TOP 5 SCUMBAGS WHO SHALT FEEL THE WRATH OF THE OLBERION CRYSTAL

[Ghost1]

Lol.

Tell us moar of this oblerion crystal

[uh-oh]

where you at V?

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Bags

Lol.

Tell us moar of this oblerion crystal

I do not know what an oblerion crystal is.

[Ghost1]

Olberion Crystal?

[uh-oh]

since this thread is a giant failure lets talk about a dope dude named sesostris

he was an egyptian pharoah whose legacy should piss in the face of most celebrated conquerers, but he wasnt white so who cares amiright? WRONG. he was a fucking G.

he conquered a territory similair in scope to alexander the great, yet you've probably never head of him.

his army was full of GOONS and SAVAGES. mainly ethiopians, like most white coaches in all sports leagues he figured out 8000 years ago that black people are physically superior, and he used them and arabs to fuck up every arab and some of the savagest white tribes of the time.

when he came to a nation, and conquered them, if they were worthy of RESPECT, and HONOR, and fought VALIANTLY, he put pillars in place with his name, his image, and a message basically saying, SESOTRIS WAS HERE AND CONQUERED THESE DUDES.

when he came to a nation, and conquered them, and they put up a weak fight, or even gave up willingly, he put pillars in place with his name, his image and a message saying SESOSTRIS WAS HERE AND CONQUERED THESE DUDES, and he put a picture of a giant vagina on the pillars so all would know they were WOMEN.

thuggin

also after conquering thrace, and SCYTHIA, he returned to egypt, and INVENTED GEOMETRY, he was such a dope ruler that he gave every single egyptian an exact equal slice of land. he taxed this land that he gave, and if by some circumstance the river or something else wreaked havoc on that land, he would send out inspectors to see if it was true, and had to devise a way to figure out how much of that dudes land was lost, and how much less to charge that dude on taxes.

his answer?

GEOMETRY. invented that.

he was a fucking G.

thats all.

[Fig]

We're learning about Egypt in class right now

That was dope

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Bags

Olberion Crystal?

It is an extra terrestrial powersource which is used to modify and manipulate human brain frequencies. Of which I have a few arranged in a way to effectively alter you.

Sexually

[uh-oh]

Originally Posted by Fig

We're learning about Egypt in class right now

That was dope

word

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sesostris

your history class won't mention him, they think a dude who lived in antiquity and spoke to the ancients was full of shit basically, and he confused like 3-4 different pharoahs as one dude

i'm reading herodotus tho and he doesn't sound confused and his arguments make alot more sense than modern historians

the colchians being a main factor in it. herodotus, and the colchians themselves believed that they were descended from sesostris army that settled the area of modern day georgia.

but word history is dope.

[Ghost1]

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

It is an extra terrestrial powersource which is used to modify and manipulate human brain frequencies. Of which I have a few arranged in a way to effectively alter you.

Sexually

Lol.wow.

[veritas]

Originally Posted by uh-oh

since this thread is a giant failure lets talk about a dope dude named sesostris

he was an egyptian pharoah whose legacy should piss in the face of most celebrated conquerers, but he wasnt white so who cares amiright? WRONG. he was a fucking G.

he conquered a territory similair in scope to alexander the great, yet you've probably never head of him.

his army was full of GOONS and SAVAGES. mainly ethiopians, like most white coaches in all sports leagues he figured out 8000 years ago that black people are physically superior, and he used them and arabs to fuck up every arab and some of the savagest white tribes of the time.

when he came to a nation, and conquered them, if they were worthy of RESPECT, and HONOR, and fought VALIANTLY, he put pillars in place with his name, his image, and a message basically saying, SESOTRIS WAS HERE AND CONQUERED THESE DUDES.

when he came to a nation, and conquered them, and they put up a weak fight, or even gave up willingly, he put pillars in place with his name, his image and a message saying SESOSTRIS WAS HERE AND CONQUERED THESE DUDES, and he put a picture of a giant vagina on the pillars so all would know they were WOMEN.

thuggin

also after conquering thrace, and SCYTHIA, he returned to egypt, and INVENTED GEOMETRY, he was such a dope ruler that he gave every single egyptian an exact equal slice of land. he taxed this land that he gave, and if by some circumstance the river or something else wreaked havoc on that land, he would send out inspectors to see if it was true, and had to devise a way to figure out how much of that dudes land was lost, and how much less to charge that dude on taxes.

his answer?

GEOMETRY. invented that.

he was a fucking G.

thats all.

And you are a coke head dirt person who he would call a vagina

[Fig]

Originally Posted by uh-oh

word

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sesostris

your history class won't mention him, they think a dude who lived in antiquity and spoke to the ancients was full of shit basically, and he confused like 3-4 different pharoahs as one dude

i'm reading herodotus tho and he doesn't sound confused and his arguments make alot more sense than modern historians

the colchians being a main factor in it. herodotus, and the colchians themselves believed that they were descended from sesostris army that settled the area of modern day georgia.

but word history is dope.

Na it's my world literature class

Way more interesting than any history class I've been in

We were learning about old nordic literature before this. Cool shit

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Bags

Lol.wow.

You were given a chance for a sabbatical. What did you learn during it?

[uh-oh]

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

And you are a coke head dirt person who he would call a vagina

does coke once every 8 months = coke head, i got you

but yo lets be real, you know he'd be doing it with me

they found cocaine on the mummified remains of egyptians

OPEN YOUR EYES

[PancakeBrah]

if uh-oh were ever forced to use citations i feel he would stop posting.

[Split]

one day Uhohzitox VII of Mars Upper Continent will stumble upon the scorched PDA-only archived remains of Nessys, and regale his WoW friends with the tales of the great Split Eight of eons past

History in motion

[veritas]

Originally Posted by uh-oh

does coke once every 8 months = coke head, i got you

but yo lets be real, you know he'd be doing it with me

they found cocaine on the mummified remains of egyptians

OPEN YOUR EYES

Quit lying. Typical dirt person tactic. Foh.

[uh-oh]

Originally Posted by El Pancake

if uh-oh were ever forced to use citations i feel he would stop posting.

the only citations i know about are unpaid

COME AND GET ME COPPERS, I PARK WHERE I PLEASE

but yo all knowledge i have posted in here comes from herodotus-the histories

i am reading the free kindle version, and his telling of sesostiris is about 32percent of the way in.

[veritas]

I am trying to free you.

[uh-oh]

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

Quit lying. Typical dirt person tactic. Foh.

you obviously don't know me BROTHER.

weed is my vice, when i don't have weed, which is very rare, i drink. when i'm drinking with people, which is rare as well, i do peoples blow, so i can drink more.

[veritas]

I aint your brother FRIEND. You need to get your shit together, this aint me judging you, it is me helping you.

and one of the main reasons I am coming at you like this is because you are so close to becoming free....