ITT Phil admits that he and Genocide are hanging out & having beers and steaks - Page 2

Witty · 01-10-2015, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by dull boy

That's better.

<3

El Muffin · 01-10-2015, 05:35 PM

I woke up. getting ready for a pretower meeting...and ANOTHER 12 hr shift trapped out here in the middle of the gulf. The only thing keeping me sane is speculating on all the crazy shit ima do when I get home. I need some fucking pussy so bad...I been jacking off like every other day but that shit aint cutting it no more. Dude I been in this environment for like 3-4 months. Im going to go home and ving rhames a bitch.

lol so it sucks for me too..don't feel bad

veritas · 01-10-2015, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Muff

I woke up. getting ready for a pretower meeting...and ANOTHER 12 hr shift trapped out here in the middle of the gulf. The only thing keeping me sane is speculating on all the crazy shit ima do when I get home. I need some fucking pussy so bad...I been jacking off like every other day but that shit aint cutting it no more. Dude I been in this environment for like 3-4 months. Im going to go home and ving rhames a bitch.

lol so it sucks for me too..don't feel bad

Why u do this?

Vulgar · 01-10-2015, 06:21 PM

Woke up, sneezed numerous times. Grabbed a granola bar and drove to a local tag agency to get my car registration renewed. Half way through a long line, realized they didn't accept cards. Left. Got ready and headed to the basketball court for a couple games with the boys. Had a really good defensive showing. Someone called me Speedy Gonzales today.

Went home, grabbed two pieces of bread. Ate them. Drank water. Headed over to neighbor's son's house to help them move some stuff out of their garage for $12 an hour. Had two burgers from Steak N' Shake.

Feeling good. Have to write a verse for the RHYME on PR. About to say fuck it, can't think of anything to write. Date tonight with a preppy type woman. She's probably horny. This is a good premonition.

uh-oh · 01-10-2015, 06:21 PM

hey cake, i love jay electronica.

in saying that tho i only like 2 of his songs. dear moleskine is my favorite. exhibit c is dope to.

other than that he's really only good in his guest appearances. imo. but he is excellent in spaces.

google "talib kweli/jay electronica - just begun"

thats another one.

but word. this is probably one of my favorite songs of all time

HAVE YOU EVER EVER EVER BEEN DEPRESSED SO BAD
IT WAS A STRUGGLE EVERY DAY NOT TO REGRET YO PAST

dull boy · 01-10-2015, 07:06 PM

I hate that Vulgar has boys.

Pent uP · 01-10-2015, 07:43 PM

Woke up and played tickle wars with the gf for an hour or two..then fucked

For an hour or two

Went to a sports bar, had a pastrami rubin and a couple craft beers. Then went to my aunts house to drink beer watch the game and smoke tritip and salmon. Next os my grandmas bday..

I just wanted to join in the diary thingy

Certain · 01-10-2015, 07:59 PM

I awoke to the sound of my neighbor's alarm clock. The wall that separates our bedrooms is awkwardly thin, especially since I've never even met this guy. It was 11:30 a.m., promptly. I try to set my alarms for odd times because it creates motivation. My brain is weird.

I stayed in bed for another two hours, half-sleeping and half-bullshitting on my phone. Finally I arose at around 1:15 p.m. to watch some basketball. First I brushed with Crest ProHealth and shat with my rectum. I actually had watched some basketball from bed on my phone. WatchESPN and smartphones in general are going to ruin America.

The Knicks were embarrassed. Kentucky was, too, despite winning. I don't like the Harrison twins at all, but Tyler Ulis and Devin Booker are good enough to save the season. They should go something like 38-1. Still might wind up losing to Duke or Gonzaga. I like this Gonzaga team more than most people do, though. Tim Hardaway Jr. can't be your No. 1 option, though. I think I can appreciate Phil Jackson's plan, but this is going to be ugly. It already is.

So I turned off the basketball at about 3. Had a little bit of work to do. I work every day, but today it was only going to be for about three hours. I knocked out a story and some other stuff, taught a coworker how to properly use Photoshop and tweeted a bunch of inane things because Twitter exists. At some point, I threw a couple pork/beef combination hot dogs on the Foreman Grill. I ate them with peanut butter because it's delicious. Peanut butter goes with everything.

