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Senior Citizen
Join Date: Aug 1997
Posts: 3,870
Battle Record: 4-3
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good shit.
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#22 |
Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2014
Posts: 26,334
Battle Record: 0-1
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WHATS IT STAND FOR U FUCKING FAGGITSTSJSJABSKAJSK
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#23 |
yeet
Join Date: Mar 1993
Posts: 3,956
Battle Record: 20-34
Champed - 1-2 Punch League
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Odd textcees being virgins always
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Look at me King
Join Date: May 2013
Posts: 48
Accomplishments Superior Text Being
Champed Battle Cry for Attention IX
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dizaster shout out to
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yeet
Join Date: Mar 1993
Posts: 3,956
Battle Record: 20-34
Champed - 1-2 Punch League
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ay yo CHOPPA'S PLAN is to leave dunk's face blue like a TOTTENHAM SOCCER FAN
if im POPPIN CANS it's like a WATER TAN cuz imma wet this nigga wit da heat like AQUAMAN stop it fam ur mom pussy smell like SALTY CRABMEAT and look like BALDY PADDY i tell hoes to CALL ME DADDY & them white girls run into my arms like im CHARLES RAMSEY nigga im robbin grannies & my muscles look like they SUPER SIZED so when u see all this 'crucial bulk' kill dunk the cops gon think it was a SUICIDE my hood let them uzi's fly we've caught more charges than a CIRCUIT BREAKER go to our rival's house & its blood everywhere 'all u gon see is red' like the TERMINATOR in fights im a perpetrator double leg take downs we STRONG WRESTLERS like BROCK LESNAR if u 'sing to da cops' like John Denver i'll put da 'strap to ya man's back' like a CROSS DRESSER nigga when i pop hecklers that shit so noisy u gon wonder what dat SOUND WAS cuz its like the ending of a Home Alone movie: all u gon hear is a 'LOUD BUZZ' i seen u in an underground club jiving to We Found Love while u DANCED IN YA WIFEBEATER and once i saw u i 'banged da ratchet under them disco lights' like SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER that last line is how u categorize ether cuz u softer than GEORGE FOREMAN'S KIDS & once u lose u gon show more POOR SPORTSMANSHIP than the old FOUR HORSEMEN DID Now I’m not usually a violent person, but I’ll give in to my primal urges Do OTBVA a favour because this site is burdened with the rhymes you’re wording Show up where this guy is working and *Banks get shot up* like *Higher Learning* I’ll light up a financial institute like Tyler Durden Coz I bang hammers like judges giving final verdicts; Choppa will die a virgin Nigga you’re never getting box, you’re too busy looking at wrestler cocks If you had a girl, she’d be so ugly she’d make Leopard Spots look like Megan Fox Every bar you ever wrote is trash, I’m bout to show ya ass like yoga pants If we’re throwing hands, jaw shots ‘til your teeth need re-alignment We can’t be compared, what’s this CZ to a diamond Trying to beat me with rhyming is like starting beef in the deep seas with Poseidon I mean, please, 2-0 clean sweep, first round K.O., second round repeat and you’re dying This is your death certificate and I’m the coroner that’s autographing that Funeral wreaths got your parents paying florists stacks of cash Your official cause of death will be my flawless battle raps So y’all can say that I wrote Zhivago’s demise like Boris Pasternak The title of this battle included (holy fuck) like they were impressed with what was taking place. MY FRIEND USED A 'GET HIM WET WIT THE HEAT LIKE AQUAMAN' LINE I'M DONE. NO NUMBER OF SHOUT OUTS COULD UNSHAME YOU. s'like LB without the convenience. |
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Look at me King
Join Date: May 2013
Posts: 48
Accomplishments Superior Text Being
Champed Battle Cry for Attention IX
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off topic battle video archives
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#27 |
Look at me King
Join Date: May 2013
Posts: 48
Accomplishments Superior Text Being
Champed Battle Cry for Attention IX
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m a SAVAGE AND BRUTE BEAST that'll RAVAGE THE DUDE'S SPLEEN
We know he's "in for that long haul" like he HAD JANITOR ROUTINES! You're just RAM-BA-LING LOOSELY while I'm here to FAMISH THE FOO'S FEAST But you'll still take the "meat between the buns" like a HAM SANDWICH WITH POUTINE! Are you DEMANDING THE SWITCH SCHEME? Well I'll just BRANDISH YOU QUICKLY Cause I'll "leave this killa in the net" like a HAMMOCK FOR FISH FEED! Trying to text with Malgam? I don't know why you TRY TO MESS WITH GRINDER PRESSES and FINER LECTURES that will leave you "Doc-tor-ate" like a DINER SKETCH of a RHYME PROFESSOR! Didn't catch the last bar? Well oh well IT'S FUCKING RAD cause Malgam "puts the iron to your lips" and I don't talk about a NIP TUCKING VAG! |
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Join Date: Aug 2013
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Look at me King
Join Date: May 2013
Posts: 48
Accomplishments Superior Text Being
Champed Battle Cry for Attention IX
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2014
Posts: 26,334
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Whats poutine?
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SOBER
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 12,480
Battle Record: 2-5
Champed - AOWL Season 2
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#32 |
General German
Join Date: Dec 2009
Posts: 1,988
Battle Record: 26-12
Champed - Netcees Battle League (2x)
- Line4Line Cypher Tourney
- Back2Basics
- Fight Night XLVI
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Okay.
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loose leaf bruce lee
Join Date: Mar 2013
Posts: 1,077
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I like the need to caps the multies. Like we couldnt read it.. lol
Thanks so much, i never wouldve figured it out. Sometimes multies make things read like shit.
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Senior Member
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wb/ Beyond can't see he can't post if he can't see keyboard.
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Senior Member
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Word @ dg. If the dude can't see how he supposed to board yo.
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