Sini vs. Revolution

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Slippery slithering silky Solomon serpent snake; my heaven is purpose flame
Serpent's flame; verse a blade; mine is my tongue; you'll be sliced with a burning flame
My urn is flame; you're cursed in vain; a demon; pull a Angel to hell; and have him burn in vain
Learned what's stake; burning flames; as I'm burning flames; I burn hell's flame
I'm a Djinn and Elohim; burn flames with hell's fire; have you burned in hell's fire
I have burned hell's fire; I'm a sacred demon; and I'm burning Satan in hell's fire
I'm certain that hell's fire; could diminish with my tears of joy
I have courage to burn in hell's flame; and your fears are joyed
I'm a sentimentalist sentient; embellishing relishness; with zealousness
I have penmanship from my tongue; my heaven sent will be one
I am lavishness; passionate passion's bliss; pardoning amnesty
I am a demon; with the serpent's tongue; to end a martyr of family's
I am a Angel; 33 is my number; burning seas with asunder
Words of dreams will be wondered; as a serpent's greed will be slumbered
I am a serpent to rememberate; and as I sleep I meditate
For I am a serpent; that bit the apple in the Garden of Eden; and turned Paradise to Heaven's Gates

[Lindel]

"Bonsoir, monsieur, avez-vous décidé?"

"Non, désolé, je suis juste ici pour le spectacle..."

I waited with my glass of champagne as the waiter walked away,
spent the last several days clinging onto memories and raw pain.
I thought I was strong, strange how a woman can prove us wrong,
what I thought was love tasted like blood -- or bourbon on the rocks.
I remember the first time I felt those vibes; sipping a freshly brewed latte,
hearing her on the radio made me so high -- "gone to find her big blue jay."
I couldn't believe the way she sings, like every word flowed in my veins,
it became a curse, or maybe a dream, as she tattooed lyrics to my brain.
A miraculous change to my mood... I would never be the same,
like my DNA was rewritten by her truth, I needed to see her play.

That year for Christmas, it was my only wish to watch my muse perform,
and despite a storm, I went to a gig where she bloomed evermore.
The way she played guitar... the way her vocals painted the room...
tears flooded my eyes as I was hypnotized, serenaded and swooned.
The shame in her blues, the joy in her Jazz, consumed with every rift,
I noticed the bottle fading fast... but I drew closer to her cherry lips.
Imagining a married kiss, she had me in a trance, an unstoppable slow dance,
so there I stood, a fool, thinking up stories about an impossible romance.
My heart drifted into her hands, and it was like the Earth moved below,
"Take a token, of my love, I see you through the smoke..."

"We only said goodbye with words, I died a hundred times,"
man, that line has never touched a soul quite like mine.
The first time I snorted a line, every time I've lost my path,
both times I've crossed to the other side she brought me back.
At the bottom of every slur, I found myself with a reason to live,
but then she'd become weak enough for her demons to win.
When they found Amy, I hoped that before her flame seized,
that maybe she'd found the same peace her music gave me.

"And I'll battle 'til this bitter finale,
just me, my dignity and this guitar case."

[Lindel]

FLL:Phalanx Vs Slashe
Just got back...
And this the cat I'm facing? Dagger waitin, Plotting stabs n placement..
Cuz yall gave me Slash off top, n this gon' result in a decapitation
I'll smash his face in-- Or the Drake Maye spray n fill him
Either way he's off the board in the first round like Caleb Williams

[Lindel]

I have a sharp sword! I have a fulfilling rod! You wish you could pray! I have the iller Job!
I'm the cat that will kill this dog! You believe the votes will have you beat a Djinn! But I'lll have you 'stripping on the Asherah Poles' for not having the blade to kill a God!
I'm hotter than hell's flame! I'll hit you with the sun with a whip! You need to 'exercise your demons' and stop running your lips!
I have a serpents tongue; I'll slice your tongue with a slit! This 'snake is as clever as a fox'; you'll never come to your wit'!
You're a bitch! I'm a cat with the speech! You're going to meet your maker! You could wonder if this is a daydream! But you'll vanish with dreams!
I'll have you touched like a catholic priest! you'll 'see the light with darkness' like Adam and Eve!
I'm Andrew, you're a pussy! My song will astonish! I have the hell's flame that is hotter than comets!
I swear to God I'll kill you! You belong to a promise! You may be a philosopher; but you can't ponder a prophet!
Gabriel's horn will sound on your ear drums! Listen here! When you sense darkness; sin is near!
I know your courage is afraid! I'm the prince of fear! This 'bare will bark and fall' from this mystic seer!

[Lindel]

This rapid fire?
Have ya upolstery blood-ied! Lift em off his feet w/ the ottoman! Grab the toaster n buck heat!
Homie just trust me, furniture funeral...Get buried w/ the sofa n' love seat..
Dig "For material"? Nah I just think his is lame when I read it...
This battles "mine ore"; I'll swing pick axes til all his veins are depleted!
Gotta crazy demeanor, Did I mention that I carry knives?
If they say Fern gully....they meant that your the fairy type!
Ayo it's time for war! AR-15 hitting ya spinal cord..
You won't make it passed this semi-- This'll be ya final, For!
This is red rum reversed, no Project Pat- You catch " a L flipped off top" like a Do
I'm choppin' witta logger's axe, I'll just give you 10-4...Now go ahead and Roger that!

[Lindel]

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Old 06-07-2018, 06:07 PM #1
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"go." (2016)

You're in view, drenched in a rose colored bloom
At sunset our steps silhouette the avenue
Moons ago we met, two molecules passing through
Complex in design, my approach: rather casual
A relationship set sail, smitten by our ways
Crashing into bedsheets, cresting with the waves
A storybook beginning leapt up from a page
But in time, a fine wine can sour from its age
Sentiment to sediment, we’ve taken for granite—
The soft sweet nothings. Habits set in stone tablets
Chiseled away 'til there was nothing to keep
We meet down at the café, our usual seats
Reminiscing as lamplight litters the street
Coffee sips to the lips—the bitter and sweet
As hands unfold, Life’s a strange game, I know
When to grow, you have to let your petals go.
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"6.12.94" (2016)

Twelfth of June. I can still smell her perfume
Listening—bacon sizzling—morning cartoons
These technicolor memories adorning my room—
While the rain is pouring, this mourning's for you
The warm squeezes—melted me—grilled cheeses
The borders we worked around—puzzle pieces
Picture perfect—every day that the Earth twists
Flowers in the garden, calling me your Orchid
She could thread a needle in a blink of an eye
The same speed disease unraveled her mind
"In God's hands," but God damn, hers were all mine—
Those wrinkles and lines, reading a Wrinkle in Time
Art is from the heart, you said, bled so our eyes can see
Poems at the park, keys of ebony and ivory
Art is from the heart—bled so my eyes can see
This dear diary, my Lee Lee is still alive in me.
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"a[d]diction" (2015)

The death of me: these words work incessantly
Like cooks in a kitchen mixing without a recipe
Phrases speed on pages, collision on the precipice
Crash of a diction, the prescription is the melody
Art is a catharsis—or a needle to a vinyl vein—
Scratching the surface, bleeding as I write away
Drowned in the sound, surfing on a tidal wave
Sands through my hand, slipping with the light of day
Been drunk off the ink, the pen parries the sheets
Stabbing wounds in a womb to carry the seed
The birth of thought, blooming, I'm buried beneath—
The root of all evil, and now its married to me
All bark and not a bite from the family tree
Let's pretend we're all peachy, syrupy sweet
Knocking ourselves out for the feel of the beat
Popping pills/taking notes hoping nobody sleeps . . .

on me.
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"throne away." (2013)

Words whipped together, slaves to the pages
Eye lash an ink splash—the wave that invades us
A master of the craft? Or a chapter from the past?
Sweat and tears reared an empire for the ages
I siege to seize them, breathe in and free them—
A continent of consonants, my legion of demons
The letters are unfettered, bathed in a cadence
Of unchained melodies, bars from their cages
A blade to its skin—showered a page with a pen
Cut across the surface, birth the stains from within
I read chivalry's dead, to knight is gone today
Rise to see the son who'll put me in my grave—
Prince and a pauper, all the paper stones to play
Kingdom comes crumpled up and throne away.
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Old 06-07-2018, 06:51 PM #5
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"abracadaver" (2010)

Circumcise my mind, words worm within-
Bleeding on the paper, knives to the skin
This peeling peak’ed page incised with a pen-
Cut to the core, We feel alive once again
Drive into the depths of me, etch in the memories
Until life’s lines pronounce them dead to me
The vein of my vanity, the art in my arteries
Circulate but never escape from the heart of me
Food for thought: hard to stomach the honesty-
Swallowed just fine but lost with my pride
In roses and thorns adorned for the mourned
The most beautiful sting grown in the storm
The last breath in my chest still fresh to the death
The beat's from the heart, the pound of the flesh
Let the scavengers search, you’re probably first-
To a birth in the dirt, unearth my body of work.
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"CastlewallS" (2010)

Welcome to my Dark Ages
Stark pages filled within
Iron maiden marked cages
I’m the ageless citizen
Dope quotes are the moat
Phrases refraining one from entering
Chilled to the bone
Whistling this wicked winter wind
Put the rack to my limbs
Dragging a pen
Slaying dragons again
Their fire’s kindling
This pyre from within
You’ll never know my name
A raw straw shame, lines are golden
I’ll never know what’s fame
I ain’t distressing over dames
See these seasons don’t move me
Modern day sleeping beauty
Mister black ink maker
On this snow white paper
It’s war when I’m alone
Heavy crown, deathly throne
Try and pick apart my mind
It’s on- sword in the stone
Ain’t think it all I was that deep did ya, dog?
You can’t see the castle for the walls till it falls
Bet you think I wasn’t that deep did ya, dog?
You can’t see the castle for the walls till it falls.
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"baby comma drama" (2010)

Watch me a paint a picture
I’ll Raphael for a spell
Where my pen’s a big dipper
Into her well
I’m just thinking this ink in
Tattooing that tale
The whirlwind that her words spin-
Blew in my sail
A relationship passes like
Crafts in the night
But they’re the lanterns that light
The ink splashes I write
Words leave lightly lipped
Like passionate kisses, they’re-
Cracks in the chrysalis-
Wax drips off Icarus
Pastel sounds
An old master, mixing ‘em down
New chapters, Rapture-
The climax is now
I’m foreword
So you’re, the subject
I’ll be the predicate
Let’s make a sentence
Paragraph indented
Love scene’s a theme
Let’s develop it . . .
Proofread your body
Hardly had to edit it
When the birth of thought-
Is revealed
It’s awkward when we chill
Played just the pen tip
To see how it feels.
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"the new years Eve" (2010)


Pea coated December, scarves and the sweaters
Kaleidoscope colored crowd packed all together-
I’m fettered within- cuffed to a beer and a grin
Paul Revering the revelry here with my friends
Records spin and women turn leaves on the wind-
Weaving with my limbs, never to see them again
Holiday season I guess, while stealing a breath-
There’s a sweat booze cigarette feel to the scent
Ignored the odor, ordered a vodka and soda-
For a long blonde begonia, from Minnesota
Sort of laughed and gabbed, talked Malbecs and Cabs
Would you like to dance? She used to… tap and jazz
As, we slide on the floor, smooth ivory chords-
Beg me to dip her, our dance steps paint a picture
Raphael'd for a spell until the moment in time-
Finds us all Auld Lang Syne bodies entwined
Lips twist licorice, her tongue cools as it enters
One hand through my hair, her spare pulls at my Windsor
Must she lust a last one night stand, Gen’ral Custer?
My palms play catch up, her body cuts the mustard
Cab lights glide through the black city grid
Like firefly nights, those Julys as a kid
But I’m a man with a plan, to Ma’am, the game’s over
Until she semi-sober rolls over with her hangover.
Um… good morning. I cooked you breakfast?
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"in your armistice" (2009)

Blood in the sands, this hourglass stands-
As a test of time, Let’s resurrect these lines-
With a last dance, stepping to a brass band-
Ring on the finger, it lingers next to mine
Watch my arms race, inking an odyssey
An armory can’t keep us safe from harmony
Melancholy melodies, my artery for artistry-
Is the hole in my heart that holds you apart
Part of me pardons me, as a whole it’s a farce
Whispering nothing but secrets stolen at dark
Pour the wine slowly, For your eyes only-
Pierce me deep sea, the roar of the tides on me
Capsize my limbs, but Baby, baptize within
I swim in my sentiments, dive with a pen
War from the start of it, I never put my heart in it
On my honor it’s simply wrapped in this armistice.
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"state of the art" (2009)

Words play in this ink, splashing a blue sea
Crashing, storming a bastion of beauty
We soon see… a landscape that’s loose leaf
Start in the margins, end on a cool breeze
This head I hold, thoughts bled from the soul-
Keeps alchemy alive, pencil lead into gold
The atoms collide like butterflies flap in July:
Passionate vibes passing in my stomach’s insides
Maybe it’s tragic, that the art within me-
Is magic, nothing but my heart up my sleeve
Believe in the feeling until all odds are even
Lighting fires of desires when I dream them
But in, the end, only dear friends’ll mention me
Your ghost of a memory, toast of the century.
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Vanity Fair

Under a willow’s lie, I’ll spill a sigh, sipping my fill of pride,
Still life of death silhouette, on acrylic depth twill of dye,
The never-catch-my-drift artisan, harvesting your hill of rye,
Licking my lips, to taste emptiness that lives in a vanilla sky,
I’m the vilified pillage fire, flaming the village wives,
Tight on the wire twine to bind, blinding the glimpse of eyes,
At a crimson tide finish line, here designed to kill the tie,
In a mill or mine, gold or thyme, digging our ditch too wide,
I’ll just hitch a ride, from here tonight, drifting in pits of minds,
Stitching rips in time, the all in the present tense gift to buy,
Are my hips to wide? fits just fine, splitting the slip tonight,
Sayings are musical, baby your beautiful, pruning a grip of thighs,
Forced-fit of lies, tickle our orifices, but never strip our guise,
Taking a dip in brine, pickling corpses, dignified dill and die,
Everyman anthem’s mine, so stand in line to hear it fly,
In a pantomime phantom’s cry, quietly shouting the bill of rights.
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Kites will drift, I’m holding on with a titans grip,
Globe trot the Atlas, with a pinky on the axis, Spin–
Records rush for gold, strings and finger rolls,
Strike a chord and light the floor, the scene’ll unfold,
Cue the costumes, accept posthumous awards,
Why paddle in pity? Get a grip! The loom of the oar-
A death row, slow stroke to my tomb on the shore,
Raven words with sore plumage, read the runes of Lenore,
Nevermore, to neverland, capitans with severed hands,
Fear their time… tear’s design, to fly with weathermen,
Take in vane, letters run wild, create my name,
Just some aryan, letting pages burn, kindle the flames,
Rumpled wrinkled skin, days on end, I’m spindling rain,
Sleepless beauty, leaving no prince, since thimbles obtained,
Some say I’m, cimple and plain, in life’s valleys and peaks,
Crippled and maimed, resilient frames still stand in defeat,
Fall and we die, glory, glory what a story we scribe,
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Fall and we die, glory, glory what a story we scribe,
Grapes of wrath for the sinners, here pour me some wine,
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"Stacy's Mom" (and her Profound Feelings of Loss)

Spurned smoke, crisp September crackles in burnt oak
sifting embers, once named Faith, but she preferred Hope
sitting, trembling, just remembering on her back porch
the source of heat exhausted, also, she lacked warmth
she sat scorched, no past regret was the least forgotten
misbegotten breeze, gusts of grief from a teasing Autumn
she'd seemed despondent until that calm drift made her shift
it came swift, her gaze quit, 'hey, thanks for the lift'
yet remained split, she lacked the integrity necessary
was content to marry for money to relieve the debt she carried
yet she barely kept her cherry long enough to get her bearings
and still removing clothes didn't change how much she's wearing
hardly caring... she barely worried about Heaven or Hell
and considered her fingernails as an extension of self
let the emptiness dwell, she came to loathe her lack of growth
went back and forth with depression, to forge an acrid oath
her pain burned within, so she swore to never hurt again
and decided to swallow pride, with a mouthful of percodan
it's still hazy... thinking now, she must've been crazy
and she never would've done it, if she had have had Stacy
her unborn baby, whose first breath didn't escape the womb
a sweet flower that had withered, before it got to bloom
he sealed her doom, at once he'd been nothing but loving
but was a begrudging curmudgeon once she had a bun in the oven
so she snubbed it, a decision she's yet become one with
cuz she still cries herself to sleep, clutching her stomach
she's still running, trying to escape her former anguish
but what's strange is 'change' always seemed a foreign language
she was ashamed of all the pain she suffered needlessly
and sleeplessly envisioned a life that had ceased to be
in recent dreams, she saw her baby born in perfect health
but Stacy couldn't have first steps, until she took some herself
so she enlisted help, a support group to build her fortitude
it was a torpid troupe of women that had had abortions too
emotions strewn, just trying to find Hope in their cause
they'd open their hearts and talk about coping with loss
they'd broke from their talks, and they'd break for fifteen
and she'd go to the Maternity Ward to watch the babies sleep
it gave her peace, she knew she'd have to find it someway
figured she'd keep the Faith, might be worth something someday
then she'd head home, and quickly take the kindling out
light a match, and watch as flames and ashes dwindle about
no wrinkle of doubt as to why life had singled her out
and how hard it was to live with what she was living without

"Greener Pastures"

I'm the reefer man... an over-eccentric Weezer fan
believe it, man... I rock more green than Peter Pan
I'll scheme a plan, to get weed fronted in an instant
come lookin for dough? that's me, runnin in the distance
the dirty ditchpig, fiending off your little poochie joint
plus I got shit that'll rock ya til you're John Belushi'ed, boy
while your hoochie giggles cuz I'm talkin in a goofy voice
its amazing what can make a blitted bitch's coochie moist
now she's woozy... so I'm cruisin on to my next spot
need a spliff? hell, I roll quicker than Sonic the Hedgehog
with the best crops, trust kid, the count couldn't be cleaner
while your weed is even seedier than your demeanour
you'll see, I run a mean game, the cops could never get on it
the rap sheet's clean... hell, I got less dirt than hydroponics
its Homegrown product, and you could never have it, ho
c'mon, I don't need u... I said I needed half an O

"Melancholy Meadow"

Let me expunge these jaded notions, lured by a teasing finger
obscured by misleading judgment, and left alone to linger
hook, line & sinker... you had me from the moment I met you
but took a while before being something I wanted to pursue
it was the summer, I was lonely and needed to look ahead
needed some prospect for romance, and you popped into my head
a different someone, an enigma, with grace and charisma
or maybe I just needed someone to help me get over Melinda
either way, it was easy to build you up to a prominent role
but the fact that you're committed took an onerous toll
toppled this soul, until one drunken night of self-release
when we flirted back and forth, and let my feelings off the leash
sure, I regretted it, second guessed my motives of behaviour
but figured you were aware... since you were an active player
in games of the heart, so I went along with the rest of my week
and held in all the feelings that I was so desperate to speak
but it was destined to fail, who am I to make a girl question her male
cuz even I know how hard it is when a relationship fails
these impatient travails plagued me, playing with 'maybe'
and got enveloped in the fact that your heart could've saved me
but deep down, I guess I knew that you never really understood me
which made the denouement more exciting than the climax ever could be
or would be, but you led me on, c'mon, don't lie to yourself
cuz a big part of you wanted me, admit it, don't hide from yourself
cuz you never would've held my hand, or would've got in my bed
you never even would've let me get the thought in my head
but you're a tease, you divulged that, hell, a girl likes attention
but the tension was heart-wrenching when I discovered your intentions
and I guess that, I left that... thinking of you with less appeal
cuz it was such a cathardic experience... I had nothing left to feel
but I'll deal, ya know, that's just how matters of the heart work
and I'm just a lovesick fool who didn't get to capture your heart first

"The Death of Hope"

..sometimes I forget to breathe...

Hope. I've lost it.
a broken faucet dripping tears like the Okanogan flows in August
just a tightly woven mode to show misappropriated codes of logic
this corroded project grants no token solace for morose involvement
I'd rather forgo it all....

this is spoken honest, I have no motive to conceal the truth
I'll be real with you, hell, I live life like a broken promise
never follow through, I wander aimless, with despondent views
as the guilt of my indifference rendez-vous's with my squandered youth
and ponders truth... like existence has this elusive value
I'm a slave to my conscience, and that's the only God I bow to.
and I vow to, never approach penance for penitence with palms up
cuz I've suffered so much already that my tears could've drawn blood
this calm flood, of emotions that I'm emersed in only worsens
and I'm certain, behind this lead curtain, lays a better person
but being candid... a misplaced concept of self left me branded
I clutch at hope, but my heavy-handed swipes have never landed
I've been stranded... too many times by turn-coat companions
who take advantage... take this man... c'mon, take him for granted
I've raved and ranted, and sometimes its hard to stop the rage
stuck in this noxious stage, that's why I rely on Josh and Paige
they help lock the cage, and abate those fears that seem to surface
they emerge to stop the hurt, when my purpose seems worthless
this perverse circus, somehow lets me know hope is not dead
it is without end... its corny, but I found it, in friends.
the road bends, and our destination seems to be within view
and darkness imbues, hope doesn't bleed, it breathes, within you.
and I contemplate this sick joke with a cigarette and Vanilla Coke
there was always hope, my canvas was just in need of broader strokes

"The real HHDB diss"

I could kill all these kids, so don't even start me
I'll make y'all look more homosequal than Mister Darcy
an art fiend... a backpacker, call this kid what you will
cuz I'll bring mediocre-ness like Crazy Bitch brought the skill
you thought you're ill... until it was paralleled with nik-A
hey nik-A... you're gay, you're gay, you're gay, you're gay
ps. I hate you, like -able I'll give a bad name to Canadians
about as bad as nika wants to bring back the eighties, bitch
there's no KRS... you're obvious like clowning Stam's neck
this is a damn threat, like Senseless against a ham sandwich
no contest, I'll murder fags, with text that hurts the hands
a worthless plan, ps. Darcy... Colin Firth's the man
I'll work ya, man... like PLO, anything that supports the Blacks
I'll distort your point of view, like KILLAMANJARO distorts the facts
jsut to make a point, just like Stamina fakes his tracks
I won't stay on point, like Catastrophe's reputation stays intact
fuckin no-shower, I'm the double H dee bee horn-blower
you're as about popular as TyTania's topical subjects go over
my whoel motive, is to expose you queers from a different angle
and you deserve what you get, like ill nik-A versus Tranquil
get strangled... while I'm I'll swilling Colt forty-five, chillin
ya'll can get serenaded by Stadnent, the cracke dout Robbie Williams
I'll kill em, if you got your name left out... don't worry...
cuz you'll get booted like Grabber from the Tourney, in a hurry
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"Raphaela Stars"

Raphaela stars singing songs, leaping into blankets
A blind man marvel, snatched handbags ripped from strangers
Drunken honesty, untouched promises next to godliness
Bottled rock-bottoms, gobbled up to fill the hospices
And we raise a toast to… the kind of feelings that choke you
The buoyant exploiters set sail dreams by the boatful
Never hopeful, giving the Machiavellian hand a squeeze
Scream abandon me, false tongues fulfilling sycophantasies
Here’s a nickel, dance for me, manifest a monocle vision
With bombs over freshly-combed headed hospital children
Strike and ignite, torch the empires and hold a pagan’s heart
Maintain love’s mercy personally but keep your dagger sharp
Twist the bulb, this Moriarty mystery grips the skull
Capsized eclipse movements flip to resist the invincible
So shine on wretched glory, under what wonderment is
Stuffing money in pigs, ending up bloody and rich
Kill the crops, watch rotten bastards plot the massacres
Static nerves request flesh from Shylock ambassadors
Doomed damsels panhandle once the vandals appear
And Xanadu’s ingénues extinguish candles with tears
Damned reluctance cutting curtains on grand productions
Be a man with firm hands that stands for something
Rippled brine in pickled pride, emerge, live or die
Serpentine words converge… the sickle shines
Warring worlds clash, ideology’s blood spurts
Love’s worth lies between cold eyes and a chunk of earth
Rum-rowdy ruffians converse loudly in rented rooms
The rotted vessels of empty blooms hold their sceptres to truth
Wealth stashed in thresholds, flags merge in a sad dirge
Cracked cans of worms, a frantic search for man’s worth
Pillage the town, soar swiftly when human will is aroused
Tonight we sleep with Raphaela stars and make pillows of clouds

"Fuck the Yankees"

FUCK THE YANKEES! Every single fan’s a damn faggot..
tell me, dudes.. how much did you pay to ride the bandwagon??
and with the money y’all got, you think you’d be heavyweights
pay two hundred million a season.. to play like the Devil Rays
and y’all buy all your players.. that fuckin’ shit’s wack..
some teams have lower payrolls, than y’all pay in luxury tax
no beards or long hair? wow, that discipline’s exceptional..
..ly gay, since it’s club policy to look like a metrosexual
and I gotta mention Derek Jeter.. fo rel, the man’s a star
dude really knows how to clutch singles.. down at the faggot bar
and Giambi’s on steroids.. and I ain’t even clownin’ the cat
but he’s got fuckin’ veins on his neck bigger around than his bat
a red face and a wide neck.. the man looks like the Juggernaut, see..
and that shit’s funnier than the stats put up by Bubba Crosby
got Cabrera to fill-in.. a weak bat and not too hot of a fielder
since Matsui broke his wrist.. to make it look like A-Rod’s or Jeter’s
speaking of Rodriguez, dude’s a monsters with bats..
cuz A-Rod’s his nickname.. and also what he wants in his ass
but he’s a pro.. if you’re talkin’ about his past, he’s savage
now he makes $100 000 for every point on his batting average
fuckin’ 25 mil’ a season.. that contract’s costly as shit..
cuz the dude’s 1/8 of your payroll.. and that’s how often he hits
and your starters are sick.. but y’all pray they stay strong late..
cuz that bullpen is more sickly lookin’ than Joe Torre’s prostate
but Mariano’s pretty dope.. I can say that he’s awesome, dude..
rarely blows a save.. but he’s blown every man in the locker room
and I don’t like the Roots, but the fact they’re philosopher’s clear..
cuz Things Fall Apart.. just look at Randy Johnson’s career..
and if I had to compliment them.. I’d probly panic in a stitch..
so you’re not the gayest franchise in NY.. cuz Steve Francis is a Knick
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You think Alex Trebek is an unassuming quiz show host?
The kid’s no joke – trust me, fuckin with him’s a big no-no
See, by all appearances he’s lived the life of a scholar
He’s read the Brontës and Chaucer, Jane Austen and Faulkner
He’s studied the sciences: biology, physics, chemistry
And it’s this acumen that’ll put your whole family’s lives in Jeopardy!
His occupation’s often taken lightly cuz he’s viewed in your homes
But with his intellect, he could fuckin’ crack the nuclear codes
I say, the man is a maniac, driven by his disdain for insipience
Thinks the whole American populace are miscreants and idiots
That evil Canadian bastard sits up on his high horse
And takes a splattery shit on a U.S. flag every July 4th

.................................................

