How to be black on the internet

>Register at Netcees
>Give yourself a username that doesn't make much sense
>Post pic from 2005
>Never under any circumstance post more than one pic, if called out for being fake use generic insult to bring into question the acusers sexuality, EG; "why you want to see a photo of another man faggot??" or "obv gayfaggot is obv".
>Further entrench your E-rep by telling other users you have stacks, nice car and a degree because why shouldn't you be more successful than every other member in every other category right?
>Self proclaim GOAT of everything from biggest dick to text record to boarding style
>Make thread saying Im leaving for good - must reply to every post in thread
>Return in 48 hours from text hiatous
>Make more threads on why you are the GOAT without actually having factual evidence of anything, because hey, they have no proof im black so why give them proof on anything else in life, right?
> You are now black and are free to move about the internet as you please