Throughout this period I visited Netcees, but it was sort of a half-ass visitation. I haven't really been giving this site my undivided attention as much lately. But here I am, typing up what I did today.

big baby · 01-10-2015, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by dull boy

I jerked off. Ate some Raisin Bran and left over pizza. Crushing on Allie from Austin and Allie. Ignoring children. Need to clean the house. Don't wanna. Sick. Flu or something. Cancelled a date last night due to flu. Bitch didn't wanna get sick. Holding it against her. Talking to another bitch now. Reminds me of Becca Moody. Need to do dishes. Don't wanna. Feel fat. Haven't run in like a week. Sick. Work. School. Not a great day thus far.

lol

big baby · 01-10-2015, 08:54 PM

Bb woke. Peen hard. Smacked it. Knew it wouldnt do anything but did anyway. Laughed. Woke up. eye crust serious. So serious, wiped 4 times. nothing. still blind. more. Rock falls out. had a rock in my eye. dying. Old. Where'd it come from? The clock said 6:23 but i thought it said fuck you. So blind. Woke up. No breakfast. Tired. Drank 2 bottles of water. Thirsty. Drank more on the way to work. Yeah, work. Mustachia texted me. Told her to stfu. Straight up. Listened to a podcast. Didn't though, just wanted people conversing in the background. Had it on low. like 3 volume. Just enough to hear them conversing. Wanted to punch things. Did. Punched them. Just kidding, didn't. Made 2 boxes to put stuff in. Tape gun. Cut myself. Got a papercut. Cardboard cut. imagined my peen getting a papercut in the urethra. Mind shearing image. Hurt. Cringing. Cringing now. hate it. Worst. Worser than a blade in ur eyeball. Like, reapers blade. Yuck. Tired. Went home, slept. Woke up, hated myself. Know I'm better than everyone, so doesnt matter. Farted ridiculously long. Drank soup. Like 9 bowls. Just endlessly. Not even paying attention to it. Just drinking. Pee'dfor like 5 hours. Wish I could see my soup turn into pee. We havent seen this happen. Nobody has. Hate pee. Hate when it splashes in the toilet bowl. Bb doesnt like it. Mad. Avoid the water. Try to aim on the side. miss sometimes. Hits the floor. Dont clean it. Disgusting. Cold pee. Just leave it till it evaporates. Dog peed on the floor. Stain there now. Fucka idiyote.

Ghost1 · 01-10-2015, 09:17 PM

Lold 3 words in.

dull boy · 01-10-2015, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by BANE BABY

lol

Got sick. Fuck you.

Blanco Bishop · 01-10-2015, 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Phil

When I was a lowly submariner, I learned a vital trick to cure all hangovers. Nobody wants to try it until they learn that it actually fucking works though.

2 or 3 beers is the cure to all hangovers large or small. I kid you not.

All mexicans know this to b true

Strikta · 01-10-2015, 11:28 PM

Have a brew for me, my fellow DMVers.

holocene · 01-10-2015, 11:44 PM

woke up. ate six spoonfuls of chunky peanut butter. girlfriend is in Vermont with her roommates, miserable & keeps complaining that I'm not up there. Said she wishes I was there because everyone's doing coupley shit. had to leave to get my car fixed. ended up putting off the repairs to visit an old friend in the southern portion of the state, caught up & went to a few thrift stores. Bought some Modest Mouse, Cat Stevens, and one of those African hats. Made plans for friend to come celebrate her birthday with me, probably going to get obliterated, flirt heavily and wonder how long my current relationship is going to last. She was not wearing a bra, couldn't stop touching me on the arm/ back/ hand. reminded myself that I'm happy as long as I keep my phone off. Ate a burrito with pineapple in it. Drank heavily in the present timeframe and realized that both girls are polar opposites of one another. Reminded myself that I'm happy. Took an ass-shredding SHIT and did half a workout, hammered. Currently sobbing and stuffing gauze into my asshole in the fetal position as Dashboard Confessional plays in the background. Gonna draw razor blade scars on my wrists with a magic marker and post it to my Xanga/ Deviantart

Strikta · 01-10-2015, 11:55 PM

Wtf.

PancakeBrah · 01-11-2015, 12:12 AM

Classic holocene.

dull boy · 01-11-2015, 12:28 AM

Holocene wins.

dull boy · 01-11-2015, 12:29 AM

Let's do this again tomorrow.

Vulgar · 01-11-2015, 12:39 AM

Agrees.

