AOWL SEASON 3 MAGAZINE — EDITION 2 - Page 3

Cereal_Killa · 03-05-2014, 05:59 AM

Also..

Have you ever seen a mag like that.. back to back..

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@sacrafice

This is the track i based it on
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(Cat Steven's - Moonshadow)

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Umm double take on the break downs..

NICCCCEEEE

Geno · 03-05-2014, 08:46 AM

no shows galore
this league needs an enema!

Certain · 03-05-2014, 06:02 PM

I need someone to do a "Top 10 Reasons Rawn MD Will No-Show" for next week's magazine.

Adonis · 03-05-2014, 07:25 PM

10. Too high
9. Drunk as shit
8. Shroomed out
7. Molly up
6. Was chillin wit da dealer all night
5. Ecstacy is so crazy
4. Out of drugs and just cant write that way
3. Too drugged up to write
2. I lost my spoon
1. I accidentally broke my sweet bong, when I woke up in jail I quickly realized I wasted my life, so I just got high to forget about the problems. To top it all off its now the weekend, lets all get baked

dead man · 03-05-2014, 08:14 PM

fantasmic

Mike Wrecka · 03-05-2014, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adonis

10. Too high
9. Drunk as shit
8. Shroomed out
7. Molly up
6. Was chillin wit da dealer all night
5. Ecstacy is so crazy
4. Out of drugs and just cant write that way
3. Too drugged up to write
2. I lost my spoon
1. I accidentally broke my sweet bong, when I woke up in jail I quickly realized I wasted my life, so I just got high to forget about the problems. To top it all off its now the weekend, lets all get baked

boo

Adonis · 03-05-2014, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike Wrecka

boo

Are you really dissputing these reasons?

Not a great list, but all have been posts by my friend as an excuse.

Some times facts dont make the dopest Movie, so we "Remember the Titans" the fuck out of it for entertainment value

e11even · 03-06-2014, 02:48 AM

@Certain i have a certain concern i'm certain you have an answer for. PM?

Certain · 03-06-2014, 02:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vividlyvague

@Certain i have a certain concern i'm certain you have an answer for. PM?

You didn't send me one.

e11even · 03-06-2014, 03:09 AM

Well now I will !

Certain · 03-06-2014, 03:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Vividlyvague

Well now I will !

Apparently, you won't.

e11even · 03-06-2014, 04:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Vividlyvague

BIG BABY SAYS:

The best thing to ever happen to an AOWL mag. EVER.

Great addition to the archives of AOWL awesomeness. I intend to read this entire mag twice. And I don't read at all.

Just had a second lol fest. Damn this mag was good.

Witty · 03-06-2014, 05:40 AM

Hi topical people.

Zen · 03-06-2014, 07:15 AM

@Witty, I've been worried about you. I was pretty positive you joined the IRA after the government assassinated your cat :/

Witty · 03-06-2014, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Zenland

@Witty, I've been worried about you. I was pretty positive you joined the IRA after the government assassinated your cat :/

No sir, I am going it alone....picture Bruce Willis in die hard then multiply the bad assness by 100....That is me.

I am a killing MACHINE.

RIP Dave the cat tho, I miss him.

Zen · 03-06-2014, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Witty

No sir, I am going it alone....picture Bruce Willis in die hard then multiply the bad assness by 100....That is me.

I am a killing MACHINE.

RIP Dave the cat tho, I miss him.

Dayum. I picture you walking with a knife gripped in your teeth as you walk through flaming hot coals covered in glass while BAREFOOT just to kill some muthafuckas. May the Fox be with you.

R.I.P. Dave.

Witty · 03-06-2014, 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zenland

Dayum. I picture you walking with a knife gripped in your teeth as you walk through flaming hot coals covered in glass while BAREFOOT just to kill some muthafuckas. May the Fox be with you.

R.I.P. Dave.

That's exactly what I was going for, you are a gentleman and a scholar.

May the Fox be with you too my friend.

Diode · 03-06-2014, 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adonis

Are you really dissputing these reasons?

Not a great list, but all have been posts by my friend as an excuse.

Some times facts dont make the dopest Movie, so we "Remember the Titans" the fuck out of it for entertainment value

don't do dis

Witty · 03-06-2014, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Diode

don't do dis

Fine, don't say hello then.

Don't even care.

....

:'(

Just Write · 03-06-2014, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Zenland

Dayum. I picture you walking with a knife gripped in your teeth as you walk through flaming hot coals covered in glass while BAREFOOT just to kill some muthafuckas. May the Fox be with you.

R.I.P. Dave.

While in a kilt

03-05-2014, 08:46 AM	#42
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03-05-2014, 06:02 PM	#43
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,072 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899403	I need someone to do a "Top 10 Reasons Rawn MD Will No-Show" for next week's magazine. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

03-05-2014, 07:25 PM	#44
Adonis Tsk Tsk Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Beer Goggles Posts: 4,834 Battle Record: 36-34 Champed - Lime Green Poetry Association - NFL Pick'em 2016-17 Rep Power: 9946446	10. Too high 9. Drunk as shit 8. Shroomed out 7. Molly up 6. Was chillin wit da dealer all night 5. Ecstacy is so crazy 4. Out of drugs and just cant write that way 3. Too drugged up to write 2. I lost my spoon 1. I accidentally broke my sweet bong, when I woke up in jail I quickly realized I wasted my life, so I just got high to forget about the problems. To top it all off its now the weekend, lets all get baked __________________ I'm tryna fuck like A-don-is TUPAC SHAKUR

03-05-2014, 08:14 PM	#45
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e11even V.V Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: . Posts: 2,076 Battle Record: 31-20 Rep Power: 6247256	@Certain i have a certain concern i'm certain you have an answer for. PM? __________________ Ahem.

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e11even V.V Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: . Posts: 2,076 Battle Record: 31-20 Rep Power: 6247256	Well now I will ! __________________ Ahem.

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03-06-2014, 07:15 AM	#54
Zen Arm the Homeless Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,104 Battle Record: 22-24 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 35079719	@Witty, I've been worried about you. I was pretty positive you joined the IRA after the government assassinated your cat :/