Grinding my Gears

[Wise Wiggles]

I swear if I had a desktop I'd be lighting this thread up with little pussy soccer flops for days.. Motherfuckers start spasming after they stub their toe and shit, flopping around like a fish out of water. Fact!

[Witty]

More people like cricket and volleyball than all american sports , and cricket is terrible.

Lol @ real sports.

[Fart]

Originally Posted by Witty

More people like cricket and volleyball than all american sports , and cricket is terrible.

....right

[El Muffin]

i think the coolest superbowls in the classic era was

San Fran vs Cin

tony montana gw drive w/ secs remaining

umm. Pittsburh vs vikings. lynn swann n fkn stallworth go ham

and the won washington won when they had doug williams


oh and of course the nyg vs buf ..missed fg to the chagrin of buf fans


thurman thomas was amazing btw

[Mercules]

Pats vs panthers was a sick Superbowl tbh.


REAL SPORTSSSS!!!!

[El Muffin]

real athletes

on a srs note tho

no athlete in the international community can hold a candle to the elite of american athletes

js

i mean i kno messi n ronaldo are crazy crafty..thwy have intangibles

but. we have the thoroughbreds

yall dnt produce no lebron jameses larry fitzgeralds. fkn ndomakong "im fkn 500 pds but run like a kenyan" Suh!!!


u fkn produce bald wayne rooneys


js

[Witty]

Ronaldo is freakishly athletic, ur dumb.

There are lots of 'thoroughbred' athletes in 'soccer'

[El Muffin]

he pales in comparison

hes not bigger..stronger..or faster than lebron. or even larry fitz

theres more. ill use those 2

[El Muffin]

put it this way

if ronaldo is ur apex athlete then lol guy

hes looks like a god because for the most part hes surrounded by avg men

this has nothing to do with skill. keep in mind

athleticism

[Witty]

I don't think you understand athletics.

[El Muffin]

you never had lawrence taylor type athletes

giant lumbering men who run like gazelles

where are ur jj watts

350 pound men play soccer?

i thought not

im so fkn right right now

[Witty]

No you just confirmed you know nothing, you seem to think athletic means big.

To even be a little successful in the top soccer leagues you have to be in peak physical health, they run quite a few km per game basically non stop at high speeds, there aren't many big big guys because that makes it difficult to play but there are atheltic beasts in the sport.

[El Muffin]

soccers a finesse sport

it will never require the sheer athleticism that our sports require

u know why

BECAUSE UR FKN UPPER BODY IS FKN OBSOLETE UNLESS URCA GOALIE

top 5 in Nba/Nfl all more ALL AROUND athletic than ronaldo

.e if we held a combine

n told ronaldo to run the 40. Bench press . long jump. vertical

lebron would win every category

dispute this

go ahead

[El Muffin]

ok so soccer players have endurance

1/5

[El Muffin]

ok so soccer players have endurance

1/5

[Witty]

You are quite dumb.

I love you tho.

[El Muffin]

You cant dispute the combine analysis angle

the "im obv smarter man" approach is childish.

soccer players have more stamina by avg sure

but are they quicker
stronger
can they jump higher
can they jump further

are they more athletic?

[uh-oh]

WORD MUFF I REMEMBER WHEN TONY MONTANA LED THAT GAME WINNING DRIVE

[uh-oh]

Originally Posted by uh-oh

WORD MUFF I REMEMBER WHEN TONY MONTANA LED THAT GAME WINNING DRIVE

[El Muffin]

yea i was wrong to say "bigger" in retrospect

the rest rings true.

lebrons more of a olympic style athlete than ronaldo

i can see him beating him in 80 percent of the events including curling nigga

lol but srs in all the events that would matter in a trial of sorts

whether it be agilty based (lebron wins)

endurance (lebron loses but debatable)

strength(lebron wins hands down)