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Old 05-15-2013, 08:42 PM   #21
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Old 05-15-2013, 08:44 PM   #22
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WHATS IT STAND FOR U FUCKING FAGGITSTSJSJABSKAJSK
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Old 05-15-2013, 08:44 PM   #23
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like a woolah what it do to one’s medulla oblongata- revenge of Montezuma on a blotter
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Old 05-15-2013, 08:45 PM   #24
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Old 05-15-2013, 08:47 PM   #25
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ay yo CHOPPA'S PLAN is to leave dunk's face blue like a TOTTENHAM SOCCER FAN
if im POPPIN CANS it's like a WATER TAN cuz imma wet this nigga wit da heat like AQUAMAN
stop it fam ur mom pussy smell like SALTY CRABMEAT and look like BALDY PADDY
i tell hoes to CALL ME DADDY & them white girls run into my arms like im CHARLES RAMSEY
nigga im robbin grannies & my muscles look like they SUPER SIZED
so when u see all this 'crucial bulk' kill dunk the cops gon think it was a SUICIDE
my hood let them uzi's fly we've caught more charges than a CIRCUIT BREAKER
go to our rival's house & its blood everywhere 'all u gon see is red' like the TERMINATOR
in fights im a perpetrator double leg take downs we STRONG WRESTLERS like BROCK LESNAR
if u 'sing to da cops' like John Denver i'll put da 'strap to ya man's back' like a CROSS DRESSER
nigga when i pop hecklers that shit so noisy u gon wonder what dat SOUND WAS
cuz its like the ending of a Home Alone movie: all u gon hear is a 'LOUD BUZZ'
i seen u in an underground club jiving to We Found Love while u DANCED IN YA WIFEBEATER
and once i saw u i 'banged da ratchet under them disco lights' like SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER
that last line is how u categorize ether cuz u softer than GEORGE FOREMAN'S KIDS
& once u lose u gon show more POOR SPORTSMANSHIP than the old FOUR HORSEMEN DID

Now I’m not usually a violent person, but I’ll give in to my primal urges
Do OTBVA a favour because this site is burdened with the rhymes you’re wording
Show up where this guy is working and *Banks get shot up* like *Higher Learning*
I’ll light up a financial institute like Tyler Durden
Coz I bang hammers like judges giving final verdicts; Choppa will die a virgin
Nigga you’re never getting box, you’re too busy looking at wrestler cocks
If you had a girl, she’d be so ugly she’d make Leopard Spots look like Megan Fox
Every bar you ever wrote is trash, I’m bout to show ya ass like yoga pants
If we’re throwing hands, jaw shots ‘til your teeth need re-alignment
We can’t be compared, what’s this CZ to a diamond
Trying to beat me with rhyming is like starting beef in the deep seas with Poseidon
I mean, please, 2-0 clean sweep, first round K.O., second round repeat and you’re dying
This is your death certificate and I’m the coroner that’s autographing that
Funeral wreaths got your parents paying florists stacks of cash
Your official cause of death will be my flawless battle raps
So y’all can say that I wrote Zhivago’s demise like Boris Pasternak

The title of this battle included (holy fuck) like they were impressed with what was taking place.

MY FRIEND USED A 'GET HIM WET WIT THE HEAT LIKE AQUAMAN' LINE

I'M DONE. NO NUMBER OF SHOUT OUTS COULD UNSHAME YOU.

s'like LB without the convenience.
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Old 05-15-2013, 08:47 PM   #26
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Old 05-15-2013, 08:50 PM   #27
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m a SAVAGE AND BRUTE BEAST that'll RAVAGE THE DUDE'S SPLEEN
We know he's "in for that long haul" like he HAD JANITOR ROUTINES!
You're just RAM-BA-LING LOOSELY while I'm here to FAMISH THE FOO'S FEAST
But you'll still take the "meat between the buns" like a HAM SANDWICH WITH POUTINE!
Are you DEMANDING THE SWITCH SCHEME? Well I'll just BRANDISH YOU QUICKLY
Cause I'll "leave this killa in the net" like a HAMMOCK FOR FISH FEED!

Trying to text with Malgam? I don't know why you TRY TO MESS WITH
GRINDER PRESSES and FINER LECTURES that will leave you "Doc-tor-ate"
like a DINER SKETCH of a RHYME PROFESSOR! Didn't catch the last bar? Well oh well
IT'S FUCKING RAD cause Malgam "puts the iron to your lips" and I don't talk about a NIP TUCKING VAG!
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Old 05-15-2013, 08:52 PM   #28
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m a SAVAGE AND BRUTE BEAST that'll RAVAGE THE DUDE'S SPLEEN
We know he's "in for that long haul" like he HAD JANITOR ROUTINES!
You're just RAM-BA-LING LOOSELY while I'm here to FAMISH THE FOO'S FEAST
But you'll still take the "meat between the buns" like a HAM SANDWICH WITH POUTINE!
Are you DEMANDING THE SWITCH SCHEME? Well I'll just BRANDISH YOU QUICKLY
Cause I'll "leave this killa in the net" like a HAMMOCK FOR FISH FEED!

Trying to text with Malgam? I don't know why you TRY TO MESS WITH
GRINDER PRESSES and FINER LECTURES that will leave you "Doc-tor-ate"
like a DINER SKETCH of a RHYME PROFESSOR! Didn't catch the last bar? Well oh well
IT'S FUCKING RAD cause Malgam "puts the iron to your lips" and I don't talk about a NIP TUCKING VAG!
Jesus. If those are Fairy's bars, let him know he's a whack piece of shit
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Old 05-15-2013, 08:55 PM   #29
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Jesus. If those are Fairy's bars, let him know he's a whack piece of shit
naw they are Amalgam and he's from here glad you didn't dick ride
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Old 05-15-2013, 09:34 PM   #30
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Old 05-15-2013, 10:40 PM   #31
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Old 05-16-2013, 05:09 AM   #32
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Old 05-16-2013, 05:26 AM   #33
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Old 05-16-2013, 10:29 AM   #34
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I like the need to caps the multies. Like we couldnt read it.. lol

Thanks so much, i never wouldve figured it out.

Sometimes multies make things read like shit.
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Old 05-16-2013, 11:23 AM   #35
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Old 05-16-2013, 12:00 PM   #36
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Word @ dg. If the dude can't see how he supposed to board yo.
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