pregnancy scare - Page 2

Witty · 08-01-2013, 04:16 PM

We thought she was pregnant but she wasn't.

The End.

08-01-2013, 04:20 PM

Why

Darth Yoda · 08-01-2013, 04:27 PM

ohhhhhhh lol that makes sense witty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anybody else wan talk bout it

witty im srry... didnt mean to bring u bak into dat dark past.. :'( ...so sad rite now lol

sry rly

witty sry lol

sigh wtty....sry :/...

how old u now tho like old now u tell ur kids dat story for abstinednce?

Witty · 08-01-2013, 04:30 PM

I will kick you in the fucking face.

Darth Yoda · 08-01-2013, 04:32 PM

wow ok

PancakeBrah · 08-01-2013, 04:33 PM

Lol man this topic is kwazzeee! Darrg Yoda is weird!

Darth Yoda · 08-01-2013, 04:39 PM

lmao u talk like a baby lmao. my name isnt darg yoda... lmao

Witty · 08-01-2013, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Darth Yoda

wow ok

Lmao

Big Tree · 08-01-2013, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Witty

We thought she was pregnant but she wasn't.

The End.

What about one of those thrillin stories of insurance claims

PancakeBrah · 08-01-2013, 04:41 PM

Lolololol u really got me lolzz fucking dogs is underrated. IM KWAZEE I FUCK DOGS

Nigma · 08-01-2013, 04:42 PM

I've had a couple pregnancy scares with numerous girls I've dated. Whatever the cause of random late periods is should snort a mixture of evaporated arsenic and broken glass. One crazy bitch was so sure she was pregnant because I pulled the condom off and flawlessly executed the pullout method that she stressed herself to the point of causing her period to be hella late, so shes flipping out literally making herself sick while going bat shit crazy @ me. Then she got her period and felt like a hurr durr elbow lick. Then we broke up and I lived happily ever after.

Darth Yoda · 08-01-2013, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by PancakeBrah

Lolololol u really got me lolzz fucking dogs is underrated. IM KWAZEE I FUCK DOGS

lol easy der -_- i not fucking dogz wtf.....weirdo lol

ok u drive i'll ride *tosses partner the keyes & slides acros hood of car* *severely overestimabtes car heigt & jumps into a tree* o no help

LMFOA11111111111!!!!!!!!!!! lol guys pancake is good writer look @ his om the last one polar bares. but srsly any more stories? i wunt story...i want u 2 writ hoa it FETL ...how it felt...... liyk wut weer ur thinkin?

Darth Yoda · 08-01-2013, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Nigma

I've had a couple pregnancy scares with numerous girls I've dated. Whatever the cause of random late periods is should snort a mixture of evaporated arsenic and broken glass. One crazy bitch was so sure she was pregnant because I pulled the condom off and flawlessly executed the pullout method that she stressed herself to the point of causing her period to be hella late, so shes flipping out literally making herself sick while going bat shit crazy @ me. Then she got her period and felt like a hurr durr elbow lick. Then we broke up and I lived happily ever after.

wow, thanks nigma! what i was looking for...sounds interesting and very cool. mmm make sense!!!!! sometimes they sey if u think ur going to be pregnant. ...u will bepregannt...of course it snot possible without semen cause im thinkign right now

*tries to think*

lol still not pregnant

but guys CANT get pregannt so dont worry.

But yeh y girls so crazy

?

Witty · 08-01-2013, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Tree

What about one of those thrillin stories of insurance claims

WHAT KIND OF TREE ARE YOU????

TREES ARE HOMO.

Big Tree · 08-01-2013, 04:46 PM

Children gather around for a tale a despair and childhood molestation
There once was a lonely fat boy named Picture. Well he went by many names but he most commenly went by Picture. One day he was at his Grandfathers house and was watching Mtv ( at the time they still showed music) His uncle came up from behind and knocked him out by smothering him with a Pac bandana and proceeded to analy ravish him. Since the presence of hip hop was so prevalent during the incedent he spent the rest of his life trolling rap forums. To this day some say he's lying in wait creeping in Gamble's shadow waiting to pounce

PancakeBrah · 08-01-2013, 04:48 PM

No I'm SRS I put a spermlove xhild in a uterus. She ha nice tits. The baby hovercraft. Lookin like a blimp lookin boy.

We were so scared. We thought her pregnancy tampon was wrong it was green. Fuuuuuccckkkkkk noooo we have our whole lives is this baby SRS? Invest in pampers. THIS BABY WILL PAY FOR ITSELFS. NO FREE RIDE. except in that stomach.

We kried all night n fucked because now its free. No double jeopardy

Darth Yoda · 08-01-2013, 04:50 PM

i don't get it tree....is that a metaphor for something..... how did he have a baby through butt? lol...you're not welcome...........thats ajoke lol

ooh lmao i get it..the boy IS a picture? and his uncle masturbated to him? what was the picture of...a big tree?

lol boom owned. whatever.

