07-02-2016, 08:24 AM | #401 | |
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To wear T-shirts that say "I bet you wish you were white"... I'd say some cool shit to you, but doubt you'd get the lingo. ...then buttfuck ya grandma til' the bitch yellin' bingo. swag. |
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07-02-2016, 02:07 PM | #402 |
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Vapeo trynna bite the hands that feed him
After i am done with him everyone will despise the weakling What we gonna give this kid is a surprise beating can't satisfy a lady we know that his wife be cheating what a smelly grinch getbready for a deadly lynch your pun hes only feel like a baby pinch raping your rep without breaking a sweat I am non grinning don and ace Assaulting you with bombs of mace shuv you on top of spinning helicopter blades till you resemble zombies with beautifully ruptured face pardon my intrudance its like i just entered highschool And anyone who decides to defy me is a damn fool Stab him in the grits with a sharp tool took took my first opponent already so the next one better know i will be storming him steady Split through his dome with matchete while he cruises the road on a chevy Have all his body torn like confetti cause he is an abomination like he was born from a yeti If you got an average mind then my flow you won't get it think you are the sickest? I wrote this free while i was eating my reeces right before taking a shit for recess if this was science class i would rip your thesis into pieces You only claim you are above because you haven't seen my reaches my frees are sweet like peaches you are like an engine that be needing greases everytime you attack me the power in my being increases |
07-16-2016, 05:26 AM | #403 |
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Gotta change this fools name to perfect
cause his rhymes are...two times in each bar worst yet he bragging like "this shit ain't hard..." what you mean? your dick? cuz you ain't even versed shit your girl already told you bro you don't know how to work it you gotta rehearse or at least use your head first before you disperse or submit writs
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07-17-2016, 08:53 PM | #404 |
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I’m not all bark, I can most assuredly bite
But I don’t usually pick fights... That I know I can’t win, cuz I know I wanna look nice But I’ll bite , cuz your rhymes are so ice When I spit, i get buildings evacuating Scared of my heat? … yeah I can see you deflating You’re so full of hot air, but I’m the one going places Talking bout “bombs of mace” wow, amazing The only thing you’re beating me at, is sucking Ironic cuz you’re girl prolly looks like the Ugly duckling That’s if you even have one, and if you do I’m chuckling Cuz who the actual fuck would date a good for nothing? My wife ain’t cheating, and I know she never will Thats If I even get one, which I know I prolly will But I’m sorry for digressing, I know its not impressive But neither are you, never mind I’m not apologetic I’m not sick in the literal sense, but my shits intense Not my literal shit, Mr. Other side of the fence My grass is real green up here, I know you’re dense But I’m so high up, and you ain’t even making sense To be honest? You made a mistake coming after me But you ain’t totally bad, yeah I’ll say it honestly Not like Mr J., I smoked him thoroughly or Scripter, cuz he’s an anomaly But Both you fat wifefat wifefat wife, and Scripter, get on my nerves If this were the Purge, you’d have to watch your backs nerds I gave you a warning, I guess you still haven’t heard No matter, I’ll eat you up and shit you out turds They say you only live once no repeats You only have one sweet 16 But I just wrote 2 sweet 16s Keep coming at me, clearly you didn't get my meaning Last edited by Vapeo; 09-27-2016 at 01:35 PM. |
08-26-2016, 02:19 AM | #405 |
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I bet your socks smell like moldy cheese.
