THE OPEN MIC CYPHER

[e11even]

Day's knights are night's angels when meeting my demons.
Plights in shining armour get barbered like Johnny Depp on these evenings.
Quietly crept, silent in-step with the menacing cretins
Called your skeletons, while u mettle in pretending with Jesus.

[Mr. J]

My syntax bends rap into a full fledged onslaught
bombarding these hotshots in fire gear and a gin glass
doggone pig scraps got me mismatched and shot off
blocked off by a crab shack missed points from a lens cap
got yall shook told ya boy polaroids capture the odd balls
me I'm off wall since that moment caught in Bin Ladens chin strap
kiss ass then pop lock this whole routine before I cak off

[e11even]

no members... no letterman leathers... just estrogen.
known as clever... no veterans better... high melanin.
live with cleavers of surgical steel to remove beavers
ur club. my club. i kill. my summary's meaner.

[Mr. J]

Call forensics to uncover each sentence
missed connections with a Craigslist death wish
the impressions deserve another honorable mention
Blood sample collections with semen injected
DNA perfected with test tube protection
Question. Do you have cold feet & a wet erection
submerged and left with only one word. impressive

[e11even]

fire often... pyres aloft this,
aspire to acquire this ire i off with.
Sires to require this pirated office
Get sawed offs ignited- a requiting for citing my awesome.
Midas can try with devices he's offered,
but I am divisive,
inciting violence time and time again... bonkers.

[Mr. J]

My techniques stench is conceived wet
From a diseased wench with Links head
delta high tours Jedi minds try force
Likewise course in my tye dye shorts
trippin off Liberty and the holy trinity
divinity mixed with zero sympathy
just keeping company high for my enemy's
dressing in tight denim jeans sippin lemon tea
judging till the hear the horn symphony
forgiving me for intruding with a nickle piece
aiming at heads and any other fools who tickle me
elmos fire couldnt stop you and your little dreams
so I brought sickles equipped with fickle themes
etchings of lifes taken with blood still trickling..
shit and you thought these rappers had sicker dreams
I'm having a glorious time off the top.where my fiddle be
where my fiscal dreams meet day and night...


riddle me....that

[Mr. J]

To keep things simple proves illness literally
filled with tooth straight from Timothy
which proves these writers lack the symmetry
you kiddin me...nah your killin me
suicidal tendencies written from here to infinity
shit will be harder to figure out
forget it clown I'm the dephiction now
Aiming sentences and shooting literal rounds
opening minds up then patting kittens down
straight pitiful...soon as I pour the liquids out
mourn what's left of the spectral ounce
Early milking mixed with fictional doubt
Break fast or get fixed slow...let them figure it out

[e11even]

sorting contorted cadavers, distorted souls...
primordial force of magic, a drastic divorce from knowns..
jurassic in order, elastic the mortar's mold
to partake in the stake in the making of such a golem.
the gold is molten in the souls devoid of an owner.
perverting the potions noted as reserved for the shoulders
of a new breed, making them weaker offspring for the throne.
conniving only against those born to eventually take over.

[Mr. J]

Jokers wild the poster child cloaked with style
Suckas rode the nile then they wrote, denial
Left broken smiles over dope and coke head trials
focused on quotes & dials. 10 digits. Roasting piles...
push your home aside commited to the yellow tape
Lights from a techno rave homos gon get jello faced
Too shook to speak or even look at my professional ways
Think you can surf this net see how the board will test yo waves
You'll get burned buddy
Tearing these fairies down if their ferns gully

[Mr. J]

Til these nerds expunge me or reverse the country
the earth and birds above me.
They ain't heroic enough. its too absurd to bug me
they deserve the clap... curtains buddy
They match the drapes while yall masterbate
Catch a case while porn flicks activate
snap at a cameras pace chilling in Sante Fe
lifes a bitch but her sister has an attractive face
that's a take...wrap it up or just back away
I sent flowers to the grave for tragic taste
buried the pussy while yall get a whiff and gravitate
wishing they had a chance to practice...
play like Mary is close they never been stiller
the med killer. og with that od in the bed with her
It will be a red winter when I rush in
resting assumptions over blumpkins
shitting on fake heads and smashing pumpkins
bored of tall tales and the paul bunyans
send a thank you note with the time punched in
back to work

[Mr. J]

Afterwards these fruits can pack the herbs
til I snap em from the natural earth
send em back to work in a matching plastic girth
wrapping them up til the sack converts...
to a out of this world panic. act concerned
In fact make sure your actions match your word
otherwise life can speed by til you crash and burn
think how the stanzas turn your ash to urn
til the top pops of from your fat ass girl...
ask the world

[Mr. J]

