well you're all basically pussies now in comparison. ITT ASK A 185LB MAN WHO JUST BENCHED 315X1 ANYTHING

[TeckNeek]

Originally Posted by PancakeBrah

yo this is a dope ass idea.

maybe we could have 3-6 boarding personalities kind of do it informally for, like, two years. that would so dope. if we did that. hopefully it's something that can happen. have no idea who could do it, or if it's even possible?

lol'd @ bags post

if only Kungfugrip or Fracture were here to join in would be fucking comedy gold. shit even leroy faggot ass..maybe even Zuch. ....nah nvm Zuch lmao

[Allen Knight]

Originally Posted by PancakeBrah

yo this is a dope ass idea.

maybe we could have 3-6 boarding personalities kind of do it informally for, like, two years. that would so dope. if we did that. hopefully it's something that can happen. have no idea who could do it, or if it's even possible?

lol'd @ bags post

LMAO.

[Allen Knight]

Originally Posted by Bags

Phone died :/ I'll get a video another day tho....we only going up from here


So allow my to oblige you WITH MY REPORT

THERE I WAS.....IN MY RED CONVERSE CHUCK TAYLORS. LACED TO THE TOP OBV. ARNOLD CLASSIC TANK ON. CHECK. CHECK THE BARBELL RESTING ON THE BENCH.... ACT AS THO EXAMINING BAR .....THEN LOUDLY PULL BAR OFF IN DISGUST.....AND SWITCH WITH NEIGHBORING BAR....NOW EVERY1 KNOWS I CAME TO LIFT. I'M NOT SUM FUCKBOY FAGOT THAT GOES TO THE BEACH WITH MY GIRLFRIEND AND TAKES THOSE OLD TIMEY WESTERN PHOTOS LIKE A FUCKING PUTON I'M A GOD DAMN SMASH MOUTH MANIAC OUT THIS MUG. WARM UP SET. 135LBS. LITERALLY PUSH THE BAR OFF MY CHEST SO FAST AND SO FEROCIOUSLY THAT I COULD SMELL THE FRONT DESK LADIES CUCCI GET WET IMMEDIATELY. SHE'S A SLUT. I'D FUCK HER HUSBAND RAW. WARM UP SET 2. 225. NOW I LOOK AROUND THE ROOM TO SEE OF ANY1 IS LOOKING AT MY COCK. IN SIDE I LOL HARD CUZ I HAVE NKT EVEN COME CLOSE TO MY HIGHEST POWER LEVELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL KAH MEH KAAHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKING OBLITERATE THE SHIT. THEN I WALK OVER TO GET MY 3RD PLATE FOR EACH SIDE......DOVES FLY CRISS CROSSING BEHIND ME....I FLICK A CIG W MY RIGHT HAND AND IT LANDS OVER AT THE SMITH RACK AND EXPLODES MURDERING THE FUCK OUT OF THE LITTLE BITCH THAT WAS BENCHING 185 IN IT LIKE A FUCKING CHILD. I LOOK OVER AT MY SPOT....HE KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP. SO I'M LAYING THERE AND TIME STOPPED. AS I MOVED THE BAR TOWARDS MY CHEST SO EFFORTLESSLY I REALIZED THAT IN MY MOST TRIUMPHANT MOMENT OF LIFTING GLORY I HAD DISCOVERED TIME TRAVEL. I BLACKED OUT SHORTLY AFTER. I'VE SINCE BEEN SEEN BUT MULTIPLE MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS NONE KF WHICH ARE ABLE TO ACCOUNT FOR THE TUMOR THAT DEVELOPED IN MY BRAIN UPON COMPLETING THE LIFT. ALL I KNO IS THAT TODAY I CROSSED INTO A NEW TIER. LEAVING HUMANITY BEHIND. FOREVER.

LOL.

[Inno]

But can u take a dragons tale like a g?

[Allen Knight]

fracture is here once & a while, he battles too.