SRS question....

u ever had to fish out condom out of girl vag ? if so explain how it happen srs lol

Nigma · 08-01-2013, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PancakeBrah

No I'm SRS I put a spermlove xhild in a uterus. She ha nice tits. The baby hovercraft. Lookin like a blimp lookin boy.

We were so scared. We thought her pregnancy tampon was wrong it was green. Fuuuuuccckkkkkk noooo we have our whole lives is this baby SRS? Invest in pampers. THIS BABY WILL PAY FOR ITSELFS. NO FREE RIDE. except in that stomach.

We kried all night n fucked because now its free. No double jeopardy

If it's a daughter will you encourage her to lift?

Boredom · 08-01-2013, 04:50 PM

lmfaaao

Big Tree · 08-01-2013, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth Yoda

i don't get it tree....is that a metaphor for something..... how did he have a baby through butt? lol...you're not welcome...........thats ajoke lol

ooh lmao i get it..the boy IS a picture? and his uncle masturbated to him? what was the picture of...a big tree?

lol boom owned. whatever.

SRS question....

u ever had to fish out condom out of girl vag ? if so explain how it happen srs lol

NO lol there's a rapper on here named Picture

08-01-2013, 04:16 PM	#21
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08-01-2013, 04:30 PM	#24
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	I will kick you in the fucking face. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

08-01-2013, 04:42 PM	#31
Nigma The COAT... Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: BC, Canada Posts: 1,723 Battle Record: 28-20 Champed - Art of Writing League (x3) Rep Power: 4595813	I've had a couple pregnancy scares with numerous girls I've dated. Whatever the cause of random late periods is should snort a mixture of evaporated arsenic and broken glass. One crazy bitch was so sure she was pregnant because I pulled the condom off and flawlessly executed the pullout method that she stressed herself to the point of causing her period to be hella late, so shes flipping out literally making herself sick while going bat shit crazy @ me. Then she got her period and felt like a hurr durr elbow lick. Then we broke up and I lived happily ever after. __________________

08-01-2013, 04:27 PM	#23
Darth Yoda Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 408 Battle Record: 6-2 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF Rep Power: 20182439	ohhhhhhh lol that makes sense witty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anybody else wan talk bout it witty im srry... didnt mean to bring u bak into dat dark past.. :'( ...so sad rite now lol sry rly witty sry lol sigh wtty....sry :/... how old u now tho like old now u tell ur kids dat story for abstinednce?

08-01-2013, 04:32 PM	#25
Darth Yoda Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 408 Battle Record: 6-2 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF Rep Power: 20182439	wow ok

08-01-2013, 04:33 PM	#26
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	Lol man this topic is kwazzeee! Darrg Yoda is weird!

08-01-2013, 04:39 PM	#27
Darth Yoda Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 408 Battle Record: 6-2 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF Rep Power: 20182439	lmao u talk like a baby lmao. my name isnt darg yoda... lmao

08-01-2013, 04:41 PM	#30
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	Lolololol u really got me lolzz fucking dogs is underrated. IM KWAZEE I FUCK DOGS

08-01-2013, 04:46 PM	#35
Big Tree Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 26 Rep Power: 37	Children gather around for a tale a despair and childhood molestation There once was a lonely fat boy named Picture. Well he went by many names but he most commenly went by Picture. One day he was at his Grandfathers house and was watching Mtv ( at the time they still showed music) His uncle came up from behind and knocked him out by smothering him with a Pac bandana and proceeded to analy ravish him. Since the presence of hip hop was so prevalent during the incedent he spent the rest of his life trolling rap forums. To this day some say he's lying in wait creeping in Gamble's shadow waiting to pounce

08-01-2013, 04:48 PM	#36
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	No I'm SRS I put a spermlove xhild in a uterus. She ha nice tits. The baby hovercraft. Lookin like a blimp lookin boy. We were so scared. We thought her pregnancy tampon was wrong it was green. Fuuuuuccckkkkkk noooo we have our whole lives is this baby SRS? Invest in pampers. THIS BABY WILL PAY FOR ITSELFS. NO FREE RIDE. except in that stomach. We kried all night n fucked because now its free. No double jeopardy

08-01-2013, 04:50 PM	#37
Darth Yoda Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 408 Battle Record: 6-2 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF Rep Power: 20182439	i don't get it tree....is that a metaphor for something..... how did he have a baby through butt? lol...you're not welcome...........thats ajoke lol ooh lmao i get it..the boy IS a picture? and his uncle masturbated to him? what was the picture of...a big tree? lol boom owned. whatever. SRS question.... u ever had to fish out condom out of girl vag ? if so explain how it happen srs lol

08-01-2013, 04:50 PM	#39
Boredom Been On One Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 1,617 Battle Record: 26-28 Champed - Newbie Tournament IV Rep Power: 415110	lmfaaao

08-01-2013, 04:20 PM	#22
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