Asterisk pearl with tesla shine
mess with yours before you mess with mine
no matter your claimed metric height
Send a meter to your head and spine
simply so you know that the mess is mine
rectified by authority and reckless rhyme
left em petrified with medusas head
making excuses won't excuse your breath
spitting flames. lies like lucifer said
dream of love then seduce the rest
kill the supplier and leave the losers dead
make it easy and aid the users next
that's more reason for ruthless sex
abuse their egos and then use their threads
to wipe off my disgust and perfume my scent
get it early then leave the rooster fed
whose next to get woken up I abuse the dead
beating them with sticks like a nuisance threat
I am....what they ain't used to yet

[CopyPat]

damn J you aint supposed to rhyme off your own self
this is a cypher, ur sposed to rhyme after bro's.. well
at least thats what u should do if u follow the rules
but its actually fits you, cause your an obvious tool!

now don't get upset because im obviously joking
but when i opened this thread the shit was clogged with ur postings
im constantly hoping to see like Nigma or Cake
But every fuckin time its just you and vividly vague!
but this is no hate guys, im fuckin just rappin
if you diss me don't waste rhymes, cause nothing would happen

[Mr. J]

Silk and satin built off rappin
disses is how tragedies happen
manic depressant hilarious actions
waiting for somebody to crack in
smash the ship or drink you faggots
I'm...waiting for someone to keep up
is it too much I'm askin?
is it too much for action?
sit back and relax then
the barrage just started sorry for distractions

[Mr. J]

Wise soul I surprise you with what you might know
eyes closed, meditation for the lost & deprived souls
I, ride slow.. dipping behind BK ducking the 5-0
second mind blown, from a dime, double entendre
troubles upon ya...with the soundtrack to Psycho
gettin' ready for the flight home, for the love of Madonna
I'm sucked into drama with everything that I rode...
condolences to the ripe, surviving off of blind hope
upping my dose, then its all clutch stuck in the armor
clean protection, shining you ain't fucking with the proper..
call up the campadra's, yada yada, it's my party

[e11even]

finger in your bitch- my premonition is this bitch'll cum.
never read a lick- illiterate and still spit sick as fuck...
Orochimaru hentai shit- snake got nakeds taking dick
Strafe my makeshift 38's?? ...u ain't fuckin with my *click*

Gorgon's morphed me more like Zordon, you morons
Small soldier warring on orcs' lawns with swords on.
A boombox decepticon is my gundam zero, you Hiros are forced pawns.
No matter the course of your forced draws, your food-for-thought's getting forked-on.

[Lars]

Gangsta shits in my manuscript. Check the prescription. I'll stab your clique for a gram of sniff ‘fore the adrenaline kicks in. My heads in a different place, and yours could be next… I’m always upset, calling up exes at four in the morning for sex. I’m sure I’ll forget it, throw the phone away, roll a cone up. Blaze while no-ones home and stay stoned on my own for days. Red Glare posting like Frank when he gets scared mostly. Get your flesh-teared open by this great white, better hope there’s a leg spare homie, pints of snakebite are what I guzzle by the glass. If there’s trouble in my path, I’m too stubborn to just laugh. I’ll shoulder bump ‘em as I pass like FUCK IT, YOU’RE A FAG! My company are baddddd...

[Mr. J]

What they lack in calibur I make up in manicures
hiding what they put blood into. then laughing at the amateurs
yea..that's mature and I hold the standard my fuer
Cooking instructions and oven mitts. a damaged door
the shit wont shut these bodies are quite a canker sore

[Eŋg]

your shit ain't even average or
passable. add to the fact: you're irascible,
but i bet in real life you got a placid jaw,
i bet in real life you the type to 'pass it on',
i ain't never pass that buck,
i spit with a steel tongue, you work with a leatherette,
i'll pass the buck... 00. through your feather chest
and for any cat that gas you up. cats is dumb,
tryna get their own casket dug -- undertaking.
undulating in your widow's minnow.
abstract rhyme: YOU SHOULD TRY IT, KIDDO:
add a line 'bout how you cry in a pillow
that's satin. and you're saturnine,
the masses don't understand the style you lavish with,
and lavishing, far from average,
fucked a mannequin, had a manicure,
name's Anakin, fucked the doll with frantic Force,
LOOK AT THESE AMATEURS, THEY HAVE CANKER SORES
they don't know they're supposed to spit to lubricate the phallic form.
but it's ok, guys. J taught them, pedagogue steez
swallowing orphans while he'd rest upon knees.
with super duper awesome fresh and smart schemes,
bless his heart he... tries at least. give the man a ticket
to the paralympics,
tryna run with oX &... you get your fabric shifted,
not to run with Oxen, tho you got that castrated mannerism.

[Mr. J]

Well well well isn't it all talk and tales
mad cuz I don't accept oxen fables
abstract..psh you can stop..
reset...you should stop..
reset...you should watch yourself
and realize the bullshit you wrote is not yourself
all fake with no ambition
Took you how long to get me attention
reset ..eject...forget the games buddy
take it to your roots and...don't
..say...
nothing