Met a BAAAAAAD bitch at a house party in D.C. last night - Page 2

El Muffin · 06-15-2014, 06:28 PM

Aka

Tyson woulda raped that bitch

Badweather · 06-15-2014, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by TYSON

Should of fucked her that night tbh.

She alluded to wanting to go home and do something but she was way too fucked up for me to even consider that as an option. It's all good though. I had fun, made out with a toptier skank, no disea ses. It's all good homie.

Witty · 06-15-2014, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Muff Diggity

Aka

Tyson woulda raped that bitch

20 years ago.

sorry tyson, jk.

Witty · 06-15-2014, 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Badweather

She alluded to wanting to go home and do something but she was way too fucked up for me to even consider that as an option. It's all good though. I had fun, made out with a toptier skank, no disea ses. It's all good homie.

Plz explain.

El Muffin · 06-15-2014, 06:53 PM

Hes a nice guy.

But wait.

You made out with a bitch? Like went around the corner to kiss?

The fuck is this..Happy Days?

I aint kissing shit unless we fucking. Bitch better let me suck on a teat

This some adolescent shit n frankly I dont believe you now

Ion mean to call you out but I cant tgink if any grown ass man I know bragging about making.out

"U fuck?"

Nah

We made out my nigga

Cringe

We arent 12

Witty · 06-15-2014, 06:53 PM

does not compute.

Witty · 06-15-2014, 06:54 PM

nah i'm jk, I would probably have done the same tbh cuz I'm so lame and don't like taking advantage of women or anyone really...I'm such a loser.

Badweather · 06-15-2014, 08:14 PM

It happened really fast hard to explain. But one minute I'm trying to bullshit with her, the next minute she's grabbing onto me sticking her tongue in my mouth. Being the only black guy in a party where I definitely don't know the resident, everybody is watching me from the corner of their eye. It was a little uncomfortable. This chick wasn't making much sense when it comes to her reactions. One second she's mad, the next minute she's staring seductively. He'll Nah I ain't fucking a chick at that level of intoxication, that wavy shit isn't a turn on. Sorry Bros, I'm not a rapey predator.

Strikta · 06-15-2014, 08:20 PM

I woulda fucked.

At the very least got a footjob.

El Muffin · 06-15-2014, 08:27 PM

Lol. Aight badweather

Explanation sufficient

Badweather · 06-15-2014, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Constrikta

I woulda fucked.

At the very least got a footjob.

A nice fj for the win

El Muffin · 06-15-2014, 10:32 PM

Badweather

Wheres bodey

We need more females here

Badweather · 06-15-2014, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Muff Diggity

Badweather

Wheres bodey

We need more females here

Fuck if I know. I imagine she's still in Florida trying to make her way in life. Haven't heard from her in a minute

Neighbor · 06-15-2014, 10:51 PM

tl;dr

Hit it doggy

06-15-2014, 06:28 PM	#21
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	Aka Tyson woulda raped that bitch __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

06-15-2014, 06:53 PM	#25
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	Hes a nice guy. But wait. You made out with a bitch? Like went around the corner to kiss? The fuck is this..Happy Days? I aint kissing shit unless we fucking. Bitch better let me suck on a teat This some adolescent shit n frankly I dont believe you now Ion mean to call you out but I cant tgink if any grown ass man I know bragging about making.out "U fuck?" Nah We made out my nigga Cringe We arent 12 __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople Last edited by El Muffin; 06-15-2014 at 07:02 PM.

06-15-2014, 06:53 PM	#26
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	does not compute. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

06-15-2014, 06:54 PM	#27
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	nah i'm jk, I would probably have done the same tbh cuz I'm so lame and don't like taking advantage of women or anyone really...I'm such a loser. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

06-15-2014, 08:14 PM	#28
Badweather Chillin' like FUCK!!! Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,850 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 0	It happened really fast hard to explain. But one minute I'm trying to bullshit with her, the next minute she's grabbing onto me sticking her tongue in my mouth. Being the only black guy in a party where I definitely don't know the resident, everybody is watching me from the corner of their eye. It was a little uncomfortable. This chick wasn't making much sense when it comes to her reactions. One second she's mad, the next minute she's staring seductively. He'll Nah I ain't fucking a chick at that level of intoxication, that wavy shit isn't a turn on. Sorry Bros, I'm not a rapey predator. __________________ Chill Phil My rep hand is NOT WAY strong anymore.

06-15-2014, 08:20 PM	#29
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181452	I woulda fucked. At the very least got a footjob.

06-15-2014, 08:27 PM	#30
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	Lol. Aight badweather Explanation sufficient __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

06-15-2014, 10:32 PM	#32
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	Badweather Wheres bodey We need more females here __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

06-15-2014, 10:51 PM	#34
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