty is good ppls

Dope girl · 11-13-2014, 01:03 PM

Dirt for call me Eddie

11-12-2014, 08:05 AM	#4
Hush NJ Devil Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,036 Battle Record: Who Cares Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Rep Power: 84181420	No way this dude fucks regularly __________________ Bed stuy fly Bushwick sick East ny walk

11-13-2014, 11:15 AM	#9
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	Based on the fact that everyone has different 'things' they like, the only real definition of 'acceptable' is 'legal'. I doubt this is what V meant though. He's talking of those who dare to be different @anime_boners __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

11-11-2014, 09:24 PM	#1
Inno Ad mini tator Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 10,025 Battle Record: 26-54 Champed - Lime Green Poetry Association - Black August - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 85899403	I live for my tax return tho. I smoke weed. I dont remember the rest of the list. im happy tho. you seem backed up. like 3 week old porta john backed up. enjoy life brah.

11-11-2014, 10:28 PM	#2
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181452	Shut the fuck up, pussy.

11-12-2014, 01:58 AM	#3
E Tha Real yes really Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: NC Posts: 362 Battle Record: 7-9 Rep Power: 6054895	You might be a dirt person if..... If you re-gift sentimental items from family to friends If you put pictures of your family in frames only when they visit If you get 20% coupons from bed bath and beyond from your neighbors mailbox or trash If you learn your friends netflix password and use it, never to pay them and add shit to their queue aswell x2 dirtbag If you send back seafood and say its too fishy.

11-13-2014, 10:20 AM	#6
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899385	Scarface is a good ass movie.

11-13-2014, 01:03 PM	#11
Dope girl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: I live in Florida Posts: 4,788 Battle Record: 3-8 Rep Power: 55521419	Dirt for call me Eddie