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White Earl
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Of course im no criminal. Upstanding citizen nowadays. But...
Pick your most trying criminal offense that either jailed you or had you on the edge thinking you might do some time. We all have SOMETHING. Even if its a traffic ticket EVERYONE has broken law at least once lol. So i caught a dui back in 07. Had my case moved from district to circuit court on behalf of my lawyers advice to get out from in front of the judge that would be before me in district court. Apparently that particular judge had a hard on for alcohol related teaffic offenses due to his son being killed in an incident related to drunk driving. Lawyer said idc if your first offense this guy is drop the hammer on your head. Best to move up to circuit court. So i did. Went in front of judge Pamela North who gave me a year probation. Well of course my drinking ass wasnt done. Went out pissed one night after arguing with the old lady at the time.. Got drunk. Hopped in mynoldsmobile LSS 1999 model. Last year it was made. Well. Needless to say a month after buying the car i totalled iy. Was doing 120 over a bridge ans didnt see the black envoy ahead at all. Well my tire blew. Sent my shooting accross lanes into oncoming traffic. It was late so no cars coming. But i was on a two way bridge and richoted off the one wall back accross swiping the fuck out of the gmc envoy and then damn near going off the bridge into the chesapeake. Somehow my car went from on the wall back to the road and i continued driving like holy fuck. Had a homie in the car with me. I lulled off on another rd and he jumped out and changed my tire to the spare. Well my drunk ass went right back the way i had come and police were there waiting for me. Caught dwi. Leaving scene. And several other driving citations. Several. What an idiot. Right? Ik wtf. Woke up in jail. Car totalled. Went before pamela north again and ended up.doing my year back up time. In 08. Smh. Stupid as fuck. Needless to say. Thank god ive matured a bit and dont no more. Im a mess when i drink man. Especially back then. Anyway.. Who else has a story?
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-A.bove T.he R.est Last edited by Geno; 04-14-2018 at 01:01 PM. |
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