Trebek tinkers with his creation, sworn to a fanatical pledge
Attaching the robotic torso to its mechanical legs

He mutters…
“A handsome, muscular TV host who demands his respect”
“Who is Alex Trebek”

“With his chiseled body, he could swim the English Channel, no sweat”
“Who is Alex Trebek”

He constructs his monster, smirking at his mathematical charms
As he solders the robotic torso to its mechanical arms

He mutters…
“Masculine, dick like a javelin, but holds his malice in check”
“Whooooo…… iiiiiiis…. Alexxx Trebek”

“This studmuffin hasn’t met an intellectual challenger yet”
“BITCH, I’M MOTHERFUCKING ALEX TREBEK!!!!”



“MUAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA”

.................................................

His beast comes to life, Trebek smirks in elation
A murderous robot, he’s finally birthed his creation
An electronic manifestation made to showcase his wisdom
And they take off in his Aston Martin to locate his victims

*Knock knock*

Pat Sajak has just finished a huge mountain of coke
His magic dust to appeal to the nightly crowds he invokes
He answers the door, suddenly aghast as he’s met…
By a giant blue-faced robot, and fucking Alex Trebek
“Hello Pat, you faggot, by now my hate should be obvious…
Cuz your show ahead of mine is a disgrace to my audience
See, your pussy ass is dead, this robot’s really a weapon
To kill plebeians who can’t answer a simple trivia question:

“This blonde idiot is broadcasted on all of the biggest stations
Let’s call this ignoramus the hugest bitch in syndication.
Lacking innovation, plus me and this bitch go way back…”
Pat shudders, “Who is…. P-P-P-Pat Sajak?”

BOOM

The robot left Pat’s brains splattered on the veranda light
Alex smirked, “Wrong bitch.. who is Vanna White”

Trebek drove off, with his robot, feeling refreshed
Showed up on the doorstep of that douchebag, Ryan Seacrest
The door opened, Trebek said, “Ryan, you midget queer..
Your show’s lack of acuity is what brings me here
I’ll let you maintain your job and your faggoty rep
If you can answer this pop quiz, bitch, I’m Alex Trebek!”

“This Jackson bitch inspired madness with their musical knack
But turned light-skinned in the 80s when they refused to be black”
Seacrest stuttered, “Who-o-o i-i-i-is Michael?”
That’s when the robot blew off his frosted tips with its rifle
As Seacrest’s blood pooled around his head in the foyer
Trebek chuckled, “You fucking fuck, I was talking about LaToya”

They sped off, as Trebek cleaned the blood from his fingernails
And drove to the front door of Wikipedia’s Jimmy Wales
“Hello you British bitch, we gotta be man-to-man with shit
Your website singlehandedly dumbed down our College Championship
That’s why I’m at your door with the most callous of threats,
Are you ready to die, limey? I’m fucking Alex Trebek!”

“Before your shitty site, there was a volume encyclopedic
And every grade school child in the world was forced to read it”
Jimmy cried, “Oh blimey, it must be the Britannica, chap!”
Trebek threw his head back, “Nice try, with your amateur ass…
Welcome to America, I guess consider this sort of a lesson
Faggot, your answer must be given in the form of a question”
Trebek laughed and winked, then motioned to his machine
The robot opened fire and Wales was blown to smithereens

See, there’s a TV host that needs his chemical imbalances checked
But no one dares to fuck with the man that they call Alex Trebek
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ROLE REVERSAL!!

Yooo, I love graffiti, it's so anti-establishment
A colorful "Fuck You!" to the system and its inhabitants
I'm sick of the government, the war and the killings
So I painted a girl patting down a soldier on this building
(take that Putin!)

A political rebel, never settle, its a Grade A plan
We're gonna take back Crimea with a spraypaint can!
I loooove Banksy!!! He's a hero, there's no debate
A man so courageous that he never shows his face
The commercial agenda is what we've professed to conquer
Nothing can stop our message... except for a pressure washer
My gramma said, "You gonna change the world someday, star"
That's why I tag her initials on brick walls and subway cars
The cops try to stop me, but I lay it down regardless
Ruining other people's good work under the shroud of darkness

Srrrrrkt...

BACK TO PINOT!!!

Listen kids, this is a friendly PSA
From Pinot Grij, tellin you not to be so gay
Graffiti is just losers making cluttered up scenes
If you want to fight a war, join the fucking Marines
Your cause is stupid, I don't know why you try anymore
Cuz you're only sticking it to owners of variety stores
A political activist?? Trust me, no one wants that guy
I mean... girls DO fuck artists... just not thaaaat kind
I get it, you're passionate.. that's the way that you are
Maybe write text verses... or learn to play the guitar
Do something productive that's not the smallest crime
And stop wearing a fucking backpack all the time
Or, I guess keep tagging... I mean, if that's what you need
Just start writing shit that people can actually read
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Topic: "Welcome to the Jungle"

Tony the Tiger woke up smelling like a horse's vagina
After the whores, he scored some coke and pulled an all-nighter
Adjusted his neckerchief and looked over his lousy apartment
Which appeared even worse after he had doused it in vomit
He thought, "How'd I get here? I only tried to lure kids with sweets...
And then creepily appear at each one of their track meets
Then I got a restraining order. Why? I'm not so sure...
I'd just let the kids know how tight and firm their bodies were.
Then I raped their sweet buttholes, regardless of gender
Oh wait... is anyone really surprised that I'm a fucking sex offender????"
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I messaged her, “I want to see you soon
We could meet at noon at some greasy spoon
Just me and you, some split pea soup, and let our feelings bloom
It’s easy to see me swoon, there’s nothing you need to do
Cuz I can tell we were meant to be without even meeting you
My online bio will tell you what my interests happen to be
Like how my favourite shows are Battlestar Galactica and Dragonball Z
I hate Macs, love PCs – not rich, but my bitcoin fortune’s huge
Plus I know a guy who knows the guy who leaked the Jennifer Lawrence nudes
I’m a video game fiend, but I’m still a sexual lothario, believe me
I’ll have you sliding down more pipes than Mario and Luigi
Like a first-person shooter, on the sexual Battlefield I’m good to go
Cuz it’s my Call of Duty to Command & Conquer your pussy hole
Oh ya, and I’m a Trekkie… girl, it’s like you can read my mind
So you’ll have to Klingon when we sixty-Deep Space Nine
I’ll rain down my giant loads on you like Sodom & Gomorrah
And do it all without taking off my awesome fedora
No more, then… that’s just a teaser of what’s in store for dat ass
So I’ll just wait here for you, I’m sure only a few moments will pass"
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Topic - "Some may never live, but the crazy never die."


Mortimer Cocksmith was overly cautious
Mostly, he’s nauseous, petrified by the hold of his conscience
He’d never provoke a neighbor, that ain’t in his wholesome nature
Cuz folks who are known to anger are more prone to danger
So he avoids all confrontation, he’s never even sipped a beer
Gripped by the crippling fear that he’d become addicted for years
He’d strictly adhere to rules so as to never lapse his control
He even pees sitting down to avoid the backsplash in the bowl
Sex? He enjoyed by himself, jerked off til his scrotum was swelled
Then he’d cry himself to sleep and think, “…..I’m going to hell”
His heart was open as well, he finally met a woman that nurtured
But he played the observer as she fucked all of his co-workers
Still he retained his credo, because he was in love with his wife
And if he ever confronted her on it he could fuck up his life
So he maintained his silence, and vowed to ride destiny and enjoy it
He never had any expectations, so he could never be disappointed
Mortimer lived a lengthy life, without wanting nothing more
And peacefully passed away at the age of a hundred and four

Jurgen Von Cockenstein was the live fast-or-die type
He liked the nightlife… loved to skydive… a real wise guy
Lived the high life, I mean REAL high, dude been hype from the start
He once rappelled into a volcano just to light his cigar
He goes extreme upon any scheme that any man could embark
When he goes surfing, he does it on top of actual sharks
He’d race speedboats through crevices the width of a keyhole
And when he did a little jizz would shoot out of his pee hole
He lived for the rush, and could get any bitch that he wants
Fill up her guts, spill all his nut, then she’d fix up his lunch
He’d say, “D’you honestly think I give a shit if I live til I’m eighty?
Look at the chicks that I’m dating… this shit is amazing!”
One day then, Jurgen had a plan for a new extreme sport
He loved to fuck, and loved to rush, but still he’d need more
So he devised to set a woman on skis down the steep slope and…
Follow up behind her, butt naked, for some downhill deep boning
He thrusted as wind gusted against the sack of his balls
And as he nutted, his face busted as he crashed into a wall
He made headlines as the dead guy who did something sick
Dead by Extreme Downhill Banging at the age of twenty-six

So, who would you rather be?
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vs. Ronin aka Artificial

Chicks are afraid of Art, keep him away from women and kids
Got so many girls that you stalk home, you could apply for Swedish citizenship
Folks act like I can’t battle just cuz I wear the topical crown
I’m Pinot Grij, cuz your mom has too much of me when your pops not around
I’m actually anti-gun, but even this pussy’ll have me grippin’ the mac
Plus my shotty’ll leave you without a center, like DeAndre did to the Mavs
Act up without your backup, fool I’ll leave your head broken
I’ll make a racket and have the ground red, it’ll look like the French Open
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Ayo Havoc,
You ain’t a Prodigy, your Mobb ain’t Deep, so look, son
I got a couple cans that’ll spray you in your face, I call ‘em Shook Ones
This rook’s done.. I’m in the cut, with your girl, the chick’s a slut
Whole crew ran thru ‘er, ain’t no Quiet Storm when she get it Infamous
So I hear you’re Alphabet! We all know Alpha bit, stop with the lies
If you seen the sitcom, then you know Alf biting cats is not a surprise
I just champed Fight Night, against this light tyke? I'm mean with it, scout
If you have a Fight Night, you make your boyfriend sleep on the couch
You got no game, troop… talkin' fake violence like most lames do
Until I put the ratchet to your neck like Frankenstein if his bolts came loose
This pussy Posey ain’t a Joc, I’ll take a bat to this herb’s jaw
And Cincy seein’ All Stars, I’ll drop him quicker than curveballs from Kershaw
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Ed would often hesitate about his wedding date. Thought he ought to give his head a shake or have a good friend set him straight. Dottie was as swell a dame as a fella could expect to date. He’d think, “Ed, you’re second rate! She’s the best you’ll do, for heaven’s sake! You should celebrate!” But Ed, he was a renegade, you can’t domesticate his restless state. At any time, he could hop on his motorbike with the Texas plates, and cruise the Western states. He could work, clearing breakfast plates. You can do that anyplace. But those feelings are ones better kept at bay. Like most men, he felt a woman could cover up his lesser traits. Thought she’d tame his wild horses and slow his life to a steady pace. Put out his fiery passion that was set ablaze by his yesterdays. “All that stuff ends the day you get engaged,” Ed would say. But the tension weighed, could not be swept away. It would resonate. He bowed his head to pray that God would remove these thoughts by His blessed grace. Ed couldn’t accept this fate. The little devil in his head would say, Marriage means your freedom’s been pledged away, Ed. Sure, she’s pretty but she’s got expensive tastes, Ed. Do you like your paycheck? She’ll whip through it at a pace that’s breakneck. Before you get a taste, Ed. Oh, and “I love you”… if you forget to say it, it wrecks her day, Ed. In fights, she’s blameless. No matter what you say, Ed. Face it. Is that worth giving up all the dames we could get to date, Ed? Is she that great, Ed? Do you want eight kids? What if they need braces? What if one’s gay, Ed? Could you take it? Whaddaya say, Ed? I’ll tell you what.. let’s go get some cocaine, Ed. You've had a long day, Ed. Let's hop on that motorbike and drive far, far away, Ed. Is that outrageous? It'll be painless. Whaddaya say, Ed?

All she saw was his Texas plates.
Where he’ll end up? That’s for Ed to say.
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Final week.. who is this geek? Ain’t no way you beatin’ me, Sally
You Jon Snow in Game of Thrones, I’ll kill this bastard in the season finale
This’ll be over fast.. you’re no Main Attraction - in a leading role, you’re ass
Since you think you a Star, I’ll break your fuckin neck so you can have a supporting cast
My shotty’ll destroy you, leave a fuckin mess where you stood there, homo
When you get to heaven, it’ll just be a shoe with wings like the Goodyear logo
I heard your dick game is weak.. ya girl said she’s tired of the sex
She calls you Hand Sanitizer.. the more you rub it, the drier she gets
That bitch gave up the pussy tho.. the reality has to hurt you
She took the pipe like the bad kid in an anti-drug commercial
Plus your faggot set don’t rock - y’all pussies ain’t got your hearts in it
For you an’ your crew, I’ll be writin’ more chalk lines than Bart Simpson
This Joker is an X-Man, to draw on this cartoon is no trouble
I’ll make this comic strip, but on this page, we’ll never see your quotes bubble
This the season finale, I ain’t even need to prep to show this geek is just broke
I’m John Oliver, it took me thirty minutes to turn your Last Week into a joke
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You talk guns but won’t do shit when I come with the pump, liar
I’m Michael Bay, you’ll see this Plot get lost in all of the gunfire
Oh, you mad? Too bad I don’t give a fuck how you feeling, fam
If you ain’t cool, I’ll spin these blades over your head like a ceiling fan
With triggers, he scared to squeeze like this bitch was huggin a distant cousin
This asshole's quiet on the can, like he’s nervous about taking a shit in public
You ain’t a real man – that’s an Avatar. I swear I hate bitches like you
When my Force Awakens it’ll smash your box office, plus the one you live inside too
Even if you got eleven homeys, it’s like New Year’s when I body your soldiers
My noisemaker blows, then it strikes twelve and your whole party is over
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I’ll take the Intercontinental Belt back. Take it back to Parts Unknown. Load the spaceship with the rocket fuel. Then load it with the Warriors.”

- The Ultimate Warrior

Jared loves astronomy and professional wrestling
Two topics with no common ground, you’re probably guessing
With his telescope, he held out hope as he checked out the moon
That its celestial dunes were some kind of extraterrestrial ruins
Until that one night, he glimpsed within the moonlight’s glorious bask
Upon its rocky surface, there emerged the Ultimate Warrior’s mask!
Once the euphoria passed, he watched with a gleam in his eyes
Like a beam in the night, the mask whimsically careened through the skies
It was the Warrior ship! Jared thought, “Is this really happening?”
And like some astral dream, he was pulled in by its tractor beam
Through sliding doors he made his way to the ship’s command center
Then gasped, all the crew mates were his favorite dead wrestlers!
Macho Man, Eddie Guerrero, Owen Hart and Rick Rude
The British Bulldog, Mr. Perfect - now there was a slick dude!
There the Warrior said, “We never died, Jared, this was our destiny.
To protect Earth from subterranean aliens who are great at wrestling!
That’s why I had my vessel bring our sport’s most massive fan
To give you a front row seat to our huge event at Saturn Slam!”

Jared couldn’t believe his eyes - he swore never to blink
As he watched his former heroes all enter the ring
He saw Mr. Perfect grab his alien foe around its purple neck
And held it as it struggled to escape from the Perfect-plex
Macho Man defeated his opponent and after he pinned him
He put on his shiny cowboy hat and snapped into a Slim Jim
Ravishing Rick Rude faced a truly gruesome, heinous thing
But stole his girlfriend after he snapped him in the Rude Awakening
Then the Warrior took the ring in a 20-Man Battle Royale
And as the last man standing, he grabbed the mic with his patented growl
“I may be the champion, but I couldn’t win this match myself
I owe it all to Warrior Jared for reclaiming the Intergalactic Belt!”
Jared’s passion swelled, he couldn’t even fathom his fame
But he felt on top of the world as the superstars all chanted his name

It’s all a dream. Jared is a lonely boy clutching his only toy
An Ultimate Warrior action figure, his yard sale pride and joy
See, his brothers would beat him while his mom was at work
Those jerks took their anger from the divorce out on his self-worth
It was mean, his brothers put him in the Million Dollar Dream
But he wouldn’t fall asleep, they’d just hold it as he screamed
He’d think, “At school, when they pick teams nobody selects me.
I get beat up at every recess and nobody protects me.
Most nights when I go to sleep my stomach is empty.
If I died, I think everybody in the whole world would forget me.”
He held his Warrior toy and cried that night with hard sobs
His stupid brother had gotten angry and broke both of the arms off
So he looks upwards at the sky for shooting stars, he’s never seen one
And he dreams of escaping a world that will never let him be one
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"Stacy's Mom" (and her Profound Feelings of Loss)

Spurned smoke, crisp September crackles in burnt oak
sifting embers, once named Faith, but she preferred Hope
sitting, trembling, just remembering on her back porch
the source of heat exhausted, also, she lacked warmth
she sat scorched, no past regret was the least forgotten
misbegotten breeze, gusts of grief from a teasing Autumn
she'd seemed despondent until that calm drift made her shift
it came swift, her gaze quit, 'hey, thanks for the lift'
yet remained split, she lacked the integrity necessary
was content to marry for money to relieve the debt she carried
yet she barely kept her cherry long enough to get her bearings
and still removing clothes didn't change how much she's wearing
hardly caring... she barely worried about Heaven or Hell
and considered her fingernails as an extension of self
let the emptiness dwell, she came to loathe her lack of growth
went back and forth with depression, to forge an acrid oath
her pain burned within, so she swore to never hurt again
and decided to swallow pride, with a mouthful of percodan
it's still hazy... thinking now, she must've been crazy
and she never would've done it, if she had have had Stacy
her unborn baby, whose first breath didn't escape the womb
a sweet flower that had withered, before it got to bloom
he sealed her doom, at once he'd been nothing but loving
but was a begrudging curmudgeon once she had a bun in the oven
so she snubbed it, a decision she's yet become one with
cuz she still cries herself to sleep, clutching her stomach
she's still running, trying to escape her former anguish
but what's strange is 'change' always seemed a foreign language
she was ashamed of all the pain she suffered needlessly
and sleeplessly envisioned a life that had ceased to be
in recent dreams, she saw her baby born in perfect health
but Stacy couldn't have first steps, until she took some herself
so she enlisted help, a support group to build her fortitude
it was a torpid troupe of women that had had abortions too
emotions strewn, just trying to find Hope in their cause
they'd open their hearts and talk about coping with loss
they'd broke from their talks, and they'd break for fifteen
and she'd go to the Maternity Ward to watch the babies sleep
it gave her peace, she knew she'd have to find it someway
figured she'd keep the Faith, might be worth something someday
then she'd head home, and quickly take the kindling out
light a match, and watch as flames and ashes dwindle about
no wrinkle of doubt as to why life had singled her out
and how hard it was to live with what she was living without

"Greener Pastures"

I'm the reefer man... an over-eccentric Weezer fan
believe it, man... I rock more green than Peter Pan
I'll scheme a plan, to get weed fronted in an instant
come lookin for dough? that's me, runnin in the distance
the dirty ditchpig, fiending off your little poochie joint
plus I got shit that'll rock ya til you're John Belushi'ed, boy
while your hoochie giggles cuz I'm talkin in a goofy voice
its amazing what can make a blitted bitch's coochie moist
now she's woozy... so I'm cruisin on to my next spot
need a spliff? hell, I roll quicker than Sonic the Hedgehog
with the best crops, trust kid, the count couldn't be cleaner
while your weed is even seedier than your demeanour
you'll see, I run a mean game, the cops could never get on it
the rap sheet's clean... hell, I got less dirt than hydroponics
its Homegrown product, and you could never have it, ho
c'mon, I don't need u... I said I needed half an O

"Melancholy Meadow"

Let me expunge these jaded notions, lured by a teasing finger
obscured by misleading judgment, and left alone to linger
hook, line & sinker... you had me from the moment I met you
but took a while before being something I wanted to pursue
it was the summer, I was lonely and needed to look ahead
needed some prospect for romance, and you popped into my head
a different someone, an enigma, with grace and charisma
or maybe I just needed someone to help me get over Melinda
either way, it was easy to build you up to a prominent role
but the fact that you're committed took an onerous toll
toppled this soul, until one drunken night of self-release
when we flirted back and forth, and let my feelings off the leash
sure, I regretted it, second guessed my motives of behaviour
but figured you were aware... since you were an active player
in games of the heart, so I went along with the rest of my week
and held in all the feelings that I was so desperate to speak
but it was destined to fail, who am I to make a girl question her male
cuz even I know how hard it is when a relationship fails
these impatient travails plagued me, playing with 'maybe'
and got enveloped in the fact that your heart could've saved me
but deep down, I guess I knew that you never really understood me
which made the denouement more exciting than the climax ever could be
or would be, but you led me on, c'mon, don't lie to yourself
cuz a big part of you wanted me, admit it, don't hide from yourself
cuz you never would've held my hand, or would've got in my bed
you never even would've let me get the thought in my head
but you're a tease, you divulged that, hell, a girl likes attention
but the tension was heart-wrenching when I discovered your intentions
and I guess that, I left that... thinking of you with less appeal
cuz it was such a cathardic experience... I had nothing left to feel
but I'll deal, ya know, that's just how matters of the heart work
and I'm just a lovesick fool who didn't get to capture your heart first

"The Death of Hope"

..sometimes I forget to breathe...

Hope. I've lost it.
a broken faucet dripping tears like the Okanogan flows in August
just a tightly woven mode to show misappropriated codes of logic
this corroded project grants no token solace for morose involvement
I'd rather forgo it all....

this is spoken honest, I have no motive to conceal the truth
I'll be real with you, hell, I live life like a broken promise
never follow through, I wander aimless, with despondent views
as the guilt of my indifference rendez-vous's with my squandered youth
and ponders truth... like existence has this elusive value
I'm a slave to my conscience, and that's the only God I bow to.
and I vow to, never approach penance for penitence with palms up
cuz I've suffered so much already that my tears could've drawn blood
this calm flood, of emotions that I'm emersed in only worsens
and I'm certain, behind this lead curtain, lays a better person
but being candid... a misplaced concept of self left me branded
I clutch at hope, but my heavy-handed swipes have never landed
I've been stranded... too many times by turn-coat companions
who take advantage... take this man... c'mon, take him for granted
I've raved and ranted, and sometimes its hard to stop the rage
stuck in this noxious stage, that's why I rely on Josh and Paige
they help lock the cage, and abate those fears that seem to surface
they emerge to stop the hurt, when my purpose seems worthless
this perverse circus, somehow lets me know hope is not dead
it is without end... its corny, but I found it, in friends.
the road bends, and our destination seems to be within view
and darkness imbues, hope doesn't bleed, it breathes, within you.
and I contemplate this sick joke with a cigarette and Vanilla Coke
there was always hope, my canvas was just in need of broader strokes

"The real HHDB diss"

I could kill all these kids, so don't even start me
I'll make y'all look more homosequal than Mister Darcy
an art fiend... a backpacker, call this kid what you will
cuz I'll bring mediocre-ness like Crazy Bitch brought the skill
you thought you're ill... until it was paralleled with nik-A
hey nik-A... you're gay, you're gay, you're gay, you're gay
ps. I hate you, like -able I'll give a bad name to Canadians
about as bad as nika wants to bring back the eighties, bitch
there's no KRS... you're obvious like clowning Stam's neck
this is a damn threat, like Senseless against a ham sandwich
no contest, I'll murder fags, with text that hurts the hands
a worthless plan, ps. Darcy... Colin Firth's the man
I'll work ya, man... like PLO, anything that supports the Blacks
I'll distort your point of view, like KILLAMANJARO distorts the facts
jsut to make a point, just like Stamina fakes his tracks
I won't stay on point, like Catastrophe's reputation stays intact
fuckin no-shower, I'm the double H dee bee horn-blower
you're as about popular as TyTania's topical subjects go over
my whoel motive, is to expose you queers from a different angle
and you deserve what you get, like ill nik-A versus Tranquil
get strangled... while I'm I'll swilling Colt forty-five, chillin
ya'll can get serenaded by Stadnent, the cracke dout Robbie Williams
I'll kill em, if you got your name left out... don't worry...
cuz you'll get booted like Grabber from the Tourney, in a hurry
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"Raphaela Stars"

Raphaela stars singing songs, leaping into blankets
A blind man marvel, snatched handbags ripped from strangers
Drunken honesty, untouched promises next to godliness
Bottled rock-bottoms, gobbled up to fill the hospices
And we raise a toast to… the kind of feelings that choke you
The buoyant exploiters set sail dreams by the boatful
Never hopeful, giving the Machiavellian hand a squeeze
Scream abandon me, false tongues fulfilling sycophantasies
Here’s a nickel, dance for me, manifest a monocle vision
With bombs over freshly-combed headed hospital children
Strike and ignite, torch the empires and hold a pagan’s heart
Maintain love’s mercy personally but keep your dagger sharp
Twist the bulb, this Moriarty mystery grips the skull
Capsized eclipse movements flip to resist the invincible
So shine on wretched glory, under what wonderment is
Stuffing money in pigs, ending up bloody and rich
Kill the crops, watch rotten bastards plot the massacres
Static nerves request flesh from Shylock ambassadors
Doomed damsels panhandle once the vandals appear
And Xanadu’s ingénues extinguish candles with tears
Damned reluctance cutting curtains on grand productions
Be a man with firm hands that stands for something
Rippled brine in pickled pride, emerge, live or die
Serpentine words converge… the sickle shines
Warring worlds clash, ideology’s blood spurts
Love’s worth lies between cold eyes and a chunk of earth
Rum-rowdy ruffians converse loudly in rented rooms
The rotted vessels of empty blooms hold their sceptres to truth
Wealth stashed in thresholds, flags merge in a sad dirge
Cracked cans of worms, a frantic search for man’s worth
Pillage the town, soar swiftly when human will is aroused
Tonight we sleep with Raphaela stars and make pillows of clouds

"Fuck the Yankees"

FUCK THE YANKEES! Every single fan’s a damn faggot..
tell me, dudes.. how much did you pay to ride the bandwagon??
and with the money y’all got, you think you’d be heavyweights
pay two hundred million a season.. to play like the Devil Rays
and y’all buy all your players.. that fuckin’ shit’s wack..
some teams have lower payrolls, than y’all pay in luxury tax
no beards or long hair? wow, that discipline’s exceptional..
..ly gay, since it’s club policy to look like a metrosexual
and I gotta mention Derek Jeter.. fo rel, the man’s a star
dude really knows how to clutch singles.. down at the faggot bar
and Giambi’s on steroids.. and I ain’t even clownin’ the cat
but he’s got fuckin’ veins on his neck bigger around than his bat
a red face and a wide neck.. the man looks like the Juggernaut, see..
and that shit’s funnier than the stats put up by Bubba Crosby
got Cabrera to fill-in.. a weak bat and not too hot of a fielder
since Matsui broke his wrist.. to make it look like A-Rod’s or Jeter’s
speaking of Rodriguez, dude’s a monsters with bats..
cuz A-Rod’s his nickname.. and also what he wants in his ass
but he’s a pro.. if you’re talkin’ about his past, he’s savage
now he makes $100 000 for every point on his batting average
fuckin’ 25 mil’ a season.. that contract’s costly as shit..
cuz the dude’s 1/8 of your payroll.. and that’s how often he hits
and your starters are sick.. but y’all pray they stay strong late..
cuz that bullpen is more sickly lookin’ than Joe Torre’s prostate
but Mariano’s pretty dope.. I can say that he’s awesome, dude..
rarely blows a save.. but he’s blown every man in the locker room
and I don’t like the Roots, but the fact they’re philosopher’s clear..
cuz Things Fall Apart.. just look at Randy Johnson’s career..
and if I had to compliment them.. I’d probly panic in a stitch..
so you’re not the gayest franchise in NY.. cuz Steve Francis is a Knick
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You think Alex Trebek is an unassuming quiz show host?
The kid’s no joke – trust me, fuckin with him’s a big no-no
See, by all appearances he’s lived the life of a scholar
He’s read the Brontës and Chaucer, Jane Austen and Faulkner
He’s studied the sciences: biology, physics, chemistry
And it’s this acumen that’ll put your whole family’s lives in Jeopardy!
His occupation’s often taken lightly cuz he’s viewed in your homes
But with his intellect, he could fuckin’ crack the nuclear codes
I say, the man is a maniac, driven by his disdain for insipience
Thinks the whole American populace are miscreants and idiots
That evil Canadian bastard sits up on his high horse
And takes a splattery shit on a U.S. flag every July 4th

.................................................

