THE VERITAS POO ON YOURSELF CHALLENGE

[Greed]

Your wife hates herself for settling for you.

[Witty]

Originally Posted by Pryde

Its so quiet you can hear a bitch nigga drop

That doesn't make any sense, it is supposed to be something small that doesn't make much noise...a human body falling makes plenty of noise and would be pretty easy to hear whether silent or not.

THINK THINGS THRU.

[Geno]

Wtf is going on in here

[Jim Blaze]

Bitch niggas r light body.

Fox....check ur boy.

[veritas]

Frank.......watch revolver. Then you will maybe understand.

You cannot fathom me.

[veritas]

Frank....you think I am mr hyde impersonating dr. Jekyll

[Witty]

Originally Posted by Jim Blaze

Bitch niggas r light body.

Fox....check ur boy.

I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW IT IS POSSIBLE BAGS.

[Boredom]

[Hush]

Frank bodying bald butch boy

[veritas]

How is your mom?

[Frank Metts]

Originally Posted by VERITAS

Frank.......watch revolver. Then you will maybe understand.

You cannot fathom me.

The guy Ritchie flick? If so I've seen it a few times been a few years maybe longer but i have a good recollection of the movie ... are you saying your avi or Jake or are you speaking in code about your " ego "

[Frank Metts]

Originally Posted by VERITAS

Frank....you think I am mr hyde impersonating dr. Jekyll

If your speaking in todays representation of what people would call jekyll and hyde then maybe .. I think your lucid enough to get through your day with client's building up to come home and let a monster out of the cage

But if your speaking in terms of the book and jekyll's real issues and diagnosis then no not at all ... you seem like an intelligent dude, but you definitely have your own issues that you more then likely bury until you can self medicate in your own fashion which is the old American way

I just look at you sideways because your very see through and I just want to make sure all angles are covered ... your a 2nd degree Brown belt in manipulation but when a 10th degree black belt enters the room you need to step your game up

[2tripple0]

whoa homie i just totally noticed the newcomer part of all of my comments thanks for opening my mind to a complete disheveled remedial leverage bitch

[The Warden]

A complete disheveled remedial leverage


Srs!?!

....


What do u think that means?

I am jacks complete sense of curiosity

[2tripple0]

it means your always going to fail you've already become a complete trash dyke who eats pancake with rice cake and pours syrup on her tits just to rub off her brothers balls while i sit there and watch her cum all over the sofa and rug just trying to hold back my laughter

[Swerve]

9:32 AM - I've been stewing this shit for a long time. My innards feel like they are close to exploding, but I must press on for my dear friend Veritas. I am recording all of my feelings and thoughts on this notepad as I sit cross-legged in this rocking chair. I believe it is of the IKEA brand. High quality stuff for a low low price. It took me months to put it together, but finally I realized that I was reading the Dutch instructions. Also, I would make every attempt at constructing the chair while I was impaired with alcohol. Needless to say, the homosexuals at IKEA that sold it to me would be proud.

10:18 AM - I'm unsure what just happened. I may have either let a slightly wet fart out or pooped a little. I'm sure we've all had those moments, but I am afraid to check. I feel no remorse if I did poop a little as this IKEA chair has brought me nothing but pain. I call her Robranda. She is of sturdy construct, but with the design appeal of a wildebeest. When I put her together, I remember thinking about how IKEA manages to sell such terrible unfinished furniture to people. Then I remembered that they have hotdogs and ice cream for a dollar. It's all a ploy.

10:50 AM - I have decided I will call the IKEA complaints department and tell them about Robranda. Would it be funny if I actually referred to my chair as Robranda? I'm sure the guys on Netcees will like it, but it might confuse the department staff. Maybe I will tell them that I plan on defecating on Robranda before I attempt to return it. Does IKEA take returns if you shit on them? I wouldn't, but I'm sure that its not addressed in their return policy so I will get away with it.


More to come as I chronicle my bowel movement.

[2tripple0]

jesus homie whey dont you sign up for an english class and write a fuckin novel about how you fart on your sofa and shit in your bedsheets? seriously homie go home and write a poem about your poop and then discuss the logistics of it with your fucking professors

[Witty]

YEAH HOMIE WHY DON'T YOU WRITE ABOUT YOUR SHIT EVEN THOUGH THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE ALREADY DOING?????

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Sho Money EMG]

Lmao @ frank

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Frank Metts

If your speaking in todays representation of what people would call jekyll and hyde then maybe .. I think your lucid enough to get through your day with client's building up to come home and let a monster out of the cage

But if your speaking in terms of the book and jekyll's real issues and diagnosis then no not at all ... you seem like an intelligent dude, but you definitely have your own issues that you more then likely bury until you can self medicate in your own fashion which is the old American way

I just look at you sideways because your very see through and I just want to make sure all angles are covered ... your a 2nd degree Brown belt in manipulation but when a 10th degree black belt enters the room you need to step your game up

Your ego is trying hard. It is distorting your perception. Let me break it down for you: i question the mind of any man who constantly feels the need to tell me how much greater they are than I. Your move franklin. Be careful.