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or stabs him with moose tranquilizer and he wakes up hooked up to her husband's chemo machines pumping him with half cancer drugs and half his piss
"i'll teach you to pee on my whore wife"
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Location: fucka idiyote
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- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
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- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
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- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
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take a breathalyzer muff
lmao!!! get it it like breather but breathalyzer cause fuck a drunk idiyotr lmao
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not sure if it'd be weirder for Muff to be drunk or sober right now
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LMFAO
Fuck u bros. Lol. Fuck u. His cancer is in remission also. Nah but for real I'm bout to blaze like 2 more times then be DONE
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yea right u wont stop the only pussy u gotten in months over cancer.
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catching the feels is never cute
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Karma has the biggest dick though
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Foreva us, neva them.
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Muff must love karma then amirite guys????
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That shit is bum water.
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I agree it goes great w/ cocaine.
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I don't think there's any beer that doesn't go well with coke tbh. More cocaine goes really well with cocaine, though.
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phew
i literrally red this litterally up until dr dog first post. like, WTF!?!?! HES DEAD NOW?
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Lol BTW I read thread title in my Jeffery Dahmer voice.
Nice going Sir Blacketh
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whatever you do. do NOT put the can in the microwave. seriously. bad news.
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I still can't believe people over there actually say Tall Boy.
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somewhere they sell 24oz beers by the 6-pack? if so, i'll be there shortly.
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