Trebek tinkers with his creation, sworn to a fanatical pledge
Attaching the robotic torso to its mechanical legs

He mutters…
“A handsome, muscular TV host who demands his respect”
“Who is Alex Trebek”

“With his chiseled body, he could swim the English Channel, no sweat”
“Who is Alex Trebek”

He constructs his monster, smirking at his mathematical charms
As he solders the robotic torso to its mechanical arms

He mutters…
“Masculine, dick like a javelin, but holds his malice in check”
“Whooooo…… iiiiiiis…. Alexxx Trebek”

“This studmuffin hasn’t met an intellectual challenger yet”
“BITCH, I’M MOTHERFUCKING ALEX TREBEK!!!!”



“MUAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA”

.................................................

His beast comes to life, Trebek smirks in elation
A murderous robot, he’s finally birthed his creation
An electronic manifestation made to showcase his wisdom
And they take off in his Aston Martin to locate his victims

*Knock knock*

Pat Sajak has just finished a huge mountain of coke
His magic dust to appeal to the nightly crowds he invokes
He answers the door, suddenly aghast as he’s met…
By a giant blue-faced robot, and fucking Alex Trebek
“Hello Pat, you faggot, by now my hate should be obvious…
Cuz your show ahead of mine is a disgrace to my audience
See, your pussy ass is dead, this robot’s really a weapon
To kill plebeians who can’t answer a simple trivia question:

“This blonde idiot is broadcasted on all of the biggest stations
Let’s call this ignoramus the hugest bitch in syndication.
Lacking innovation, plus me and this bitch go way back…”
Pat shudders, “Who is…. P-P-P-Pat Sajak?”

BOOM

The robot left Pat’s brains splattered on the veranda light
Alex smirked, “Wrong bitch.. who is Vanna White”

Trebek drove off, with his robot, feeling refreshed
Showed up on the doorstep of that douchebag, Ryan Seacrest
The door opened, Trebek said, “Ryan, you midget queer..
Your show’s lack of acuity is what brings me here
I’ll let you maintain your job and your faggoty rep
If you can answer this pop quiz, bitch, I’m Alex Trebek!”

“This Jackson bitch inspired madness with their musical knack
But turned light-skinned in the 80s when they refused to be black”
Seacrest stuttered, “Who-o-o i-i-i-is Michael?”
That’s when the robot blew off his frosted tips with its rifle
As Seacrest’s blood pooled around his head in the foyer
Trebek chuckled, “You fucking fuck, I was talking about LaToya”

They sped off, as Trebek cleaned the blood from his fingernails
And drove to the front door of Wikipedia’s Jimmy Wales
“Hello you British bitch, we gotta be man-to-man with shit
Your website singlehandedly dumbed down our College Championship
That’s why I’m at your door with the most callous of threats,
Are you ready to die, limey? I’m fucking Alex Trebek!”

“Before your shitty site, there was a volume encyclopedic
And every grade school child in the world was forced to read it”
Jimmy cried, “Oh blimey, it must be the Britannica, chap!”
Trebek threw his head back, “Nice try, with your amateur ass…
Welcome to America, I guess consider this sort of a lesson
Faggot, your answer must be given in the form of a question”
Trebek laughed and winked, then motioned to his machine
The robot opened fire and Wales was blown to smithereens

See, there’s a TV host that needs his chemical imbalances checked
But no one dares to fuck with the man that they call Alex Trebek
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ROLE REVERSAL!!

Yooo, I love graffiti, it's so anti-establishment
A colorful "Fuck You!" to the system and its inhabitants
I'm sick of the government, the war and the killings
So I painted a girl patting down a soldier on this building
(take that Putin!)

A political rebel, never settle, its a Grade A plan
We're gonna take back Crimea with a spraypaint can!
I loooove Banksy!!! He's a hero, there's no debate
A man so courageous that he never shows his face
The commercial agenda is what we've professed to conquer
Nothing can stop our message... except for a pressure washer
My gramma said, "You gonna change the world someday, star"
That's why I tag her initials on brick walls and subway cars
The cops try to stop me, but I lay it down regardless
Ruining other people's good work under the shroud of darkness

Srrrrrkt...

BACK TO PINOT!!!

Listen kids, this is a friendly PSA
From Pinot Grij, tellin you not to be so gay
Graffiti is just losers making cluttered up scenes
If you want to fight a war, join the fucking Marines
Your cause is stupid, I don't know why you try anymore
Cuz you're only sticking it to owners of variety stores
A political activist?? Trust me, no one wants that guy
I mean... girls DO fuck artists... just not thaaaat kind
I get it, you're passionate.. that's the way that you are
Maybe write text verses... or learn to play the guitar
Do something productive that's not the smallest crime
And stop wearing a fucking backpack all the time
Or, I guess keep tagging... I mean, if that's what you need
Just start writing shit that people can actually read
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Old 12-20-2024, 11:40 AM #6
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Topic: "Welcome to the Jungle"

Tony the Tiger woke up smelling like a horse's vagina
After the whores, he scored some coke and pulled an all-nighter
Adjusted his neckerchief and looked over his lousy apartment
Which appeared even worse after he had doused it in vomit
He thought, "How'd I get here? I only tried to lure kids with sweets...
And then creepily appear at each one of their track meets
Then I got a restraining order. Why? I'm not so sure...
I'd just let the kids know how tight and firm their bodies were.
Then I raped their sweet buttholes, regardless of gender
Oh wait... is anyone really surprised that I'm a fucking sex offender????"
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I messaged her, “I want to see you soon
We could meet at noon at some greasy spoon
Just me and you, some split pea soup, and let our feelings bloom
It’s easy to see me swoon, there’s nothing you need to do
Cuz I can tell we were meant to be without even meeting you
My online bio will tell you what my interests happen to be
Like how my favourite shows are Battlestar Galactica and Dragonball Z
I hate Macs, love PCs – not rich, but my bitcoin fortune’s huge
Plus I know a guy who knows the guy who leaked the Jennifer Lawrence nudes
I’m a video game fiend, but I’m still a sexual lothario, believe me
I’ll have you sliding down more pipes than Mario and Luigi
Like a first-person shooter, on the sexual Battlefield I’m good to go
Cuz it’s my Call of Duty to Command & Conquer your pussy hole
Oh ya, and I’m a Trekkie… girl, it’s like you can read my mind
So you’ll have to Klingon when we sixty-Deep Space Nine
I’ll rain down my giant loads on you like Sodom & Gomorrah
And do it all without taking off my awesome fedora
No more, then… that’s just a teaser of what’s in store for dat ass
So I’ll just wait here for you, I’m sure only a few moments will pass"
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Old 12-20-2024, 11:41 AM #8
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Topic - "Some may never live, but the crazy never die."


Mortimer Cocksmith was overly cautious
Mostly, he’s nauseous, petrified by the hold of his conscience
He’d never provoke a neighbor, that ain’t in his wholesome nature
Cuz folks who are known to anger are more prone to danger
So he avoids all confrontation, he’s never even sipped a beer
Gripped by the crippling fear that he’d become addicted for years
He’d strictly adhere to rules so as to never lapse his control
He even pees sitting down to avoid the backsplash in the bowl
Sex? He enjoyed by himself, jerked off til his scrotum was swelled
Then he’d cry himself to sleep and think, “…..I’m going to hell”
His heart was open as well, he finally met a woman that nurtured
But he played the observer as she fucked all of his co-workers
Still he retained his credo, because he was in love with his wife
And if he ever confronted her on it he could fuck up his life
So he maintained his silence, and vowed to ride destiny and enjoy it
He never had any expectations, so he could never be disappointed
Mortimer lived a lengthy life, without wanting nothing more
And peacefully passed away at the age of a hundred and four

Jurgen Von Cockenstein was the live fast-or-die type
He liked the nightlife… loved to skydive… a real wise guy
Lived the high life, I mean REAL high, dude been hype from the start
He once rappelled into a volcano just to light his cigar
He goes extreme upon any scheme that any man could embark
When he goes surfing, he does it on top of actual sharks
He’d race speedboats through crevices the width of a keyhole
And when he did a little jizz would shoot out of his pee hole
He lived for the rush, and could get any bitch that he wants
Fill up her guts, spill all his nut, then she’d fix up his lunch
He’d say, “D’you honestly think I give a shit if I live til I’m eighty?
Look at the chicks that I’m dating… this shit is amazing!”
One day then, Jurgen had a plan for a new extreme sport
He loved to fuck, and loved to rush, but still he’d need more
So he devised to set a woman on skis down the steep slope and…
Follow up behind her, butt naked, for some downhill deep boning
He thrusted as wind gusted against the sack of his balls
And as he nutted, his face busted as he crashed into a wall
He made headlines as the dead guy who did something sick
Dead by Extreme Downhill Banging at the age of twenty-six

So, who would you rather be?
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vs. Ronin aka Artificial

Chicks are afraid of Art, keep him away from women and kids
Got so many girls that you stalk home, you could apply for Swedish citizenship
Folks act like I can’t battle just cuz I wear the topical crown
I’m Pinot Grij, cuz your mom has too much of me when your pops not around
I’m actually anti-gun, but even this pussy’ll have me grippin’ the mac
Plus my shotty’ll leave you without a center, like DeAndre did to the Mavs
Act up without your backup, fool I’ll leave your head broken
I’ll make a racket and have the ground red, it’ll look like the French Open
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vs. Havok

Ayo Havoc,
You ain’t a Prodigy, your Mobb ain’t Deep, so look, son
I got a couple cans that’ll spray you in your face, I call ‘em Shook Ones
This rook’s done.. I’m in the cut, with your girl, the chick’s a slut
Whole crew ran thru ‘er, ain’t no Quiet Storm when she get it Infamous
So I hear you’re Alphabet! We all know Alpha bit, stop with the lies
If you seen the sitcom, then you know Alf biting cats is not a surprise
I just champed Fight Night, against this light tyke? I'm mean with it, scout
If you have a Fight Night, you make your boyfriend sleep on the couch
You got no game, troop… talkin' fake violence like most lames do
Until I put the ratchet to your neck like Frankenstein if his bolts came loose
This pussy Posey ain’t a Joc, I’ll take a bat to this herb’s jaw
And Cincy seein’ All Stars, I’ll drop him quicker than curveballs from Kershaw
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Ed would often hesitate about his wedding date. Thought he ought to give his head a shake or have a good friend set him straight. Dottie was as swell a dame as a fella could expect to date. He’d think, “Ed, you’re second rate! She’s the best you’ll do, for heaven’s sake! You should celebrate!” But Ed, he was a renegade, you can’t domesticate his restless state. At any time, he could hop on his motorbike with the Texas plates, and cruise the Western states. He could work, clearing breakfast plates. You can do that anyplace. But those feelings are ones better kept at bay. Like most men, he felt a woman could cover up his lesser traits. Thought she’d tame his wild horses and slow his life to a steady pace. Put out his fiery passion that was set ablaze by his yesterdays. “All that stuff ends the day you get engaged,” Ed would say. But the tension weighed, could not be swept away. It would resonate. He bowed his head to pray that God would remove these thoughts by His blessed grace. Ed couldn’t accept this fate. The little devil in his head would say, Marriage means your freedom’s been pledged away, Ed. Sure, she’s pretty but she’s got expensive tastes, Ed. Do you like your paycheck? She’ll whip through it at a pace that’s breakneck. Before you get a taste, Ed. Oh, and “I love you”… if you forget to say it, it wrecks her day, Ed. In fights, she’s blameless. No matter what you say, Ed. Face it. Is that worth giving up all the dames we could get to date, Ed? Is she that great, Ed? Do you want eight kids? What if they need braces? What if one’s gay, Ed? Could you take it? Whaddaya say, Ed? I’ll tell you what.. let’s go get some cocaine, Ed. You've had a long day, Ed. Let's hop on that motorbike and drive far, far away, Ed. Is that outrageous? It'll be painless. Whaddaya say, Ed?

All she saw was his Texas plates.
Where he’ll end up? That’s for Ed to say.
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Final week.. who is this geek? Ain’t no way you beatin’ me, Sally
You Jon Snow in Game of Thrones, I’ll kill this bastard in the season finale
This’ll be over fast.. you’re no Main Attraction - in a leading role, you’re ass
Since you think you a Star, I’ll break your fuckin neck so you can have a supporting cast
My shotty’ll destroy you, leave a fuckin mess where you stood there, homo
When you get to heaven, it’ll just be a shoe with wings like the Goodyear logo
I heard your dick game is weak.. ya girl said she’s tired of the sex
She calls you Hand Sanitizer.. the more you rub it, the drier she gets
That bitch gave up the pussy tho.. the reality has to hurt you
She took the pipe like the bad kid in an anti-drug commercial
Plus your faggot set don’t rock - y’all pussies ain’t got your hearts in it
For you an’ your crew, I’ll be writin’ more chalk lines than Bart Simpson
This Joker is an X-Man, to draw on this cartoon is no trouble
I’ll make this comic strip, but on this page, we’ll never see your quotes bubble
This the season finale, I ain’t even need to prep to show this geek is just broke
I’m John Oliver, it took me thirty minutes to turn your Last Week into a joke
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You talk guns but won’t do shit when I come with the pump, liar
I’m Michael Bay, you’ll see this Plot get lost in all of the gunfire
Oh, you mad? Too bad I don’t give a fuck how you feeling, fam
If you ain’t cool, I’ll spin these blades over your head like a ceiling fan
With triggers, he scared to squeeze like this bitch was huggin a distant cousin
This asshole's quiet on the can, like he’s nervous about taking a shit in public
You ain’t a real man – that’s an Avatar. I swear I hate bitches like you
When my Force Awakens it’ll smash your box office, plus the one you live inside too
Even if you got eleven homeys, it’s like New Year’s when I body your soldiers
My noisemaker blows, then it strikes twelve and your whole party is over
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- The Ultimate Warrior

Jared loves astronomy and professional wrestling
Two topics with no common ground, you’re probably guessing
With his telescope, he held out hope as he checked out the moon
That its celestial dunes were some kind of extraterrestrial ruins
Until that one night, he glimpsed within the moonlight’s glorious bask
Upon its rocky surface, there emerged the Ultimate Warrior’s mask!
Once the euphoria passed, he watched with a gleam in his eyes
Like a beam in the night, the mask whimsically careened through the skies
It was the Warrior ship! Jared thought, “Is this really happening?”
And like some astral dream, he was pulled in by its tractor beam
Through sliding doors he made his way to the ship’s command center
Then gasped, all the crew mates were his favorite dead wrestlers!
Macho Man, Eddie Guerrero, Owen Hart and Rick Rude
The British Bulldog, Mr. Perfect - now there was a slick dude!
There the Warrior said, “We never died, Jared, this was our destiny.
To protect Earth from subterranean aliens who are great at wrestling!
That’s why I had my vessel bring our sport’s most massive fan
To give you a front row seat to our huge event at Saturn Slam!”

Jared couldn’t believe his eyes - he swore never to blink
As he watched his former heroes all enter the ring
He saw Mr. Perfect grab his alien foe around its purple neck
And held it as it struggled to escape from the Perfect-plex
Macho Man defeated his opponent and after he pinned him
He put on his shiny cowboy hat and snapped into a Slim Jim
Ravishing Rick Rude faced a truly gruesome, heinous thing
But stole his girlfriend after he snapped him in the Rude Awakening
Then the Warrior took the ring in a 20-Man Battle Royale
And as the last man standing, he grabbed the mic with his patented growl
“I may be the champion, but I couldn’t win this match myself
I owe it all to Warrior Jared for reclaiming the Intergalactic Belt!”
Jared’s passion swelled, he couldn’t even fathom his fame
But he felt on top of the world as the superstars all chanted his name

It’s all a dream. Jared is a lonely boy clutching his only toy
An Ultimate Warrior action figure, his yard sale pride and joy
See, his brothers would beat him while his mom was at work
Those jerks took their anger from the divorce out on his self-worth
It was mean, his brothers put him in the Million Dollar Dream
But he wouldn’t fall asleep, they’d just hold it as he screamed
He’d think, “At school, when they pick teams nobody selects me.
I get beat up at every recess and nobody protects me.
Most nights when I go to sleep my stomach is empty.
If I died, I think everybody in the whole world would forget me.”
He held his Warrior toy and cried that night with hard sobs
His stupid brother had gotten angry and broke both of the arms off
So he looks upwards at the sky for shooting stars, he’s never seen one
And he dreams of escaping a world that will never let him be one
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vs Radius

Let's dissect the meaning of your name, take a look into Rad's past
the current state of rap is booty, well now... that makes you half-assed
plus you're mad gassed, guess you just do what you felt you got to
like quotin' yourself in your sig 'cuz no one else will jock you
no one else'd want to, except to display wackness of all sorts
and educate kids on how to avoid creating disses that fall short
Radius is All Sport, I'm Gatorade when it comes to rap
but I'm thirstin for blood now, yo man sorry it's come to that
but I'ma' pummel Rad, leavin this kid battered & bruised
bitch smackin this dude, & have the whole league laughin at you
you even got half of a clue? just a lonely man with no crew
which means you're the only one who ever gets mad when ya' lose
it's actually sad cuz it's true, we know Rad's loss is expected
people call you hot but only 'cuz you're gettin dropped in a second
you're a lifetime loser, everything you've ever spit is wack
we'd still see an L on your head if you was wearin' a Wizard's cap
admit it jack, I'm spittin facts, it's time you accept it man
everyone sleeps on you, only rapper with narcaleptic fans
R's pathetic and, 'bout to cry as I pound him like some pussy
the only vet on the Net that's still soundin' like a rookie
ain't no love lost here, now I got ya' feelin sick and hollow
pride's a bitch, huh? 'cuz you don't know if you should spit or swallow


vs Phant (PBA)

You sure you're up for this kid? it's pretty ballzy to diss me
but it's normal to be scared when I got vets defaulting against me
well that's just the aura of Galv what was I supposed to expect?
face it 'dog' you're dying, cuz you're nowhere close to a 'vet'
your career is focused on text, cuz you're the brokest on sets
after you hear a beat, do you even know what it takes to add vocals on
next?
so keep postin on Nets, an' hit every site that displays text
enjoy the glory while you can cuz your career's at it's apex
don't look back now, and don't try to look into ya' future
you'd only see a wrinkled white man still dissin kids on computers
and still bitchin' I bruised ya, way back in 2-thousand-2
while you're playin my CD's and me and Aloe's group albums too
you're whole mp3 collection filled up with nothin but Galv
83 & thinkin "I been practicin', bet I could fuck him up now!"
man your style's nuthin but 'foul', that's why you don't get 'play'
get a couple of shots here and there but most went stray
your punches are more stretched than Plastic Man's, or even this line's
see, I'll diss my own shit and still have everyone believin' it's fly
you readin this, guy? it's your sentenced death in scripted text
halfway coverin your eyes like Rygar watchin movies with explicit sex
when people mention vets, your name will always fail to be disclosed
like during this verse cuz like your skills it will remain unexposed
okay I'm done with ya' bro', I'll go back to drinkin my booze
one last thing though, fuck Adelphi for even THINKIN' I'd lose!


vs Diptheria

Big Gipptheria,

You fought Bic and got lucky but you wont get over twice
ain't no way in hell i'ma lose to the ghost from Poltregeist
ain't combed ya lice infested hair since you-wuz-three
and it looks like all you got for Christmas was ya two front teeth
you Krusty look-a-like, kinda resemble my last bowel
that's foul
nose so big he has to blow it in bath towels
plus ya' cross-eyed in the wrong direction, lookin shifty as hell
tried to look me up-n-down but got dizzy and fell
i quickly could tell, he isn't respectful with topics
of safety, the way he, be playin with electrical sockets
who messed up ya jaw Dip? it's all crooked and sharp
see his face? doesn't it look like he just took him a fart?
...iON just took Diph apart
smacked n confused ya', cracked and abused ya'
whoever took the pic shoulda' used a gun when you asked 'em to shoot ya
i'll laugh as i bruise ya', sorry kid rap doesn't suit ya'
but you can still get fame... cast as Doc Brown in Black To The Future
but yo, don't be sad when ya career in rap isn't hot
you still have a future on stage... as the janitor's mop
wish the laughin'll stop, but no one's to blame but you fa' this
you-should-just have taken 3 votes and let Sime choose ya' pic
then again it's useless Dip, but here's a useful tip
don't smile in ya pic when you got all but one tooth that's chipped
cuz when it comes to lines that's diss-related iON's heavy handed
and your punches are like the Columbia, anticipated but never landed
you never ran shit, claimin emcee is like claimin Kobe's Mike Air
the only thing that you seem to resemble is a flow-bee nightmare
i don't got room for rumors when I'm usin humor
the truth? this loser get's his hair cut by poodle groomers
comes out free of fleas and wearin a pink bow
and on the trip home he stick his head out the window
then when he gets home, he starts givin the cats a chase
it's time the facts are faced
cuz pussy's something of which you've never had a taste
you know it's the truth, so fess up and claim ya' spot
only time you seen a pink pussy was playin dress-up with Megawatts


vs Phant (MM2K3)

