So there's this chick....

[Aero]

Slaughtered at Ghost1. Back in form lololooolololol

[Ghost1]

[Ghost1]

also uh id like to point out that im genuinely astonished how many nc brethren are getting women drunk then raping them AND passing this advice along to others...good grief its 2018 we don't have to live like this anymore guys!

[veritas]

Finniue: What makes me unqualified to help you, sir?

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Ghost1

hows he gonna give her a ride home when the fucking story starts w hey this hot bitch gave ME a ride home.... lol.



whatever happened to banging 3s until u build enuff personality to bang 4s and then upgrade to 5s etc

just going to knowingly throw my heart into 8s knowing im a 2 and hate all women and myself cuz women way out of my league wont fuck or date me (rightfully so) !?!?! FUCKING WRONG ANSWER NETCEES


how tf is stupid ass blue collar uh oh in here even condoning this fucking OH ANY GIRL CAN BE YOURS fuckery

fuck going after this bitch fin. u not ready by any stretch of the imagination. instead....start banging the fat retard who cleans the cheese that fell off the pizza line w her forehead and get a little buzz going for ur fuck game at jojos slice and dice. THEN u can start to make moves towards that sassy black bitch who got gold fronts and a wild gut....she not nothing to write home about but atleast shes not retarded and she can help u manipulate the welfare system as you should be doing in your position...after u bang lakwanda for like a month or two keep things civil my guy tell her u know I got feelings for u fr fr but I cant be getting to involved rn cuz my son in my life and its really complex ....inarguable....if she don't end things amicably guilt her.....this is your forte...should be no difficulties here. now by this time one or two things should be happening....or maybe three....the third option involves one of your coworkers invlolving local law enforcement agencies that you took advantage of Rebecca because shes mentaly ill and couldn't possibly have consented to sexual relations with you ....because well shes retarded..her mind is retarded...but lets skip this...poor people are typically very loyal so I think you will be fine amongst your peers. option two isn't really our favorite scenario but we can work with it if need be....option two is that rumors about you are going around the slice and dice about how ur uncircumsized and sex was kindve awkward...BUT that youre really really sweet and you have a heart of gold and would take a bullet for these hoes............on paper now that im reading this back this may actually be our best line for you especially since its probably the most accurate......the 1st...best scenario is that u fuck these hoes into Neptune and they tell the whole pizzeria that yea hes a dirtbag and he smells like dog food but good lord he hammered my rotten coochie into dimension x.

this is where I have you being battle tested, street approved and sensationally prepared to holler at ole girl that you originally fell in love with.....but by now shes already moved into your apartment...shes been fucking your roommate for 4 months...you owe her 50 bucks for a half of some reggies and every nite u cry into your sweat stained fouton while your roommate sings karaoke into that stupid whores punani and treats her like a common street walker.

this really got away from me I wanted to give you the advice that you needed to pull out of this in the best shape possible.....and I think I may have done that....but jesus was it grim.

I may have much to say about this....may...depending on if Fin will open his heart and mind to me. He is being skittish at the moment.

[GUDELJ]

Op is proof that if a girl give an undesirable guy the time of day he’s gonna end up liking you immediately

[El Muffin]

Originally Posted by uh-oh

Step 1

Collab

Step 2

Rape

Yooooo I had to pull over when I saw this noooooooolmaooooovvfggddf

[Aero]

LOL

[dull boy]

Originally Posted by Aero

your friends should be treating you like an alpha male. If they don’t usually tell them to

[wasim]

thread tag tho lmfa0oo

[Amen]

We all have to remember he's on pysch meds. For all we know this could have just all played out in his head after serving some high school girl a slice of pizza.