cavities on each of your four lonely teeth. pimples on your back bigger than ya eyes son. You already a dick head.... so a shell will finish you off like SURPRISE... bruuuhhhh. I don't care who signed son Who approved him to slide? Amirite bruh? green pipes, fire flower & I'm hittin bricks. but I'm making coin boy, you just gettin kicks. flipping nicks by the quarter & winning big That shit will get you twisted & obsessed boy librarian operation right upside ya head boy when the blood spatter won't be anunnedda make sure your thoughts & life run together the microscope reveals the crimescene this jerk was upset and really wanted to fight me... I swear it was an accident..but that's not likely. this is how I felt when I read your shit and that's the exact same thing I left you with
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08-31-2016, 11:14 AM | #406 |
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Woah this kid really sound like a tyrant
but he will need more than just a simple diss to conquer the giant because most of his nsults are boring so send another defiant Time to radically belittle this pest for not properly competing the test Flaccid punk I'm invincible in text causing damage that astounds when the scripting commence ramming your cunt like a dick that immense and have you backing up when the shit is intense unravel the gore and make your crowd feel the suspense when they find your body mangled and torn from the brink of a fence your offense is weak you better start thinking defense you dont have what it takes to succeed in the business proud little hater defeat you with invincible quickness put your life in more danger than a critical witness perfect patterns in every line stitched by the seamstress My being bleed diamonds I am down at the beach eating some sweet almonds the abominable monster making deals like a formidable mobster you are not rolling deep like chilling on rock like a lobster your style is trash found under a smelly dumpster the difference between me and you is that you read from teleprompter your lines are shit like some wretched pampers My styles deep like some burried anchors eat you alive like some deadly cancers Squishing your neck like seventy clampers have your head impaled by steady Lancers cannibalized along with devilish campers then feed your remains to hellish panters PS you earned the right to train with the blessed authors |
08-31-2016, 11:51 AM | #407 |
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I didn't even read half that...
But thanks for giving me something to laugh at
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09-03-2016, 11:47 AM | #408 | |
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Hate ta say it bro, but ya rhymes are soft It's all about perspective Like how the horizon split the earth from the heavens Yo think you quick? But you aint neslee so ain't going to be no chocolate milk Dog I'm killing you with ease I'm like property development you could call me a lease For real though you like a dilapidated house Way that electricity keep blacking out. Yo on the real my lines getting passed around like an Olympic torch I'm like a slave escaping the whites using stars so I know which way is north. I'm very demanding It's like a popular song something that keeps the crowd dancing I'll leave ya stranded Faggot you been around so long you could orbit the sun like a planet I wreak havoc for real son You be clogging ya lungs with all them blunts you smoke. Gotta finish this shit correct It's like women and how they ain't like being treated like objects I'm like Benjamin Franklin way I conduct electricity with kites Y'all can check the dice since for real numbers don't ever lie. Whatever though, go ahead and make a response... You be some bozos fa thinking I won't have ya faggots acting like clowns. Last edited by 2tripple0; 10-07-2016 at 02:19 PM. |
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09-03-2016, 12:16 PM | #409 |
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Your pattern is laughable
why go back to back with you? your fat is like mandibles.. a literal flesh eating cannibal. if its hot out.... the grease on yo skin could cook my food. no body type alive looks like you. looking like a 100 bean bags rolled into one making me wonder ...damn...what would you roll into sun? smelling like a microwaved adult diaper. but youre cool though & a imaginative writer :)
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09-06-2016, 11:22 AM | #410 |
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Boy you be missing my presence like restraining orders
Try crossing me and I'll have ya deported like American borders For real go back to providing estates since you suck with property I'm a philosopher cats say I resemble some Socrates And I know ya faded but bro keep this cypher hot like a blanket You be so history bro I gots ta call ya lines something ancient Switch places? Fuck that I'm all done acting j You be such a hoe dog people say ya resemble cabaret Can't put ya finger on it got ya giving me blank stares Filled ya bitch with cream she love it call me chocolate affair That's something new to her she used to always complaining I got her feeling it even tho her pussy wrinkled like sum rasians I gotta be honest bro you can keep ya girl I'd rather stay single Cause these ladies can't stop once my shit pop off like sum Pringles But enough about ya girl let's handle this man to man But dogit be hard when j so fake he similar to a mannican Fuck it you get it enough j let's be honest g Serious bro you such a joke I have to write a couple comedies And I'm thinking of ending it all bro It's detrimental to hear it cause j you sound like you high as fuck like altos Can't see me tho y'all can call me wheres waldo
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09-07-2016, 06:59 PM | #411 |
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Thought i killed this bumm acting