What can i say about Phant that ain't already been said
inbread... pin-head...
ain't even drunk, why's his skin red?
you embarrassed 'bout that couch or just embarrassed to be you?
hard call... but that fag styled Caesar hair is truly you
thought he'd been paired with Scooby Doo, lookin at those sleepy eyes
then i thought about it for a second and actually realized
the funny look on his face ain't bong created
he's constipated
and is it me or that hand position lookin' a little too crotch related?
tryin to look hard in the pic, hope we'll think "damn! he looks tough"
but only thing I'm wonderin... "Why Phant's knees look scuffed?"
I see ya' bluff, you can't hang with these statements from iON
i'll beat you to a pulp like i was makin my own paper to write on
you ain't on the same level of greatness that i'm on
rename yourself "Phant.ico" but it wouldn't make you an icon
remember last years pic? you tried to show that kids respect you
then just like Dr Evil in Goldmember, even your midget left you
must've been hard letting go of your undercover lover
wait a sec bruh, he ain't left ya'... you ate the motherfucker!
that's how you got so big, plus it explains the evil smirk
it never made ya feel secure, the way he shamelessly would flirt
so Phant was like, "Hey you feeble squirt!"
...one thing led to another and he came to be dessert
now i hate to be a jerk ...wait that's not completely true
in fact, i rather enjoy the thought of beating you
i alreay know how it feels, you know i did it before
i had a lot of votes to your none, in case you don't remember the score*
this UPN member's a whore, & a little too cocky yo
but i'll leave ya' speechless like when MacDetroit dissed you in audio
and stop it bro, fake pimp, braggin about the sluts ya' fuckin'
we all know the real story, Phant only puts the nut in NUThin
this punk been frontin, truth is he's plain ol' dumb
i told him "don't start shit"... he put in his anal plug
ain't no love when the voters realize Phant takes the defeat
makin' iON bound for next round since i just Eight the Elite
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"Innocence Lost"

ou were probably expecting I'd drop some typical shit
a subliminal diss or tales of robbin a kid's innocence
which I did in a sense, my purity's been absent
since I macked this latin chick with an accent
I was fifteen at the time, free in my mind
but trapped in the grasp of lust's evil design
I felt I needed to climb, to masculinity's apex
sexually frustrated, I was wound up like tape decks
the thought of safe sex, was burried beneath
multi-levels of peer pressure's uncaring deceit
my main goal was to conquer unfamiliar lands
have my virginity pass w/o puttin a bill in her hands
I was determined to earn this, earnest with a purpose
true emotion in my heart, I wasn't really concerned with
on the surface, I seemed to care, with a dreamy stare
but deep inside, only I knew I lacked true feeling there
she was bare, exposing her complete self to me
I was helpless see, overcome by my own selfish needs
I'd tell her we'd be together for many years and more
my fears ignored, not ready to deal with her tears of course
as I neared the source of my only obsession's cause
I never stopped, to reflect or pause or question God
I was steppin on her soul, but oblivious to this truth
this youth, I was depriving her of innocence too
it wasn't just me affected when I sinned, but I grinned
knowing that I'd be a man by the night's end (right men?)
finally, I'm in! (oh, it's soft) but now hope is lost
I broke her hymen, then broke her heart when I broke it off
(edited for storm G! Actually, I didn't like it either the way I first had it)


stand beside this mastermind and you'll find a man refined
yet one who can't define his bastard pride & savage mind
sometimes I lack the right spark for this rap defined art
a love/hate relationship that's enchanted my heart
I find this crafty mind's caught, entrapped in my thoughts
confused, sad & quite lost, doomed 'cuz captive minds rot
half the time scoffs are cast when rhymes flaunt
"all rappers guys talk about is money, braggin like snobs
polluting air with crap in high octaves at traffic light stops"
these passives like talk radio and classic lite rock
I'll be damned it's my fault I don't like geriatric type slop
fruity fags bastardized pop and yeah the madness might stop
if these corporations would just shut up let the average guy talk
revenue became the man in white cloth because cash is like God
to these asshole white frauds that don't give a crap for my cause
so when you ask me why top 40 just gets laughs on my block
don't act surprised, stop and use rationalized thought
we classify rap as fine art and practice quite hard
so when classless guys start to defile rap with vile parts
using a stale blueprint for music to manufacture like cars
it stabs at my heart, angers and impassions my cause
clashes might start so I spit flames as I grasp the mic hard
ready to take down the whole industry with this rapture I've brought
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1/03/03

Don’t remember ur last…
time back against ill? already beat u so any attack'll get killed,
got laughing gas & a drill, sweet revenge inside my cavity fill,
LO's baddest with skills...praised as a champ, if taking it back,
& I'd say u worked ur ass off but I'd be taking credit away from ur dad,
shit’s changed since the past...it's now HHH & looks like u've lost it,
just stop it, u got voters camping out waiting for a punch in ur content,
wtf is this nonsense…better back track, I’m everything ur chance lacks,
nik’s a bad ass, stealing Volk’s Wagon’s ur best shot at taking a pass-at,
Yes, u’re that wack…only thing shocking’s that u here again to lose it,
get a hold of urself, he went haywire & came back electrocuted,
connections prove it…wont land a shot & think u’ll get past this brawl?
put ur foot in ur mouth cuz the only chance u got, stands in awe,
get smacked or popped better chant for God…to take u out of this hell,
better call out for help, cuz even ur high spirits look down on urself,
now just unfelt…air my dirty laundry in the mouth of this has bin's,
ill’s had it, cuz not even father time can offer a cure for ur wackness,
beef supported by action…that’s the rep I've built, going in for the kill,
vets only behind u, cuz they don’t wanna see what I did to ur grill,
warin’ still against ill? the attacks from my ammo, u can not handle,
& bloodsweattears...
is only ahead of the game cuz he brings the affects of after the battle!!

vs Creatical
12/02/02

u've already...
been at the raw end of the line, after ill, who'd thought u'd survive,
but since payback's a bitch I'm wearing a condom this time,
u're fucked in the mind...for countin' on EQ's funds stretching ur luck,
facin' nik again? the embarrassment u'd go through for just 20 bucks,
I can not be touched...better dig down deep cuz nik's wild this week,
put my foot so far up ur candy ass I'll hand ur inner child a treat,
take ur shot, round's on me...gotta be alcoholic thinkin' u'll stop nik,
u dont stand a ghost of a chance it's the booze that keeps talkin',
batter ur weak concepts...you planned to make a living of this & profit?
yeah, u'll be getting the big picture of life, under the draw bridge,
aside ur nonsense...u touch up on gay rights, armed forcing the case,
while I own an army of punches whom are all about face,
let's cut to the chase...no doubt, u gonna need luck through out,
have u knock on wood, then turn around & use it to knock u out,
made momma proud… but didnt live up to dad’s expectations, deny it,
& I would make an ass out of u but he’s the reason behind it!!
Tournament time, the tension is heated, those hibernating go sleepless,
got a license for a reason, to bear arms & take u out for the season,
lost da last war…but still the sharpest battler seen right now, on site grounds,
& Imma make my point across ur face so u can keep an eye out,
far from a threat…rappin', I murdered everyone from newbies to has-beens,
while u're only a bounty killer blowing ur nose on a napkin,
Imma take action…uncover the grudge, beef? pay the price covered in blood,
declare u a loss, using ur wig for this clean sweep, under the rug,
u wanted pics in the tourney to pose as a thug…but u aint a G,
just say cheese, this tourney's for money? no wonder u claim the streets!!

vs. Mets pic battle
6/10/06


Trying to look hard but lets be true dude, Man, who’s u?
fuck posing! ur nose has a bigger gangsta lean then u do
isn’t new news, I’m smoking up that crip, jammin on my hits
fuck sweet chin music hippies can relive Woodstock on that shit
Hook up with some wit, u thought ya lines were a great success?
Blame ya dress, thinking cap must’ve suffocated ur brain to death
pain’s the best, u fishing for punches but u’re the crippled type
why bust his lip?! I’ll just throw bait on a hook & this kid’ll bite
Bitch wont fight, Fuck Mets u wont last long with those lines
nik’ll strike, while u stop Pedro Martinez’s fast balls with ur eyes
Bashing all these guys, while cholesterol’s also starting a riot
cuz when the fuck did Butter Bean go on the Margarine diet
or is it Andre the giant, whoopin that ass, just look up the facts
cuz I got the lines that stay in ya head like I took off ya cap
Push out the crap, bitch I got a dope flow while u got no hope
once u heard u were battling me shoulda done like ya ears & no showed
So go, think I care? fuck this text shit I'm the best that u'll see
I'll shrug while thats the exercise ur shoulders desperately need
Endlessly grief, fat niggaz get no pussy ready to spread
cuz the GAL on ya cap is the closest u're ever getting to head

vs. Boddy D
6/08/06 pic battle


I write the smartest while Bobby’s the type of head to try his hardest
Fuck the peanut gallery never knew Mr Planter was quite the artist
u type retarded, all I see is nostrils on ya face u better be dying
Fuck ya winning fantasies! trade places with Pinocchio & get better at lying
forever be trying, book worm why don’t u keep ya collection to steer ‘round
Because ya text career has been on the shelf behind u for years now
Its clear out, no need to explain the setting, just grab the paint brush steady
that skinny, I too would lock myself in a room that’s Miaggi training ready
Straightened plenty, except this Britt’s strength is the key to talking proud
& We all see the power…preventing ya teeth from popping out
Fuck the doubt! ur dome’s now the light, gettin clowned then spiked
u could never go down on a girl without her saying “down, set, hike”!
Now lets fight, I can leave scars as my punches rip u geeks
But nik got beat, cuz those arent dimples Moses must’ve split ur cheeks
This kid’s too weak, bitch looks gay, just laugh at this kid’s toupee
& I would give him an ear full but I’d run out of things to say


vs yuppi pic battle



Some sacrifice flow for punches but overall my raps are dope
& gangstaz know, u sacrifice a neck strain for a wanksta pose
in fact it shows, stop staging man, California has raging fans
Fuck talent! Looks alone’ll get u in making the band for raisin brand
heard u got crazy plans, but havent gotten better u text geek
best flee, cuz I see more growth coming out of ur left cheek
now lets see, desperately trying to beat a vet & now battle nik?
even ur shirts are screaming u not big enough to handle it
get trample quick, u in the losing column trick, call it quits
Fuck the new Razr phone when theres more Pink in Yuppi’s bottom lip
awesome shit, act hard but really a side show, far as ya drive goes
its tough growin up in the streets with ur nose being a wide load
I know, u just trying to fit in causing beef, corruption
Fuck Minah Phix u gonna need a complete facial reconstruction
Feed ur options, nigga ur shits so played & u rappin with pride
& now u trying to bring back break dancin with ur cap to the side?
Askin him why, leave him black & blue without bashin this guy
He’s such a net geek he’s wearin a wardrobe that matches the site
Laughin is right, nigga u cant see me...this fellow's shamed
dont even have enough white in ur eyes to cover ur wall's yellow stains

vs. Butler
5/11/07



I got u up against the door, u should've never provoked anger
cuz when I get heated I leave Butler dangling on the coat hanger
I’m this round’s beast, nigga are u coverin ya proud teeth?!
took one Scope at my punches & he tried to gargle the mouth piece
stay sparkin joints, with shit so over ya head, this man’s outsmarting boys
cuz I’m droppin lines that make ur upside-down fade lose its starting point
The target’s noid, but I’mma hit u with something that might hurt
& u’ll get to the bottom of it, soon as ya head makes it past ya tight shirt
Ya hypes dirt, don’t care who rides ya, cuz beating me isn’t a for sure case
cuz I’ll easily leave ya b-boy circle breaking their trust on that unsure face
u got poor taste, school wasn’t ya best times, look at the way u dress guy
The white pupils had a big influence on u…not just ya left eye
come test mine, cant carry the weight plus we know ya shoulders cant
Who u fooling?! that’s not a gangsta lean thats more of a poser slant
Beat ya ass under a ladder, with a black cat screamin I’m text’s best
Fuck superstition! I'll break the glass ur mouth's pressed against
Nigga wet his pants, & with more said, I’ll cut u up until u pour red
If V is for Vandetta then I’m retaliating with a slash to ya forehead
Leave this dork dead, goodbye now, nothing to worry when u die, pal
cuz me & ya mom’ll stay together through thick & thin just like ya eye brows

vs Criteria
7-12-07


I'm whoopin ya chance, so fuck the next round u overlookin the plans
so many doubts circle this pussy; postpartum depression booked in advance
even if u share race, u got wack shit Asians wouldnt dare praise
such a slap to ya culture u left a burning sensation on Square's face
not a rare case, & as far as the stereotypes go; u cant deny the world
cuz I dont need much to beat u & it only takes a pinky to satisfy ya girl
have u no shame with that bland verse? how can u be acting as a battler?
how wack will u get before rhetorical questions keep adding to the answer?
this fag is a prancer, cuz the fear of rejection kept ya hands off the blouse
but over the years u've raised suspicion to be the man of the house
so why try when u know u cant beat this, so dont confuse it for beef, bitch
u tried to catch ya prey & got cornered by Riff Raff then beat up by Heathcliff
feed off his weakness, u aint expected to win & bitch I’mma show ya
cuz I dont need a computer tech to update the microchip on ya shoulder
nik is a soldier, while u aint insulting me lots, winning isnt much of a plot
when he's sure of himself he gives a definite maybe mixed with a probably not


vs. Shake-zula
7-18-07

I'm the cleverest dude, I've done things u never'll do
so since I've beaten Butler I must be 6 times better then u
& now u’re gettin tortured by ill, who the fuck ordered this kill
bein wack takes its toll & u're on I-95 without a quarter of skill
but when the fuck will u be at ya greatest, nik’s just agitated
cuz ya shits not over the top; its like ya text career's been exaggerated
I’m use to a threat, on ya home site here abusing the best
Shake is a walking personification of the most feared loser in text
ya punches hit soft, shred u to pieces; another bitch lost
I’ll make ya family pay homage & leave feeling ripped off
ya best is borin, they say text is dead & u wanna get rewarded?
bitch u dont only play a part in that u get an ESPY for it
u pussied out last round; make an alliteration outta this fake crook
my shit’s a sure shot & I don’t need Sureloc to show Shake’s shook
So wait look, how u gonna take charge with ya hoe stances
u're not only running the risk of losing u're the CEO of no chances

vs. Username
6-26-06


u saw my physique & shows, I got hard punches that greet with blows
Neezy knows, that’s why he came with the fuck it just hit me pose
got vicious flows, talk shit! would’ve, could’ve, should’ve, topped nik
Fat bastard lost weight seeking the role of Star Wars Episode What if
stop this? u & lack of…have a connection so I’m smokin u bad chump
Fuck beards! that patch wasn’t missing Marlboro woulda been bankrupt
Easily spank punks, I found the link, watching this fag smile & wink
& now u stink, but with those rosy cheeks u can turn a green house to pink
Winnin’s something I doubt u think, deny like u should, but ya lies understood
once nik-A attacks when have u seen a red head survive in the hood
Try & look good, but no comparing red to my top hottest flows
cuz fuck a side burn ur whole face has to stop, drop & roll
u now suck it shows, don’t hold the same weight u use to I’ll easily rip ya
I’d body this nigga but u just happy ya whole head finally fits in a picture
ripping this bitch up, laugh at the truth, u took a crack at to lose
with that moon face don’t need to pull down ya pants to make an ass outta u
Bashing this dude, too wack to fight, being attacked by light
if thats ya good side then please invert the pic back to black & white
inhalers lack the fight, fearing a virus, ya big nose seekin some violence
Michael’ll need more then Marcus’ help for the Vick’s to clear out ur sinus
Cheers turn to silence, excitement lost in ya streak, I’m calling u weak
no longer trip over wackness but u cant write a verse without falling asleep
mauling this geek, watch User spite, while I’m the abuser type
its pale in comparison, I'm at the beach u tannin usin ur computer light


vs. Balthowsai
3-02-03

Deep down inside, u know u really don't want it, just try to be honest,
use a blade for ur gut check & free the butterflies in ur stomach,
try but won't touch nik.cuz I'm simply destroyin', anything I toy with,
& since I'm playing these mind games I'm using ur nose as a joystick,
bash ur head, to oppose the noises.chanting, the kid from Miami's advancing,
so fuck ur ranking, cuz number 13 has always been known for passing,
for a beating is all u're asking.on the wrong trail, u'll beg if all fails,
I came in the underdawg but u were left wagging ur Bronx tail,
comparison has gone pale.tourney's my world, & u're lost in it's madness,
so I'mma rag out ur chances & wipe u off the face of this planet,
u've been mistaken as talent.tell u u're at u'r peak, so u can fall for it,
but there won't be any name for ur actions until u call it quits,
MM.Predictions? u talking shit.so I'll wreck ur start to address the part,
In society, Balth is what the future holds with prosthetic arms,
ur best, is no harm.here to prove u're the sharpest on, aspired,
while ill nik's purpose is to stab u to death with ur object of desire,
bloodbath, to fit u in to ur formal attire.cuz aint no way u sonning nik,
cuz u still doing laps riding the menstrual cycle, all flow no kicks,
roast this kid.& pour in the shots, after u poured in ur thoughts,
ill's the force of it all, give u the benefit of the doubt & insure u a loss,
I'm the core to the cause.& reason for me having to bash this geek,
^^& I'd hate to say I told u so, but he even has a crew named after me,
get the picture tuning into my batt next week.as u've enter nik's trend,
where punches are flipped best, while u here brown nosing 'round wit's end!!


vs. Bobby D
4-28-04

Keep wetting ur past, RTM legend my ass
Thinking ur name’s a catch, but only vote u getting’s from Laz
Upset or just mad, dead on ur track, so what’s ur next move…
Inspired by the new RTM breed not willing to accept u
What’s ur excuse, or best proof, but nigga I don’t really care
Cuz with all ur believe it or not stories u can invest in Ripley’s shares
U the 4th consecutive UK nigga paired, this aint fair, cuz to battle’s insane
How can I get votes when Milo, Toil & Shadow all stay a castle away
Dismantle the plague, u not what u claim, its all an act u see
In the states u’re just wack over there u are wack indeed
Smack this geek, why u yappin, saying u gonna beat me u all talk fuck rappin
So I’mma leave u a bloody liar like I countered ur dialog with action
Love the bashin, little bitch, brittle Brit, nik’ll hit…& knock u outta urself
& leave Bobby hiding behind the voice of Howie Mandell
& allow me to tell, ur tourney ranking just fell, u couldnt hold dirt down
Cuz either way u the ugly motherfucker getting knocked out the first round


vs. Milo
3-30-04

Quote:
Originally Posted by myname
ur rhymes wasted-really who yall figgaz the best
me, or this bitch whos 2 afraid 2 correctly spell nigga in text?

Love ur intro dog…& Myname is the key reason/
Specially since it’s a punch ^ he flipped better against me in preseason/
Eat it, with ur silver spoon at hand, too bad u aint from the US to stand/
Cuz this rich pussy would only be a threat voting for Bush again/
Wont over look the trends, no respect after 3 PBA’s that u served/
I got here last week & was given more wins then u’ve earned/
Just sit & observe, I’m too cruel, but I speak the truth fool/
& Milo being so wack’s why Busta left Leaders of the New School/
No true duel, & I thank the commish to have u opposed versus me/
Cuz u the only reason Residual still shows with hopes in this league/
R.A.M, Square, Note, all believe…so hey u’re a good all around asset/
Where else can u have Nasif & Baron looking down in the brackets/
U just a faggot, in which all that smoking has u believe u lethal/
Talking like u run the streets but where u live…weed is legal/
I’mma seriously beat u…proving this spoiled brat’s a bitch, son/
Then jack ur dad when he tries to buy u outta this one/
Think some, but that doesn’t come natural to u…see, I know/
I’m on an all time high & I’d have to rap bad on purpose to reach Milo/
& yes ur short lines flow, but punches are bad, trust me, u’re sad/
But u might find a real girl before u get love in the mag/

vs. Oneduh
12-09-06

u’re history! & my flow from start is to show ya part
cuz against me u’ll cross & burn like Joan of Arc
roastin this kid, fuck Lama’s tourney I’m exposing this bitch
& u only preventin this from gettin uglier cuz u scared of posting ya pic
nik’s colder, with ya skills u gonna need a lift soldier
cuz u the only nigguh with a gangtsa lean that easily tips over
big poser! Eye-deal use to do the mag & embraced ya stuff
but I don’t need to Phone E to know u’re both fake as fuck
aint no luck, u’ve just cheated ya way thru the league quicker
u aint a real champ when ya run is faker then a flea flicker
& its fishy how they placed u on top with ya so-so flows
when this shrimp really belongs in the middle like a Soho roll
u can sure hate me, but compared to mine ur flow aint heat
& ya ‘fan base’ is just a bunch of crack heads with no AC
suspect of takin Hensley’s shit to try & make it better? its trash
& on that note u bit the BBL’s roast & made it a celebrity bash
doubts ponder, leave this clown under, I’m now stronger
Fuck One! cuz me, myself & I already have u outnumbered
stick to ya ways, got no game while I’m laying all these bitches away
u dont play possum…just the ugliest hoodrats give u no play
batt against ill? I’ve already beaten u so any attack'll get killed
got laughing gas & a drill with ya sweet revenge inside my cavity fill
that’s right, cant carry the load as champ! fuck ur silly wack cries
cuz u’d fall down taking anorexics for a piggy back ride


vs. Criteria
11-24-06



don’t test me dude, ur scrawny ass aint blessed to feud
u cant turn it around unless the sign reads will text for food
I will address this dude, cuz I got punches to knock him
triangles above ur eyes prove u in no shape to block em
keep talkin, but fuck it cuz this fag is proud of his logic
so he keeps it out in the open & refuses to put doors in his closet
nonsense! now a contender but hope u aint expectin more wins
didn’t get the message cuz u fed the cookie monster ya fortunes
torch him, to help this china man in finding him some color
cuz he’s so scared u can see the yellow hiding in his drawer
ill’s doubted & sold, how allergies been caught in the mold
Fuck a runny nose u get more of marathon out in the cold
Weak fuck u arent in position to duel with the grudges
I’ll throw eggs at u & u’ll save it to soup up ya punches
nuke up ya lunches, so for food this nerd answers
cuz that isn’t a wife beater its more like a bird catcher


vs. Slotmachine
Rex/Onewheeled
12-13-07

Fuck ya best kid! uhuh nik’s the oldest to ever do this text shit
I'm also the newbie killer sorta the opposite of what Rex did
act quick! see the flow? on a bad day u couldnt surpass nik
ya verses are not over the top; just a spin off of my wack shit
nigga thats it! u’ve better learned! cuz I'm the best ever, nerd!
make ya pay homage & get taxed for the respect u never earned
clever words, when nik’s in the house; u know I’m takin plenty
while u're as dumb as a doorknob & this is a break and entry
The stakes are empty, cuz outside of RL this dude’s unseen
u not runnin the risk of losin; u the CEO of my football team
confused a teen, cuz dick is what this faggot loves & touches
& ya mom raised suspicion…to be the man u always wanted
fuck ya punches! no comparing us plus u’re lackin the proof
this battle’s just a walk in the beach; u got on jackets & boots
u Madison goof, Wisconsin or wherever the fuck u from
u went from watching ya chances shrink to having to talk to one
I’m easily rapin this cat, he’s too scared of facin the facts
& his terror of losing has him trying to file for the Patriot act
should’ve known it was hopeless to win, bet I'm colder then him
Slot Machine hasnt had a quarter of skill way before poker was in

vs Hush

7/26/12

Don’t try & act hip hop plus u inferior a rhymer
I am old school… u just hired Afrika Bambaataa as ur interior designer
If clothes could speak… it would be a headache to Hush
cuz that’s not a snap back more like an angry can’t believe u stretched me this much
I’m 3-0 vs u plus with all em holes in ya game the kid’s unstable
& to add to it… I aint waitin till Wrestlemania to slam the rock through ur ping pong table
Its not ya height’s fault ur game room looks quite dull
those aren’t just bamboo sticks u use em to pole vault when u need to change a light bulb
its only right bud, but the size of ya trophy buck is sad to see
u like huntin for small illegal things… ironically immigration does the same with u & ya family
that explains ur camouflage shorts as a hunter & hunted
bet ur eyebrows never get razor bumps but I’m sure a couple of blades been abducted
& with em satellites I bet everything sounds near son
all I need is to tap that bongo with my pinkies & I’ll easily blow out ur ear drums
I stay Jordan fresh & don’t need acid to make u look poor & done
u have the perfect shirt for a trip & the sneakers u been hitchiking with so u can go on one
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vs C Gaffle 1/10/12

