If I chose to be single for the rest of my life.. does that mean I can't have children?

[veritas]

Really it has been 7 years almost 8.

[2tripple0]

Lol nah for real though I love women but I feels bad for em like...you try walking around having everyone staring at ya tits and trying to get in ya pants....fr fr umm y'all should respect felines as they say 'a woman's work is never done'

[Hush]

Originally Posted by veritas

Really it has been 7 years almost 8.

Shouldn't you stop?

[Witty]

I've never thought this deeply in to getting women tbh I just talk to them like I talk to anyone else...and I've done pretty well in the female department.

They really aren't all that mysterious.

[veritas]

Why?

[uh-oh]

bags, you don't know feelings until an asian hooker off of backpage, with a bald spot from a street fight throws up on your dick

but oh my bad, the girls you bang are INTO you, what a FEELING

HOMO

but nah in all seriousness i'm still, stupid-sexy uh-oh when i need to be. you can paint me as a monstrosity in your minds eye but its only because deep down you know im gorgeous and my beard is more glorious.

[Hush]

Uhoh why don't u settle down with a nice fat girl who can make u skyline chili

[Ghost1]

Lol wigga I'm nkt talking about FEELINGS I'm talking about whores wanting to rip ur fucking clothes off and fuck u raw 19hrs of the day and begging for ur cock like the meaning of life is about to shoot down their throat

Lol annihilated at real life Chun li from back page yaking on ur cak tho. Ur life is horrifying ahaha.

[Inno]

I miss whores

[Diode]

Originally Posted by Hush

Uhoh why don't u settle down with a nice fat girl who can make u skyline chili

slayed me @ this one

[sral]

lmao uhoh's love life sounds like a movie i'd be into

film that shit and googledrive it me bruh

[Objective]

Originally Posted by Bags

yes u can bag girls w having a personality.....but if u were better looking u could bag better ones w no personality is the point.

tinder is a different world tho....its speed dating on crack....and women have access to hundreds of thirsty men that will treat them any way they please at the click of a button....I bag on tinder fine but I go under my aestethic grouping due to the way that tinder is set up. text game can be important but if they want u they want u////u could text them any ole bullshit if theyre really into u.....u may feel like ur personality or game helped u but in reality it just so happened that the chick was into u regardless.

also I have to level down because im strictly setting up tinder dates at my crib past 9pm under the guise that I cannot come out because poor ole single fulltime daddy has to stay home...but we could have a fun move nite! .......this is a hard sell....but ive never not fucked a bitch that agreed to come over. fuck going out on dates in public....I could most certainly get a babysitter for a couple hours to go on a date BUT WHAT THE FUCK I LOOK LIKE FEEDING THESE GARBAGE ASS BITCHES. fuck that that.

Word. I'm right in the middle though, good enough to match with nice chicks but rarely get that first message. If my first message is cool and the chick got some humor I take it from there, if she's stuck up and can't spin off with something funny herself she's probably not worth spending time with anyways. Usually works.

I don't like chicks knowing where I live tbh because some of them are fucking nuts, not unless we plan on continue fucking/dating. I usually go for it at their place first. Feeding? Fucking hell, call me cheap all you want but I ain't paying anything for a chick the first time we meet up, I might buy a beer or a drink but their food and stuff? Fuck no. I've yet to meet a chick that doesn't want to pay for their own shit either though, that'd be interesting if she expected that. And usually when I do buy a chick a beer or something she subtly ends up paying some snack or a beer to me later on as well.

Last chick I went with we were just walking around talking shit and catching pokemons with that Pokemon GO app. Pretty dope stuff tbh. I'm not inherently on Tinder to just bag chicks tho, I like just meeting new people as well. Plus getting invited to shit, parties and whatnot with people I don't know leads to an interesting life as well. It's not like I have to have sex with them, friendship and hotter friends is nice for that long con pick and choose game too.

[Ghost1]

word up to meeting new people. it is very cool having access to women you wouldn't normally meet. also lol this one bitch was catching pokemon at my crib....apparently I live at a poke stop...or some shit?> idk wtf this means but she was hype about it.

an yea I used to do those elaborate special intros and funny first msgs but now I just say hey whats up.......if the bitch don't respond to that then I didn't want to talk to her anyways.

[Hearder Hearder]

Wouldconky


Would only match with black or fat girls

[Aero]

Originally Posted by Bags

word up to meeting new people. it is very cool having access to women you wouldn't normally meet. also lol this one bitch was catching pokemon at my crib....apparently I live at a poke stop...or some shit?> idk wtf this means but she was hype about it.

an yea I used to do those elaborate special intros and funny first msgs but now I just say hey whats up.......if the bitch don't respond to that then I didn't want to talk to her anyways.

lol @ elaborate intros. Yea, hey what's up is cool but not enough. Something like "hey what's up, do you enjoy sandwiches? If so hit me up."

[Ghost1]

lol TOOO MUCH


if u make me ask u again for how to pick up chicks in the gym tho I swear to Christ the negs will continue

[Ghost1]

Originally Posted by Hearder Hearder

Wouldconky


Would only match with black or fat girls

mean while this faggots lip turned gangrene and has forced this mongrel into late stage dimentia

[Aero]

Originally Posted by Bags

lol TOOO MUCH


if u make me ask u again for how to pick up chicks in the gym tho I swear to Christ the negs will continue

How is too much? It's short, intriguing and should elicit an automatic yes response. Who doesn't like sandwiches? That's easy money right there. I guarantee you'll get better vibes.

lol @ the negs. Someone needs to lift me to green Bc right now it's a struggle like Bags at 315. I'll respond to gym girls in a second.

[Ghost1]

eh I don't like it.

heres a jewel ill let u have

"whats your favorite cereal"

[Aero]

That's a good one too.