but once again he surprises me and comes for a smacking I am here to devour your hopes like the krakken swinging tentacles that leave you totally flattened discipline this punk for obnoxious rapping cause you aint making no money with bars like some Hos that be slacking discipline this punk for obnoxious rapping that be sweeter that the fudge he packing you are just a creature imprisoned inside these sacred fantasies dropping shit like you taking laxatives show some respect when the father is home you wont escape the slaughter to come all rappers are prone break your anatomy and splatter your bone you are like danny the dog and i am the boss here I plant mass fear and slice your neck with a sharp spear spastic fraud how can you split what is not there? you better off playing dress up you damn queer you are like a lonely bee trynna compete with large bears I plant mass fear and slice your neck with a sharp spear push you and make tumble down from your aunt stairs I serve a mad cause unlike san clause you better learn this lesson like its your last class my dish is too exquisite to combine with your whack sauce got the grace all cranked in the race sharpen my machete and start slashing your face there are repercussions for crossing pads with an ace tie you to a shuttle then blast you off like a rocket in space i know you think you are something special you are not going to survive the enders plot instead of having your tenderized organs blendered in pot have you fed alive to demented sephiroths I flow precise like aqua bots use your decayed body parts to fertilize the plant in my papas lot |
09-08-2016, 12:05 PM | #412 |
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funny thing about me is I dont need to compensate
so when you write you literally give an arm & a leg... say thats all cute bruh but this aint the corner store if its my aim to shoot ya then you wont perform no more I sting with the chicken scratch & these leftovers IM picking at. linguistic acrobat swinging on writers that stink like bu dussy if you get what Im getting at...
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09-09-2016, 03:19 PM | #413 |
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Keep ya lines kid ya shit sounds forced as fuck
Gotta stalk in my truck like four leaf clovers bro I'm wishing ya goodluck Ya think you can mix and shit? But I built a couple houses way ya throw up so many bricks You like a funeral way ya casket need to get blessed I had to put my feet up on the desk ya lines ain't nothing to sweat For real keep pushing my buttons son You be baking kid but you know it be way overcooked I'm at my finest when I spitting some lines Be like some slavery way I'm a industry that be run by da whites I ain't gonna spit it though I'm sorta jetlagged Ya duckin seminar so boring all the students gonna skip ya class I'm not honestly deferring ya steez kid Cause you ain't even own some decks for ya shit to flip It's oblivious to the public how life asserts itself You getting surrounded like my rhymes were some barbwire fence Guess i's is getting ahead of myself way I wrote my verse weeks ago Y'all is some potato way ya resembling Idaho
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09-09-2016, 03:31 PM | #414 |
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talk about potato you must be a french fry
an inch high that sits in red, you bitch like... its that time of the month I put a nine in a punk. head down but they didnt decide to run. you can blow nuts, line em up & run donuts. you and that bandwagon can get blown up. 16 for this average dude, bring the battle through... get your mouth busted & left a single snaggletooth know red necks that will hang ya for a cupcake noose & bear traps on the straps of the Hyundai pouring coconut milk on you at your burial. get scooped for them golden grahams homeboy Im cereal... you suck.
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09-09-2016, 03:55 PM | #415 |
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Lol I knows i's is getting under ya skin bro
Ya shit so irritating be a bother to reply like some dingo You could call me a Starr way my kit be fitting like Ringo I'm like some ebonics way ya be picking up the lingo For real I getting underneathyou like some limbo Y'all can't see me I be like duckin wheres Waldo I be pointed at ya forehead you could call me eyebrows Fa get about it son ya concepts is sounding lazy You ain't in a cradle so stop acting like a baby I know ya conceited when it come to rap But I been running laps while you life ending fa sum shit I picked out the trash I guess I gots to end this like a rainbow you still ain't getting somewhere You be like a stock market guess it's time to sell ya shares Knock you out this round like a game of musical chairs You stay with that Tony? Guess that's cause you ill-prepared
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09-09-2016, 06:12 PM | #416 |
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please boy I turned you into an apostle
gave you hope & gave you someone to follow. woke you up & helped you look forward to tomorrow look at that shit hanging from your nostril. look at your face son its covered with fossils shit looks so wild, you look like a burnt up waffle. I bet your gynecologist has shit stained goggles.. that shits crazy son, I bet your waist size comes in equator a tank truck full of ranch right next to your food labelled eat later son... I bet your hands come with mickey mouse gloves you got a band aid next to your hand lotion & sound plugs. I bet your shoes smell like a moldy onion take a shower boy, & lay off the funyuns
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09-10-2016, 09:17 AM | #417 |
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You ain't raw son,
I'm the type that'll stab your cunt with a rusty coat hanger until she aborts Fuck, I'm more iller My thoughts sicker than you Envisioning me in your dreams pissing & shitting on you Before pistol whipping your skull, In a position for lube is yourself... Yet got double fisted with two clenched ones that fucking punched thru your health, Left more than punctured is swell Left more than fucked up is hell Ima now exit this poxy ass thread feeling pleased that I've bodied you man & put you promptly to death I hope your Joker ass never fucking properly rests. |
09-10-2016, 01:41 PM | #418 |
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yea thats cute...but look here shrimp.
