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Old 08-21-2014, 04:10 AM   #261
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ONE PUNCH. one punch is all it took. You crush the officer's skull and feel his brain on your hands, the mom runs as does the daughter. No one else dares approach you. You reach down and grab the officer's pistol. Do you:

A: calmly leave
B: kill a few people then leave
Calmly leave. No point in drawing more attention to myself or wasting the high.

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the tall man smiles an ugly grin...you realize he is old....he is older than he is tall.
He then takes the pink glowing powder.

"my boss thanks you....you will have subjects soon. enjoy the money professor Oedipus".

He exits. you look at all the money and realize that it needs to be invested in greater equipment. You now have the resources and enough plant to create an army of super animals or even humans and rule the world! wouldn't your "visitors" be so proud! you would show all of those who doubted your genius! they would pay! TEHY WOULD ALL PAY!

......................ONE MONTH LATER.........


your last breath is taken as you see him wearing your intestines. This is not right. This is not how it should be......darkness.

The library is amazing. you wish you could read every book in it, yet on some unconscious level, you know that it would be impossible.

"welcome" you see a man sitting holding a sword...a flaming sword...you can feel it's heat all the way across the room yet the flame is not burning the man.

he speaks: "some want to consider you were the cause, your greed, your envy, your hate......but I can understand if you still want to look". he slides a book of names over to you....yours is NOT there.

The "Librarian" stands up...far taller than the tall man and states: "death is the result of your choices"......you yell out stop!!!!!!! he does.

Do you:

A: tell him if he lets you go back to the lab you will pay him all of your money to spare you

B: tell him that you are sorry...so very sorry.
Hertz us would want me to grovel

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Old 08-21-2014, 09:00 AM   #263
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Old 08-21-2014, 09:25 AM   #264
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Calmly leave. No point in drawing more attention to myself or wasting the high.

B.
you are buzzing...i mean buzzing.....it felt so good to give in to the madness, to the depravity....the best part? No sirens. No one seems to care, it is as if the shock is just too much and you relish in this fact. You have changed lives. You stop in a nearby alleyway and masterbate, cumming to the thought of the fear in their eyes.

The buzz is getting stronger, but changing....you realize that you are no longer drunk...at all. What was blurred, is now clear....No one could stop you. "Lets see....it is time to have some fun".

do you:

A: head to the airport
B: head to the Marina
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Old 08-21-2014, 09:26 AM   #265
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Bags one!?

Fuckvthis earth.

Are you angry?
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Old 08-21-2014, 09:31 AM   #266
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That 7 bucks is for McDonalds later obv

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The mirror feels good tucked away in between your chubby arms and body. You run, you little chubster, you run !!!! your insane clown posse shirt flows in the wind like a Unicorn's mane. You happen find yourself in a strange part of town, you have never been here before. You look into the mirror and you see a playground, and a little girl playing....you can feel the mirror pulling you in.....all of a sudden you realize that you must have drifted into the street because a long black limosine comes careening around the corner and almost hits you. You jump back and breath...whoo....you look at the mirror and it appeears split down the middle on the left is that artic island again, you see a walrus....on the right is the little girl in the playground...

Do you:

A: get pulled into the artic island
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Old 08-21-2014, 09:38 AM   #267
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There is a reason this walrus is in charge/the elder/wise

Option A - i think its time to revamp the plan and recruit other walruses with his permission
you meet with the walri herd and you tell them that the secret will be to work together to overcome the tide. One walrus holds onto a rock and another walrus holds on to him, and then another walrus holds on to him ad infinitum walrium. Your theory, you explain is that if all teh links hold we could build a living bridge, and once connected to the other island we could all begin again in reverse until we all made it to the new island.

your flipper draws in teh sand:



) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ( <---the other shoreline


then

) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(
>
>
> <----basically just piggy backing in reverse now that you had secured a new point of contact on the mysterious island.


The herd likes this idea. "genius" they think. Suddenly a little walri pipes up:

"hey..hey...walt....what about the monster?"

do you:

A: tell him that it may not be real, but if it is you will fight it and protect him!
B: tell him that it may not be real, but if it is, we all may die, but we will die here of starvation and sharp rocks anyway
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Old 08-21-2014, 09:42 AM   #268
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I'll stop reading what I've already read in this thread and choose what I normally would. I'm in on this shit.