I've beaten niggaz like Resin in one of my tougher matches
while the highlight of ur career is losin to him by 10 votes in the Summer Classic
back in the day u showed sparks to bein dope... pffft not many credentials
guess expectations were not met & now are total strangers of u once having any potential
funny u're baffled but this chump is no hassle
cuz seriously we all know to Gaffle is to hustle... & I'm running this battle
stunting this asshole, I'm more than witty silly I mastered this
Ima keep it 100, creativity is my strength... urs curls 1 pound and pictures two zeroes after it
on my laughter shit, u notorious no showing toxic hoe, battling me is nonsense yo
u dont wanna go down that road... cuz it usually leads to a why the chicken cross it joke
I'm so fuckin dope... u not worth me trying much for this shit
I have the luxury of slacking... u have 2 feet up on a desk someone threw under a bridge

vs Sephiroth
10/13/11

Instead of arguing with GOW check ur girl cuz I could tell u she came pronto
I make her ride my dick to watch the bitch move... for u thats editin in a fake AIM convo
my balls are the family jewels & u'd go crazy just for that rep
I mean the way u'd snap just to have Mangold u could play center for the Jets
Mr word ya punches right but then the concepts lose it, stop its useless
cuz that style is so robotic… it seems like u write ya verses to electronic music
I'm a player constantly fuckin cuz see my dick game's proper & gets hoes rattled
for u if scoring was viewed as a sport... u would never offer the redzone channel
u love these kids pickin u to win but its gonna hurt when we seek clarity
cuz they have u flyin high... but better hope it comes with enough air miles for ya trip back to reality
I'm witty with tact, u're shitty with facts; u not that great son
but its funny ur verses come across as statementish but never actually get to make one
I already beat u once so again here's a toast for ya exit
& if that makes ur juices bubble then we can all have mimosas for breakfast
I've consistently stayed standin on top cuz my verses have the best lines
u've fallen off so bad every drop comes with a caution slippery when wet sign
u think ya name holds weight but ur inconsistency’s far too weak bro
no matter if u think u have a thousand dope lines Or ton... either way the Broncos are startin Tebow
my people struggle to get green cards & the truth it bothers
but this I n S battle is so easy to me I'm recommending it to all of my Cuban brothers
I fathered this battle shit u more like text’s voids, misfortunes
cuz ur verses are so played they could rival hand me down toys for orphans

vs Resin M-I-C
12/22/10

I've seen it all before... now lose against me


C’mon yo…
nurses are mainly gays or failing med school
such a borin life… its like Alvin Karpis’ concepts are in charge of ur daily schedule
& we’re both vets but now u’re washed up & I’m much liver son
u shoulda quit cold turkey… but ur career kinda followed Allen Iverson’s
text was ya life; now u’re just another dude that I’ll drop…
a piece of cake… but if u see the Baker Act its cuz u’re on suicide watch
u nasty fucks eat anything… whiskers, nasals, simmered cranial
ever since Thanksgiving week… PETA has been actively picketing around ya dinner table
& definitely, when it comes to coke I get the best of it see
on the streets they’re known as fish scales but in ur country that is a deli***y
u got the wackest flow, u swear u raw but just a faggot yo
I’m bringing nothing but fire which’ll just inspire u to stop, drop & dragon roll
u are the past fam; now u’re saluting the champ &…
u not just a Charlie but the ratio of homosexuality in the military for every 2 & a half men
its fact when, everyone thinks u’re a fag with a blame obsession
if u’re not a Gaylord fucker… then its just a coincidence u share the same profession
waxing this nigga’s a thing of the past u just a joke, banter
& that now… is considered as easy as grabbin & putting a jacket on a coat hanger
so if Will Smith’s son can do it… this is ya fuckin exit
in ya country its respectful to bow but on here we call it ducking Tettris
ur girls a hooker… don’t diseases make ya conscience scared?
plus ur mom tricks herself… & that also includes a competitive game of solitaire
this aint fuckin fair, cuz ya mom’s definitely not worthless
at the end of it all I don’t remember anything that tops a mahfucka… specially ya verses
theres no way u can nurse it… its like compared to ur fuckin size
bitch if u copped the new Cliff Lee jersey people would think u got it customized
fuck ya life, someone told me u got shit ghosted by Kung & Fraction
I know what u did Last Summer… & I’m not just talkin about u losin to Calefaction
u a faggot bitch & real niggaz don’t stand for that kinda scene whore
But theres no need to usher u out; u been traveling the country following the OMG tour
Yes Mahfucka

vs Murda Sho
1/06/11

Hush bitch! Like u have Lama’s cock inside & its deep
cuz I mean u the only one to ever become a contender by losing twice in a week
so fuck ur heroics faggot u gonna lose ya pride
if u were to use ur verse for good… ur biggest villain would be suicide
u the drinkin type… to get beat up for tryin to pick a fight
so now he stays home text battlin & moonshine makes this asshole think he’s bright
yea u beat me once pfft like I tried; I can beat u with ease its true
revenge is a confession of pain & Murda is hiding inside the priest’s booth
if u lookin for a vote of confidence ya verses are plagued by misses
But ur life is another story… narrated by Shuckss & played by Vishis
See I’m the typa boss to let the gats spark, get fired for tryin to act hard
these are grounds for termination & u built a summer home in Sarah Conner’s backyard
so kiss this good bye cuz them CLASH geeks wont help
so if u laid down the plan… its the blue print of a lonely loser sleepin inside a cheap motel
u cant hang with the pros so get ready to get plain demolished
& if u think Luck is gonna save u… that explains why he stayed in college

vs Tettris
6/03/10




ur infatuation with Resin’s scary BUT he’s a nurse with work to do
& u either aspire to be just like him or u went to remind him his verse was due
BUT no ones duckin… they just dont wanna get near u
Not cuz ya rhymes are sick u sufferin from a bad case of pink eye, forehead & ears too
The hole search is over… u no longer need to run
Now that we found Pryde's neck's long lost brother living underneath ur thumb
u don’t pop collars u just a geek Tett
In Barcelona that’s a jersey to the rest of us its just a bandwagon riding V neck
abused as a kid & then u flipped dude, went psycho
so either Macaulay Culkin went on another coke binge or this is his tribute to Michael
…AND I'm not jealous cuz I quit it at last
I mean how can Dohpe even haunt me when its just a little white bitch in a mask
nik is the champ, that's cuz my jokes are wild
its obvious u don’t have funny lines & needed a pencil to semi draw a smile
ur many attempts at the belts unclear, he's like… hell its near
…But being stuck in the waiting room pretty much sums up ur NBL career
I’m like the rubber band man pull the trigger on the slow geek
But if I snap ur bracelet the sting will leave red marks on the lead singer of the Police
Fuck a win, u scared ya butt buddy's not ya friend
& now u're only in the E.R… cuz u jealous Lefty stood up for him

vs Styk Figer
4/10/10



Listen cat cook...

Bet u thought this was ya craftiest work, with walls matchin ya shirt
ur infatuation with baby Blue got Ayp takin precautionary measures for an Amber alert
shoulda stayed true to ya kimono ways, stunner; dressed like a played brotha
its like u tried changin ya style & got stuck in the transformation stage of Resin to BladeRunner
Asians copy everything! & yall do a bad job with the black race & u make a sad case
…cuz ur wardrobe proves dogs and cats aren’t the only reason ya people have bad taste
& u actually think u are a baller, but just a chink without a dollar
bitch, I got so much dirt on u… u've literally developed a ring around ya collar
…so stop acting gangsta cuz we just don’t buy that pal
There’s no way u keeping it real when its obvious u shop in China Town
u have no chance, embrace it! there wont be a shocker here it’s fact just face it
...& if u happen to go haywire… its just cuz u wanted ur chain’s matching bracelet
plus seen how u're the wackest, lets leave out talkin fashion
cuz faggot, the only appeal u have left involves removing the decal from ya glasses
This kid's no factor, & seriously u’re in no shape to diss me bastard…
cuz with that head… u must be nuts or the Asian version of Mr Planters
fight me & they’ll be playin u a sad song with this fag gone
…u always portraying the angry Asian but its only ur neck that’s mad long
AND homie u use ya mouth to maul cats, I use fists & tall bats
& since hairline disses are played I’m using ya bald spot to make a top of the skull crack
Fuck it lets all laugh, as if facial hair itself for yall wasn’t such a tough task
I mean from every pic tourney… its takin ur whole text career just to grow out Hush’s mustache

vs Hush
1/06/13



Ahem...

With all the cash u endorse that neighborhood’s all this cat could afford?
& here old jokes are what drive u… only cuz we know one of those cars has to be urs
Lmao at cocky drug dealer livin in a dump… u think this win’s assured, huh?
But if that’s just ur grow house… its only cuz ur celebration was premature, bud
vs me u 1-4, cuzz; so no matter how old I get fire’s in my text’s wordplay
My blowout consists of 4-0 in votes… urs could grant me a wish on my next birthday
u aint a baller nor shit still, son; while my clothes prove my pimp skill’s strong
That vest is not a windbreaker… more like a platform for a light breeze to do the windmill on
I stay Jordan fresh but why should I talk? Look how many goods I’ve bought
For me money grows on trees… ur city gets the leftovers & decorate ur hood’s sidewalk
This is a win win, I’ll play a practical joke on this furry creature then ring him
But fuck messing with Sasquatch… the 2 above ur eyes look like they’ll do anything for a Slim Jim
What u thinkin? u’re not a boss like me, the cause of beef’ll have u lost & weak
u’re dumb as a brick… & there were no benefits bein home schooled across the street
I’ll kill u & toss the heat, without the murder weapon cops cant touch crap
the crime scene will be missing a piece… & I’m not talkin bout ur bad cut mustache

vs Roll
8/19/12




how can u have trouble postin a pic? u not the smartest trust it
looks like u qualified for the family barber’s 2 for 1 special for bein Veritas retarded cousin
don’t mean to diss ur traits but u got a face for hockey, it’s ur fate!
& if u think u have a killer smile… u should’ve seen mine when u drowned in Crystal Lake
a Sloth’s defined as spiritual apathy & ur prayers are cries from a loony
cuz honestly I haven’t seen such a deadly sin since u were screamin Hey u guys in the Goonies
Truth be; u talk A LOT! is it cuz u think ur horrible wordplay seems strong?
Noobies put theirs in parenthesis… but its no surprise u also have ya mouth in between one
bitch be quiet! u wish I have a poor showin like u; thinkin nik’ll buy it
most people pray when they eat… ur prey is tap water to refill those bottles for ya liquid diet
just stop showing, cuz wack concepts with multies is not flowing
u like to take it to one extreme… ever since the other half of ur face just stopped growing
off the top I got that old gangsta swag plus my cred’s more cold
but ur dome is so big… fuck Head ICE… u’re more like Head North pole
I get more hoes, so there’s no way in hell u could be dissing me
ur shits so predictable… if u remove ur hands from ur mouth we expect to see missing teeth
really see, u must’ve been born durin a Rugby game this kid’s dismantled
lookin like the hunchback of Notre Dame… players after bein paralyzed by a vicious tackle
fuck Disney’s castle, u’re lookin sick, with a face God couldn’t fix
I mean in a house with so many shutters… why wasn’t it left on the cam which took this pic?!
u aint as good as nik, & most definitely, u’ll never get the best of me
if u’re Roll… its obvious ur mother Molly was gang raped by the cast of Coneheads on ecstasy
yup its beef, & to be honest bein banned has u shook & rattled
lets put it all on the table… there’s been a Celebration ever since we booked this battle
when u missing that much hair why don’t u try out a wig
but u don’t sweat the little things… specially when u got eye brows that big
u’re nonexistent to even try to test us while u claimin u’re mighty
either ur skills are undercover or we’ve already seen ur best punch & u’re ashamed to be righty
lets make this exciting, while ur posting abilities are fatal, u’ll be unable
& if u think I’m disrespectful… shit is nothing compared to this faggot’s elbows on the table
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u’re Resin’s greatest biter & even u know its lame inside ya
So if Burd just started his own clothing line u know that shirt was made in China
Mr. gay designer, how this skinny knuck think he’s a ladies guy?
U don’t want me to aim at ur heart… I’ve been playin duck hunt since like 85
crazy lies, u posin hard looks forced cuz u aren’t a mild threat
u tryin to take us for a long ride but its like ur ganster’s inner child keeps asking… can I smile yet?!
u got that I bit ur style rep, & ur wins are suspect…yes kid, face it
u act like u don’t take this text shit serious rocking half ya buddy list’s friendship bracelets
ur best is basic, we all know u're crooked don't know why u hide shit
u the biggest cheater breathing... & if that is ur nose bone then scent must be the side chick
its time u die, trick… cuz here is where all grudges are settled
u dont have a shot at filling my spot... Only thing u armed with is an abundance of freckles
ur poor taste of styles not even funded in ghettos … this homo is a wreck
ur fashion proves u either have a tight budget or ur oxygen’s playing marco polo with ur neck
I’ll show no respect, I ripped the real legends in ur crew into bits
u’re really not Dohpe… & u don’t have to get drunk to admit u’re under Blue’s influence
prove different bitch, u’re the biggest biting fraud to do this
all ur concepts are head scratchers… I mean u even have the scars to prove it
rip u apart; conclude it, don’t know why this lame guy’s all gassed
if that’s a military cut… then the sergeant ignored the equal gay rights law passed


vs Barcotic aka Cronus

u try to add some black flava but if u don’t know ur race u’re dumb
so why play the part 4? u aint in the hood… this Leprichaun’s been in space too long
face it bum, u obviously have a skin disorder & u concerned a bit
I mean graft disease is usually curable… but the one on ur forearm is permanent
I’d easily hurt this bitch, a pussy is a pussy & u can tell son
when I wear a hat I fuck ur mom… while u get called fagg0t & get ur bell rung
u’ve felt dumb, cuz thinkin ur tattoos are the bomb kid try dyin
if that’s ripped skin… then either the Green Goblin’s anorexic or is on the pumpkin pie diet
he’s often tried lyin, plus deleted votes to win & serious that’s true
u’ll never mod again but I bet u’d wish Cro’s edit button worked on em hideous tattoos
good concepts become curious to u, workin part time as a cheat
if em big teeth are not fit to bite… then why didn’t u register until the archive was complete
u deserve a hard right to the cheek, u use to be fat & hopeless
what u doin with ur nose is not a flair more like smellin what the rock’s cookin to smoke it
bitch I aint jokin; fuck saving I ball, my J’s keep haters in awe
its obvious u’re going green… cuz those cheap clothes prove u have no paper at all



vs Hollywood


We write to brag & u only going 14 is why I’m mad
cuz I had more lines on u… than any fashion statement ok to combine stripes with plaid
this guy is sad, & that pose has us concerned, nerd
cuz it looks like Captain Morgan switched from spiced rum to burned herb
we know any tourney here I’ma win all day without say
fuck March Madness… what’s crazy is u doin that all the way from Zimbabwe
I pick up fine bitches while u’re just a stalker, looker
u cant afford to smile & ur 50 cent dimples couldn’t buy u a 2 dollar hooker
true I’ma whoop ya, but not seein u makes it a bigger task
cuz u’re either disguised as a black panther literally or Lyrs’ shadow is wearing a ninja mask
I can rip ya fast, but going that route is so low, brother
I wont turn this into a skin issue… unless u start treating it with a heavy dose of Coco Butter
Nik the God brings fire but this isnt some dumb revelation
cuz honestly ur ankles could turn Ash Wednesday into a month long celebration
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"The Turn" (2013)

Past meltdowns helped out & inspired desires that haunted me
So my own animosity promised me to let the problems speak
Logically it works, systematically it hurts but worth the pain
Actions of hatred shows passion & patience to alert the brain
I deserve a change, anger’s patterns were battering my vision
As it tampered with matters that were shattering tradition
Staggering ambition from a position in which I never felt responsible
self-doubts controlled the goals & enemies were held accountable
it’s almost as if hell found its soul & stole the humanity from it
scorched pores absorbed more than the thorn fallacies promised
however the malice seemed honest with a diabolic evil to people
watching the heat grow with each toll of lethal deceitful placebos
which were converted to murderers that didn’t deserve this curse
words bolster the minds of these kind fine men disturbed for worse
I learned the curve when crossed by the bread & wine I dined
The sacrifice that punctured the wonders who made the blind see fine
the illustrious sign just shined on a head that scorned the hand
I give thanks & mend with all sorts of distorted men, I’m born again
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"Plastic Parts" (2013)

Timing defines the grind I’m finding amongst the days
refining the climb that minds apply & carry beyond our ways
the strong will aid with pay & stay atop the business end
different men make decisions when mistakes become wisdom’s friend
my position stands to better myself in endeavors that help
putting me in a spot that plots with a shot to forever excel
I won’t surrender & fail with stale trails of failure behind me
walk the talk & place no fault while enjoying tailored reclined seats
paper reminds he who seeks shall find the answers to hard work
with a part worth more than whores, remorse & a heart hurt…
…by words, lies, cries designed to confuse amused takers
doing a huge favor to introduce later & force u to choose traitors
I won’t lose haters! I got a good sense for mistrust’s big lusts
I smell hell in detail & prevail when I stop the insult’s impulse
Putting a finish to these snakes influx to deter the image I made
Limit the vivid imagination to mimic infatuation while critics get laid
victims ashamed as the cat’s vision’s to blame… it’s the truth that hurts
only vampires approve those flirts so I don’t dispute their work
I abuse their worth when I value mine checkmating their mind games
Knowing pleasure isn’t a treasure chest blessed only to find pain
Enjoy your timeframe while age is engaged on the road took
Cold crooks sold looks then we turn the faded page on an old book
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"The Protector" (2012)

Trust’s a must discussed amongst sincere peers who know respect
everyone has demons so even with known defects there’s no regret
allegiance, no grievance, support hold the fort, doubts don’t exist
a team is achievement of a coded molded understanding bound to be this
a helper with shelter if rubble drops, wont struggle lots my back is yours
thy pact of course is to never double cross whatever trouble costs
try that or more, meaning failure’s a traitor there’s no later just now
defended relentless & the expected are where favors are found
my labor’s your tailor wager my crown with the confidence of dominance
loud & proud by default the result always compliments your prominence
the hunter’s wonder feeds the need of appetite, the facts of life
attacks are ripe & vital for survival to have a chance to fight & last a night
that precise is seen as a keen professional intentional succeeding scheme
training making the jungle this humble, eyeing the lion, cub leading genes
achieving dreams, turn mean & feast the beast prevails this wise
my inner sinner’s a killer filtered to only believe in me, myself & I
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"Karmas Flow" (2012)

Fight it even if tomorrow’s the sorrow that follows yesterday
ignited advices from tyrant’s with bad credit to borrow better ways
Swallow the bottle while eyeing the fire that tires our living
Motto, chest hollow, inspire desires that didn’t acquire forgiving
learning’s discerning the yearning of faulting belief versus deceit
worries will blurry your earnings & carry forth needs worth its defeat
titles are vital to idols not valued a statue but given a praise
aches break the spinal of the rival’s bridal whose only thinking a raise
sink in her ways but the poison’s an ocean of sharks after dark
a mule’s sly makes the fool’s cry a bull’s eye for the dart on her part
the rule’s pry if the act risks the pact to outlive the cast of a unit
torture vultures interfering with fear in a culture we’re vastly in tuned with
death was a breath disturbed but deserved by the turns of dishonor
masked with a task & you ask what’s worth all this horror
hatchets cause exaggerated scratches from aggravated chances
agitate romances, proud crowns with doubts found salivate advances
of course falls short seeing a trail to sail the fail whether male or female
paying while laying in the flood of blood deep end of mud for betrayal
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"Birthday Wish" (2012)

I’m still alive so continuing to be is my first wish
stayin away from substances that made me feel worthless
remain alienated from x’s I shouldn’t be concerned with
& provide more to my girl who deserves it
Just bein able to return it is what I’m asking for
give my family health to last of course…
& mom the years to see my first baby that’s unborn
Erasing all of my past’s remorse
while I grow completely out of my crazy form
remove the short fuse that made me war
& maintain the me everyone’s been waiting for
Save me lord…
I’ve changed & been the happiest ever
Let this feeling last for the better
Last I saw logic won when it clashed with my temper
Never knew that existed
remembered the tune last I wished it
I guess for it to come true the task’s commitment
Youth craft’s the wisdom & now I know how to handle
Responsibility gives me the strength to blow out the candle
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"Pour it out" (2010)


Don’t take bullshit, got a blade & a full clip….
but rather hang with dames who love to smell cake & cool whip
That's the scent of cocaine & new car to explain to the lame uncool kids
Hates my fuel, bitch! Cuz I can easily lay u the fuck out fool
I aint actin bad... besides I lost my cool way before high school
Make ya play by my rules. But that would just make ya wanna hide
I'm not a Cuban B I'm more like a letter to Castro with a bomb inside
As long he dies. Then piss on Che Guevarra’s grave while I declare him dead
Grim Reaper Manajatwa visit Venezuela n have Chavez share the bed
spare no heads, a true pimp but not revealing my tricks
but I can have ya make ur last birthday wish on a TNT stick
Aint no seein me bitch, so if u came to test don't be afraid n pull it
But I got a mountain of cocaine on Tonys desk that says I’ll take ur bullet
Go to ya wake n shoot it, pull out the Ouija board then ask u to play
Have u manifest inside ya moms body then send u back to the grave
The fact is no way, anyones escapin... my demons are off the hook
Cuz to me an excorcism is nothin but a child molester reading off a book
There's more beef I wanna cook cuz the devil aint safe he's nervous
Have em feel praised n worshipped, Go to hell n regain my faith on purpose
Go back to O.J’s trial & change the verdict, watch em off this man
Not because I think he was guilty… just because I'm a Dolphins fan
he fuckin ran, unlike Rex Ryan has ever in his life without havin his chest bust
Rob Tom Brady’s child support money n maybe yall can buy a win against us
these damn fucks, I mean... I'm proven, why test? u can now rest
& to the bitch I stopped fuckin... I’m not answerin ya suicide threats
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"Black Light" (2010)

Slippery rosary beads without a prayer nor a shot
Downfall cascaded splashing failure on the rocks
& the strength to turn it around is lackin’ might
…wounded by paper cuts from napkin wipes
drastic nights while clouds cover fate’s image
scum bag filled with potential past its weight limit
hate’s ticket, so as a result not surprisingly bitter
a childhood that required a parental advisory sticker
trying to bicker, anger issues & the mood’s peculiar
first step’s recognizing the problem & nothing looks familiar
strong rage insinuated change but fit to burry names
…front page articulated pain from obituary claims
wrong stage, as preparation rusted away its habit
& misery’s company stock ready to take advantage
unfulfilled dreams outlined by claws of vengeance
cold sweats frosted to later just thaw the senseless
segregated celebrations toasted by a party of one
doll lusting gender on a milk carton is hardly a son
thoughts eliminated while computers test the mold
star wars make the Koran the core of future episodes
peace lost its missing link & has been puzzled since
death do us part time as mistrust works the double shift
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"The Capitol of Confusion" (2010)



Emotions run wild – not a feeling of choice
empty thoughts of circumstances filling the voids
a different sense of elation not revealing the joy
hearing words of reason while concealing the voice
torture? jubilation? exposure or frustration?
Kosher or invasion? Closure’s persuasion?
Its doubt’s best, the main muscle’s proud test
Can’t find an artery to guide me past this outlet
so the pros & cons - should expose the wrong
u convince urself till reality passes its vote along
simplicity’s technique complicated by uniqueness
struggling to line-up back to where my feet rest
cant favor the switch, where in me do these traitors exist?
AND how can it be the taste of lust with a flavor so rich
never knew I couldnt control that, how I fall so flat?!
I’ll oppose facts BUT I don’t know if I can ever go back
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"Dear Backpacker..." (2009)

Smack, batter, these “rap masters” whom attract laughter
Bitch, 1 minute of my life would Gangstafy u backpackers
Now that’s gangster, while these geeks wishin they could
Toss u on the block & watch u nerdify the streets in the hood
like ya themes are so good, space type spits - confuse the flow
Nik’s the best; I talk in the 3rd person, yall talk in like the 5th UFO
Shits true yall know? I got tricks on the low, flipping my dough
Jam 2 Live Crew while ya decipher the difference tween bitches & hoes
Pain is what I’m inflicting on foes, as I can handle war with…
Niggaz who want respect…wtf u gonna ask to battle for it?
dismantle more kids, think ya punch is a threat vs my fucken tech?
watch me leave u underground like the music u fuckers rep
Better duck or step, & I’mma lol, bitch, slappin u clowns quick
When yall not taking up space yall busy rapping about it
Fact is yall doubt this, like art is smart while we lost & fail
wish u fucken well but what good’s a product that doesn’t sell?!
my punches swell, my hoes are raw, & my diamonds show no flaws
Why don’t yall tighten the straps on ya Jansports & grow some balls
I oppose the law, call em my rivals as long as drugs hold my title
How the fuck am I gonna blame myself in the hunt for survival
only trustin my rifle, & since yall don’t relate I’ll give u jokes a break
Yall thinking chance or dance while I’m looking for a bone to ache
Wtf did yall grow to hate? mad cuz trappers more attractive on tracks
screaming originality are the same rappers who keep rapping about rap?
Yall the ones lacking the craft, rap bout what I want & make some cash
The music we created advanced while yall remained in the past
Entertainment’s the fact, I dare u phonies to dare to show me
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Welcome to my mauling display, with thoughts of demolishing lames
the type of shit u never seen before only so Lama can start calling em played
its like I'm brawling with gays, even though I slaughter text
my last battle's in question but not as much as who's dick Deon'll slobber next
u love the reps, of these big names that u've learned to lube
dickride, idolize, homo, love votes - something Roger Glocks can help word for u
the nerve of two, fucking fags that dont know how to escape the dick
but I'll forget it & be a man about it like Nique in a relationship
yall brave as shit, & E the Real wants to talk about RL cats cryin? capture this
u just registered on there begging for acceptance so I'll hand u the handkerchief
I batter kids, but played shit got AIM lists to rob this Cuban from his stage
& the next Richard Corey scrypt will bring back Tony Montana from his grave
no one's safe! Puerto Rican? Asian? Black? which one is it cuz u used many
& $75 isnt enough to help Resin from every pic copyright sue pending
this proves plenty, stop pretending its final, theres many to rival
so since being wack is the topic Baron is gonna need help defending his title
so I'll start punching quick, theres no one here thats touching nik
unless u cover more grounds then one of Yuppi's chicks
I'm a fucking dick, & when it comes to being the best I drop often
I'm dope like coke.....something like Kempo would quote in his top punches
fuck grudges! & anyone who would wanna fight gets buried
& when the cops come lookin for me I'll be missin like most verses in J-Nyce's tourney
it isnt wise to stir me, cuz u dont wanna see when the drama hits
87 Fresh needs to marry a citizen to be legal - so he's officially Lama's bitch
take the trauma fist, but that stress, can be caused by bad text
hear me out! cuz if being overrated is a white lie then I'll call it Blackdef
or wack yes! & seeing since, how Kung is really bitch
ya brother can not always fight for u or give u lines I beat him with
ya achievent stinks, & stop recycling & go find a hero
Proper talked so much shit about Prometheus & lost to him nine to zero
just try a steelo, but nothing like Defcon_5's new shit please!
cuz if u round out the competition Square is just another one of em UPN geeks
its true that u weak, u need to get better quick, but u better quit
cuz G would give up a $1000 to suck Mayweather's dick
ill being clever's sick, cuz when I cum hard its condoms I rip through
so its only right I end this with a 5th Dawg tribute^^

Bitches!
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vs. Bloodsweatters
1/03/03

Don’t remember ur last…
time back against ill? already beat u so any attack'll get killed,
got laughing gas & a drill, sweet revenge inside my cavity fill,
LO's baddest with skills...praised as a champ, if taking it back,
& I'd say u worked ur ass off but I'd be taking credit away from ur dad,
shit’s changed since the past...it's now HHH & looks like u've lost it,
just stop it, u got voters camping out waiting for a punch in ur content,
wtf is this nonsense…better back track, I’m everything ur chance lacks,
nik’s a bad ass, stealing Volk’s Wagon’s ur best shot at taking a pass-at,
Yes, u’re that wack…only thing shocking’s that u here again to lose it,
get a hold of urself, he went haywire & came back electrocuted,
connections prove it…wont land a shot & think u’ll get past this brawl?
put ur foot in ur mouth cuz the only chance u got, stands in awe,
get smacked or popped better chant for God…to take u out of this hell,
better call out for help, cuz even ur high spirits look down on urself,
now just unfelt…air my dirty laundry in the mouth of this has bin's,
ill’s had it, cuz not even father time can offer a cure for ur wackness,
beef supported by action…that’s the rep I've built, going in for the kill,
vets only behind u, cuz they don’t wanna see what I did to ur grill,
warin’ still against ill? the attacks from my ammo, u can not handle,
& bloodsweattears...
is only ahead of the game cuz he brings the affects of after the battle!!