ya head so big it could be a goodyear blimp ya the type sluts like to have a good year with break ya heart & leaving ya good year stripped. when ya open your eyes you crack a mirror. the LGBT even called you a fag & queer. stay home all year & dont say shit... you still wouldnt be good even if you hid in Santa's beard. you still doing better than me, my last girl... she had one large tit & one small tit. but you got something in common with that girl... you still hanging on my balls bitch... my toe got a hangnail I use to pick your demise. got a spot for this suck cover between my lint & dimes you eenie weenie ya girl probably tells you to warn her when you get inside... amirite?
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09-10-2016, 04:31 PM | #419 |
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Yeah ive almost had enough
The waters seemed calm but then they started to get rough I wish my life was eternal Im like popcorn popping off like some kernel They say people dont understand anyone as much as the person who kills you Im searching for the truth still dont have any clues Im not interesting enough Yall be like some chickens about to cluck I wish i could extend my hand to everyone I aint talking shit so there aint no reason to call my bluff Im lonely as a cloud Gonna fill up some pages dont even know what im writing about Its funny cause cata keep trying to fill my shoes but aint fit for my crown Gonna fill yall with doubt Im like caution tape way ya verses are sumn for me to surround I keep secrets like a family recipe thats been passed down thro generations Ita like when you sneeze people in the middle ages would say god bless cause its an indication of something contagious Shit i could write for hours still barely fill any pages I gots to come to some sort of conclusion Its like an appendix or your tonsils my shit is completely useless They say our understanding of life is all relative But so is oblivion it just all dwpend on your perspective Like bias and opinion you make up your own mind what shits about So just like a seed im going to plant my shit in the ground And hopefully like they say death is just another part of life Great minds think alike so we all similar like words that rhyme
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09-11-2016, 03:27 PM | #420 |
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The ghost in the dark will start the dissing
and swing tools that leave most of your parts missing you wont survive the lynching I got ya trick tied up on the back of the kitchen too hot for you son you better take some shade before we serve your head in a plate of jade cut your dick off with a razor blade force your momma to taste the spade I take killing and make it a chore my words have literally infected your core come get dissected some more i made a living murking your kind fuck your rhyme you are not worth the time mad cause you cant make the pay per view matches crude gashes leave you seeing blue flashes stomp my feet and shake your land touch the mic and i break your hand feed you preservatives that degrade your gland rather die in battle than let a scumbag like you take the command Feed you preservatives that degrade your gland Then position you in angles till you are decapitated and gone Stomp a whack leave a dagger stuck in your back you are not deadly breed You are too pathetic to read we make fun of you by pelting you feed Write bars too quick Stabb your eyeballs with a pool stick Eat your brains topped with cool whip I am just a rookies in training and spitting some sicker shit To navigate these waters you need to build a bigger ship Dope rapper show starter bone carver My free mind enables me to create every flow darker killing this dude eating my pubes Already got him breathing through tubes He sends private messages to his close buddies revealing his nudes But the truest trainer fucking you raw there is no need for lube Put an extra bullet in the chamber for every hit you elude Someone should smack you for speaking so rude There is no compensation You shall be eaten alive by your own monstrous creation When i hit the stage i am an obvious sensation Every verse clouds with sensations |
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