A) I'll go play. The dream was weird but so was yesterday. It's probably just her imagination running wild anyways.
"I wanna go to the park! I love the park!" she says

you decide to go to the park, you see the newspaper on teh counter, you grab it. Wonder how the cubs were doing. which reminds me of a joke, what did Jesus say to the cubs as he was ascending into Heaven? Don't do anything until I get back. THe ride to teh park is uneventful. You watch from the nearby bench as she plays delighted, you too are just happy that you slept last night....even though it was weird. Suddennly you see a limo pull up. Something feels strange.

Do you

A: continue reading the paper
B: call to your daughter to come here
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you meet with the walri herd and you tell them that the secret will be to work together to overcome the tide. One walrus holds onto a rock and another walrus holds on to him, and then another walrus holds on to him ad infinitum walrium. Your theory, you explain is that if all teh links hold we could build a living bridge, and once connected to the other island we could all begin again in reverse until we all made it to the new island.

your flipper draws in teh sand:



) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ( <---the other shoreline


then

) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(
>
>
> <----basically just piggy backing in reverse now that you had secured a new point of contact on the mysterious island.


The herd likes this idea. "genius" they think. Suddenly a little walri pipes up:

"hey..hey...walt....what about the monster?"

do you:

A: tell him that it may not be real, but if it is you will fight it and protect him!
B: tell him that it may not be real, but if it is, we all may die, but we will die here of starvation and sharp rocks anyway
As i am not sure if i can die as i have entered a portal to begin with....

A) I shall fight and protect
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Hertz us would want me to grovel

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"please! please! not the sword!!!!"

"the love of money".....he says..."but asking for forgiveness helps"....


the sword.



..........



You find yourself sitting on a rock, you have flippers, you feel old.....you glance in the nearby water, you see that you are an old walrus. You look across the sea and see an island, you have a vision of your past...the carnage of your walrus family being decimated by that monster.....a tear falls down your blubbery cheek.....onto your grey mustache.

"Elder!" "Walt wants to talk to you!"


"send him over" you say.....

then you think: "this is the best of all possible worlds....and smile."


THE END?
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The cerebral assassin, the molder of minds, the Omni potent being. Time transcending traveler, wisdom incarnate. Veritas needs no intro but I guess I have to. He’s not know in the battling world but who doesn’t know veritas? The guy us always original and if you pay attention to his bars, dude brings the heat.. The gawd.
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Old 08-21-2014, 09:53 AM   #271
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Are you angry?
Only at the pockets thing.

I kicked bags ass and he got revenge. So we even
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Old 08-21-2014, 10:27 AM   #272
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My adventure sucked though.

The other ones are pretty good and all intertwine.
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My adventure sucked though.

The other ones are pretty good and all intertwine.
Thats funny bro, because imo yours in one of the best, and it does intertwine. But hey, I did my best sir.
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Only at the pockets thing.

I kicked bags ass and he got revenge. So we even

so we cool?
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The mirror feels good tucked away in between your chubby arms and body. You run, you little chubster, you run !!!! your insane clown posse shirt flows in the wind like a Unicorn's mane. You happen find yourself in a strange part of town, you have never been here before. You look into the mirror and you see a playground, and a little girl playing....you can feel the mirror pulling you in.....all of a sudden you realize that you must have drifted into the street because a long black limosine comes careening around the corner and almost hits you. You jump back and breath...whoo....you look at the mirror and it appeears split down the middle on the left is that artic island again, you see a walrus....on the right is the little girl in the playground...

Do you:

A: get pulled into the artic island
B: get pulled into the playground with the girl playing
Nothing goes wrong when you follow little girls on a playground
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My adventure sucked though.

The other ones are pretty good and all intertwine.

Was hoping for more twists and turns :(


Taken out too soon!
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B: stay in the library and attempt to save existence.

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It was entertaining. Good job
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A: continue reading the paper
B: call to your daughter to come here
But ye something feels strange and that shit I was told about the limo in my dream yesterday.. Got to take extra care of my daughter just in case and hope I make the right choice.

B) I tell my daughter to come over.
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