vs Creatical
12/02/02

u've already...
been at the raw end of the line, after ill, who'd thought u'd survive,
but since payback's a bitch I'm wearing a condom this time,
u're fucked in the mind...for countin' on EQ's funds stretching ur luck,
facin' nik again? the embarrassment u'd go through for just 20 bucks,
I can not be touched...better dig down deep cuz nik's wild this week,
put my foot so far up ur candy ass I'll hand ur inner child a treat,
take ur shot, round's on me...gotta be alcoholic thinkin' u'll stop nik,
u dont stand a ghost of a chance it's the booze that keeps talkin',
batter ur weak concepts...you planned to make a living of this & profit?
yeah, u'll be getting the big picture of life, under the draw bridge,
aside ur nonsense...u touch up on gay rights, armed forcing the case,
while I own an army of punches whom are all about face,
let's cut to the chase...no doubt, u gonna need luck through out,
have u knock on wood, then turn around & use it to knock u out,
made momma proud… but didnt live up to dad’s expectations, deny it,
& I would make an ass out of u but he’s the reason behind it!!
Tournament time, the tension is heated, those hibernating go sleepless,
got a license for a reason, to bear arms & take u out for the season,
lost da last war…but still the sharpest battler seen right now, on site grounds,
& Imma make my point across ur face so u can keep an eye out,
far from a threat…rappin', I murdered everyone from newbies to has-beens,
while u're only a bounty killer blowing ur nose on a napkin,
Imma take action…uncover the grudge, beef? pay the price covered in blood,
declare u a loss, using ur wig for this clean sweep, under the rug,
u wanted pics in the tourney to pose as a thug…but u aint a G,
just say cheese, this tourney's for money? no wonder u claim the streets!!

vs. Mets pic battle
6/10/06


Trying to look hard but lets be true dude, Man, who’s u?
fuck posing! ur nose has a bigger gangsta lean then u do
isn’t new news, I’m smoking up that crip, jammin on my hits
fuck sweet chin music hippies can relive Woodstock on that shit
Hook up with some wit, u thought ya lines were a great success?
Blame ya dress, thinking cap must’ve suffocated ur brain to death
pain’s the best, u fishing for punches but u’re the crippled type
why bust his lip?! I’ll just throw bait on a hook & this kid’ll bite
Bitch wont fight, Fuck Mets u wont last long with those lines
nik’ll strike, while u stop Pedro Martinez’s fast balls with ur eyes
Bashing all these guys, while cholesterol’s also starting a riot
cuz when the fuck did Butter Bean go on the Margarine diet
or is it Andre the giant, whoopin that ass, just look up the facts
cuz I got the lines that stay in ya head like I took off ya cap
Push out the crap, bitch I got a dope flow while u got no hope
once u heard u were battling me shoulda done like ya ears & no showed
So go, think I care? fuck this text shit I'm the best that u'll see
I'll shrug while thats the exercise ur shoulders desperately need
Endlessly grief, fat niggaz get no pussy ready to spread
cuz the GAL on ya cap is the closest u're ever getting to head

vs. Boddy D
6/08/06 pic battle


I write the smartest while Bobby’s the type of head to try his hardest
Fuck the peanut gallery never knew Mr Planter was quite the artist
u type retarded, all I see is nostrils on ya face u better be dying
Fuck ya winning fantasies! trade places with Pinocchio & get better at lying
forever be trying, book worm why don’t u keep ya collection to steer ‘round
Because ya text career has been on the shelf behind u for years now
Its clear out, no need to explain the setting, just grab the paint brush steady
that skinny, I too would lock myself in a room that’s Miaggi training ready
Straightened plenty, except this Britt’s strength is the key to talking proud
& We all see the power…preventing ya teeth from popping out
Fuck the doubt! ur dome’s now the light, gettin clowned then spiked
u could never go down on a girl without her saying “down, set, hike”!
Now lets fight, I can leave scars as my punches rip u geeks
But nik got beat, cuz those arent dimples Moses must’ve split ur cheeks
This kid’s too weak, bitch looks gay, just laugh at this kid’s toupee
& I would give him an ear full but I’d run out of things to say


vs yuppi pic battle



Some sacrifice flow for punches but overall my raps are dope
& gangstaz know, u sacrifice a neck strain for a wanksta pose
in fact it shows, stop staging man, California has raging fans
Fuck talent! Looks alone’ll get u in making the band for raisin brand
heard u got crazy plans, but havent gotten better u text geek
best flee, cuz I see more growth coming out of ur left cheek
now lets see, desperately trying to beat a vet & now battle nik?
even ur shirts are screaming u not big enough to handle it
get trample quick, u in the losing column trick, call it quits
Fuck the new Razr phone when theres more Pink in Yuppi’s bottom lip
awesome shit, act hard but really a side show, far as ya drive goes
its tough growin up in the streets with ur nose being a wide load
I know, u just trying to fit in causing beef, corruption
Fuck Minah Phix u gonna need a complete facial reconstruction
Feed ur options, nigga ur shits so played & u rappin with pride
& now u trying to bring back break dancin with ur cap to the side?
Askin him why, leave him black & blue without bashin this guy
He’s such a net geek he’s wearin a wardrobe that matches the site
Laughin is right, nigga u cant see me...this fellow's shamed
dont even have enough white in ur eyes to cover ur wall's yellow stains

vs. Butler
5/11/07



I got u up against the door, u should've never provoked anger
cuz when I get heated I leave Butler dangling on the coat hanger
I’m this round’s beast, nigga are u coverin ya proud teeth?!
took one Scope at my punches & he tried to gargle the mouth piece
stay sparkin joints, with shit so over ya head, this man’s outsmarting boys
cuz I’m droppin lines that make ur upside-down fade lose its starting point
The target’s noid, but I’mma hit u with something that might hurt
& u’ll get to the bottom of it, soon as ya head makes it past ya tight shirt
Ya hypes dirt, don’t care who rides ya, cuz beating me isn’t a for sure case
cuz I’ll easily leave ya b-boy circle breaking their trust on that unsure face
u got poor taste, school wasn’t ya best times, look at the way u dress guy
The white pupils had a big influence on u…not just ya left eye
come test mine, cant carry the weight plus we know ya shoulders cant
Who u fooling?! that’s not a gangsta lean thats more of a poser slant
Beat ya ass under a ladder, with a black cat screamin I’m text’s best
Fuck superstition! I'll break the glass ur mouth's pressed against
Nigga wet his pants, & with more said, I’ll cut u up until u pour red
If V is for Vandetta then I’m retaliating with a slash to ya forehead
Leave this dork dead, goodbye now, nothing to worry when u die, pal
cuz me & ya mom’ll stay together through thick & thin just like ya eye brows

vs Criteria
7-12-07


I'm whoopin ya chance, so fuck the next round u overlookin the plans
so many doubts circle this pussy; postpartum depression booked in advance
even if u share race, u got wack shit Asians wouldnt dare praise
such a slap to ya culture u left a burning sensation on Square's face
not a rare case, & as far as the stereotypes go; u cant deny the world
cuz I dont need much to beat u & it only takes a pinky to satisfy ya girl
have u no shame with that bland verse? how can u be acting as a battler?
how wack will u get before rhetorical questions keep adding to the answer?
this fag is a prancer, cuz the fear of rejection kept ya hands off the blouse
but over the years u've raised suspicion to be the man of the house
so why try when u know u cant beat this, so dont confuse it for beef, bitch
u tried to catch ya prey & got cornered by Riff Raff then beat up by Heathcliff
feed off his weakness, u aint expected to win & bitch I’mma show ya
cuz I dont need a computer tech to update the microchip on ya shoulder
nik is a soldier, while u aint insulting me lots, winning isnt much of a plot
when he's sure of himself he gives a definite maybe mixed with a probably not


vs. Shake-zula
7-18-07

I'm the cleverest dude, I've done things u never'll do
so since I've beaten Butler I must be 6 times better then u
& now u’re gettin tortured by ill, who the fuck ordered this kill
bein wack takes its toll & u're on I-95 without a quarter of skill
but when the fuck will u be at ya greatest, nik’s just agitated
cuz ya shits not over the top; its like ya text career's been exaggerated
I’m use to a threat, on ya home site here abusing the best
Shake is a walking personification of the most feared loser in text
ya punches hit soft, shred u to pieces; another bitch lost
I’ll make ya family pay homage & leave feeling ripped off
ya best is borin, they say text is dead & u wanna get rewarded?
bitch u dont only play a part in that u get an ESPY for it
u pussied out last round; make an alliteration outta this fake crook
my shit’s a sure shot & I don’t need Sureloc to show Shake’s shook
So wait look, how u gonna take charge with ya hoe stances
u're not only running the risk of losing u're the CEO of no chances

vs. Username
6-26-06


u saw my physique & shows, I got hard punches that greet with blows
Neezy knows, that’s why he came with the fuck it just hit me pose
got vicious flows, talk shit! would’ve, could’ve, should’ve, topped nik
Fat bastard lost weight seeking the role of Star Wars Episode What if
stop this? u & lack of…have a connection so I’m smokin u bad chump
Fuck beards! that patch wasn’t missing Marlboro woulda been bankrupt
Easily spank punks, I found the link, watching this fag smile & wink
& now u stink, but with those rosy cheeks u can turn a green house to pink
Winnin’s something I doubt u think, deny like u should, but ya lies understood
once nik-A attacks when have u seen a red head survive in the hood
Try & look good, but no comparing red to my top hottest flows
cuz fuck a side burn ur whole face has to stop, drop & roll
u now suck it shows, don’t hold the same weight u use to I’ll easily rip ya
I’d body this nigga but u just happy ya whole head finally fits in a picture
ripping this bitch up, laugh at the truth, u took a crack at to lose
with that moon face don’t need to pull down ya pants to make an ass outta u
Bashing this dude, too wack to fight, being attacked by light
if thats ya good side then please invert the pic back to black & white
inhalers lack the fight, fearing a virus, ya big nose seekin some violence
Michael’ll need more then Marcus’ help for the Vick’s to clear out ur sinus
Cheers turn to silence, excitement lost in ya streak, I’m calling u weak
no longer trip over wackness but u cant write a verse without falling asleep
mauling this geek, watch User spite, while I’m the abuser type
its pale in comparison, I'm at the beach u tannin usin ur computer light


vs. Balthowsai
3-02-03

Deep down inside, u know u really don't want it, just try to be honest,
use a blade for ur gut check & free the butterflies in ur stomach,
try but won't touch nik.cuz I'm simply destroyin', anything I toy with,
& since I'm playing these mind games I'm using ur nose as a joystick,
bash ur head, to oppose the noises.chanting, the kid from Miami's advancing,
so fuck ur ranking, cuz number 13 has always been known for passing,
for a beating is all u're asking.on the wrong trail, u'll beg if all fails,
I came in the underdawg but u were left wagging ur Bronx tail,
comparison has gone pale.tourney's my world, & u're lost in it's madness,
so I'mma rag out ur chances & wipe u off the face of this planet,
u've been mistaken as talent.tell u u're at u'r peak, so u can fall for it,
but there won't be any name for ur actions until u call it quits,
MM.Predictions? u talking shit.so I'll wreck ur start to address the part,
In society, Balth is what the future holds with prosthetic arms,
ur best, is no harm.here to prove u're the sharpest on, aspired,
while ill nik's purpose is to stab u to death with ur object of desire,
bloodbath, to fit u in to ur formal attire.cuz aint no way u sonning nik,
cuz u still doing laps riding the menstrual cycle, all flow no kicks,
roast this kid.& pour in the shots, after u poured in ur thoughts,
ill's the force of it all, give u the benefit of the doubt & insure u a loss,
I'm the core to the cause.& reason for me having to bash this geek,
^^& I'd hate to say I told u so, but he even has a crew named after me,
get the picture tuning into my batt next week.as u've enter nik's trend,
where punches are flipped best, while u here brown nosing 'round wit's end!!


vs. Bobby D
4-28-04

Keep wetting ur past, RTM legend my ass
Thinking ur name’s a catch, but only vote u getting’s from Laz
Upset or just mad, dead on ur track, so what’s ur next move…
Inspired by the new RTM breed not willing to accept u
What’s ur excuse, or best proof, but nigga I don’t really care
Cuz with all ur believe it or not stories u can invest in Ripley’s shares
U the 4th consecutive UK nigga paired, this aint fair, cuz to battle’s insane
How can I get votes when Milo, Toil & Shadow all stay a castle away
Dismantle the plague, u not what u claim, its all an act u see
In the states u’re just wack over there u are wack indeed
Smack this geek, why u yappin, saying u gonna beat me u all talk fuck rappin
So I’mma leave u a bloody liar like I countered ur dialog with action
Love the bashin, little bitch, brittle Brit, nik’ll hit…& knock u outta urself
& leave Bobby hiding behind the voice of Howie Mandell
& allow me to tell, ur tourney ranking just fell, u couldnt hold dirt down
Cuz either way u the ugly motherfucker getting knocked out the first round


vs. Milo
3-30-04

Quote:
Originally Posted by myname
ur rhymes wasted-really who yall figgaz the best
me, or this bitch whos 2 afraid 2 correctly spell nigga in text?

Love ur intro dog…& Myname is the key reason/
Specially since it’s a punch ^ he flipped better against me in preseason/
Eat it, with ur silver spoon at hand, too bad u aint from the US to stand/
Cuz this rich pussy would only be a threat voting for Bush again/
Wont over look the trends, no respect after 3 PBA’s that u served/
I got here last week & was given more wins then u’ve earned/
Just sit & observe, I’m too cruel, but I speak the truth fool/
& Milo being so wack’s why Busta left Leaders of the New School/
No true duel, & I thank the commish to have u opposed versus me/
Cuz u the only reason Residual still shows with hopes in this league/
R.A.M, Square, Note, all believe…so hey u’re a good all around asset/
Where else can u have Nasif & Baron looking down in the brackets/
U just a faggot, in which all that smoking has u believe u lethal/
Talking like u run the streets but where u live…weed is legal/
I’mma seriously beat u…proving this spoiled brat’s a bitch, son/
Then jack ur dad when he tries to buy u outta this one/
Think some, but that doesn’t come natural to u…see, I know/
I’m on an all time high & I’d have to rap bad on purpose to reach Milo/
& yes ur short lines flow, but punches are bad, trust me, u’re sad/
But u might find a real girl before u get love in the mag/

vs. Oneduh
12-09-06

u’re history! & my flow from start is to show ya part
cuz against me u’ll cross & burn like Joan of Arc
roastin this kid, fuck Lama’s tourney I’m exposing this bitch
& u only preventin this from gettin uglier cuz u scared of posting ya pic
nik’s colder, with ya skills u gonna need a lift soldier
cuz u the only nigguh with a gangtsa lean that easily tips over
big poser! Eye-deal use to do the mag & embraced ya stuff
but I don’t need to Phone E to know u’re both fake as fuck
aint no luck, u’ve just cheated ya way thru the league quicker
u aint a real champ when ya run is faker then a flea flicker
& its fishy how they placed u on top with ya so-so flows
when this shrimp really belongs in the middle like a Soho roll
u can sure hate me, but compared to mine ur flow aint heat
& ya ‘fan base’ is just a bunch of crack heads with no AC
suspect of takin Hensley’s shit to try & make it better? its trash
& on that note u bit the BBL’s roast & made it a celebrity bash
doubts ponder, leave this clown under, I’m now stronger
Fuck One! cuz me, myself & I already have u outnumbered
stick to ya ways, got no game while I’m laying all these bitches away
u dont play possum…just the ugliest hoodrats give u no play
batt against ill? I’ve already beaten u so any attack'll get killed
got laughing gas & a drill with ya sweet revenge inside my cavity fill
that’s right, cant carry the load as champ! fuck ur silly wack cries
cuz u’d fall down taking anorexics for a piggy back ride


vs. Criteria
11-24-06



don’t test me dude, ur scrawny ass aint blessed to feud
u cant turn it around unless the sign reads will text for food
I will address this dude, cuz I got punches to knock him
triangles above ur eyes prove u in no shape to block em
keep talkin, but fuck it cuz this fag is proud of his logic
so he keeps it out in the open & refuses to put doors in his closet
nonsense! now a contender but hope u aint expectin more wins
didn’t get the message cuz u fed the cookie monster ya fortunes
torch him, to help this china man in finding him some color
cuz he’s so scared u can see the yellow hiding in his drawer
ill’s doubted & sold, how allergies been caught in the mold
Fuck a runny nose u get more of marathon out in the cold
Weak fuck u arent in position to duel with the grudges
I’ll throw eggs at u & u’ll save it to soup up ya punches
nuke up ya lunches, so for food this nerd answers
cuz that isn’t a wife beater its more like a bird catcher


vs. Slotmachine
Rex/Onewheeled
12-13-07

Fuck ya best kid! uhuh nik’s the oldest to ever do this text shit
I'm also the newbie killer sorta the opposite of what Rex did
act quick! see the flow? on a bad day u couldnt surpass nik
ya verses are not over the top; just a spin off of my wack shit
nigga thats it! u’ve better learned! cuz I'm the best ever, nerd!
make ya pay homage & get taxed for the respect u never earned
clever words, when nik’s in the house; u know I’m takin plenty
while u're as dumb as a doorknob & this is a break and entry
The stakes are empty, cuz outside of RL this dude’s unseen
u not runnin the risk of losin; u the CEO of my football team
confused a teen, cuz dick is what this faggot loves & touches
& ya mom raised suspicion…to be the man u always wanted
fuck ya punches! no comparing us plus u’re lackin the proof
this battle’s just a walk in the beach; u got on jackets & boots
u Madison goof, Wisconsin or wherever the fuck u from
u went from watching ya chances shrink to having to talk to one
I’m easily rapin this cat, he’s too scared of facin the facts
& his terror of losing has him trying to file for the Patriot act
should’ve known it was hopeless to win, bet I'm colder then him
Slot Machine hasnt had a quarter of skill way before poker was in

vs Hush

7/26/12

Don’t try & act hip hop plus u inferior a rhymer
I am old school… u just hired Afrika Bambaataa as ur interior designer
If clothes could speak… it would be a headache to Hush
cuz that’s not a snap back more like an angry can’t believe u stretched me this much
I’m 3-0 vs u plus with all em holes in ya game the kid’s unstable
& to add to it… I aint waitin till Wrestlemania to slam the rock through ur ping pong table
Its not ya height’s fault ur game room looks quite dull
those aren’t just bamboo sticks u use em to pole vault when u need to change a light bulb
its only right bud, but the size of ya trophy buck is sad to see
u like huntin for small illegal things… ironically immigration does the same with u & ya family
that explains ur camouflage shorts as a hunter & hunted
bet ur eyebrows never get razor bumps but I’m sure a couple of blades been abducted
& with em satellites I bet everything sounds near son
all I need is to tap that bongo with my pinkies & I’ll easily blow out ur ear drums
I stay Jordan fresh & don’t need acid to make u look poor & done
u have the perfect shirt for a trip & the sneakers u been hitchiking with so u can go on one
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vs C Gaffle 1/10/12

I've beaten niggaz like Resin in one of my tougher matches
while the highlight of ur career is losin to him by 10 votes in the Summer Classic
back in the day u showed sparks to bein dope... pffft not many credentials
guess expectations were not met & now are total strangers of u once having any potential
funny u're baffled but this chump is no hassle
cuz seriously we all know to Gaffle is to hustle... & I'm running this battle
stunting this asshole, I'm more than witty silly I mastered this
Ima keep it 100, creativity is my strength... urs curls 1 pound and pictures two zeroes after it
on my laughter shit, u notorious no showing toxic hoe, battling me is nonsense yo
u dont wanna go down that road... cuz it usually leads to a why the chicken cross it joke
I'm so fuckin dope... u not worth me trying much for this shit
I have the luxury of slacking... u have 2 feet up on a desk someone threw under a bridge

vs Sephiroth
10/13/11

Instead of arguing with GOW check ur girl cuz I could tell u she came pronto
I make her ride my dick to watch the bitch move... for u thats editin in a fake AIM convo
my balls are the family jewels & u'd go crazy just for that rep
I mean the way u'd snap just to have Mangold u could play center for the Jets
Mr word ya punches right but then the concepts lose it, stop its useless
cuz that style is so robotic… it seems like u write ya verses to electronic music
I'm a player constantly fuckin cuz see my dick game's proper & gets hoes rattled
for u if scoring was viewed as a sport... u would never offer the redzone channel
u love these kids pickin u to win but its gonna hurt when we seek clarity
cuz they have u flyin high... but better hope it comes with enough air miles for ya trip back to reality
I'm witty with tact, u're shitty with facts; u not that great son
but its funny ur verses come across as statementish but never actually get to make one
I already beat u once so again here's a toast for ya exit
& if that makes ur juices bubble then we can all have mimosas for breakfast
I've consistently stayed standin on top cuz my verses have the best lines
u've fallen off so bad every drop comes with a caution slippery when wet sign
u think ya name holds weight but ur inconsistency’s far too weak bro
no matter if u think u have a thousand dope lines Or ton... either way the Broncos are startin Tebow
my people struggle to get green cards & the truth it bothers
but this I n S battle is so easy to me I'm recommending it to all of my Cuban brothers
I fathered this battle shit u more like text’s voids, misfortunes
cuz ur verses are so played they could rival hand me down toys for orphans

vs Resin M-I-C
12/22/10

I've seen it all before... now lose against me


C’mon yo…
nurses are mainly gays or failing med school
such a borin life… its like Alvin Karpis’ concepts are in charge of ur daily schedule
& we’re both vets but now u’re washed up & I’m much liver son
u shoulda quit cold turkey… but ur career kinda followed Allen Iverson’s
text was ya life; now u’re just another dude that I’ll drop…
a piece of cake… but if u see the Baker Act its cuz u’re on suicide watch
u nasty fucks eat anything… whiskers, nasals, simmered cranial
ever since Thanksgiving week… PETA has been actively picketing around ya dinner table
& definitely, when it comes to coke I get the best of it see
on the streets they’re known as fish scales but in ur country that is a deli***y
u got the wackest flow, u swear u raw but just a faggot yo
I’m bringing nothing but fire which’ll just inspire u to stop, drop & dragon roll
u are the past fam; now u’re saluting the champ &…
u not just a Charlie but the ratio of homosexuality in the military for every 2 & a half men
its fact when, everyone thinks u’re a fag with a blame obsession
if u’re not a Gaylord fucker… then its just a coincidence u share the same profession
waxing this nigga’s a thing of the past u just a joke, banter
& that now… is considered as easy as grabbin & putting a jacket on a coat hanger
so if Will Smith’s son can do it… this is ya fuckin exit
in ya country its respectful to bow but on here we call it ducking Tettris
ur girls a hooker… don’t diseases make ya conscience scared?
plus ur mom tricks herself… & that also includes a competitive game of solitaire
this aint fuckin fair, cuz ya mom’s definitely not worthless
at the end of it all I don’t remember anything that tops a mahfucka… specially ya verses
theres no way u can nurse it… its like compared to ur fuckin size
bitch if u copped the new Cliff Lee jersey people would think u got it customized
fuck ya life, someone told me u got shit ghosted by Kung & Fraction
I know what u did Last Summer… & I’m not just talkin about u losin to Calefaction
u a faggot bitch & real niggaz don’t stand for that kinda scene whore
But theres no need to usher u out; u been traveling the country following the OMG tour
Yes Mahfucka

vs Murda Sho
1/06/11

Hush bitch! Like u have Lama’s cock inside & its deep
cuz I mean u the only one to ever become a contender by losing twice in a week
so fuck ur heroics faggot u gonna lose ya pride
if u were to use ur verse for good… ur biggest villain would be suicide
u the drinkin type… to get beat up for tryin to pick a fight
so now he stays home text battlin & moonshine makes this asshole think he’s bright
yea u beat me once pfft like I tried; I can beat u with ease its true
revenge is a confession of pain & Murda is hiding inside the priest’s booth
if u lookin for a vote of confidence ya verses are plagued by misses
But ur life is another story… narrated by Shuckss & played by Vishis
See I’m the typa boss to let the gats spark, get fired for tryin to act hard
these are grounds for termination & u built a summer home in Sarah Conner’s backyard
so kiss this good bye cuz them CLASH geeks wont help
so if u laid down the plan… its the blue print of a lonely loser sleepin inside a cheap motel
u cant hang with the pros so get ready to get plain demolished
& if u think Luck is gonna save u… that explains why he stayed in college

vs Tettris
6/03/10




ur infatuation with Resin’s scary BUT he’s a nurse with work to do
& u either aspire to be just like him or u went to remind him his verse was due
BUT no ones duckin… they just dont wanna get near u
Not cuz ya rhymes are sick u sufferin from a bad case of pink eye, forehead & ears too
The hole search is over… u no longer need to run
Now that we found Pryde's neck's long lost brother living underneath ur thumb
u don’t pop collars u just a geek Tett
In Barcelona that’s a jersey to the rest of us its just a bandwagon riding V neck
abused as a kid & then u flipped dude, went psycho
so either Macaulay Culkin went on another coke binge or this is his tribute to Michael
…AND I'm not jealous cuz I quit it at last
I mean how can Dohpe even haunt me when its just a little white bitch in a mask
nik is the champ, that's cuz my jokes are wild
its obvious u don’t have funny lines & needed a pencil to semi draw a smile
ur many attempts at the belts unclear, he's like… hell its near
…But being stuck in the waiting room pretty much sums up ur NBL career
I’m like the rubber band man pull the trigger on the slow geek
But if I snap ur bracelet the sting will leave red marks on the lead singer of the Police
Fuck a win, u scared ya butt buddy's not ya friend
& now u're only in the E.R… cuz u jealous Lefty stood up for him

vs Styk Figer
4/10/10



Listen cat cook...

