Macy's is killing the department store game currently. - Page 2

Ghost1 · 12-04-2013, 07:50 PM

Oh yea!

I found out ur stunt double at my gym is in highschool!

He must be baging gear into his.ass.

For shame.

Tomorrow when i see him again im gonna tell him i know hes not you.

Witty · 12-04-2013, 07:50 PM

Americans pronounce my name weird.

It is pronounced Dah-rill.

As in Dah-Rillest.

I just thought of that, I wish i had that idea when I was 14, i would so have used that.

Malachi · 12-04-2013, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Certain

It's cheaper. It's also shittier. Much shittier.

i like the clothes ther better

PancakeBrah · 12-04-2013, 08:19 PM

Stay golden, Malachi.

Witty · 12-04-2013, 08:56 PM

You are right @tag

Ghost1 · 12-04-2013, 09:20 PM

Boom

IT WAS ME HAHAHAHAHAHA.SEE WUT I DUN TO U!??!

Witty · 12-04-2013, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Bags Payne

Boom

IT WAS ME HAHAHAHAHAHA.SEE WUT I DUN TO U!??!

I haven't even called you a faggot in a few days, this was uncalled for and hurtful.

dull boy · 12-04-2013, 10:55 PM

lol @ fucking-a right, making eye contact, dancake and @tags

I worked for JCPenny's for 3 days. I stole things. I don't buy much. Why would you when you can have them and the money they're 'worth'? I would wear ties were I to have a position that required them. I kind of wish I did, just so I would have an excuse to dress like an asshole. Not saying you're assholes, just that you dress like them. Ties are excusable for certain situations. Going to the mall isn't one of them, imo. I refuse to add the word hipster to my vocabulary, but I'm referring to them mostly.

PancakeBrah · 12-04-2013, 10:59 PM

I was going to the mall to BUY a tie dullboy. Get it together.

I take my tie off as I leave my place of employment. I then drive to my place of residence and put on sweatpants and a hoodie. And a tie.

Certain · 12-04-2013, 11:01 PM

I stole a 20-ounce bottle of Coca-Cola Classic once. That's all I've ever stolen. I still feel remorse to this day.

PancakeBrah · 12-04-2013, 11:04 PM

My brother used to steal shit all the time from Wal-Mart. He had some sort of system wherein he would go to the fitting room and take off the tags or something. Then leave. With the shit in his pockets? I forget. He got caught stealing a red bull when he had $20 in his pocket. He's been on the straight and narrow ever since.

I've never stolen from an establishment.

dull boy · 12-04-2013, 11:05 PM

Remorse for what?

dull boy · 12-04-2013, 11:10 PM

I steal from my present employer, then I sell the items on an Ebay account I set up after I started working there. Made $300 last week. I suppose if I worked hard to build a company it would bother me to realize I had a thief working for me, but I do it to make ends meet. It's better than selling drugs, I figure. I've always been fascinated with being a criminal. I blame Aladdin. I'm a product of my environment and economy.

Certain · 12-04-2013, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by dull boy

It's better than selling drugs, I figure.

I don't think I agree, but I'd have to do more contemplating on the issue to form a logical conclusion. I've never sold drugs, though.

Ghost1 · 12-04-2013, 11:15 PM

Id say selling drugs is a more honest endeavor

Certain · 12-04-2013, 11:19 PM

I mean, if it's weed, sure. But what if it's heroin ... or crystal meth to suburban moms who then brutalize their children because they're tweaking?

Ghost1 · 12-04-2013, 11:24 PM

Theyre gonna do that regardless

Thats the wrong way of looking at it.

As the drug dealer your providing a service to customers that are interested in a product you sell....both parties benefit in that regard.

As a thief.....the person getting robbed is at a loss.....every1 is not winning

Amd it just seems cowardly.....unless u on sum strong arm.robbery type.shit.....then that jist seems mean.

PancakeBrah · 12-04-2013, 11:26 PM

The 'people are going to drugs anyways' argument is incredibly short sighted.

Certain · 12-04-2013, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Bags Payne

Theyre gonna do that regardless

Thats the wrong way of looking at it.

As the drug dealer your providing a service to customers that are interested in a product you sell....both parties benefit in that regard.

As a thief.....the person getting robbed is at a loss.....every1 is not winning

Amd it just seems cowardly.....unless u on sum strong arm.robbery type.shit.....then that jist seems mean.

I mostly agree with you, only with more apostrophes.

Split · 12-04-2013, 11:37 PM

today i found out that i had failing midterms in MBM because my lab partner refused to fuck the socially retarded lab grader, and that i am passing MBM now with flying colors because my lab partner decides to suck the Professors dick

"yes, you can be. very. persuasive"- teacher to lab partner in engineering computer lab

12-04-2013, 07:50 PM	#22
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	Americans pronounce my name weird. It is pronounced Dah-rill. As in Dah-Rillest. I just thought of that, I wish i had that idea when I was 14, i would so have used that. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

12-04-2013, 08:19 PM	#24
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	Stay golden, Malachi. __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

12-04-2013, 08:56 PM	#25
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	You are right @tag __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

12-04-2013, 10:59 PM	#29
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	I was going to the mall to BUY a tie dullboy. Get it together. I take my tie off as I leave my place of employment. I then drive to my place of residence and put on sweatpants and a hoodie. And a tie. __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

12-04-2013, 11:01 PM	#30
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	I stole a 20-ounce bottle of Coca-Cola Classic once. That's all I've ever stolen. I still feel remorse to this day. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

12-04-2013, 10:55 PM	#28
dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,053 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345604	lol @ fucking-a right, making eye contact, dancake and @tags I worked for JCPenny's for 3 days. I stole things. I don't buy much. Why would you when you can have them and the money they're 'worth'? I would wear ties were I to have a position that required them. I kind of wish I did, just so I would have an excuse to dress like an asshole. Not saying you're assholes, just that you dress like them. Ties are excusable for certain situations. Going to the mall isn't one of them, imo. I refuse to add the word hipster to my vocabulary, but I'm referring to them mostly.

12-04-2013, 11:04 PM	#31
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	My brother used to steal shit all the time from Wal-Mart. He had some sort of system wherein he would go to the fitting room and take off the tags or something. Then leave. With the shit in his pockets? I forget. He got caught stealing a red bull when he had $20 in his pocket. He's been on the straight and narrow ever since. I've never stolen from an establishment. __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

12-04-2013, 11:05 PM	#32
dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,053 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345604	Remorse for what?

12-04-2013, 11:10 PM	#33
dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,053 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345604	I steal from my present employer, then I sell the items on an Ebay account I set up after I started working there. Made $300 last week. I suppose if I worked hard to build a company it would bother me to realize I had a thief working for me, but I do it to make ends meet. It's better than selling drugs, I figure. I've always been fascinated with being a criminal. I blame Aladdin. I'm a product of my environment and economy.

12-04-2013, 11:19 PM	#36
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	I mean, if it's weed, sure. But what if it's heroin ... or crystal meth to suburban moms who then brutalize their children because they're tweaking? __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

12-04-2013, 11:26 PM	#38
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	The 'people are going to drugs anyways' argument is incredibly short sighted. __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

12-04-2013, 11:37 PM	#40
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899398	today i found out that i had failing midterms in MBM because my lab partner refused to fuck the socially retarded lab grader, and that i am passing MBM now with flying colors because my lab partner decides to suck the Professors dick "yes, you can be. very. persuasive"- teacher to lab partner in engineering computer lab __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com