SCENARIO: You are weary, struggling through a sex drought - Page 2

Fig · 11-04-2013, 03:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Split Eight

that bitch isnt chubby, she's morally obese

i refuse to fuck chicks above my weight class.. not tryna get caught by a moby dick haymaker when i dont hit them up

Nigga u weigh zero thousand pounds

e11even · 11-04-2013, 03:52 AM

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Originally Posted by TYSON

My position on the matter is already known.

What i'm about to say may sound like what a closet racist would say:

I'm cool with fat people. I have those in my family. I know like three fat people. And I've had a relationship with an overweight girl.

Problem is: if she ain't a freak; has a horrible personality; can't suck a dick, cook, make me laugh, get money.... SHE'S FUCKING DEAD TO ME!!!

I'd marry a big girl tomorrow if OVERALL she has something crucial worth keeping her around. But, a one-night at night, no witnesses?? She better not stink. That is all.

TYSON · 11-04-2013, 03:57 AM

If she skinny then her not having any of them qualities wouldn't matter?????

e11even · 11-04-2013, 04:09 AM

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Originally Posted by TYSON

If she skinny then her not having any of them qualities wouldn't matter?????

I hate skinny. I hate dumb. I hate not funny. I want thick(as in curvy) and a pretty face. Thats pretty much the extent of my parameters.

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