Bet u thought this was ya craftiest work, with walls matchin ya shirt
ur infatuation with baby Blue got Ayp takin precautionary measures for an Amber alert
shoulda stayed true to ya kimono ways, stunner; dressed like a played brotha
its like u tried changin ya style & got stuck in the transformation stage of Resin to BladeRunner
Asians copy everything! & yall do a bad job with the black race & u make a sad case
…cuz ur wardrobe proves dogs and cats aren’t the only reason ya people have bad taste
& u actually think u are a baller, but just a chink without a dollar
bitch, I got so much dirt on u… u've literally developed a ring around ya collar
…so stop acting gangsta cuz we just don’t buy that pal
There’s no way u keeping it real when its obvious u shop in China Town
u have no chance, embrace it! there wont be a shocker here it’s fact just face it
...& if u happen to go haywire… its just cuz u wanted ur chain’s matching bracelet
plus seen how u're the wackest, lets leave out talkin fashion
cuz faggot, the only appeal u have left involves removing the decal from ya glasses
This kid's no factor, & seriously u’re in no shape to diss me bastard…
cuz with that head… u must be nuts or the Asian version of Mr Planters
fight me & they’ll be playin u a sad song with this fag gone
…u always portraying the angry Asian but its only ur neck that’s mad long
AND homie u use ya mouth to maul cats, I use fists & tall bats
& since hairline disses are played I’m using ya bald spot to make a top of the skull crack
Fuck it lets all laugh, as if facial hair itself for yall wasn’t such a tough task
I mean from every pic tourney… its takin ur whole text career just to grow out Hush’s mustache

vs Hush
1/06/13



Ahem...

With all the cash u endorse that neighborhood’s all this cat could afford?
& here old jokes are what drive u… only cuz we know one of those cars has to be urs
Lmao at cocky drug dealer livin in a dump… u think this win’s assured, huh?
But if that’s just ur grow house… its only cuz ur celebration was premature, bud
vs me u 1-4, cuzz; so no matter how old I get fire’s in my text’s wordplay
My blowout consists of 4-0 in votes… urs could grant me a wish on my next birthday
u aint a baller nor shit still, son; while my clothes prove my pimp skill’s strong
That vest is not a windbreaker… more like a platform for a light breeze to do the windmill on
I stay Jordan fresh but why should I talk? Look how many goods I’ve bought
For me money grows on trees… ur city gets the leftovers & decorate ur hood’s sidewalk
This is a win win, I’ll play a practical joke on this furry creature then ring him
But fuck messing with Sasquatch… the 2 above ur eyes look like they’ll do anything for a Slim Jim
What u thinkin? u’re not a boss like me, the cause of beef’ll have u lost & weak
u’re dumb as a brick… & there were no benefits bein home schooled across the street
I’ll kill u & toss the heat, without the murder weapon cops cant touch crap
the crime scene will be missing a piece… & I’m not talkin bout ur bad cut mustache

vs Roll
8/19/12




how can u have trouble postin a pic? u not the smartest trust it
looks like u qualified for the family barber’s 2 for 1 special for bein Veritas retarded cousin
don’t mean to diss ur traits but u got a face for hockey, it’s ur fate!
& if u think u have a killer smile… u should’ve seen mine when u drowned in Crystal Lake
a Sloth’s defined as spiritual apathy & ur prayers are cries from a loony
cuz honestly I haven’t seen such a deadly sin since u were screamin Hey u guys in the Goonies
Truth be; u talk A LOT! is it cuz u think ur horrible wordplay seems strong?
Noobies put theirs in parenthesis… but its no surprise u also have ya mouth in between one
bitch be quiet! u wish I have a poor showin like u; thinkin nik’ll buy it
most people pray when they eat… ur prey is tap water to refill those bottles for ya liquid diet
just stop showing, cuz wack concepts with multies is not flowing
u like to take it to one extreme… ever since the other half of ur face just stopped growing
off the top I got that old gangsta swag plus my cred’s more cold
but ur dome is so big… fuck Head ICE… u’re more like Head North pole
I get more hoes, so there’s no way in hell u could be dissing me
ur shits so predictable… if u remove ur hands from ur mouth we expect to see missing teeth
really see, u must’ve been born durin a Rugby game this kid’s dismantled
lookin like the hunchback of Notre Dame… players after bein paralyzed by a vicious tackle
fuck Disney’s castle, u’re lookin sick, with a face God couldn’t fix
I mean in a house with so many shutters… why wasn’t it left on the cam which took this pic?!
u aint as good as nik, & most definitely, u’ll never get the best of me
if u’re Roll… its obvious ur mother Molly was gang raped by the cast of Coneheads on ecstasy
yup its beef, & to be honest bein banned has u shook & rattled
lets put it all on the table… there’s been a Celebration ever since we booked this battle
when u missing that much hair why don’t u try out a wig
but u don’t sweat the little things… specially when u got eye brows that big
u’re nonexistent to even try to test us while u claimin u’re mighty
either ur skills are undercover or we’ve already seen ur best punch & u’re ashamed to be righty
lets make this exciting, while ur posting abilities are fatal, u’ll be unable
& if u think I’m disrespectful… shit is nothing compared to this faggot’s elbows on the table
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u’re Resin’s greatest biter & even u know its lame inside ya
So if Burd just started his own clothing line u know that shirt was made in China
Mr. gay designer, how this skinny knuck think he’s a ladies guy?
U don’t want me to aim at ur heart… I’ve been playin duck hunt since like 85
crazy lies, u posin hard looks forced cuz u aren’t a mild threat
u tryin to take us for a long ride but its like ur ganster’s inner child keeps asking… can I smile yet?!
u got that I bit ur style rep, & ur wins are suspect…yes kid, face it
u act like u don’t take this text shit serious rocking half ya buddy list’s friendship bracelets
ur best is basic, we all know u're crooked don't know why u hide shit
u the biggest cheater breathing... & if that is ur nose bone then scent must be the side chick
its time u die, trick… cuz here is where all grudges are settled
u dont have a shot at filling my spot... Only thing u armed with is an abundance of freckles
ur poor taste of styles not even funded in ghettos … this homo is a wreck
ur fashion proves u either have a tight budget or ur oxygen’s playing marco polo with ur neck
I’ll show no respect, I ripped the real legends in ur crew into bits
u’re really not Dohpe… & u don’t have to get drunk to admit u’re under Blue’s influence
prove different bitch, u’re the biggest biting fraud to do this
all ur concepts are head scratchers… I mean u even have the scars to prove it
rip u apart; conclude it, don’t know why this lame guy’s all gassed
if that’s a military cut… then the sergeant ignored the equal gay rights law passed


vs Barcotic aka Cronus

u try to add some black flava but if u don’t know ur race u’re dumb
so why play the part 4? u aint in the hood… this Leprichaun’s been in space too long
face it bum, u obviously have a skin disorder & u concerned a bit
I mean graft disease is usually curable… but the one on ur forearm is permanent
I’d easily hurt this bitch, a pussy is a pussy & u can tell son
when I wear a hat I fuck ur mom… while u get called fagg0t & get ur bell rung
u’ve felt dumb, cuz thinkin ur tattoos are the bomb kid try dyin
if that’s ripped skin… then either the Green Goblin’s anorexic or is on the pumpkin pie diet
he’s often tried lyin, plus deleted votes to win & serious that’s true
u’ll never mod again but I bet u’d wish Cro’s edit button worked on em hideous tattoos
good concepts become curious to u, workin part time as a cheat
if em big teeth are not fit to bite… then why didn’t u register until the archive was complete
u deserve a hard right to the cheek, u use to be fat & hopeless
what u doin with ur nose is not a flair more like smellin what the rock’s cookin to smoke it
bitch I aint jokin; fuck saving I ball, my J’s keep haters in awe
its obvious u’re going green… cuz those cheap clothes prove u have no paper at all



vs Hollywood


We write to brag & u only going 14 is why I’m mad
cuz I had more lines on u… than any fashion statement ok to combine stripes with plaid
this guy is sad, & that pose has us concerned, nerd
cuz it looks like Captain Morgan switched from spiced rum to burned herb
we know any tourney here I’ma win all day without say
fuck March Madness… what’s crazy is u doin that all the way from Zimbabwe
I pick up fine bitches while u’re just a stalker, looker
u cant afford to smile & ur 50 cent dimples couldn’t buy u a 2 dollar hooker
true I’ma whoop ya, but not seein u makes it a bigger task
cuz u’re either disguised as a black panther literally or Lyrs’ shadow is wearing a ninja mask
I can rip ya fast, but going that route is so low, brother
I wont turn this into a skin issue… unless u start treating it with a heavy dose of Coco Butter
Nik the God brings fire but this isnt some dumb revelation
cuz honestly ur ankles could turn Ash Wednesday into a month long celebration
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"The Turn" (2013)

Past meltdowns helped out & inspired desires that haunted me
So my own animosity promised me to let the problems speak
Logically it works, systematically it hurts but worth the pain
Actions of hatred shows passion & patience to alert the brain
I deserve a change, anger’s patterns were battering my vision
As it tampered with matters that were shattering tradition
Staggering ambition from a position in which I never felt responsible
self-doubts controlled the goals & enemies were held accountable
it’s almost as if hell found its soul & stole the humanity from it
scorched pores absorbed more than the thorn fallacies promised
however the malice seemed honest with a diabolic evil to people
watching the heat grow with each toll of lethal deceitful placebos
which were converted to murderers that didn’t deserve this curse
words bolster the minds of these kind fine men disturbed for worse
I learned the curve when crossed by the bread & wine I dined
The sacrifice that punctured the wonders who made the blind see fine
the illustrious sign just shined on a head that scorned the hand
I give thanks & mend with all sorts of distorted men, I’m born again
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"Plastic Parts" (2013)

Timing defines the grind I’m finding amongst the days
refining the climb that minds apply & carry beyond our ways
the strong will aid with pay & stay atop the business end
different men make decisions when mistakes become wisdom’s friend
my position stands to better myself in endeavors that help
putting me in a spot that plots with a shot to forever excel
I won’t surrender & fail with stale trails of failure behind me
walk the talk & place no fault while enjoying tailored reclined seats
paper reminds he who seeks shall find the answers to hard work
with a part worth more than whores, remorse & a heart hurt…
…by words, lies, cries designed to confuse amused takers
doing a huge favor to introduce later & force u to choose traitors
I won’t lose haters! I got a good sense for mistrust’s big lusts
I smell hell in detail & prevail when I stop the insult’s impulse
Putting a finish to these snakes influx to deter the image I made
Limit the vivid imagination to mimic infatuation while critics get laid
victims ashamed as the cat’s vision’s to blame… it’s the truth that hurts
only vampires approve those flirts so I don’t dispute their work
I abuse their worth when I value mine checkmating their mind games
Knowing pleasure isn’t a treasure chest blessed only to find pain
Enjoy your timeframe while age is engaged on the road took
Cold crooks sold looks then we turn the faded page on an old book
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"The Protector" (2012)

Trust’s a must discussed amongst sincere peers who know respect
everyone has demons so even with known defects there’s no regret
allegiance, no grievance, support hold the fort, doubts don’t exist
a team is achievement of a coded molded understanding bound to be this
a helper with shelter if rubble drops, wont struggle lots my back is yours
thy pact of course is to never double cross whatever trouble costs
try that or more, meaning failure’s a traitor there’s no later just now
defended relentless & the expected are where favors are found
my labor’s your tailor wager my crown with the confidence of dominance
loud & proud by default the result always compliments your prominence
the hunter’s wonder feeds the need of appetite, the facts of life
attacks are ripe & vital for survival to have a chance to fight & last a night
that precise is seen as a keen professional intentional succeeding scheme
training making the jungle this humble, eyeing the lion, cub leading genes
achieving dreams, turn mean & feast the beast prevails this wise
my inner sinner’s a killer filtered to only believe in me, myself & I
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"Karmas Flow" (2012)

Fight it even if tomorrow’s the sorrow that follows yesterday
ignited advices from tyrant’s with bad credit to borrow better ways
Swallow the bottle while eyeing the fire that tires our living
Motto, chest hollow, inspire desires that didn’t acquire forgiving
learning’s discerning the yearning of faulting belief versus deceit
worries will blurry your earnings & carry forth needs worth its defeat
titles are vital to idols not valued a statue but given a praise
aches break the spinal of the rival’s bridal whose only thinking a raise
sink in her ways but the poison’s an ocean of sharks after dark
a mule’s sly makes the fool’s cry a bull’s eye for the dart on her part
the rule’s pry if the act risks the pact to outlive the cast of a unit
torture vultures interfering with fear in a culture we’re vastly in tuned with
death was a breath disturbed but deserved by the turns of dishonor
masked with a task & you ask what’s worth all this horror
hatchets cause exaggerated scratches from aggravated chances
agitate romances, proud crowns with doubts found salivate advances
of course falls short seeing a trail to sail the fail whether male or female
paying while laying in the flood of blood deep end of mud for betrayal
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"Birthday Wish" (2012)

I’m still alive so continuing to be is my first wish
stayin away from substances that made me feel worthless
remain alienated from x’s I shouldn’t be concerned with
& provide more to my girl who deserves it
Just bein able to return it is what I’m asking for
give my family health to last of course…
& mom the years to see my first baby that’s unborn
Erasing all of my past’s remorse
while I grow completely out of my crazy form
remove the short fuse that made me war
& maintain the me everyone’s been waiting for
Save me lord…
I’ve changed & been the happiest ever
Let this feeling last for the better
Last I saw logic won when it clashed with my temper
Never knew that existed
remembered the tune last I wished it
I guess for it to come true the task’s commitment
Youth craft’s the wisdom & now I know how to handle
Responsibility gives me the strength to blow out the candle
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Old 06-08-2018, 05:02 AM #10
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"Pour it out" (2010)


Don’t take bullshit, got a blade & a full clip….
but rather hang with dames who love to smell cake & cool whip
That's the scent of cocaine & new car to explain to the lame uncool kids
Hates my fuel, bitch! Cuz I can easily lay u the fuck out fool
I aint actin bad... besides I lost my cool way before high school
Make ya play by my rules. But that would just make ya wanna hide
I'm not a Cuban B I'm more like a letter to Castro with a bomb inside
As long he dies. Then piss on Che Guevarra’s grave while I declare him dead
Grim Reaper Manajatwa visit Venezuela n have Chavez share the bed
spare no heads, a true pimp but not revealing my tricks
but I can have ya make ur last birthday wish on a TNT stick
Aint no seein me bitch, so if u came to test don't be afraid n pull it
But I got a mountain of cocaine on Tonys desk that says I’ll take ur bullet
Go to ya wake n shoot it, pull out the Ouija board then ask u to play
Have u manifest inside ya moms body then send u back to the grave
The fact is no way, anyones escapin... my demons are off the hook
Cuz to me an excorcism is nothin but a child molester reading off a book
There's more beef I wanna cook cuz the devil aint safe he's nervous
Have em feel praised n worshipped, Go to hell n regain my faith on purpose
Go back to O.J’s trial & change the verdict, watch em off this man
Not because I think he was guilty… just because I'm a Dolphins fan
he fuckin ran, unlike Rex Ryan has ever in his life without havin his chest bust
Rob Tom Brady’s child support money n maybe yall can buy a win against us
these damn fucks, I mean... I'm proven, why test? u can now rest
& to the bitch I stopped fuckin... I’m not answerin ya suicide threats
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Old 06-08-2018, 05:43 AM #11
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"Black Light" (2010)

Slippery rosary beads without a prayer nor a shot
Downfall cascaded splashing failure on the rocks
& the strength to turn it around is lackin’ might
…wounded by paper cuts from napkin wipes
drastic nights while clouds cover fate’s image
scum bag filled with potential past its weight limit
hate’s ticket, so as a result not surprisingly bitter
a childhood that required a parental advisory sticker
trying to bicker, anger issues & the mood’s peculiar
first step’s recognizing the problem & nothing looks familiar
strong rage insinuated change but fit to burry names
…front page articulated pain from obituary claims
wrong stage, as preparation rusted away its habit
& misery’s company stock ready to take advantage
unfulfilled dreams outlined by claws of vengeance
cold sweats frosted to later just thaw the senseless
segregated celebrations toasted by a party of one
doll lusting gender on a milk carton is hardly a son
thoughts eliminated while computers test the mold
star wars make the Koran the core of future episodes
peace lost its missing link & has been puzzled since
death do us part time as mistrust works the double shift
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Old 06-08-2018, 05:46 AM #12
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"The Capitol of Confusion" (2010)



Emotions run wild – not a feeling of choice
empty thoughts of circumstances filling the voids
a different sense of elation not revealing the joy
hearing words of reason while concealing the voice
torture? jubilation? exposure or frustration?
Kosher or invasion? Closure’s persuasion?
Its doubt’s best, the main muscle’s proud test
Can’t find an artery to guide me past this outlet
so the pros & cons - should expose the wrong
u convince urself till reality passes its vote along
simplicity’s technique complicated by uniqueness
struggling to line-up back to where my feet rest
cant favor the switch, where in me do these traitors exist?
AND how can it be the taste of lust with a flavor so rich
never knew I couldnt control that, how I fall so flat?!
I’ll oppose facts BUT I don’t know if I can ever go back
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"Dear Backpacker..." (2009)

Smack, batter, these “rap masters” whom attract laughter
Bitch, 1 minute of my life would Gangstafy u backpackers
Now that’s gangster, while these geeks wishin they could
Toss u on the block & watch u nerdify the streets in the hood
like ya themes are so good, space type spits - confuse the flow
Nik’s the best; I talk in the 3rd person, yall talk in like the 5th UFO
Shits true yall know? I got tricks on the low, flipping my dough
Jam 2 Live Crew while ya decipher the difference tween bitches & hoes
Pain is what I’m inflicting on foes, as I can handle war with…
Niggaz who want respect…wtf u gonna ask to battle for it?
dismantle more kids, think ya punch is a threat vs my fucken tech?
watch me leave u underground like the music u fuckers rep
Better duck or step, & I’mma lol, bitch, slappin u clowns quick
When yall not taking up space yall busy rapping about it
Fact is yall doubt this, like art is smart while we lost & fail
wish u fucken well but what good’s a product that doesn’t sell?!
my punches swell, my hoes are raw, & my diamonds show no flaws
Why don’t yall tighten the straps on ya Jansports & grow some balls
I oppose the law, call em my rivals as long as drugs hold my title
How the fuck am I gonna blame myself in the hunt for survival
only trustin my rifle, & since yall don’t relate I’ll give u jokes a break
Yall thinking chance or dance while I’m looking for a bone to ache
Wtf did yall grow to hate? mad cuz trappers more attractive on tracks
screaming originality are the same rappers who keep rapping about rap?
Yall the ones lacking the craft, rap bout what I want & make some cash
The music we created advanced while yall remained in the past
Entertainment’s the fact, I dare u phonies to dare to show me
By ur logic how can u be an MC & master an empty ceremony
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Originally Posted by ill nik-A

Welcome to my mauling display, with thoughts of demolishing lames
the type of shit u never seen before only so Lama can start calling em played
its like I'm brawling with gays, even though I slaughter text
my last battle's in question but not as much as who's dick Deon'll slobber next
u love the reps, of these big names that u've learned to lube
dickride, idolize, homo, love votes - something Roger Glocks can help word for u
the nerve of two, fucking fags that dont know how to escape the dick
but I'll forget it & be a man about it like Nique in a relationship
yall brave as shit, & E the Real wants to talk about RL cats cryin? capture this
u just registered on there begging for acceptance so I'll hand u the handkerchief
I batter kids, but played shit got AIM lists to rob this Cuban from his stage
& the next Richard Corey scrypt will bring back Tony Montana from his grave
no one's safe! Puerto Rican? Asian? Black? which one is it cuz u used many
& $75 isnt enough to help Resin from every pic copyright sue pending
this proves plenty, stop pretending its final, theres many to rival
so since being wack is the topic Baron is gonna need help defending his title
so I'll start punching quick, theres no one here thats touching nik
unless u cover more grounds then one of Yuppi's chicks
I'm a fucking dick, & when it comes to being the best I drop often
I'm dope like coke.....something like Kempo would quote in his top punches
fuck grudges! & anyone who would wanna fight gets buried
& when the cops come lookin for me I'll be missin like most verses in J-Nyce's tourney
it isnt wise to stir me, cuz u dont wanna see when the drama hits
87 Fresh needs to marry a citizen to be legal - so he's officially Lama's bitch
take the trauma fist, but that stress, can be caused by bad text
hear me out! cuz if being overrated is a white lie then I'll call it Blackdef
or wack yes! & seeing since, how Kung is really bitch
ya brother can not always fight for u or give u lines I beat him with
ya achievent stinks, & stop recycling & go find a hero
Proper talked so much shit about Prometheus & lost to him nine to zero
just try a steelo, but nothing like Defcon_5's new shit please!
cuz if u round out the competition Square is just another one of em UPN geeks
its true that u weak, u need to get better quick, but u better quit
cuz G would give up a $1000 to suck Mayweather's dick
ill being clever's sick, cuz when I cum hard its condoms I rip through
so its only right I end this with a 5th Dawg tribute^^

Bitches!
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MAGICAL ELEPHANT TUSKS vs SINI vs SINACzog

[Lindel]

Part the sky with war, partial might stars the sky with war; armed with knives and swords; part the light with war//
Armed with lightning swords; change the tides of war...I'll kill you 'for a handsome price' I'm a ''model citizen''; and the Archetype in war!!//

I'm Luke and Han, duel with monsters and cobras as a demon with a soothing tongue, I'm the root of Baal!//
I have a soothing jolt, I'm the tongue that fueled the hawk; my pecker is a 'woodpecker' popping a cherry from pussy walls//

I'm opposing to the weak, chosen from the seas; Moses omen from the seas; the oceans are besieged//
I'm a cobra and the seas; forget 'pushing daisies' I'll have you 'pushing roses' at my feet//

I'm righteous nun, a tyrant sunk; lycan suns; lycan suns; pious one with lightning suns//
Lycan suns; lycan suns; I'll 'pull punches from the seas' and give you a Hawaiian Punch//

[Lindel]

Poisonous serpent; the zillion sword demon swordsman; the sea is scorching
I tortured millions with fire and flames; the flames of hell tortured a skeleton
I'm the sentiment of hell; the bending of dimensions from God's scale
I'm the ender of days; the beginning of night; the descendant of rays
I am a onyx rapture; conquer seas of alabaster stone with ascending angels
I tortured seraphims in the astral plane; with swords and torturous scimitars
I'm the sea of change; I killed thousands of angels with rainbow halo
I conquered the world with a golden fist; the siss of a snake was heard from the axis
I conquered the planet; atomic bombs circle the granite of the ending of atlas
I killed a thousand horsemen with endorphins from a thought of savior
I'm the demon swordsman; release the horsemen into the fields of daisies
Than sea the seas change and rip when I grab a sword and begin the apocalypse

[Lindel]

I am a demon swordsman, dripping semon from a flask than have a laugh
Grab a laugh than stab a glass with broken shards of broken shards of broken glass
Obelisks and monoliths; monastery's and obelisks; apocalypse and rapture
Sea the rapture in disaster; rapture is scorn from benevolent demons with three horns
I am a obelisk demon with monolith horns; demon with tusks the size of dreams
Dreams and nightmares; dying in nightmares by the hand of a demon who inflicts pain...
For I am a demon who inflicts pain; afflicts pain than afflicts pain on inflicting pain
I am insane; a demon who's insane with laughs in laughing gas; laughing bombs
Laughing bombs; laughing bombs; sing a song in the evening light; evening night
Evening light; evening night; obelisks with two horns the size of monoliths; obelisks
I am a monolith obelisks with two horns the size of three horns; a lion with four horns
Melted skeletons sizzle and swim in liquid magma lava rivers of beds and streams
I am a dream; a dream in a nightmares; a nightmare in a dream
I chase nightmares by the tail; I'm a nightmare chaser...

[Lindel]

i have brutal punchlines; eat the lunchline it's crunchtime
kill your brutal spine; than talk in tongue snakes than kill a snake in the grass
i rape and i laugh, brutal snake tongue; ventriloquist moment with snake grass
burn a computer hardrive with a motherboard of rhymes; i slaughter guys in time...

you couldn't be hot with a soft pillow; pawn of knight/ harness light that spawn a night in shining armor to fight your karma/ somber light
pawn of night, songs of righteousness; awesome light; ponder light; you have a bitch dog bite..i have a anaconda bite/

i attack rappers; and your ass backwards; ass backwards ass rappers; attack wack nerds; than surge through rapping words; i'm absurd//
i ill burst into flames to burst you into cocaine flames, i am insane, i am crazy as hell.. i have jedi mind tricks for you wack rappers//

narcissist; part the wigs of narcissistic men spitting phlegm. ink is well spun; i'm hotter than the sun; think and weld up/
pink with gel stuff, ink will well cut. i'm dropping gems like link and zelda//

i'm killing rappers by the second, i have a hundred weapons; i'm killing you white folks killing the rhinos//
i'm a hydrogen bomb, spit a psalm and spit a song// i'm spitting fire like spyro//

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I am the kingdom of dragons; the kingdom of anguish
The kingdom of dragons; the kingdom of Spanish
I am the demon dragon with a poisonous lung
I killed dreams of anguish with the joy of the spring
I am the kingdom of dragons; the kingdom of anguish
I am the circle of light; the circle of plight
I am the knight/night of a kingdom of anguish
I am the kingdom of Spanish; the kingdom of anguish
I am the kingdom of language; the kingdom of Spanish
I am the kingdom of Spanish; the kingdom of anguish
I killed kingdom's of Spanish with kingdom's of language
I am the deathly dragon from the kingdom of anguish
I am the deathly dragon; the deathly dragon
I am the deathly dragon; the deathly dragon of anguish
I am the dragon of anguish; I am the dragon of language
I am the dragon of anguish; I am the dragon of language
I am the deathly dragon; I am the deathly dragon of demons
I am the dragon of demons; I am the deathly dragons; I am the deathly dragon of demons..