[Split Eight]

did the roll of shame today. luckily no one to witness

[Ghost1]

Originally Posted by Split Eight

did the roll of shame today. luckily no one to witness

Lmao!

Man....I had one of these moments a couple years back......but wasn't aware of the roll

So like a small female trapped under a rock I cried out.....in desperation...SPOOOOOOOTTT

and of course some moron comes sprinting over so the entire gym sees me with not even 2 plates stuck on my chest like a fucking coward. Smh. Prolly worst gym day ever. Aside from shitting pants in the squat rack and farting in the leg press machine w hot chicks in earshot

[Split Eight]

Originally Posted by Bags

Lmao!

Man....I had one of these moments a couple years back......but wasn't aware of the roll

So like a small female trapped under a rock I cried out.....in desperation...SPOOOOOOOTTT

and of course some moron comes sprinting over so the entire gym sees me with not even 2 plates stuck on my chest like a fucking coward. Smh. Prolly worst gym day ever. Aside from shitting pants in the squat rack and farting in the leg press machine w hot chicks in earshot

Haha

Yeah, you know when you put on more weight than your previous max, and you give it that test push before you unrack it? Like feel it out

I did one of those and thought "that's not getting back up there"

then I stopped myself. and looked at my wristband. in embossed, protein shit green letters was the text "W.W.B.ASFGKDL$&#FAGGOT.D"

I thought... what WOULD Bags do?

the air in my rapelifting dungeon took on a static feel to it.. I felt a twinge of adrenaline. Im going for it.

I unracked all 175 lb of weight and brought it down to my chest

immediately could not get it more than halfway up

brought it back down and started rolling it down to my torso

then kicked out like a wounded porpoise and tilted the bar 90 deg on its side

I crushed two beers and logged into Netcees

[oats]

guys, I think writing is the new text battling. like, instead of discovering new word combinations that rhyme with "faggot," we could just - and I don't even know if this is really possible - but we could like, write shit? ya know?

[Witty]

Originally Posted by quaker oats

guys, I think writing is the new text battling. like, instead of discovering new word combinations that rhyme with "faggot," we could just - and I don't even know if this is really possible - but we could like, write shit? ya know?

Don't talk crazy oats, this is a crazy idea.

U CRAZY!!!

[Amen]

Lmao this nigga Bags retarded.




And still fat.

[Aero]

Originally Posted by bonKerz

Lmao this nigga Bags retarded.




And still fat.

Can lift 300lbs but where were you when I needed a lift? - Bag's daughter.

[Aero]

Came back to read what I wrote. Wasn't that funny. Wanted to keep it anonymous and put in tag but too long.

[Ghost1]

Idk why u want to test my patience today Aero

Keep it up

[Aero]

Originally Posted by Bags

Idk why u want to test my patience today Aero

Keep it up

Tell me this. What is your breakfast, lunch and dinner on days you're training upper body.

[Ghost1]

im currently eating at a 1500 cal surplus. 3700 cals total spread out to 5 meals on all training days mon-fri


am I putting you in a battle for the SC er wat tho ?

[uh-oh]

im not sure how accurate this s-health app is, but a normal day is like 3700-4000 calories lol. monday i ate like 6000 calories

LIKE A FAT BOSS

still 6'1 220

boss dirt genes

[Witty]

I'm scared of you now bags.

Plz don't hurt me.

Lol jk I'll still kick ur dick off.

[Amen]

@Bags - you shreading or gaining? Which?

Hope you building lean.

You fat still.

You don't have the Greek god aesthetic look, like I do.

I'm Puerto Rican. It's genetic. And you hate me for it.

I got you tho, fatso. You ain't fucking with my meal plan.

[Kin]

Word....good work bags! Gains....

Kin stats at 185lbs max..... 385.
I weigh round 200 now tho

But 315 was one of the weights i got stuck at for months so hope u break by that shit