anyone have any good racial jokes? - Page 2

El Muffin · 10-09-2014, 02:22 AM

Lol @ hooking thats good but no

THEY BOTH CHANGE THEIR PADS AFTER 3 PERIODS

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Tom Sparks · 10-09-2014, 02:24 AM

Whuts the difference between a couch n blk guy

Fart · 10-09-2014, 02:25 AM

couch has money?

kannon · 10-09-2014, 02:25 AM

the black guy gets upset when you sit on him.

I'm bad at these.

Fart · 10-09-2014, 02:25 AM

How was copper wire invented?

Tom Sparks · 10-09-2014, 02:27 AM

A couch can support a family of 4

El Muffin · 10-09-2014, 02:30 AM

WHAT DO BLK PPL AND SPERM HAVE IN COMMON

Tom Sparks · 10-09-2014, 02:31 AM

Only 1 in a million work

Namek · 10-09-2014, 02:33 AM

How do you stop a black guy from drowning?

You don't.

El Muffin · 10-09-2014, 02:33 AM

OK U LOOKIN AT THE SAME SITE

LOL @ THE URL OF THIS SITE

I HAD TO CHEK IT OUT

El Muffin · 10-09-2014, 02:35 AM

Omfg

How do you know adam and eve were not black?

YOU EVER TRY TO TAKE A RIB FROM A NIGGER?

Clayray · 10-09-2014, 02:43 AM

What did Abe Lincoln say when you got sober?

"I set WHO free?"

El Muffin · 10-09-2014, 02:45 AM

Haha

Clayray · 10-09-2014, 02:49 AM

Why is interrogating a Mexican like a pool ball?

The harder you hit it the more English you get

Clayray · 10-09-2014, 02:52 AM

Why do they only bury blacks 12 feet?

Because deep down their good people

El Muffin · 10-09-2014, 02:54 AM

WOT WERE OPRAHS N STEVIE WONDERS NICKAME IN HS

NIGGER

ROFL

Clayray · 10-09-2014, 03:00 AM

Lmao

What if you have a black guy buried up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement

How can a black women prevent crimes?

Have abortions

Camp Bell · 10-09-2014, 03:08 AM

yall sick man. wtf? lol

Fart · 10-09-2014, 03:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Art

How was copper wire invented?

two jews got into a fight over a penny

Objective · 10-09-2014, 03:18 AM

Aiiight, so this white chick goes to a bar and starts hitting it off with this black dude. After a couple drinks they finally decide to leave together. As they're about to call for a cab the white chick asks him; ''Is it true what they say about black guys?'', ''Yeah'', he says. Eagerly she replies; ''Then show me right now'' and the guy stabs her 35 times and steals her purse.

And obligatory: Q: Why does Tiger Woods hit the ball so well? A: Because it's white.

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El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	Lol @ hooking thats good but no THEY BOTH CHANGE THEIR PADS AFTER 3 PERIODS /THREAD __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

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Fart You Next Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Seattle Posts: 6,348 Battle Record: 1-2 Rep Power: 7920846	couch has money? __________________ smokin spliffs til i dont exist

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kannon kickthekan Join Date: May 2014 Location: fresh coast Posts: 1,204 Battle Record: 9-6 Champed - The Mic Check Rep Power: 22752198	the black guy gets upset when you sit on him. I'm bad at these. __________________ lnk.bio/kickthekan FIRSTCLASS

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Fart You Next Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Seattle Posts: 6,348 Battle Record: 1-2 Rep Power: 7920846	How was copper wire invented? __________________ smokin spliffs til i dont exist

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El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	WHAT DO BLK PPL AND SPERM HAVE IN COMMON __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

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Tom Sparks Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 887 Rep Power: 0	Whuts the difference between a couch n blk guy

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Tom Sparks Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 887 Rep Power: 0	A couch can support a family of 4

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Tom Sparks Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 887 Rep Power: 0	Only 1 in a million work

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Namek Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2014 Posts: 1 Rep Power: 0	How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You don't.

10-09-2014, 02:35 AM	#31
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	Omfg How do you know adam and eve were not black? YOU EVER TRY TO TAKE A RIB FROM A NIGGER? __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

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Clayray 6ft of Seperation Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 1,541 Battle Record: 3-5 Champed - Faggot of the Year (2015) Rep Power: 0	What did Abe Lincoln say when you got sober? "I set WHO free?" __________________ GraveyardShift

10-09-2014, 02:45 AM	#33
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	Haha __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

10-09-2014, 02:49 AM	#34
Clayray 6ft of Seperation Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 1,541 Battle Record: 3-5 Champed - Faggot of the Year (2015) Rep Power: 0	Why is interrogating a Mexican like a pool ball? The harder you hit it the more English you get __________________ GraveyardShift

10-09-2014, 02:52 AM	#35
Clayray 6ft of Seperation Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 1,541 Battle Record: 3-5 Champed - Faggot of the Year (2015) Rep Power: 0	Why do they only bury blacks 12 feet? Because deep down their good people __________________ GraveyardShift

10-09-2014, 02:54 AM	#36
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	WOT WERE OPRAHS N STEVIE WONDERS NICKAME IN HS NIGGER ROFL __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

10-09-2014, 03:00 AM	#37
Clayray 6ft of Seperation Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 1,541 Battle Record: 3-5 Champed - Faggot of the Year (2015) Rep Power: 0	Lmao What if you have a black guy buried up to his neck in cement? Not enough cement How can a black women prevent crimes? Have abortions __________________ GraveyardShift

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Camp Bell Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 733 Battle Record: 10-18 Rep Power: 0	yall sick man. wtf? lol __________________ get high. write rhymes.

10-09-2014, 03:18 AM	#40
Objective ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,868 Battle Record: 17-32 Rep Power: 52474192	Aiiight, so this white chick goes to a bar and starts hitting it off with this black dude. After a couple drinks they finally decide to leave together. As they're about to call for a cab the white chick asks him; ''Is it true what they say about black guys?'', ''Yeah'', he says. Eagerly she replies; ''Then show me right now'' and the guy stabs her 35 times and steals her purse. And obligatory: Q: Why does Tiger Woods hit the ball so well? A: Because it's white. __________________ I'm not a slave for entertainment, I'm entertainments personal slave, So deep into writing I'm concerned bout the text on my grave. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV8ozGcGJ6o Last edited by Objective; 10-09-2014 at 03:20 AM.