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Namix

i went 22 pawtna, g/l



lol mr ego was ur alias?

u win some, u lose some
u have something, then its gone…either way i’ll defeat u tho
for me victory is an easy-come, and beatin u is an ease -Ego
ur skill is doubted too, let me spell it out for you…w, a, c, k
this battle was over before it begun… like ur stay in the pba
they took u out preseason like anxious hunters, ur not very ill
ur too wrapped up in ur record bitch, u should a 10-2 ur skill
but next week it’ll be different, so when ur attendance is low
remember 3’s a crowd,
…...and even ur loss column wont be caught dead at ur show
i have more sects than the catholic church, if u wonder bitch
shit i just laid the cards on the table…and your trick under it
im Savage like fred’s career..im loadin a clip, blowin this kid
‘n bringin oneduh year’s to an end, like kevin growin up did
you say battling u is no picnic? if ur really that dumb, shit…
after this walk in the park, i’l bring u a piece of cake from it
say ur the R.Kelly of text? for now ur really living the dream
but what are your plans for after inkwell’s finally eighteen?
i reek havok, u get shot in the back as im bustin my gat bitch
One armed? he might be, but then how the fuck can he clap it
i’m murderous, i’ll serve this bitch faster than a nervous tick
death’s around the corner…ur mom saw him while workin it
last week u merked the kid, but give jesus ur best penance
cuz that was just Fatal Words,
…and this was a complete Death Sentence.

vs.

Oneduh

You got 13 wins, what would that worry me for?
Last time a pro tested Nam, they were opposing the war
Dropped a long verse full of wordplay, that's funny duke
Cuz I got a verse full'a punches, & you're gonna catch 22
It's a no win situation, there's no chance for you at all
I won't just harp on your skills, I'll bring the whole damn orchestra along
Got laughed off the site for biting, why you still writin kid?
You'll never get an Oz. of respect, when your skills rival his
All you did was take old wordplay & add a spelled out diss
With that square format, no wonder your verse aint well rounded
Sur did all of those lines years ago, tryin to make em' new now
Is just digging your own grave,
& that's the ONLY way you're breaking new ground
Some may feel the played junk, & say you're almost sick
You'll have the voters head over heels.. from readin all those flips
This shit is no contest, I'll top his fame in growing margins
'Til it's so far from a close call, he's gotta pay for roming charges
You wanted to come back with a win, tryin to see your plan through
But you got matched up with me, so see.. your plan's through
Wanted to be the Champ too, so he blatantly sharked
I'll give him the beating of his life, like donating a heart
The extra lines didn't help, shoulda came more personal
You're a part time job, I could have made short work of you

Go back to bboys

Winner = Oneduh

[Lindel]

vs Liquid Smoke
Liquidus x:

my MATHEMATICAL-phrases, permanently-damage-ya-stasis
manhandle-ya-face-kid till it's split into so many FRACTIONS and ANGLES it would put Einstein's Calculations-to-shame-bitch~//
get trampled-till-ya-nameless, i'll prove you lack the components-to-uphold-dope-prose
smolder-smoke's-flows till he admits that he couldnt win battes even if his opponents-no-showed!~//
you got my condolense-when-ya-soul-folds, cuz it's higly probable-to-wreck-ya
stop 'LYIN' about how you got skills, cuz you've got more 'SKELETONS IN YA CLOSET' than fossil-collectors!~//
smoke's an imposter-with-lectures, watch me massacre-with-brutal-scripts
ya attacks-are-useless-bitch, this fag's fallopian tubes 'BURNT TO ASHES' after i 'BLASTED-HIS-UTERUS'!~//
disastrous-when-ya-pupils-slit, smoke you're far from bein gangsta so why-try?
bitch you a waste of my-time, cuz with men who like 'BOTH SEXES' as ya passenger is the only time ya pull drive-'BI's!~//

(!!(style switch)!!)

kid you'll get singed-till-ya-disappear, even if you 'MOONED THE VOTERS' you still couldnt 'WIN-BY-AN-ASS-HAIR'!~//
make ya spin-till-ya-lack-air then burn-ya-text, after i 'FINGER' ya corpse i can claim i 'FLIRT-WITH-DEATH'!~//
flame-n-curse-ya-rep as i bruise-jaws, force Smoke's skill to 'take a couple STEPS BACKWARDS' kinda like the MOON-WALK!~//
this fool's-mocked cuz he's a clown-missin-skills, you can't 'BANK ON' his text to be 'AUTHENTIC' like COUNTERFEIT-BILLS!~//
i'll pound-this-bitch-till he feels like a sensitive re-tard, Smoke has 'SUGAR' in his AORTA's cuz 'DEEP DOWN' he's a just a 'SWEET-HEART'!~//
actin like he's-hard but i'll make'em bleed-as-i-rip-this-fruit, cuz like pregnant dogs getting 'X RAYED', i 'SEE-THE-BITCH-IN-YOU'~//
with a DICK-on-his-tooth he's got a 'COCKY-smile', smoke reps Armageddon but his CATS 'got his back' only when fuckin him 'DOGGY-style'!~//
ya thoughts-is-vile, think you can withstand-my-attacks? not when ya 'NOSE GETS RIPPED' like ya nostrils was ADDICTED to the 'CRACK-of-my-bat'!~//[get it?.."crack"]
try catchin-up-with-my-stats and i'll bomb-on-ya-empire, cuz this verse'll make you 'COUGH UP more BLOOD' than a vomiting-VAMPIRE!~//
i'm stoppin-this-man's-fire cuz smoke is next-to-flop, he couldnt' 'GET A HEAD of me' if he gave 'ORAL SEX-to-clocks'!!...........~//

(!!!(fatality)!!!)

......smoke gets swept-like-mops, my thoughts-make-his-body-shiver, with his 'SLICED' butt cheeks in 'PIZZA' boxes, 'smokes ASS just-got-DELIVERED'!!~//---my flows-shock-ya-liver---smoke cant compete when my raps-is-lethal-and-vulgar, cuz he's 'BENT outta SHAPE' worse than FAT-people-on-YOGA!!~//---detach-ya-feeble-quotas---make this fool-beg-like-an-abused-bitch, cuz in audio i'd 'KICK' smoke so hard, he'd accuse me of 'BOOT'-'LEGGING'-his-music!!~//---smoke-aint-connecting-with-crude-hits---he'll be bitter-when-i-trash-his-dreams, smoke is so 'SOFT' i saw more 'TITS BOUNCE' in his verse, than watching STRIPPERS-on-TRAMPOLINES!!~//---this-nigga-cant-answer-me---he's just a trick demanding-to-be-bitch-slapped, i'd battle him in person but he'd look 'SHORTER by the SECOND' like midgets STANDING-on-QUICK-SAND!!~//---understand-i'm-sick-man---and your just a 'GHOSTwriter' flexing his 'PHANTOM-might', Future Dood should throw a *WEDDING RING* at smokes EYES, cuz he should be *BAND*-from-the-*SIGHT*!!//....

Liq Smoke:

...Winding up...FEEL This shit ma fawka!

LiquidSmoke Steamin, Brutally Beating this Being with Swords-Grips Mounted with Endorphine..Your verse?..more played out THAI's bullshit joints….This Battles like Depressed Rich Women, coz you’re Weepin-in-Ms.Fortune…I like your name.. faggot..but theres only one ILL Liquid..tha one that causes brain commotions.. I'll Twist the Key-in-the-Porche-and, proceed to Stampede on-ya-Corpse-then…Endorse-Ten Forceps into ya Cortex…Ya Existence is a Mix of Rabbits Feet and VIPERS, the Way You Luckilly DODGED-the-Abortion…When I Come off the Top-it-then-Worsens, You’re Comin with more LOOSE-LEAFS, then Autumn-in-ya-Orifice….I Got-Liquidus-by-his-Poor-Neck, and I’ll Exert-my-Best-Words…You Gave it all Got, But like Lackluster Graphs of Skin, it was a Pore-Effort…My Force-Severes, into Coarse-Pressure…. Liquidus thought he was Built, coz he Wrapped his Chest with Four-Sweatshirts…This Whore?-Pestered, I’ll Have Him Floggin-Disarmed…Beating me is like Seeing Chris Reeves on Campgrounds, coz this aint an Easy-WALK-in-the-PARK….He’s Soft-with-the-Bars, I’ll Make a Literal Figure Outta Pacino, when I Leave His Face Scoffed-with-Some-Scars…Got ya Confidence-Harmed, and Have this Aussie Speakin more Broken then his English-Is…I Ain’t Feelin-His, Spiel-of-Scripts coz You’re Only High Lights was in the Mullets ya Bleached-it-With!!!


...Here's the Pitch...

Get off my Jizzum’s-Dude, ya Only wise words Was Talking Durin the Removal of ya Wisdom-Tooth…My Quotables? Go Ahead and List-them-Fool….Ya scripts?-I-Missed-them-Too, coz They Get as Much ROTATION as Junkyards Pistons-Do…I’ll Grin-then-Spool, a Dagger to ya Stomach and have ya Abs-Since-Marked, like the Belly of the Beast when He Misses-School…(get it?)….It’s Okay, Don’t think Liquid-is-Pissed-at-You…Just at the Stupidest Played Punches that ya Spit-and-Spew.…I’m Swift-with-Moves, You’re an Infant-and-Mild…I’m Christening-Child like Jesus and then RIP-KIN-like-CAL!!!….Reminscin-this-Style, that made this Cat’s Career Comes to a Short-Stop like Midgets-at-Intersections…. About Now, ya Wishin I’m Hittin-with-Imperfections, So I Smacked ya with Each of ya Lines-and-Verses…The Nine-then-Surfaces, to Blow a Hole Deep in ya Thorax, so ya Spine-and-Nerves-Slip, Outta ya Cervix…My Raps-have-Served-Him, while I’m Cordial-with-Keys…Liquidus X Ain’t Nothing but the new Generation of Rejects from Aznraps…(yes sir!)…Horrible Beings, I’ll Make ya Swallow ya Eyes for an IN(t)ER-VIEW So Don’t Test-Me…coz No One Questions my Ass Except for Guess-Jeans… ya FANTASIZED Direly to FLOW with what this Vet-Brings, that I Became the Reason why You Dispersed into a WET-DREAM…(faggit)…I’ll Digest He, and His Choppy-Fillers…till we all Can’t See PEX, like Maternity Leave for Female Body-Builders…(got it?)…LiquidSmoke is Simply Hot-and-Iller, I’ll SLASH a CUT DEEP in ya Brain, and Start Peelin-it-Back…then FILL IT with a DECK of CARDS, and Start BRIDGING-the-GAP…Lynching-this-Cat, I’ll Be Dyslexic with "Liquidus X" and see Liquidus su{X}


...Knock the fucc outta the Stadium...

I Noticed ya Scripts and ya Typin-with-Hype while ya Punchlines Reminds-me-of-Mine….My Verses Must be a Criminal, coz like you, Everyone Wants to Take a Bite-out-of-Crime…So Start Sitin-ya-Rhymes, coz ya Normally come with Below Average-Scripts-Hoe…While ya Sex Drive is Found in Gay Districts of San Francisco…Bash-and-Strip-Domes, and Split ya Personalities like Self-Battling Raps-with-Skitzos…Crack-ya-Wish-Bones, with a Vex’d-Style to Embarrass ya Textiles…Resorted to me versus an IMPOSTOR Crossing-Columns, the way You’re “X-Isled”!…I’m Simply the Best-While, You’re just a Supporting Cast in the dream crew-You-Created….Everyone Knows I Bring the Best Shit to the Table, and Knew-You-Ate-it…You’re Useless-Played-Shit is all Pretentious and Fake-Kid…You Shoulda Known what I’m Embraced-with…, Faggit, You’re Barely-a-Foe, coz This Shit is Getting More Uglier then ya Scripts, Incorporated by Darin-a-Flow…like Jim’s Movies, if we Ever Collab’d, Liquid will Always Carey-the-Show…in Fact, You NOT Bitching After Losing is About as Rare-as-ya-Votes!!…Without Sparin-a-Tone, of Confidence, I’m Leavin ya More Blacked-Out, then Topplin Power Surged Burnin Cigarette Factories to leave ya Buried-in-Smoke…Carelessly-Broke-n-Two, coz ya Blasphamized my Name, ya Need-Homage…I’ll Have ya Seeds-Palmed-Quick, and Suffocate it till it Bleeds-Bondaged… coz like Clogged Toilets in a Plaza’s Restroom I’ll Leave this Cat ‘De-Mall-Ish’d


...And to Finish ya Off...

Write this Verse in Bibles and Smack Him with it, Get the Cue-Herb?…Probably Not, coz You’re too Delirious to Realize the Fuckin Truth-Hurts!…I Induce-Terms, Pull ya Eyelids Back and Smoother Them to My Audi’s-Lights….coz ya Can’t See LiquidSmoke like a Cloudy-Night…I’m Crowned-as-Tight, while ya Wordplay is Forced Nonsense, and Often-Lame…Even When I Knock ya Out, You’ll See More of Liquid then Trippin on Hollywood’s Walk-of-Fame


Winner = Liquid Smoke

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The Juice

"There was no black or white. Someone who had been good their entire life could, in fact, do something evil. People were just as capable of committing murder, under the right circumstances, as any monster." - Jodi Picoult

......

Aftermath

It all ended in a bloodbath... I used to be too passive to fight
But what happened tonight is not something you come back from in life
A tension you can cut with a knife... I should trail out of public view
They'll all assume I'm another Jew that got bailed out from this too
Essentially the evening news has to expect some leaks
Like flasks of some empty bleach I used to mask my identity
Seems it throws them off my scent... I'm chloroforming the law
There's no bigger story thus far than that obligatory remark
Not for the weak of heart - Most are rotten to pieces
Before leaving this earth I'll be known for all the wrong reasons
I'm covered in so much plasma it supersedes one bath
I now know the potential of my muscle mass is severely untapped...
Just a cheap money grab; I got more than I bargained for
Not even this mop of gorgeous hair could soak up what was on the floor
June 12th, 1994... a date that I would forever rethink
Turning pencil to ink, drowning in cigarettes and energy drinks
They're usually never in sync... I might change my mind in an instant
The mark of cowardice is hiding failure behind indifference
I should pull the plug on this... I'll never be free from critics
Esteemed but priviledged, no wonder my clean cut image seems suspicious...

The Night Of

A few hours earlier, before I emptied all my known fervor
I was a 25 year old server with plenty of time to grow further
No end to the road ahead - I get on nerves that's for sure
Was even known to hord bourbon before I served the horderves
Important to learn the ropes of the business if you hoped to go far
My ultimate goal was to launch a restaurant and own my own bar
But I'd settle for being a supermodel or a Hollywood star
Started so many new chapters I've become a walking bookmark
Money was sparse, I took it hard; My parents cued the alarm
Upon seeing the 'Ankh' symbol of life tattoo'd on my arm
A lofty goal understated; For years that was the intelligent move
Even when receiving EMT training, a career path I never pursued
Abs chiseled like statues, I should be gracing magazine covers
The better you look the more you see - A model employee waiting to be discovered
I freely shunned family money; That's true grit to a T
So anti-Jewish but I made up for it with a few gratuities
Foolish of me but I thought I saw a blond haired beauty, gazing
Our eyes locked in hot pursuit from across the room of patrons
Was a few years of age more - The younger they are the less they give
This was tenable, meaning when I was born she was about a decade in
Doubts don't sink they swim; Part of me wanted to run for the door
I wasn't 'shore' but could've sworn I've seen her somewhere before...
Famous people galore, yet I'm never on a chase for profit
I got a plate, stepped out on a break to contemplate my options
Sick to myself for delaying, it wasn't even discussed
I was teeming with lust, like Cupid's arrows had immediately struck
Stuck with a vested interest; I'm sort of a sweating misfit
Who burned up on re-entry... she took off before I could get her digits...
Shift finished when the last know-it-all here had come and left
I was near the end of my day when the phone call reared its ugly head
The landline rung like necks, we're talking a minor infraction
Reminding us staff of a pair of forgotten designer sunglasses
So happens they were the woman's, the one with the reservation booked
Since my initial reservations didn't payoff I volunteered to take a look
I'd do whatever it took... It's unusual to change one's past
What does lost glasses infer other than an excuse to make contact?
So I ran to where she once sat with the widest grin
But alas no glasses were recovered, much to my chagrin
The world's smallest violin... I punched out at a normal time
Ducking out the back entrance into the California night
Life starts free, but dead end jobs leave us stuck in a rut
I'm bubbling up; I wanna smoke but haven't had a puff in a month
I'm under construction, it seems it's doing a number on my knees
Because I stumbled across the sunglasses in a gutter on the street
My gut turns when I see them, discreet as I can ever hope
I returned inside, enveloping them nicely in a white envelope
Such a sly devil though... I live life with no regrets
So I said I'd bring them back to the woman's home address
More or less... Plans have been laid more times than myself
I coalesce at the bar, fanning flames inside I had shelved
Felt like an hour was a day, I'm ready to devour my prey
Jumped in my car and rushed to my apartment to shower and change
My roommate watched Naked Gun 33 and a 3rd on a bootleg tape
It just released three months prior - An illegal step few may take
I wouldn't hear of it; I'm not even thinking out the plot
It was like an out of body experience I could never bring myself to watch
"Ron's so broke he doesn't have a sense of humor..." It was an obvious burn
Still I told my roommate we would hit up a nightclub upon my return
He barely acknowledged or turned... I guess this was easy to do
Most famous people peruse, if he only knew the secretive truth
Adamant that a mint would improve my pestilent breath
My shoes were fresh and in spec, it put a little pep in my step
I've yet to guess the best nightcap to a day undercover
I vacate my humble abode practicing every statement I'll utter
I'm just gonna go in, enjoying as lust takes over summer
Once I make my move, it'll be over quick one way or another...

The Meeting

Pulled up to the curb and parked, it's lifestyle of the rich around here
Pitch dark as I checked my reflection in the flip-down mirror
Told myself if I couldn't have her I would forever disappear
Transparency is vital, and right now that's never been as clear
They say I'm handsome and debonair, my gift of gab is enterprised
Don't need a pen and paper to have her listed address memorized
I think of that dress and her thighs... I left my car pretty fast
Headlights blared to life behind me then went dark in a flash
I wander paths an aimless sociopath in exterior corridors
Then I found her, didn't think I'd catch her peering out the front door
It stayed opened as she approached, leaving me befuddled to the core
I dropped the act... We fell into a kiss like every other time before...
I informed her I nearly didn't discover what she'd left behind... (glasses)
She smiled and whispered, "They're my mothers but the message was mine
Do better next time..." I'm feeling just like her son when around her
She said, "I could be your mother, you know..." Man I love that about her
I doubt if our ages were reversed it would ever last with me
The fact is we've been practically dating for the past six weeks
Acting discreet; The third wheel that fits clean in the middle
It's more than a fling when you're single, but she was keeping it simple
I'm bursting at the seams, everytime I squeeze her it's triggered
Yet the ticking time bomb here is the invisible ring on her finger
She had severed ties with her husband if we're speaking the truth
But it didn't seem to cut the never ending string of abuse
Her two children were nearly ten, her heart yearned for an infant
No wonder the father of her kids became a stalker in an instant
It might bother me for a minute before true passion unfolds
She had been battered all told since she said, 'To have and to hold'
She grabbed my crotch and said, "Ronnie, mommy's a bit cold
Can you warm me up?" I responded, "You have no idea, Nicole..."
Conceding the role; Decoding meaning while close to the brink
With chosen speech, "Nicole Goldman has a nice ring don't you think?"
"Slow down..." she giggled, enraptured in this portrait of ours
Hand-in-hand we went up the path toward the door that's ajar
Even porn needs a star; Something intangible wouldn't remind us
Before we reached the stairs I heard hurried footsteps behind us
Nicole emptied inside, like a dump truck in human form
I turned to move toward but someone jumped us with brutal force
I knew who it was of course... It felt like a movie-less scene
This was a shadow of a former self that I knew from the screen
This black man lowered his shoulder, catapulting me straight to the trees
If I had nine lives, this cat just pulled eight of them free
Now I'm racist as could be... I heard Nicole yell a threat
Yet when I hit the trees and fence I could only think of self defense
Feeling truncated like elephants; I take note with visions of hatred
His eyes crazed, veins popping from his forehead, animalistic in nature
No mending a bridge up in flames; He grabbed for Nicole and clenched
No escape, pulled a blade and stabbed her head, throat and neck
Only regret was lacking... He wore black gloves and some ball cap
Nicole's facial structure collapsed under the wrath of her husband's grasp
There's no coming back after hearing the anguished shouts
That escaped her mouth, blood spraying out like it could barely contain itself
Switching gears is a makeshift hell, I'd say my sex drive was broke
He tightened his hold, grabbing me in his best vice-like choke
Out of my element like isotopes, a disconnected corroded wretch
He drew the knife and stabbed me in my neck and below the chest
Collapsed in a heap, a bloody mess; I recalled seeing this rookie threat
On ESPN, but now all I could think was, 'I probably should be dead'
The soul I kept never left, it honestly just isn't involved
The devil's withdrawing, retuning to Nicole to finish the job
I mimicked a body... He was drenched with sweat, gasping for air
He put a boot on her dress and wrenched her head back by the hair
It's more than I could bear; Grizzly scenes make for quite the show
This guy exposed her neck to the knife's blade and sliced her throat
Thought he was a spineless clone 'til I saw her spine through clothes
This EMT novice knows her c3 vertebrae was incised the most
What's behind the motion went unspoken, it's rife-full of evidence that's shoddy
This guy almost totally severed Nicole's beautiful head from her body
Felt myself getting up oddly... Even a poet can seize the day
I just can't seem to shake that things aren't supposed to be this way...
Hopes and timid dreams decay when bottled up instantly
Like it's some alternative history that will all turn to a mystery
But enough of the mimicry... No way I could stop as I lunged
He didn't notice me 'til I screamed "OJ!" at the top of my lungs
Our eyes met like a Roman numeral does... He looked under the weather
His reign was over, a long way from setting those Buffalo records
Guess if lightning strikes twice than thunder is forever
Rushing him took him by surprise, he was never much of a defender
A dump of adrenaline... There'll be no leveraging height today
Threw a clenched fist to his breadbasket then wrestled the knife away
I'm ending this ni**ers life in vain... Should I say excuse my language?
YOU try to censor your feelings after you've been through the same shit
When using painkillers the heart beats at a slow rate, listen...
He was beat at his own game, but OJ Simpson is no hate victim
I stuck the whole blade in, felt a Draft of something once Profound
Slowly snuck it out, the blade making a disgusting sucking sound
The spray of blood was gushing out over the manicured ground
But when a cage isn't enough you have to put an animal down
Like inanimate objects; I found this only appeals to some villains
No more dinners with Leslie Neilson unless he kneels in submission
No more movie scripts for you, Juice... Trash those Hall of Fame plaques
Being a victim is preferable to the murderer you would've gone away as
Arteries collapsed, he stammered with the standard howling act
I carved features, endowing his pumpkin head with a Halloween mask
Seems drastic, but there's light at the end of my tunnel vision
His visage filleted to fit on my face, who ever said I wasn't thick skinned?
Los Angeles is where people grow angst when involved
My concentration was purely focused on beating OJ to a pulp
I felt absolved, but fun is dismantled if the action is dull
Placed the knife in his mouth and punched the handle to the back of his skull
How's THAT for a lull? I half expect this zombie to raise again
My only option was baby steps over this embodiment of wasted breath
I'm not enthralled with Orenthal; This late retirement's not planned
The once great king of the gridiron had just expired at my hands
That's when the environment expanded... Lamps were now on and alight
For an endless amount of ticking time every sound was amplified
I planned to be like a wave and make a break for the ocean
Obviously we had awoken a few people with the late night commotion
Barking made windows open, everyone with an opinion saw
Wearing OJ Simpson's blood like a medal - Who you think they'll pin this on?
I sprint through lawns back to my car as police sirens draw close
I thought of Nicole's wounds... nobody was surviving all those...
No digging passed the dire holes where traffic lights stop glowing
Until the limelight's over, I suppose my own hospital time's on hold...
A living nightmare; No way that man's alive, Ron... Go!
I saw smoke as my tires throttled passed an abandoned white Bronco...

Whoa.

Aftermath (con't...)

Killing's a soap opera, even soaking it in wouldn't clean most up
I immediately wonder how does one bleach a whole tub of negro blood...
There's many reasons I might be embarrassed, but cheating is not a fair one
This is a coverup like peroxide in my bleached blond haircut
Unburdened while young; All the baggage is packed on for later
Who woulda thunk a running back Hall of Famer was in fact a ball of anger
Concussion protocols are delayed... I've smoked every cigarette I found
Dreaming ahead of tomorrow's newspaper, I can see the headlines now...
'OJ and Nicole Brown found dead', a cop in a dumbfounded pose
Round and round we go, like it's all part of some profound sick joke
I'll stay home and waiter out... There's a monster under my clothes
Like I was budding a rose but up to that point nothing had shown
Now I'm a comfortable clone... Some sort of wonderful hoax
Hung from a rope... The media will dish it out until the cutlery broke
Stuck in a deep zone of purgatory in the clutches of ghosts
But an introductory show always leads to abducting the host
You'll know the name Ron Goldman, the hidden treasure trunk off the coast
What is a trove other than a high note with none of the lows?
I'll drink you under the table, get a leg up 'til I'm drunk and alone
Appealing as an onion, knowing the con without discussing the pros
That's not the crux of it though; When push came to shove I just froze
Was plucked from alcoves under a grove just to shovel what grows
Standing up in the bathtub I arose all bloody and gross
Abundantly cloaked, even Mahatma Gandhi had a Ted Bundy in tow
Man I almost just croaked, the name Orenthal had stuck in my throat
I lit up a quick smoke and thought, fuck...

That was cutting it close...