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PancakeBrah · 10-08-2014, 07:56 PM

Fart · 10-08-2014, 08:00 PM

stone is almost as dumb as the american measuring system

El Muffin · 10-08-2014, 08:07 PM

Fuck METRIC

fkn kilometers n shit were not tour de france fgts

Strikta · 10-08-2014, 11:26 PM

Lol @ Don Cheadle tho.

Strikta · 10-08-2014, 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by PancakeBrah

Shit.

Tom Sparks · 10-09-2014, 02:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Witty Wonka

Why is it funny?

They are just two different ways of relaying the same information.

How is it not?

If someone started talkin to me bout they tryna lose stones, im thinking this dude gotta kidney problem.. Not thinking this muhfucka referring to some 1700's method of standing on one end of a plank n just putting as many stones as it takes on the next end till the shit evens out

How bout instead of feet and inches, we use midgets for measuring length

sral · 10-09-2014, 02:18 AM

Lmao yeah because feet is such a great newfangled method right!

With everyone's feet being the same length?

Might as well still with the same stones everyone been using, at least we already know wha they weigh

El Muffin · 10-09-2014, 02:27 AM

A foot is 12 inches

I got u lars

I super smart

Witty · 10-09-2014, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Tom Sparks

How is it not?

If someone started talkin to me bout they tryna lose stones, im thinking this dude gotta kidney problem.. Not thinking this muhfucka referring to some 1700's method of standing on one end of a plank n just putting as many stones as it takes on the next end till the shit evens out

HAHAHAHA OTHER CULTURES DO THINGS DIFFERENT THAN MINE AND THAT'S FUNNY.

ur dumb.

El Muffin · 10-09-2014, 12:12 PM

Mufucka go watch braveheart and tearfully scream FREEDOM! while william wallace gets drawed n quartered

Wong country?

I dont give a shit

Im 7ft tall and shoot thunderbolts from my arse!

Witty · 10-09-2014, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Attack of the Muff

Mufucka go watch braveheart and tearfully scream FREEDOM! while william wallace gets drawed n quartered

Wong country?

I dont give a shit

Im 7ft tall and shoot thunderbolts from my arse

I will battle you Muff, do not speak about my people AND THEN GET THE WRONG FUCKING PEOPLE.

I AM IRISH.

GUINNESS.

POTATOES.

FAMINE.

WAR.

IRISH!!!!!

El Muffin · 10-09-2014, 12:16 PM

Lol

El Muffin · 10-09-2014, 12:18 PM

I COULDNT BRING MY MR POTATO HEAD TO DUBLIN

SOMETHING ABOUT IDOL WORSHIP

Witty · 10-09-2014, 12:19 PM

The night before the referendum on Scottish Independence (like 2 weeks ago) the BBC showed Braveheart lmao and the Scottish STILL VOTED AGAINST THEIR OWN INDEPENDENCE.

William Wallace was rolling in his grave that day.

Witty · 10-09-2014, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Attack of the Muff

I COULDNT BRING MY MR POTATO HEAD TO DUBLIN

SOMETHING ABOUT IDOL WORSHIP

He is almost a deity in our culture....he's like what Ghandi is to India.

El Muffin · 10-09-2014, 12:23 PM

Ya if ghandi was made by Hasbro

Witty · 10-09-2014, 12:26 PM

He was.

El Muffin · 10-09-2014, 12:28 PM

oh shit.

You are on to something

Witty · 10-09-2014, 12:34 PM

Seyance · 10-09-2014, 12:47 PM

the euro is a joke tho..

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