So. Game of thrones.

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Originally Posted by The Dead Poet

the travailing shit really irks me because you just know next season it's going to take 9 episodes for the dothraki to get across the sea and wreck shit.

if they don't show up in episode 1 i'll be pissed lol.

[Joe Boston]

Damn i gotta watch the two last episodes,wasnt able to

[Diode]

Euron's got Dragonbinder.

It bends dragons to the user's will.

This will be a factor.

[PancakeBrah]

Really think they'd have shown that at the Kingsmoot. Could be wrong but idk. Like Griff or Stoneheart it might be cut out due to ultimate irrelevance to the main plot. Although without it Euron just acts as a kamikaze in the endgame with no real, higher narrative purpose other than the motivation for Yara to get to Daenerys. Which kind of makes sense, actually. SHOULD BE AN INTERESTING WAIT AND SEE, THAT ONE.

[Finnydot]

Ok, so i def gotta rewatch this shit cuz uh oh got me hyped about this horn.

And pancake, appreciate the explanation. I always thought he was like an assassin and was waiting for him to kill someone but he never did.


Oh yeah, and just to point it out again, id splooge prefusely on all them young sand snake hos.

[Diode]

Originally Posted by PancakeBrah

Really think they'd have shown that at the Kingsmoot. Could be wrong but idk. Like Griff or Stoneheart it might be cut out due to ultimate irrelevance to the main plot. Although without it Euron just acts as a kamikaze in the endgame with no real, higher narrative purpose other than the motivation for Yara to get to Daenerys. Which kind of makes sense, actually. SHOULD BE AN INTERESTING WAIT AND SEE, THAT ONE.

He's got all kinds of treasures from his travels, including a certain fireproof/death proof armor IIRC. I think he will play a key foil and side with Cersei before the Night King shows everyone what's up.

[Diode]

I really hope they don't do the Tyrion the Targaryean theory though

The third head of the dragon as a dwarf is just too much

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yea i dunno how they will do it. im positive in the books tyrion is a targaryen. but they might leave him out of the show since he's not really needed in that role, daenerys will obviously wed jon snow and boom targaryen dynasty is back. tyrion can still be around i just don't see how outing him as targaryen in the show helps anything, since they already have done away with a targaryen with a strong claim completely in young griff

i forgot about euron and his dragon horn though. i don't remember if he had it in the show, his plan in the show if i remember right is HEY IM A G, WITH A HEAVY DICK. LETS MAKE 1000 SHIPS AND I'LL MAKE THIS DRAGON CHICK MARRY ME IM A FUCKING IRONBORN KRAKEN VIKING.

my main thing i need to see happen though. and by main thing i just mean one thing. ARYA needs to reunite with her wolf. i think tywin touched on the reports when he was at war with robb, of a giant pack of wolves fucking up the supply train. i think i remember that. but it might just be in the books too. but outside of ghost there is still nymeria. and im pretty sure nymeria is leading a super pack of wolves in the westerosi countryside.

i was hoping for no arya this past episode, and next season her making her way to winterfell and getting surrounded by these wolves, and then nymeria comes out like a fucking giant shewolf and arya now has an army of wolves. the only thing though is outside of her dreams i don't think she can warg. so maybe jon will control the army of wolves. either way there better be a god damn army of wolves.

also i hope the arya/jon love story doesn't happen. it was in the original letter to publishers from martin that arya/jon had like a love story going on, and they were too lovey dovey early on. id hate for them to reunite and bang like filthy animals. save that northern dick for the khaleesi dog

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also i don't remember who's who. between victarion and euron. i remember one of them picking up a red priest out of the water and having a rotten hand or some shit?

there are too many POV's in the books and around those times i was skimming to more familiar characters lol

[PancakeBrah]

Dragon horn has not been on the show. I'm not sure it will be.

Victarion has the fucked hand. He's a beast in terms of physicality/strength but is pretty much a cuck. But: literally. Euron fucked his wife before Euron left for his pillaging. I forget if he's the older one or not, think he is. Wants to marry Danny in the books as well, just to get back at Euron. For the whole, you know, wife thing. The fucking.

Euron 100% badass one eyed GOD MODE sailor cutting tongues out of all his sailors then dragonbinding all day (err day). Bribing mad Iron Islanders with the shitload of loot he has. Cucks Euron then cucks Yara out of queenship. Will die, ultimately a meaningless mean dude.

AERON THE GOAT.

[Finnydot]

Yall book fucks just confuse the shit outta me.

[Batty]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/eye-openi...191444928.html

Sam's story bout to get interesting tho.

[millz]

I'm pretty sure Euron gave dragonbinder to Victarian to take to mereen during the siege.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Originally Posted by Batty

https://www.yahoo.com/news/eye-openi...191444928.html

Sam's story bout to get interesting tho.

Sam will be King at the end of all this bro fr fr

[Batty]

Originally Posted by Kingslayer K

Sam will be King at the end of all this bro fr fr

Yo, that would be raw af

Podrick could be his Hand.

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i'm convinced everyone is going to die. martin is a liberal hippy. the white walkers will come, in numbers they couldn't foresee, and they will have the ice dragons of lore, along with the spiders. while all the humans are fighting for control, the white walkers will come and kill everyone, until the entirety of westeros is a frozen tundra. in some liberal play on global warming and making it like yo they were all too concerned with nonsense to see the plight. jon snow is just a shitty al gore.

martins built up enough LORE around the other continents that if he ever wants to come back to this universe he can go full fantasy and write about the shadowlands and sothyros or whatever. or he can go back in his thousands of years of history like he did with dunk and egg

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Originally Posted by Batty

https://www.yahoo.com/news/eye-openi...191444928.html

Sam's story bout to get interesting tho.

agreed but that article is stupid. those chandelier things are obviously just used to put light into various sections of the library. through mirrors and magnifying lenses to put sun beams in there so you can read and shit. there is no electricity

[Diode]

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thats not him

https://twitter.com/GRRMspeaking

he's gone out of his way like usual to not talk about anything game of thrones related outside passing statements about working on the "son of kong". i've been checking to see if he's said anything about the show but there has been nothing. he infuriates me more than anyone.