Opening Round Discussion & Predictions

[big baby]

i casted my vote @PancakeBrah dont worry. i realized i dont give a shit.

[Split]

Originally Posted by Split Eight

DEF one handed backhand split. Federer is my one man crush on this planet

Roddick's serve tho


I got a Prince O3 senior year HS.. been MURDERING dudes with a hard flat 1st serve... and the tension i have set up means w/ the 1 hand backhand i still get decent rebound w/ less support, brb drop shots w/ nutso backspin

[oats]

I'll show - got like 4-6 more lines to go. Got these goddamned students bothering me from finishing all "Mr what do we do? Mr can you please teach us?" and I'm just like "stfu I got the Winter tourney, bitches, get off my back." Fucking annoying

[oats]

Originally Posted by Split Eight

Roddick's serve tho


I got a Prince O3 senior year HS.. been MURDERING dudes with a hard flat 1st serve... and the tension i have set up means w/ the 1 hand backhand i still get decent rebound w/ less support, brb drop shots w/ nutso backspin

I still rock the Pure Drive. I love Fed's one handed backhand but it's getting to the point where he needs to adapt and change cuz it's no longer a weapon. He used to have sick backhand winners, but now it's just serviceable. Word @ the man crush though, Fed's the man.

[Fig]

TIME TO START WRITING

lol nah I've started
for jokes

[Wise Wiggles]

YOU WANT TO SEE A JOKE UNZIP YOUR PANTS CROSSBOW MAN

[big baby]

Originally Posted by Wise Ways

YOU WANT TO SEE A JOKE UNZIP YOUR PANTS CROSSBOW MAN

wise coming with the hooks

[Witty]

Federer is GOAT.

[PancakeBrah]

One time I was being babysat at my grandparents house and our babysitter was really into tennis. She was weird. We watched tennis, me, her, and my brother. I'm not sure how the conversation lead to this point, but the conversation concerned breaking of necks. I was 10, my brother 8. She asked my brother if he wanted her to demonstrate the hand position someone would use to break a neck on him (she didn't state it so matter of factly). He declined. She babysat us a few times after that. Nothing really interesting happened.

[Certain]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[big baby]

In first grade our teacher asked us “what would people from the 1800’s think if they were here in this classroom with us now” so kids answered typical first grade answers “what funny clothes are those?” ”what is this building?” and then the smarter kids would answer a bit more existentialistically “why am I here?” “where are we?”I think I answered something funny as I always did like “who are all these midgets?” and “woman can read?” the class laughed at the first one, and only the boys laughed at the second one. After a list of long typical first grade answers, coupled with ridiculous, yet insightfully dumb questions “how old am i?” technically if they knew they were 200 years into the future, that’s a pretty good question to ask, but nobody really would answer that, hence it being a dumb question. My teacher (this is first grade) gets almost upset and goes, ARE YOU KIDDING ME, YOU THINK THEY’D ASK THAT? THEY’D QUESTION THEMSELVES FULLY, THEY’D BE TERRIFIED OF OUR ADVANCED TECHNOLOGICAL STRUCTURE AND BE TERRIFIED, THEY WOULD HIDE IN THE CORNER OR REACT EVEN VIOLENTLY. THEY WOULDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THEMSELVES, WE’VE CREATED A MASS SOCIETY, SO UNBELIEVABLY LARGE THAT IT STRETCHES FROM ALL CORNERS OF THE EARTH, THEY WOULDNT KNOW WHAT TO THINK.

And I remember thinking, thomas edison was a pussy if he was scared of a bunch ofmidgets, though my thoughts were a bit censored, and I said stuff like “thomas edison is such a baby wow.” and I didn’t understand that his initial fear was that of his unknowing. His initial fear was that he didn’t know anything. We like to pretend if we did that to ourselves we’d react like someone in a movie - but we most likely wouldnt. I understand that now, after about a thousand books, read, reading about philosophical endeavors, endless amounts of studying, endless amounts of writing, literally burying my head into dictionaries, glossaries, thesaurus’s, encyclopedias, articles. After almost 2 decades. I understand this, and honestly, my teacher was an asshole for that. I was in the fucking first grade. I was 6 bitch. Fucking 6.

[big baby]

I remember I was in 1st grade and the teacher told us to write about our moms and dads relationship and me and this black kid were the only ones with divorced parents. And he says “my parents are divorced” And I thought that was exclusive only to me so I go “my parents are divorced too!!!” and my teacher goes “there there… write about your grandparents then” I’m like I never met them. So I wrote about my dog. or drew my dog. one of them. who cares it was fucking first grade.

[PancakeBrah]

I don't lie, @Certain.

I had a long ass vote typed out for Wise vs. Vivid and my browser crashed. fuark.

[Certain]

The site was down for 15 minutes or so.

[Wise Wiggles]

Does anyone ever lean back on their bed to stretch, extending their arms in a "Y" shape, bringing both heels very near to their buttox vicinity, but a little lower so they're touching the bed. And them kick your little booties frantically? I'd imagine it looks hilarious but it is quite exuberating...js

[big baby]

@Certain can you call captain obvious and BONE HIM IN THE BUTT?

[Fig]

In the first grade I was santa Clause in the school Christmas play and I shit my pants the morning of while in my santa pants

[Certain]

Where's that verse, Figurative?

[Fig]

Originally Posted by Certain

Where's that verse, Figurative?

AEHHHHH.I'M JUST NOT FEELING A VERSE TODAY

I'm more than halfway through.

[Certain]

I call you "Figurative" when I mean to get serious with you because I'm your mother.