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Humble brag. Not acceptable
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definitely not a humble brag, thats some dirtbag shit...
at least, I think so... lowest thing I've done YTD. |
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wrong.
let me give you another example. I was 11. we went to the beach. My aunt who i hardly saw was there. She was my aunt through marriage and not blood. she was wearing a bathing suit and I realized she had nice breasts. I was aroused. I went out into the ocean and started touching myself while looking at them, and trying to act like I was not looking at them. fair>? see the difference? I know you do. try again.
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another time, when I was about 15 or 16 and getting really bad, I was riding with my fellow gang members and for some reason I had a handful of rocks.
so anyway, we pull up to a red light and I look to the right of me and there is a truck with some mexicans sitting in the back. and man I just turn to them (i was riding shotgun,and am left handed) and hum the rocks right at them. they get pelted all in the face and cry out. I am surprised there was no fight. the light turned green a secon or two after and we sped away. Father God forgive me.
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you are getting close to muff levels of oversharing. you have been warned veritas.
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wrong. I am trying to get people to be honest and heal. real talk.
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Lmaooooooo
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it is time bags. let us go to the next level. let loose the flood gates. they will accept you Anthony. I will as well. let us heal.
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Didn't we already have a thread like this?
My friends and I made a fake IM account to terrorize a young lady who broke our friends teenage heart, claiming we were the ghost of her dead other ex boyfriend and told her he died because she was a harlot. She attempted suicide and went to the loony bin. Pretty sure I shared that though In 7th grade I sold 1 million runescape coins to an Asian kid named ruoke. For 20 bucks. It's all I had and had gotten it from a friend to begin with but I was like fuck it and offered him an imaginary 20 million for 150 bucks He obliged and I gave him nothing His parents who were very traditional Chinese folk beat him bloody and he ended up leaving our school There was this girl everyone called shabby Abby She was dirty. Had crusty poop stains on her pants and shit. Looked possessed. I threw a textbook at her face and called her a dirty trout She never returned Tbh I was to my high school and middle school what bags is to nc But I actually ruined lives I got like 50 more but I'll post after some others have shared |
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I know it is wrong, but that was hillarious. I literally lolzorded.
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you people are fucked
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real talk,
when we were adolescents, me and boys watched a porno at one of their houses whose dad had vhs porno tapes we knew the location too, and we put blankets over our wangs and then raced. I don't remember who won. for shame.
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There was a pale and overweight tomboyish girl named Gabriela
She was very poor. Her parents left her with her grandfather who lived in a 1 bedroom shack of a house with a small barn he used to keep a cow in. She slept there. I found this out at gym class when I had to be tennis partners with her. Told everyone she's a pedophiles sex slave and lives in a barn where she's tied up like a pig Cps got involved and her families already sullied name was tarnished She finally actually returned after a year or so and I gave a slightly retarded kid thst thought he was a ninja 5 bucks to fart in her face Ah the good all days |
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knucklehead.....
describe your family situation growing up?
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Two wealthy families
Dad was always pretty busy but spent time with me like once a month. We went on family vacations twice a year. My mother had cancer from when I was 9 til I was 17 She then passed away I was the closest with her my while life. Otherwise my grandfather on my mother's side who was my biggest male role model. He passed a year before my mother. Your people said I was a complete mental wreck. I was treated for temper problems at a younger age to begin with What is your assessment |
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Ginger.
Dad issues. Intermittent explosive disorder oppositional defiant turned conduct disorder fair?
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Not actually a ginger nor ever heard any redhead jokes towards me my whole life but here lol
Dad issues nah were cool he wasn't the best or the worst but he made an effort while providing Rest is accurate |
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lol. eh
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When I was 12 or something me and a friend peed in a stroller that was placed in a ''safe area'' in the apartment building I grew up in. I could get to these rooms that's locked 24/7 where you stash bicycles n shit because I had the key. Obviously someone in the building noticed it and some kid with major issues in school and life in general that also lived in an apartment there was blamed for it. His mother and everyone else figured it was him and when my mother talked to me about it I agreed because I didn't want to be caught. Dude wasn't allowed to play with his friends for a week or some shit and had to apologize to the lady personally for it. When I told my partner in crime about this we laughed pretty hard for a solid 15 minutes. I feel bad for him now and I am ashamed of it, it wasn't a nice thing to do.
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