[uh-oh]

Originally Posted by Ghost1

how tf is stupid ass blue collar uh oh in here even condoning this fucking OH ANY GIRL CAN BE YOURS fuckery

to be fair i only mentioned any girl can be yours if you rape them. i didn't condone or give actual advice lol

i'm too far gone from this world of actual relationships with normal humans

since backpage went down i've been saving money though, but it led me to seekingarrangements

which is RIDICULOUS and i cosign it for any NC member with disposable income. pay a goofy college bitches rent and you can make use of her. 500 bucks a month and im fucking a legit 8 pretty much every weekend. chill and fuck session, pass out, wake up to a blowjob, then she leaves

the money i spent on professionals was a waste. the argentinian was 500 an HOUR. i got a normal cornfed white bitch multiple times a month for that rate. ditzy young and dumb. impressed by dumb shit like disposable income. murica

[Finnydot]

Originally Posted by Ghost1

hows he gonna give her a ride home when the fucking story starts w hey this hot bitch gave ME a ride home.... lol.



whatever happened to banging 3s until u build enuff personality to bang 4s and then upgrade to 5s etc

just going to knowingly throw my heart into 8s knowing im a 2 and hate all women and myself cuz women way out of my league wont fuck or date me (rightfully so) !?!?! FUCKING WRONG ANSWER NETCEES


how tf is stupid ass blue collar uh oh in here even condoning this fucking OH ANY GIRL CAN BE YOURS fuckery

fuck going after this bitch fin. u not ready by any stretch of the imagination. instead....start banging the fat retard who cleans the cheese that fell off the pizza line w her forehead and get a little buzz going for ur fuck game at jojos slice and dice. THEN u can start to make moves towards that sassy black bitch who got gold fronts and a wild gut....she not nothing to write home about but atleast shes not retarded and she can help u manipulate the welfare system as you should be doing in your position...after u bang lakwanda for like a month or two keep things civil my guy tell her u know I got feelings for u fr fr but I cant be getting to involved rn cuz my son in my life and its really complex ....inarguable....if she don't end things amicably guilt her.....this is your forte...should be no difficulties here. now by this time one or two things should be happening....or maybe three....the third option involves one of your coworkers invlolving local law enforcement agencies that you took advantage of Rebecca because shes mentaly ill and couldn't possibly have consented to sexual relations with you ....because well shes retarded..her mind is retarded...but lets skip this...poor people are typically very loyal so I think you will be fine amongst your peers. option two isn't really our favorite scenario but we can work with it if need be....option two is that rumors about you are going around the slice and dice about how ur uncircumsized and sex was kindve awkward...BUT that youre really really sweet and you have a heart of gold and would take a bullet for these hoes............on paper now that im reading this back this may actually be our best line for you especially since its probably the most accurate......the 1st...best scenario is that u fuck these hoes into Neptune and they tell the whole pizzeria that yea hes a dirtbag and he smells like dog food but good lord he hammered my rotten coochie into dimension x.

this is where I have you being battle tested, street approved and sensationally prepared to holler at ole girl that you originally fell in love with.....but by now shes already moved into your apartment...shes been fucking your roommate for 4 months...you owe her 50 bucks for a half of some reggies and every nite u cry into your sweat stained fouton while your roommate sings karaoke into that stupid whores punani and treats her like a common street walker.

this really got away from me I wanted to give you the advice that you needed to pull out of this in the best shape possible.....and I think I may have done that....but jesus was it grim.

You're a very sad little man. I pity you, i really do.

[Finnydot]

Originally Posted by veritas

Finniue: What makes me unqualified to help you, sir?

Dude... Leave me alone. Seriously.

[El Muffin]

Originally Posted by uh-oh

to be fair i only mentioned any girl can be yours if you rape them.

Stahhp it . Lmaoo pls?

[Amen]

Originally Posted by Infinity Tha rellik

Dude... Leave me alone. Seriously.

Lmao

[veritas]

No. I will not. Answer me. Why am I unqualified to help you. You made it blatantly clear. Tell me how.

Tell me so that I may enlighten you....because right now you are guilty of what you have accused others of.

[Eŋg]

Originally Posted by Amen

We all have to remember he's on pysch meds. For all we know this could have just all played out in his head after serving some high school girl a slice of pizza.

Originally Posted by Amen

I make a hell of a lot of money and the females typically just come on to me but yea..

it's almost becoming self-aware?

[Amen]

Shut the fuck up.

[Eŋg]

ok nignacio.