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The buzz is getting stronger, but changing....you realize that you are no longer drunk...at all. What was blurred, is now clear....No one could stop you. "Lets see....it is time to have some fun". do you: A: head to the airport B: head to the Marina
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The mirror feels good tucked away in between your chubby arms and body. You run, you little chubster, you run !!!! your insane clown posse shirt flows in the wind like a Unicorn's mane. You happen find yourself in a strange part of town, you have never been here before. You look into the mirror and you see a playground, and a little girl playing....you can feel the mirror pulling you in.....all of a sudden you realize that you must have drifted into the street because a long black limosine comes careening around the corner and almost hits you. You jump back and breath...whoo....you look at the mirror and it appeears split down the middle on the left is that artic island again, you see a walrus....on the right is the little girl in the playground... Do you: A: get pulled into the artic island B: get pulled into the playground with the girl playing
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your flipper draws in teh sand: ) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ( <---the other shoreline then ) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>( > > > <----basically just piggy backing in reverse now that you had secured a new point of contact on the mysterious island. The herd likes this idea. "genius" they think. Suddenly a little walri pipes up: "hey..hey...walt....what about the monster?" do you: A: tell him that it may not be real, but if it is you will fight it and protect him! B: tell him that it may not be real, but if it is, we all may die, but we will die here of starvation and sharp rocks anyway
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you decide to go to the park, you see the newspaper on teh counter, you grab it. Wonder how the cubs were doing. which reminds me of a joke, what did Jesus say to the cubs as he was ascending into Heaven? Don't do anything until I get back. THe ride to teh park is uneventful. You watch from the nearby bench as she plays delighted, you too are just happy that you slept last night....even though it was weird. Suddennly you see a limo pull up. Something feels strange. Do you A: continue reading the paper B: call to your daughter to come here
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"please! please! not the sword!!!!"
"the love of money".....he says..."but asking for forgiveness helps".... the sword. .......... You find yourself sitting on a rock, you have flippers, you feel old.....you glance in the nearby water, you see that you are an old walrus. You look across the sea and see an island, you have a vision of your past...the carnage of your walrus family being decimated by that monster.....a tear falls down your blubbery cheek.....onto your grey mustache. "Elder!" "Walt wants to talk to you!" "send him over" you say..... then you think: "this is the best of all possible worlds....and smile." THE END?
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08-21-2014, 10:27 AM | #272 |
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My adventure sucked though.
The other ones are pretty good and all intertwine.
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Thats funny bro, because imo yours in one of the best, and it does intertwine. But hey, I did my best sir.
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It was entertaining. Good job
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Was hoping for more twists and turns :( Taken out too soon!
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lmao @ the hipster library shit.
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