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[Ghost1]

OH WORD CUZ IM ACTING SO OUT OF CHARACTER DMLF2E4IPFJ8234RH

[Flow]

@Bags was that out of "character" a very subtle pun?

[Anjahl]

So it's only possible to be racist towards black people?
Your racism is racist.

[uh-oh]

1) Name one thing invented by a black person that is neither rap nor peanut butter.

blues, rock and roll, every music ever basically.

2) Name one black world leader that isn't Obama.

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3) Name one society, population, or nation that is predominately black and lives in 1st world conditions.

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4) Name one black person who has ever earned a Nobel Peace Prize.

...

5) When you hear the word "Africa" what comes to mind?

general butt naked

6) Why do you suppose there are famous black track stars, but no black swimmers or power lifters?

i think the dude who set the benchpress record at the nfl combine was black. does that count?

7) Affirmative action. Yay or nay?

nay nigga

8) For what reason would anyone possibly want to use chopsticks to eat rice with?

dumb reasons

9) Mulatto and Mestizo. Are they acceptable words to say?

wtf is that

10) Who killed Martin Luther King Jr?

some dude?

And finally, the big one. This is a hypothetical question. Imagine if you will that aliens come to Earth and they make real peaceful like. In fact, they decide to offer us a solution to all our problems. They want to share their technology that will solve our economic woes, cure all our diseases and plagues, bring an end to world hunger, and create peace on Earth. The only catch is that they want all the black people on our planet so they can use them as slaves.

The decision is left to you. Do you accept?

no wtf? you can't cure diseases or plagues. they will always come back in various mutations. peace is impossible because we are apes. our economic woes will always be prevelant because we are apes. theyve done studies on chimps where they teach them to share and give them food. theyll give one chimp a bunch of bananas and mnm's and shit. he went about hiding 3/4 of it and only sharing a small portion. humans are the same. those in power keep a greedy handle on the majority and sprinkle the rest looking like a philantrhopist.

also i would kill the aliens

[Ghost1]

Originally Posted by uh-oh

1) Name one thing invented by a black person that is neither rap nor peanut butter.

blues, rock and roll, every music ever basically.

2) Name one black world leader that isn't Obama.

...

3) Name one society, population, or nation that is predominately black and lives in 1st world conditions.

...


4) Name one black person who has ever earned a Nobel Peace Prize.

...

5) When you hear the word "Africa" what comes to mind?

general butt naked

6) Why do you suppose there are famous black track stars, but no black swimmers or power lifters?

i think the dude who set the benchpress record at the nfl combine was black. does that count?

7) Affirmative action. Yay or nay?

nay nigga

8) For what reason would anyone possibly want to use chopsticks to eat rice with?

dumb reasons

9) Mulatto and Mestizo. Are they acceptable words to say?

wtf is that

10) Who killed Martin Luther King Jr?

some dude?

And finally, the big one. This is a hypothetical question. Imagine if you will that aliens come to Earth and they make real peaceful like. In fact, they decide to offer us a solution to all our problems. They want to share their technology that will solve our economic woes, cure all our diseases and plagues, bring an end to world hunger, and create peace on Earth. The only catch is that they want all the black people on our planet so they can use them as slaves.

The decision is left to you. Do you accept?

no wtf? you can't cure diseases or plagues. they will always come back in various mutations. peace is impossible because we are apes. our economic woes will always be prevelant because we are apes. theyve done studies on chimps where they teach them to share and give them food. theyll give one chimp a bunch of bananas and mnm's and shit. he went about hiding 3/4 of it and only sharing a small portion. humans are the same. those in power keep a greedy handle on the majority and sprinkle the rest looking like a philantrhopist.

also i would kill the aliens

HAHAHAHA, everything about this post was quality

[bleak]

[Split]

kid on the right gets dressed by his mother still

[Fig]

Why are the majority of your questions black related? These questions reek of your own insecurities.

Anywho, I'll answer the ones I know

4) MLK
5) cheetas and spears and shit
6) well there are, but if i had to answer your question, I'd honestly say it's coincidence.
7) no.
8) chopsticks are a more efficient method of eating. They are basically an extension of your fingers.
9) yeah, i don't give a shit. So are nigger chink spic and kike
10) James Earl Ray

This is a totally contradicting situation, simply because the aliens coming in "peace" would create war amongst the population of earth. It'd be helter skelter for real, and since in this case, it'd be blacks against all other races, the blacks would die out. I don't know what happens then in relation with the aliens, but um... yeah

[Not Dagel]

Originally Posted by Figurative

5) cheetas and spears and shit

Glad somebody stepped up with something funny.

Fucking Flo Diddly and his college educated ass.

It's Black History Month, mother fuckers.

[Split]

White guilt, widening the racial divide one reparation at a time!

[Fig]

White people have lost their sports, women, and word to black people. Nigger is a white mans word, no matter how you flip it.

[Immaculate]

Sup Zomb.

[bleak]

ya but white people are still white.

No matter how you flip it.

[Split]

An omelet is hard to make, no matter how you flip it

[Ghost1]

Originally Posted by Split

An omelet is hard to make, no matter how you flip it

u dont flip an omelet. smh.

[Fig]

Originally Posted by Split

An omelet is hard to make, no matter how you flip it

Omelettes aint so hard.

[Flow]

Originally Posted by Not Dagel

Glad somebody stepped up with something funny.


Fucking Flo Diddly and his college educated ass.

It's Black History Month, mother fuckers.

Flo diddly doesn't appeciate having poor name flops thrown at him. @bleak great pic! Lol

[Not Dagel]

Originally Posted by Flo Real

Flo diddly doesn't appeciate having poor name flops thrown at him. @bleak great pic! Lol

Are you Flo Serious? You're name is a pathetic weak rip of Flo Rida. Get original, get alpha, get gains, get paid, nigga what?

[Flow]

Sorry, am i right in think YOUR telling me about weak name flips.... Its not like im called NOT flo rider...

Oh an also - flo was my first true love...good anecdote actually. If you would partake in me rambling for a few minutes. It all started when.....

I had just lost my first tooth, i was ever so excited, my mother told me to put it under my pillow an this so called "tooth fairy" would leave me money. I knew it had to be real because my dad wouldnt allow me money for something so trivial. Anyways that night i woke to see this beutiful girl, after a brief pause of shock and once i had my bearings, i engaged in gentle "chit chat" with her. From that moment i knew i had met my soul mate. I told everyone about her but they would deny her existence. I vowed that i would make sure all knew flo was infact real... I realised the only way this could happen was to bide my time, waiting for the one moment, then it hit me! Become a text based rapper an name myself flo real!!! Then her name would...your a bellend if you read this ;)

[Not Dagel]

Originally Posted by Flo Real

Sorry, am i right in think YOUR telling me about weak name flips.... Its not like im called NOT flo rider...

Oh an also - flo was my first true love...good anecdote actually. If you would partake in me rambling for a few minutes. It all started when.....

I had just lost my first tooth, i was ever so excited, my mother told me to put it under my pillow an this so called "tooth fairy" would leave me money. I knew it had to be real because my dad wouldnt allow me money for something so trivial. Anyways that night i woke to see this beutiful girl, after a brief pause of shock and once i had my bearings, i engaged in gentle "chit chat" with her. From that moment i knew i had met my soul mate. I told everyone about her but they would deny her existence. I vowed that i would make sure all knew flo was infact real... I realised the only way this could happen was to bide my time, waiting for the one moment, then it hit me! Become a text based rapper an name myself flo real!!! Then her name would...your a bellend if you read this ;)

I swear you're zomb because that shit was loony.