01-10-2015, 05:35 PM	#22
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	I woke up. getting ready for a pretower meeting...and ANOTHER 12 hr shift trapped out here in the middle of the gulf. The only thing keeping me sane is speculating on all the crazy shit ima do when I get home. I need some fucking pussy so bad...I been jacking off like every other day but that shit aint cutting it no more. Dude I been in this environment for like 3-4 months. Im going to go home and ving rhames a bitch. lol so it sucks for me too..don't feel bad __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

01-10-2015, 07:59 PM	#28
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	I awoke to the sound of my neighbor's alarm clock. The wall that separates our bedrooms is awkwardly thin, especially since I've never even met this guy. It was 11:30 a.m., promptly. I try to set my alarms for odd times because it creates motivation. My brain is weird. I stayed in bed for another two hours, half-sleeping and half-bullshitting on my phone. Finally I arose at around 1:15 p.m. to watch some basketball. First I brushed with Crest ProHealth and shat with my rectum. I actually had watched some basketball from bed on my phone. WatchESPN and smartphones in general are going to ruin America. The Knicks were embarrassed. Kentucky was, too, despite winning. I don't like the Harrison twins at all, but Tyler Ulis and Devin Booker are good enough to save the season. They should go something like 38-1. Still might wind up losing to Duke or Gonzaga. I like this Gonzaga team more than most people do, though. Tim Hardaway Jr. can't be your No. 1 option, though. I think I can appreciate Phil Jackson's plan, but this is going to be ugly. It already is. So I turned off the basketball at about 3. Had a little bit of work to do. I work every day, but today it was only going to be for about three hours. I knocked out a story and some other stuff, taught a coworker how to properly use Photoshop and tweeted a bunch of inane things because Twitter exists. At some point, I threw a couple pork/beef combination hot dogs on the Foreman Grill. I ate them with peanut butter because it's delicious. Peanut butter goes with everything. Throughout this period I visited Netcees, but it was sort of a half-ass visitation. I haven't really been giving this site my undivided attention as much lately. But here I am, typing up what I did today. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

01-10-2015, 11:44 PM	#35
holocene brkn lghts Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 9 Rep Power: 0	woke up. ate six spoonfuls of chunky peanut butter. girlfriend is in Vermont with her roommates, miserable & keeps complaining that I'm not up there. Said she wishes I was there because everyone's doing coupley shit. had to leave to get my car fixed. ended up putting off the repairs to visit an old friend in the southern portion of the state, caught up & went to a few thrift stores. Bought some Modest Mouse, Cat Stevens, and one of those African hats. Made plans for friend to come celebrate her birthday with me, probably going to get obliterated, flirt heavily and wonder how long my current relationship is going to last. She was not wearing a bra, couldn't stop touching me on the arm/ back/ hand. reminded myself that I'm happy as long as I keep my phone off. Ate a burrito with pineapple in it. Drank heavily in the present timeframe and realized that both girls are polar opposites of one another. Reminded myself that I'm happy. Took an ass-shredding SHIT and did half a workout, hammered. Currently sobbing and stuffing gauze into my asshole in the fetal position as Dashboard Confessional plays in the background. Gonna draw razor blade scars on my wrists with a magic marker and post it to my Xanga/ Deviantart __________________ HCN. Last edited by holocene; 01-10-2015 at 11:47 PM.

01-11-2015, 12:12 AM	#37
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	Classic holocene. __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

01-10-2015, 06:21 PM	#24
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	Woke up, sneezed numerous times. Grabbed a granola bar and drove to a local tag agency to get my car registration renewed. Half way through a long line, realized they didn't accept cards. Left. Got ready and headed to the basketball court for a couple games with the boys. Had a really good defensive showing. Someone called me Speedy Gonzales today. Went home, grabbed two pieces of bread. Ate them. Drank water. Headed over to neighbor's son's house to help them move some stuff out of their garage for $12 an hour. Had two burgers from Steak N' Shake. Feeling good. Have to write a verse for the RHYME on PR. About to say fuck it, can't think of anything to write. Date tonight with a preppy type woman. She's probably horny. This is a good premonition.

01-10-2015, 07:06 PM	#26
dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,053 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345604	I hate that Vulgar has boys.

01-10-2015, 09:17 PM	#31
Ghost1 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 26,334 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 84181445	Lold 3 words in.

01-10-2015, 11:28 PM	#34
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181452	Have a brew for me, my fellow DMVers.

01-10-2015, 11:55 PM	#36
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181452	Wtf.

01-11-2015, 12:28 AM	#38
dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,053 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345604	Holocene wins.

01-11-2015, 12:29 AM	#39
dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,053 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345604	Let's do this again tomorrow.

01-11-2015, 12:39 AM	#40
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	Agrees.