dress shirts. help a dirthuman

[uh-oh]

water baby head get this REPPPPP

also dead man it ain't that serious. i'm sure i will be the least dressed up, well maybe my pops, but still i don't do the dressy shit. i'm only doing the dress pants and dress shirt/tie to make my sister happy. i ain't out to impress nobody i'm beyond that

also i've never been to a wedding

i just know there is free booze and i'm obligated to be there

[PancakeBrah]

Muff 3x retarded.

uh oh just go wearing jeans, suspenders, a tucked in flacco jersey, and a cowboy hat. alligator shoes. with a monocle and a bow tie (yes on the jersey). stand in the corner flipping a quarter while smoking a cigarette. say 'ciao' when you see people leaving.

should be dope.

[Ghost1]

Lmfao. This thread turned out good.

[Diode]

always do the opposite of mufffffy

[El Muffin]

Originally Posted by Dancake

Muff 3x retarded.

uh oh just go wearing jeans, suspenders, a tucked in flacco jersey, and a cowboy hat. alligator shoes. with a monocle and a bow tie (yes on the jersey). stand in the corner flipping a quarter while smoking a cigarette. say 'ciao' when you see people leaving.

should be dope.

In all srs Ness

uve nvr been to a casual wedding?

Ppl in polos/jeans?

[Certain]

The only casual wedding I have been to was my aunt's second wedding. (Her husband was on his third.) They basically turned it into a family reunion because they already had done the fancy services in past weddings.

@uh-oh, nothing looks worse than slacks and sneakers. Wear jeans (or Dockers/work trousers, if you have them) if you don't have decent shoes. Return the slacks and belt.

I can't believe you dropped $70 on that shirt, though. You know they sell shirts with letter-based sizes at the same store you bought the pants and belt at, right?

[Sharp]

uh oh is 25?

[Diode]

uhoh to drive this point home

I have never paid 70 for a shirt.

[Neighbor]

I didn't read any of this shit

Just get measured, it takes 10 seconds

[jilti]

black dockers, black shoes of your choice, and polo shirt (color of your choice)
Was at a wedding 2 weeks ago, trust this works. Wont be uncomfortable or sweaty
btw no hats

[uh-oh]

Originally Posted by Certain

The only casual wedding I have been to was my aunt's second wedding. (Her husband was on his third.) They basically turned it into a family reunion because they already had done the fancy services in past weddings.

@uh-oh, nothing looks worse than slacks and sneakers. Wear jeans (or Dockers/work trousers, if you have them) if you don't have decent shoes. Return the slacks and belt.

I can't believe you dropped $70 on that shirt, though. You know they sell shirts with letter-based sizes at the same store you bought the pants and belt at, right?

they didnt tho or else i wouldnt have come home and made this thread. they had regular button downs, but not like dress shirt button downs with stiff collars for ties and shit. the dress pants i got are just some khaki type pants , they will be fine with jordans. when i say jordans also i don't mean the ugly colorful shits either. i havent copped them yet i'm just gonna customise some on the nike site to match the shirt and customise a fitted

Originally Posted by Sharp

uh oh is 25?

yes

Originally Posted by Diode

uhoh to drive this point home

I have never paid 70 for a shirt.

you recommended IZOD...

i'd rather just pay 70 for an overpriced nautica.

i appreciate all of your concerns. i'll post pics its in a couple months and you will all see i'm a fly hooligan and you will all be jealous you have went to weddings your whole lives looking like substitute school teachers

[~RustyGunZ~]

For the love of god do not wear sneakers and a fitted with a dress shirt and slacks that is the stupidest fucking combo in clothing history

[Certain]

They put the dress shirts (with numbers) in a different section than the more casual button-downs.

[Hush]

I can picture his slacks baggy as fuxk just engulfing his entire sneaker whilst a Alvin Karpis esque button down flows uncontrolled in all its triple x glory

Top that off with a sweat wrinkled Cleveland cavs fitted and uh oh is a certified BASWe

[Diode]

Originally Posted by uh-oh

they didnt tho or else i wouldnt have come home and made this thread. they had regular button downs, but not like dress shirt button downs with stiff collars for ties and shit. the dress pants i got are just some khaki type pants , they will be fine with jordans. when i say jordans also i don't mean the ugly colorful shits either. i havent copped them yet i'm just gonna customise some on the nike site to match the shirt and customise a fitted


yes


you recommended IZOD...

i'd rather just pay 70 for an overpriced nautica.

i appreciate all of your concerns. i'll post pics its in a couple months and you will all see i'm a fly hooligan and you will all be jealous you have went to weddings your whole lives looking like substitute school teachers

izod and nautica are same tier, genius.

congrats on paying near brooks bros. pricing for a middle of the road casual shirt though.

[uh-oh]

im convinced u guys are trolling now

khakis with sneakers is fine wtf

you never seen a dude with a nice buttondown wear a hat?

also if izod is the same tier as nautica thats new to me. my whole life i avoided izod cuz everyone i know and have ever met considers it like dirt person shit white trash poor people clothes. nautica is mpre preppy white people shit

i had a nautica bubble goose that was stupid dope

never catch me in izod THO

[El Muffin]

Iono. I love polos.

The way they fit,look etc

Gladly spend 80$ a shirt

on like 6 at a time

Def worth the money..quality wise if I'm not mistaken

[El Muffin]

n I was under the impression that Nautica used to be the shit back in late 90s early millennium. .but they have fallen off gloriously in regards to brand image etc

Similar to timberland

[Diode]

Originally Posted by uh-oh

im convinced u guys are trolling now

khakis with sneakers is fine wtf

you never seen a dude with a nice buttondown wear a hat?

also if izod is the same tier as nautica thats new to me. my whole life i avoided izod cuz everyone i know and have ever met considers it like dirt person shit white trash poor people clothes. nautica is mpre preppy white people shit

i had a nautica bubble goose that was stupid dope

never catch me in izod THO

they are the same tier, sold at the same outlets, dept stores, and 2nd tier stores like kohls, marshalls, tj maxx, etc.

sorry breh.

[Diode]

and again.. unless you are spending full $$$ on a full ensemble, getting one component with dirt others is stupid. so stupid.

and nobody cares what you are wearing. you don't engage with those kind of people.

you live in dirt, ohio.